14. Classic: Snow White

The mirror is classical, in other words, shabby.

Yue Lingshan stared at the mirror stunned, what's the situation? This time, the original owner likes to look in the mirror in the dark basement?

"The most beautiful person in the world is you, the Queen."

The mirror actually spoke, the magic world ......

Yue Lingshan decided to explore the mystery of the mirror.

"Who is the best person in the world?"

"Of course, the Queen."

Yue Lingshan was satisfied and happy, and then thought of a very unpleasant question.

"Who is the tallest person in the world?"

"It's you, Queen."

Very well, Yue Lingshan confirmed some of her conjectures, she wanted to see if it was the worst outcome.

"How many people are there in the world?"

"Twenty-three."

"How many people have you met?"

"Twenty-three."

The answer is almost out.

This mirror is not sycophant, it is shallow.

Think about it, how much insight can a mirror placed in the upper floor room have?

Yue Lingshan was not interested in delving into this useless mirror, so she turned around and left.

"Queen, His Majesty the King summons you." The maid said.

The next thing was very simple, Yue Lingshan hacked the king to death with a single sword, hacked to death the guards of the loyal king, and hacked to death the ministers of the loyal king.

Yue Lingshan took control of the kingdom. She was embarrassed to call herself an emperor or something, how big was the medieval kingdom of Thema? Just a piece of dried tofu! The whole kingdom is a castle, less than 3,000 people, in China is a poor county, who is interested in the king here, or shameless?

The late king had a daughter, Yue Lingshan didn't abuse her, what do you like, this kind of small place to play cutting grass and eradicating the roots is simply to lower her IQ, if this princess named Bai Xue (what is so embarrassing to call her princess!) Bumpkin! If you want to make a fuss about what will add to Yue Lingshan's joy of life, Yue Lingshan is also quite welcome.

Snow White left the castle shortly after, and the maid reported that Snow White had gone to the basement before leaving.

"What did Snow White ask?" Yue Lingshan asked the mirror.

Snow White asked, who is the most beautiful person in the world. The mirror replied.

Is there any mistake? At least ask who killed the king? Ask who is the most beautiful and have a hairy use.

"Answer?"

"The most beautiful person in the world is Snow White." The mirror is really shallow.

"Where is Snow White now?" Yue Lingshan actually didn't hold out hope, but unexpectedly the mirror answered.

"In the house of the seven dwarfs in the woods." The mirror actually shows Snow White in the house.

Can mirrors actively track people they have seen regardless of distance? Maybe it could be used as a satellite.

Yue Lingshan had no interest in what Snow White was doing, and she found the original owner's magic book.

The original owner was actually a witch?

Yue Lingshan devoted herself to serious research.

Snow White soon meets the prince, who offers to marry Snow White, and of course he will help Snow White reclaim her kingdom first.

Snow White was deeply moved and happy.

The prince appeared in front of Yue Lingshan with dozens of soldiers. "You wicked woman, you killed the king and robbed Snow White of her kingdom!"

Yue Lingshan asked, "Is there any evidence?" ”

The prince is speechless, Mao is a piece of evidence, shouldn't he directly admit it and start fighting at this time?

Yue Lingshan said again: "My daughter, if you want to marry this man, you can marry it, I wish you happiness." ”

Snow White happily looked at the prince's tangled face: "Thank you." ”

The prince was speechless again, a woman who is addicted to love is easy to deceive, but she is also easy to be deceived by others, which is really a double-edged sword.

"Dear Snow White, we must first avenge the kingdom and then take back your kingdom."

"Oh yes."

Yue Lingshan was indifferent to this kind of brainless romantic drama, and said directly: "Bai Xue, I killed the king, and the kingdom is now mine, if you want to take revenge, hurry up, I'm busy, tens of millions of minutes." ”

The prince is overjoyed, he is familiar with this kind of plot!

"O Wicked Queen, I represent the ...... of justice"

Click.

The heroic and righteous prince was hacked to death by the evil Yue Lingshan.

Click, click.

The subordinates of the heroic and righteous prince were hacked to death by Yue Lingshan.

Click, click.

Snow White ran away.

Yue Lingshan's jaw almost fell to the ground, and she was still running so fast in high heels!

Snow White fled back to the wooden house of the seven dwarfs, Yue Lingshan was not embarrassed to chase and kill thousands of miles, Senior Sister Yue was disciplined, and bullied children without taking them to someone's house.

Yue Lingshan carefully studied the magic book in her hand, and the more she studied magic, the more helpless she became.

Shit! What kind of magic is it!

An apple that will poison you if you eat it! Transform into powder! There are also a lot of magic that you know is useless when you hear the name.

Is this called magic? It's better than Hogwarts!

In the Middle Ages in Europe, chemists and physicists were likely to be called sorcerers and put to death, simply because honest people who didn't know a single letter saw the test tube in the chemist's hand change color, and the physicist hoisted a heavy object with a rope with a small wheel.

Everything that these honest people have never seen is magic, everything that is lost in the harvest of the earth, people fall, dogs are sick, it is caused by wizards, all wizards who can do magic must be burned at the stake so that God can forgive the sins of all, and the harvest in the field will be many, and the dogs will not fall and will not get sick.

There may be a little bit of magic in this world that can indeed be called magic, such as transformation powder, but more magic must be attributed to chemistry, such as the apple that poisons people.

Yue Lingshan found that according to the standards of this world, she was indeed an out-and-out wizard.

First of all, she understands chemistry and physics, and uses this knowledge to improve her life. Yue Lingshan could not have changed but accepted the backward medieval life.

Secondly, she hacked dozens of people to death. The simple people thought that it was impossible for a delicate and beautiful woman to hack dozens of people to death, so Yue Lingshan, who hacked dozens of people like the wind, must be a witch who used evil black magic.

Finally, she has a magic book and a talking magic mirror.

Yue Lingshan had nothing to refute and was unwilling to refute.

Snow White, who lives in the woods, once again meets a prince who falls in love with her at first sight.

Yue Lingshan was strange, this prince was too easy to meet.

After carefully looking at the map, Yue Lingshan had a stomachache.

What kind of world is this! Within 1,000 square kilometers, there are more than 30 countries densely packed!

How big is 1000 square kilometers? Hong Kong is 1,100 square kilometres, understand?

How big is Hong Kong squeezing out 30 countries?

It's all villages!

Yue Lingshan thought that a small country with only 3,000 people made people laugh off their big teeth, looking at those countries with only a few hundred people, Yue Lingshan could already proudly call the great powers.

Is the world so little bigger? Medieval people, who never left their homes, could not answer at all.

Yue Lingshan fell into deep thought.

Snow White was delighted, the second prince's kingdom was obviously a little bigger than the previous one, and he declared war on Yue Lingshan's castle with 300 soldiers.

An army of 300 people frightened the people in the castle, the great army! An army of 300 people! Look at all the soldiers with iron weapons, none of them have flinching sticks, it's over! It's all over!

Yue Lingshan didn't bother to take a sword to chop, and directly threw out an explosives bag.

Freshly baked, the formula is 1 nitrate, 2 sulfur and 3 carbon is the most inefficient gunpowder made zuò, the power of the poor forced rudimentary explosives package exploded!

Kill the 3 brave soldiers who rushed to the front, and the war was over.

The prince ran faster than a rabbit with the remnants of 297 men.

Snow White ran faster than 297 people.

Yue Lingshan sighed again, the princesses of this world are all excited about it.

Snow White and Prince Two flee back into the woods, the evil witch is too powerful! Warriors must be summoned! The other kingdoms must be notified to join forces in the encirclement!

The other kingdoms are very interested, take out this witch and divide the property equally!

Snow White is excited, the more powerful Yue Lingshan is, the better, the more dead people, the better, the bigger the scene, the legend is that stepping on the colorful clouds to save the princess, it is so romantic.

Yue Lingshan received unexpected reinforcements.

Several wizards were desperate and decided to take refuge in the notorious Yue Lingshan, although everyone didn't know each other, they were all in the same vein as wizards, and they were all chased and killed with torches, so it was always right to help each other.

These wizards who can only make people's noses longer or create weird colored poisons are useless to Yue Lingshan, but the others don't think so, look at those wizards wearing tattered and evil black cloaks gathered under the queen's command, obviously the evil witch queen has become the witch boss queen.

Thanks to the blessings of these wizards who were chased and escaped, Yue Lingshan finally understood a little bit of this world.

This world is essentially the European Middle Ages, science is extremely backward, chasing wizards everywhere, religion is rampant, slightly different from the European Middle Ages in Yue Lingshan's cognition, as long as the nobles in this world have a small castle, oh, no, as long as there is a small village, they dare to call themselves such and such a country, and call themselves such and such kings and such and such princes.

Yue Lingshan did the math, the area of Europe is about 10 million square kilometers, so there are about 300,000 countries, 300,000 kings, 300,000 queens, 300,000 N-fold princes and princesses, according to this population density, throwing a brick out and killing 10 people, 9 are princes and one is a king, it is not an exaggeration at all!

No wonder Bai Xue Gong took the initiative to meet the prince without moving!

The prince is completely worthless!

Unlike Yue Lingshan's stomachache, Snow White and the princes (not typing more than a word at all) were carefully considering the scale of the war.

In view of the large number of wizards and the high difficulty of the dungeon, the number of kingdoms that sent troops to defeat Yue Lingshan increased to 8. The total number of troops in the Eight-Nation Alliance has reached an unprecedented 3,000 people, and many kingdoms believe that the more troops they can, the more spoils they can share, and they continue to increase the number of soldiers, and it is estimated that by the day of the official dispatch of troops, the total number will exceed 4,000.

4,000 people, even if 3,000 people are serfs with branches waving to make up the number, this is a very terrible number, enough to sweep through the European countries, and the small witch kingdom with a total number of only 3,000 is vulnerable.

The army gathered in front of Yue Lingshan's castle, gathering in a swarm without the slightest formation. The wars of the Middle Ages in Europe were always crowded, with more people than fewer people, and there was no need for technical content at all. It's not that the European army is idiot, the army of peasant serfs with no military training at all, can run smoothly in one direction, which is already a military miracle.

At the front of the army, Snow White was smiling, the kings and princes were chatting and laughing, the witch's castle was in front of them, and the huge wealth, although it had not yet arrived, had already made people involuntarily begin to discuss the ownership of the spoils of war.

In front of everyone's eyes, Yue Lingshan stood at the top of the castle, looking up to the sky and spreading her hands.

Then the Eight-Nation Coalition will no longer exist.

A huge explosion engulfed the forces of the Eight-Nation Alliance. The Eight-Nation Coalition was killed by more than 200 people in seconds, and then 1,000 people were burned to death by heavy flames, and the Eight-Nation Coalition collapsed, injuring friendly troops and accidentally wounding 1,000 people by friendly forces in the chaos.

The evil Yue Lingshan planted a huge amount of explosives in advance in the gathering place of the Eight-Nation Alliance, as well as various ignition objects, for fear that the gunpowder was not powerful enough, Yue Lingshan added a large number of small iron pieces to the explosives bag (originally wanted to add iron nails, but unfortunately the technology tree of this castle could not produce iron nails), and added highly toxic substances to the ignition materials, and repeated vicious acts led to the tragic end of the Eight-Nation Alliance.

Among the remnants of the Eight-Nation Alliance, those who were injured by gunpowder died of inflammation; Those who were simply injured by a small pebble died of inflammation; those who were burned by fire died of inflammation; Those infected by poisonous smoke die due to inflammation; Accidentally wounded by an ally, he dies due to inflammation.

A small inflammation was invincible in medieval Europe in that filthy rag that wrapped the wound.

No more than 300 of the Eight-Nation Coalition will return to their home countries alive.

The lovely Snow White once again flew away from the battlefield.

Yue Lingshan's pretending to be forced led to the name of the evil witch spreading all over the continent, and she was called the witch king, and no one thought that the super witch king, who could kill 4,000 people with witchcraft, would be defeated.

Yue Lingshan annexed the eight kingdoms that attacked her, and several of these poor kingdoms were recruited into the army because the king was too obsessed with exterminating the evil witch, and the rest of the kingdom were old and weak women and children, and they had to surrender when they saw the witch king's army.

Yue Lingshan inspected the land, and finally felt a little like the village chief, as if he was a community security guard before.

A few months later, Yue Lingshan attacked again, annexed more than 20 countries around her, and was finally promoted to mayor-level leader.

The successive wars and victories have made the Witch King known as the Witch King, attracting many wizards to take refuge, and this may be the only kingdom in the whole of Europe where wizards can feel safe.

Noting that there are more and more wizards under Yue Lingshan, the surrounding kingdoms are complaining, and the only way out is to ask for help from the distant Holy See, but the Holy See is thousands of rivers and mountains away from here and separated by N countries, and the old Pope's family is relatively busy, it is estimated that there will be no ten or eight years, and he may not have time to pay attention to this small corner. Fortunately, Yue Lingshan didn't seem to have the intention of immediately sending troops to attack other kingdoms, which finally made the kings breathe a sigh of relief.

Witch Country (Yue Lingshan has never given her territory a name, it's too small, take a Mao name!) Under the leadership of witches, all kinds of witchcraft continued to appear, from windmills that automatically grinded flour without mules, waterwheels that automatically lifted water out of the river without manpower, harvests that could be harvested by sprinkling dung into the soil, and swords that were so strong and sharp that they were unimaginably strong. After food was finally able to meet the most basic survival needs of human beings, the population of the witch country has grown explosively.

Yue Lingshan sighed for the first time, she didn't have to see the report that the baby was accidentally crushed to death by her mother while sleeping, she really had mixed feelings.

A European journalist once described a certain world of Guangzhou: "Female workers here work 16 hours a day for a meager salary, but this is the only place in China where no baby girl is drowned." ”

Europe used to be not much better than that.

Crushed to death while sleeping, choked to death while eating, fell to death while walking, drowned in bathing...... Without food, without clothing, they cannot feed their children, and babies, both male and female, are killed by their parents.

Human nature is vulnerable to hunger and cold.

Yue Lingshan did everything possible to improve productivity, and finally made the people under his rule have a little bit of humanity.

The Pope finally noticed the rich witch kingdom and ordered a holy war against the witch kingdom that disrespected God.

Yue Lingshan was furious, she was the only one who beat others, and there was anyone who dared to take the initiative to provoke her?

The furious Yue Lingshan formed the Wizard Sect and openly established the country with the Sect.

The armies of jihad dragged on, and the neighboring countries were unwilling to fight against powerful witches for God, and the countries that were willing to fight for God's holy war went on expeditions because there was no food.

Yue Lingshan took the initiative without hesitation.

In the following one year, Yue Lingshan sent troops to sweep away thousands of surrounding kingdoms, covering an area of 100,000 square kilometers, becoming a veritable country.

The Pope finally understood that he had hit the iron plate.

The Pope has never been to the Witch Country, nor has he met the ambassadors of the Witch Country, but this does not prevent the Pope from understanding the strength of the Witch Country.

You can see from the map how huge a country of 100,000 square kilometers is in Europe, which claims to have 300,000 kingdoms.

It's suffocating.

The pope is not the only one who looks at the map every day.

For the powerful rise of the witch country, many European countries quickly carried out a series of diplomacy, merging into dozens of countries such as England and France to jointly fight against the witch country.

Since then, Europe has bid farewell to the state of hundreds of thousands of small countries, and the country and region have gradually moved closer to the Europe that Yue Lingshan is familiar with.

Many wizards were concerned that the Witch Kingdom was not a powerful nation among the new European nations in terms of population and area size.

Yue Lingshan smiled.

The most important thing in war is time, and until these countries truly unify their decrees and unify their armies, the so-called national appellation is nothing more than a paper tiger that scares people.

Yue Lingshan attacked again, with only an army of 3,000 people, he swept half of Europe, and the witch country became the largest and strongest country in Europe.

10 years later, the witch country has become the core of European civilization, new technology, new civilization, new literature and art emerge in an endless stream, every year a large number of immigrants pour into the witch country, the population of the witch country gradually exceeded 80% of the entire Europe.

All of Europe would not think that the Witch State would cause a food shortage or an economic crisis, and that the Witch State would be productive enough to absorb any number of people.

The Holy See had to unite all the countries of Europe to declare war on the Witch State.

The Great War in Europe begins.

The war went to one side.

Yue Lingshan brutally abused the serf army with wooden sticks as weapons.

Two years later, the Holy See moved to Africa, and Yue Lingshan unified the whole of Europe.

Wicca became the largest religion in Europe, and the first doctrine of Wimanism was: "We stand for progress and strength." ”

Africa.

Snow White commanded, "Move the blanket a little to the left." "When His Holiness the Pope passes by, he will take a break here, and he can't be too shabby.

Prince N. stood anxiously at the door, watching the Pope's car.

Although life has been very happy, Snow White still complains a little, Africa is not as good as Europe, poor, backward, hot, and there are many mosquitoes, all blame the witch queen for messing around, otherwise the most beautiful Snow White in the world should live happier in a beautiful castle.