Chapter 13 Helper Selection
"First, you have to learn Chinese medicine before going to school, second, you have to memorize the "Yellow Emperor's Neijing" backwards, and third!"
Guangliang paused when he said this, looked at the nearby classmates who were attracted to him, and continued prominently: "The third is that after reaching the above two requirements, you can become his assistant only after passing his exam questions. ”
"Such a pervert."
Hearing Guan Liang say three requirements, all the classmates shook their heads weakly and sighed, especially Shi Dashan, he muttered to himself:
"Who can pass this game, I have passed Chinese medicine since elementary school, and I have to memorize what scriptures, and finally I have to select, which is stricter than the college entrance examination!"
"Alright." Guan Liang stopped Shi Dashan in time and said: "Do you think that the people who are sent abroad by Baoyan will have a chance with just a second handful?" Don't dream, let's watch the show, we'll be an audience from a moment on. ”
After Guan Liang's topic shifted, this small number of students began to discuss, but Lotte didn't think anything, isn't it just these three requirements, and if you successfully pass it, it's over.
The whispered discussion of the students in pairs made the huge lecture hall chaotic, but it didn't take long for the class bell to ring, and a few adults walked in at the door, the principal Zheng Jianguo, and a few younger teachers, but there was an old man who caught Lotte's attention.
This old man is about 60 years old, his clothes are a little shabby, his white hair is fluffy and messy, and there is a gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.
When the team of teachers came in, the lecture hall was instantly silent, and all the students held their breath as they walked onto the podium, and each student didn't even dare to breathe.
The team of teachers sat in a row in front of the podium, and as usual, the principal Zheng Jianguo spoke, and the long welcome speech made the students drowsy.
Until the end of the principal's speech, the students hurriedly greeted with fierce applause, and the principal Zheng Jianguo turned his head to look behind him and introduced:
"Next, I would like to introduce a professor to the students, he is an academician of Huaxia Medical College, and also the honorary president of the university, and a doctoral supervisor.
In the encouraging applause, Professor Chu slowly walked to the podium, first waved his hand to the audience, and after the atmosphere of the venue was quiet, Professor Chu said:
"Ladies and gentlemen, you have limited time, I won't talk nonsense with you, in addition to the meeting with my classmates today, I have one more thing, and that is to select my assistants."
There was an uproar in the audience, and everyone began to talk about it, and after Professor Chu waved his hand to silence everyone, he said indifferently:
"Originally, I was very principled, and I used to pick assistants from among the seniors, but the principal told me that there was a student in this class of freshmen who was very good, maybe the assistant I wanted, and he asked me to give it a chance, so I came."
Chu Jiangnan's words fell, and the audience was in an uproar again, everyone was whispering and discussing, who are these outstanding students?
"But I want to warn everyone." Chu Jiangnan interrupted everyone's discussion again, "Medicine is rigorous, and the students I select must be bold and careful, and I won't give anyone face otherwise, do you understand?" ”
"Understood!"
Principal Zheng Jianguo bowed his head and smiled bitterly in the back, and the students were still discussing, which meant that among them, among the freshmen, there were still people recommended by the principal, which was very surprising.
Professor Chu turned around and took out a mineral water bottle from his bag, took out an empty cup and put it on the table, and said while opening the bottle cap:
"Let me tell you the requirements, students who have studied Chinese medicine before, students who have read the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, and those students who want to become my assistants, you listen well."
Professor Chu poured the liquid from the mineral water bottle into the cup and said:
"It's a cup of urine, whoever wants to be an assistant will follow me to do the same thing, and only if they do it will be eligible to take my exam."
A cup of yellow urine was poured into the room, and the students in the audience stared at the stage with great excitement, wanting to see what Professor Chu was going to do.
Professor Chu put his finger into the urine and walked around, then put his finger in his mouth and wrapped it, and then said, "Okay, students who want to try it can come up and try it." ”
The faces of some of the students in the audience were ugly, and many of the female students were so disgusted that they almost vomited.
But Lotte didn't care, he stood up and was just about to move, who knew that the school flower Zhao Wenxuan also stood up at this time, which immediately caused a lot of discussion among the students.
Zhao Wenxuan was relatively close to the podium, she indifferently dipped her urine, put it in her mouth and wrapped her fingers, and then stood aside, the faces of the whole class were ugly.
Lotte walked up and did the same once, and then stood next to Zhao Wenxuan, and the two stood side by side and looked at the whole class.
"I'll come."
At this time, a male classmate walked up to the podium with righteousness, looked at a glass of urine, plucked up the courage to dip a little, when he put his finger in his mouth, he retched nauseously several times, and also disgusted the classmates, and then came up one after another to return a few male classmates, all of whom did extremely disgusting behavior.
After the front row was full, Professor Chu looked at everyone and said:
"Everyone is very good, bolder than I thought, but you are bold but not careful enough, I just put my middle finger in the urine, and put the index finger in my mouth."
"What?"
"Wow...... Woo! In an instant, all the students in the audience vomited.
However, among the classmates in this row, only Lotte and Zhao Wenxuan stood as if they were nothing, and they didn't care about the disgusting behavior of the classmates around them.
Professor Chu looked at the two of them and said:
"Congratulations to both of you on your successful qualification."
The others were thankless, they drank urine but were disqualified, and one by one the black faces were ugly, but there were still Lotte and Zhao Wenxuan left on the stage, which also caused most of the people who watched the excitement to discuss for a while.
Professor Chu didn't rush to start, but looked at the audience and said:
"Dear students, a qualified doctor, in addition to being bold, you must also be observant and meticulous, which is also the most important topic you have studied in the four years of Chinese medicine university."
"That's too tricky, you said it was okay?" A student who had tasted urine retorted loudly.
"I forced you?" Professor Chu retorted and said: "Chinese Chinese medicine is broad and profound, and everything is knowledge, you don't even have the most basic care of doctors, how dare I let you be my assistant?" ”
At this time, the students had nothing to say, and they all lowered their heads like ashes.
Professor Chu looked at Lotte and Zhao Wenxuan and said, "Okay, the following is the exam question, I hope to ask the right thing, and tell everyone the truth." ”
Lotte and Zhao Wenxuan glanced at each other, Zhao Wenxuan maintained his demeanor and nodded slightly, signaling Lotte to say.
Rakuten Benefit took a step forward and said:
"Don't be disgusting, classmates, you don't drink urine."
The audience instantly fried the pot, "It's not urine, what is it?" Instantly, everyone had the same question.
Rakuten went on to explain:
"It's expired beer."
"Really?" The audience didn't believe it, but those who had tasted the birds, their faces eased a lot, and they didn't care if it was true or not, as long as it wasn't urine, they didn't pick it!
Lotte smiled and continued:
"Students, urine contains uric acid, it smells sour, this glass of liquid, the color is almost exactly the same as urine, but the smell it emits has a faint wheat fragrance, and a very light smell of alcohol, and only expired beer will emit a sour smell similar to urine, but this cup is definitely not urine, please believe me."
"I'm relieved." A few people who have tasted it are relieved, but whether it is urine or not they simply ignore it.
Professor Chu also nodded in agreement, glanced at Lotte again, and said:
"Guy, are you ready for the next exam?"
Lotte looked at Professor Chu and said:
"Ready, but Professor, she can see it too, can she take the exam together?"
"Of course." Professor Chu nodded in agreement, then picked up his handbag and took out eggs, yes, Professor Chu put the eggs on the podium, and lined them up in several rows, about 10 of them.
The students in the audience didn't know what to do, and they all stood up and looked at the eggs on the podium, not understanding what it was for.
"Do you use this for the exam? How to take the test? This is the question of all the students.
Professor Chu waved his hand and motioned for everyone to be quiet, and the group of teachers on the podium, as well as the principal, all came over at this time, and one of the youngest men, looking at the eggs on the podium, said:
"Teacher, are you going to test their visit with eggs? This ......"
"Yes, madman (Professor Chu)." Principal Zheng Jianguo answered: "This onlooker distinguishes eggs is the most difficult in Chinese medicine syndrome differentiation, is it too difficult for young people to do this?" ”
Professor Chu put on an indifferent look, and said disapprerovitically: "You said that he is very extraordinary, so I made an exception to recruit freshmen, although microscopic egg identification is the most difficult test question in the consultation, but it is also my bottom line, do you have a problem?" ”
"Crazy, you're raising the bar." Principal Zheng Jianguo quit on the spot.
Not only the students, but also the teachers on the side also talked about it.
In other words, in Chinese traditional Chinese medicine, the doctor's level is reflected in the four abilities, looking, smelling, asking, judging stubborn diseases by looking at the patient's complexion, understanding the patient's habits by smelling, reasoning about the root of the disease by asking, and finally diagnosing the diagnosis by cutting, which is the basis of diagnosis and diagnosis in traditional Chinese medicine.
Before, Professor Chu used "urine" as an exam question, tested observation, and then tested smell, but as long as he is a professional doctor, he can do it, so it was an introductory question before.
But this microscopic egg is compared with the previous one, this is simply the most difficult exam question, and the equivalent ratio is equal to the comparison between a primary school exam and the college entrance examination, which shows how difficult this question is.
This article is from the novel of Kanshu.com