327. 327. Super invincible se madness
Hearing Jennifer say this, Catherine nodded sympathetically and said, "Honey, you're right! After saying this, he said with some doubts: "Since they are normal men, why would they refuse our invitation?" They say that they have dizziness and fear of heights, and seeing that they are so strong and have extremely high martial arts, how can they have dizziness and fear of heights? ”
Jennifer exhaled angrily and said, "Catherine, your brain is soaked in seawater, right?" Do you believe them when they say that? It's just that they find an excuse not to get on our yacht! ”
Listening to Jennifer's words, Catherine couldn't help but get angry, frowned, snorted coldly and said, "These two bastards dare to refuse us, we want to find them, we must soak them all!" ”
Jennifer shrugged her nose and said with a smile: "The more men like this, the more smelly they are!" The more they are like this, the more we must find them, and if we don't surrender them and play them to death, our sisters will not be considered members of the Rofos family! ”
Just when the two sisters, Jennifer and Catherine, vowed to find Lu Feng and the Gun God, repair them properly, and let them play with them, the speedboat they were riding in had already sailed more than ten kilometers away. In order to prevent Jennifer and Catherine from encountering the yacht and then regrouping two motorboats to catch up with them, Lu Feng specially let the speedboat drive seven or eight kilometers to the left before heading in the direction they came.
Jennifer and Catherine were talking about the road wind and the gun god, and the road wind and the gun god were also talking about them. The hippopotamus sighed and said, "Fuck! Boss, gun god, I see that those two girls invited you to the yacht, they must have taken a fancy to you, in addition to letting you get on the yacht, they also intended to let you get them on the yacht! It's a pity, you two fake eunuchs, you have wasted such a good opportunity! ”
Lu Feng glared at the hippopotamus and said dissatisfiedly: "You kid knows the fuck when he sees a beautiful woman, can there be something else?" Seeing the hippopotamus laughing, he couldn't help but scold, "By the way, why did you say my name was Ximenqing just now?" What's wrong with you kid giving me a name, just let me call such a big wolf name? ”
Hippo smiled and said, "Boss, I gave you this name, it's really a good name!" Boss, look, you don't look as good as me, but the woman's fate is much stronger than mine! Hongmei likes you, right? Ke'er loves you again, I can see that Sister Yan also has that meaning to you, that is, after the SWAT captain named An or something saw you, I could see that the look in your eyes was wrong! Don't talk about these, as soon as these two foreign girls saw you just now, they stuck it on you, and his mum is good for you as a woman! Ximenqing's women's popularity is also very good, and the two of you are the turtle king Bayi Road! Isn't it right to call you Ximenqing? ”
Hearing Hippo's words, everyone else couldn't help but laugh. Lu Feng was a little depressed and couldn't help but say: "Hippo, you kid is talking nonsense again!" Ximen Qing saw a beautiful woman, no matter who he wanted, his mother is definitely a se-love maniac! I say that I will not be like him, how can I say that I am the same as him? ”
Hippo laughed and said, "Boss, you don't need to be polite, seek truth from facts!" Do you think that anyone who wants to do it can do it? That's a lot of strength! It's not enough for you to just want to be on a beautiful woman, but you have to be able to get a beautiful woman to want you to be on it! Boss, you have done all three, and you are an absolute genuine super invincible se-love maniac! ”
Lu Feng couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, and scolded at the hippo: "What kind of fucking theory are you!" After saying this, he said dissatisfiedly, "You kid calls me such a name, but your name is Li Longji, the spear god." This spear god has become an emperor, I'm a se-erotic maniac, and it's too demeaning for me, right? ”
The spear god smiled and said, "Boss, don't be jealous, I just have the appearance of an emperor!" Hippos have always farted when they talk, and this time it's really right! ”
Hearing what the gun god said, the hippo smiled and said: "Gun God, do you know why Li Longji guards a beauty like Yang Yuhuan every day but doesn't even get a son?" ”
The spear god couldn't imagine why the hippopotamus would suddenly ask this question, and was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why?" ”
The hippopotamus shook his head and said with a smile, "Isn't it simple?" A beauty like Yang Yuhuan, Li Longji keeps watch night and night, but he can't even make Yang Yuhuan's stomach move at all, there can only be one reason, that is, Li Longji is yangwei, his guy can't do it! Something is wrong! Li Longji had something wrong with that guy, and Yang Yuhuan was embarrassed to say it, and he didn't know how to find someone to water the dry flower stream, so he was so depressed that he hanged himself with Bai Ling! ”
Hearing such a high statement from the hippo, Lu Feng couldn't help laughing, and immediately balanced his mind, looked at the gun god and said, "Does the gun god still have the appearance of an emperor?" ”
The spear god smiled bitterly and said, "I'd better be an ordinary person!" After saying this, he couldn't help but look at the hippopotamus and scolded, "Hippo, you have a weirdness!" According to what your kid said, if Yang Yuhuan had met you at that time, wouldn't he have hanged himself? ”
The hippopotamus smirked and said, "That's that!" If Yang Yuhuan meets my hippopotamus, will she still be empty? No matter how bad my hippopotamus is, at least I can feed her, right? My hippopotamus can definitely fill her emptiness and make her real! If she is nourished, well-fed, and not empty, you let her commit suicide, and she is reluctant to commit suicide! ”
The stegosaurus sighed and shook his head, saying, "It's a pity, it's a pity! Hippopotamus, you kid and Yang Yuhuan were born at the wrong time, if they were born in a dynasty, then Yang Yuhuan's big money would not be Li Longji, but your kid hippopotamus! ”
Sighs always seem to be contagious, and the hippopotamus sighs and says, "Fuck! Stegosaurus, you're so right! It's a pity that my hippopotamus was born at the wrong time, if I was also born in the Tang Dynasty, I can also be a hero to save the beauty, then Yang Yuhuan will not be blush, hang himself! ”
Hearing the hippopotamus's sigh, Lu Feng also sighed and said: "What the hippopotamus said is that Yang Yuhuan will not commit suicide if he encounters a hippopotamus!" “
The hippopotamus smiled proudly: "The boss still has a high vision and can see problems accurately, so he can be said to be my hippopotamus's bosom friend!" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said: "Of course Yang Yuhuan will not commit suicide if she meets a hippopotamus, because she doesn't even have a chance to commit suicide!" ”
"Why?" Hearing Lu Feng say this, Stegosaurus and the others couldn't help but ask.
Lu Feng looked at the hippopotamus, smiled slightly, and said, "Why?" Because with the temperament of this kid hippo, he can kill Yang Yuhuan at one time! ”
“fuck! Boss, you have such a high opinion of me! In the midst of everyone's laughter, the hippopotamus scratched his curly hair vigorously and said proudly, "Boss, you admit it yourself, you are still not as fierce as me in this regard, right?" ”