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Chapter I

I've been in love with the gods for a long time, and all the gods of the Three Realms know about it...... Except for him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Of course, it's not very unusual for me to like Yusheng, because there is no goddess and fairy in the Three Realms who doesn't like him.

Handsome heaven and earth, cool gods and ghosts, and the birth is a typical example of women who are crazy at first sight and men who kill themselves at first sight.

The Celestial Association once invited him to be the chief god of G4 (God4), although he eventually refused, which shows what a great and overwhelming scourge he is...... Uh, I'm sorry, it's fragrant.

To get back to the point, I like Husheng, but I don't know that I used my power to confess to him many times, but ......

"Donglai, are you in trouble?"

"Uh, yes!"

"I'm going to attend the Buddha's Western Heaven Buddha Conference soon, what's the matter, let's talk about it in three hundred years."

"Uh, oh!"

Just today, I set off a monstrous ambition and was determined to confess success, but I was still politely rejected by the student on the grounds that he was busy with official business.

Alas, the Buddha of the Western Heavens!

Last time, it was said that it was the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Meeting, last time it was said that it was the Jindan Seminar, and last time it was the Xihai Relocation Conference...... Each meeting would occupy him for 200, 300, or even 4500 years, and my confession plan was postponed again and again for thousands of years.

"If you can't do this, even if it takes another 10,000 years, you won't be able to catch up with you."

Sitting above the archway of Nantianmen, Ziqi said to me.

Ziqi and I are two-headed candle dragons twisted together by the Buddha for 3,000 years, where we need light, there is us, there is him and me, and I have him, which means a pair, similar to shoes or something.

I snorted the Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass in my mouth, and glanced at him very untemperamentally:

"So what am I going to do?"

Ziqi smiled cheaply, who was quite researched: "Hmph, □□ it." ”

Chapter II

□□ such a technical job, I can't do it. Everyone who knows me knows that Donglai Immortal Guan knows nothing but fighting and hooking with iron fists.

However, purple gas will.

With tens of thousands of years of experience in molesting fairies and witches, he patted his chest and said he could help me get it.

So, I used a nine-hundred-year-fruiting and nine-hundred-year-old flowering fairy peach branch to invite him out of the mountain, let him turn into my appearance, and go to □□ and give birth to a god instead of me, but he is a man after all, if it really comes to the point of being loaded with guns, I will exchange it with him.

The two of us swapped identities, I changed into his appearance, secretly following the 'me' who twisted three steps and twists, looking at the completely different water snake waist and longevity buttocks, the blue shirt that I had worn for thousands of years was thrown away by the purple excuse, and he used the spirit of the seven-colored rainbow to make a gorgeous gauze skirt for me, with rouge on the lips, and his eyes were like autumn water, looking forward to the brilliance.

This appearance made the god of life who was rushing to attend the wedding banquet of Erlang God and Howling Sky Dog couldn't help but stop and looked at 'me' in surprise.

"Donglai, you?"

'I' scratched my head and gestured for a while, and then put my bare hand on the shoulder of the god of life: "I, am I beautiful?" ”

He looked at me stupidly: "Beautiful." ”

"That ......" 'I' eyes are like silk, and the god who gave birth immediately understood:

"Penglai Mountain tomorrow night, see you or disperse."

“……”

Well, the purple gas is out, a top two. What I had been putting off for thousands of years had been easily handled by him, and although he looked a little smug at the moment, I decided to forgive him.

"How's it going? Your peach branch is worth it. "Ziqi changed into his original form, hung the seven-colored rainbow robe on his elbow, and walked towards me.

I clasped my hands to my chest and nodded in satisfaction.

Ziqi stretched out his hand to me: "Oh, this dress is for you." ”

I took it unceremoniously, looked at it, and said, "This is much more than my fairy peach branch baby." ”

Not to mention the rainbow spirit, even the rainbow in the sky is rare, and if his clothes are not for a thousand years, he will definitely not be able to make it.

Ziqi raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said indifferently: "Alas, I was originally going to give it to the Nine Heavens Xuannu, but who made you my other half." Hello, hello, everyone. ”

"......" I gave him a blank look, and said, "Tomorrow night, you should go." How about I give you a few more turtle eggs from the East China Sea Turtle? ”

“…… Get lost! You're a turtle egg! ”

...... "I'm sincere.

Chapter III

Because of a few turtle eggs, I was inexplicably angry with Ziqi, and the next day Nantianmen was on duty.

Seeing the sunset in the sky and the dawn of time coming late, I remembered the smile of the gods yesterday, and I felt that my head was as big as a fight.

In the end, he didn't wait for Ziqi's conscience to find out, so he had to change into a seven-colored rainbow suit and go to the appointment in fear.

The god of the birth stood under the moon, dressed in white, handsome and unparalleled.

"Donglai, you're here."

I smiled embarrassedly, always feeling a little embarrassed to face the gods.

"Donglai, you are different today...... "The god of the birth of the god said meaningfully, "today is very beautiful." ”

"Uh, really?" I found that when I was facing the purple qi, I could talk for years without feeling tired, but when facing the god in my heart, I couldn't even say a decent word.

"Yes." The god replied quite affirmatively, reached out and picked up the sleeve of my soft coat, and said, "His vision is really suitable for you." ”

I nodded and shook my head again, and unconsciously appeared in my mind the appearance of purple qi guarding the sky, waiting for the rainbow, refining the spirit.

It was probably my clumsiness that made him laugh so much that he suddenly put his arm on my shoulder and laughed heartily.

I asked him what was wrong, but he replied to me indifferently: "Do you know from the east?" The silver moon of the underworld was shot by Dayi, and now the demon lord is in a hurry. ”

Thinking of the Demon Lord who had a holiday with me in the past, I asked, "How could Silver Moon be shot?" "Do the people of the Dayi family like to shoot things indiscriminately, the underworld is heavily guarded, how can he get in?

"Everything is providential. It's not too early, so let's go back first. ”

“……”

The first date with the god of the birth ended in a bleak event...... Although the result was not ideal, it really made me nervous that I was about to jump out.

Chapter IV

When I got home, I found that Ziqi hadn't come back yet, but an unexpected person appeared.

The Demon Lord Flame Evil stood under the plane tree in front of my house, strange and evil, although it was beautiful, but it was still as annoying as ever.

As I said, I had a holiday with the Demon Lord.

When I was a small candle dragon, he sent out the thirteen hairpins of the underworld and issued a wanted warrant for the immortals, demons, gods and demons of heaven and earth, and he was about to capture me, and God knows, I just unintentionally peeked at him taking a bath and secretly ate a little of his sweet cake, if it wasn't for the Buddha intervening in the end, maybe I would have died at his hands.

This festival is not something that can be resolved in a few words.

When the Demon Lord Flame Demon saw me, he stretched out his demonic claws to me, and few of the gods of heaven and earth were able to slip away from his demonic claws.

A lightning-fast figure rushed to me, and the purple qi brought himself to the Demon Lord, letting the demon's claws grab his throat and throw him a foot away.

"Purple gas!" I rushed towards the purple qi that had fallen to the ground.

The Demon Lord refused to give up and blocked my way, I was furious, and two wings of fire were born behind me, fanning the hot wind with Mars, and the Demon Lord was afraid of fire, so he decisively gave up blocking and crossed his hands in front of him.

I ran to Ziqi's side and helped him up, Ziqi stood up with my strength, and shouted to the Demon Lord without fear: "I will definitely do what I promised, please don't harass her in the future." ”

The Demon Lord wanted to commit another murder to me, but after Ziqi's words, he brushed his sleeves away.

Chapter 5

"Ziqi, what did you promise the Demon Lord?" I looked at the five bloody paw prints behind the purple qi, and the fierce room was filled with pain, and I didn't know why.

"Hiss...... "I asked Guanyin for the divine water in the jade bottle, I heard that it can produce muscles and bones, but it will hurt when sprinkled, and the purple gas really gasped.

After a little better, he said to me, "You don't care." You have to remember that you can't provoke the Demon Lord in the future, you know? ”

I was wronged: "I didn't provoke him, he provoked me every time." ”

From the first meeting, he began to provoke.

Ziqi turned his head helplessly, and his jade-like eyes swept over me, for no reason, I actually felt that the hairs around my body were stirring, how could I never find that Ziqi's face was also amazingly beautiful.

"Fool, is he provoking you? He likes you. ”

"......" I was shocked, and bluntly expressed the disdain in my heart, Ziqi stood up, pulled up his shirt, I looked at his back regretfully, only to hear him say again:

"Didn't you notice that he chased and beat you from the first time he saw you?"

...... "I found out, but wasn't that because he wanted to kill me?"

"Difu Yinyue was shot, how could Dayi do it effortlessly? He's just trying to kidnap you for a valid reason. ”

“……”

Ziqi and I are both candle dragons, and the silver moon that illuminates the underworld is indeed a very valid reason. As long as the Demon Lord uses this to open his mouth to the Heavenly Emperor...... I really didn't expect that the evil demon lord would hide this thought in his belly.

After the wound on Ziqi's back healed, he came over and touched my head, and said to me in an unusually gentle tone:

"Donglai, you're going to learn to grow up, you know? If I'm no longer with you, you need to know how to take care of yourself. ”

I brushed his palm away, frowned, and said, "When did I not take care of myself?" ”

As he spoke, he stood up and walked to the side, spitting at him complaining as he went:

"Fool yourself."

“……”

Chapter VI

I haven't seen purple gas in days.

Nantianmen is on duty, Lingxiao Hall is on duty, and Taixu Pavilion is on duty, and I am the only one on duty, and the purple qi has not appeared since that time.

The mood gradually replaced by depression, and then, I went crazy and began to look for purple qi in the heavenly court, but no matter who I asked