31 Chapter 31
Chen Lou felt that his temper was really good, and when he had unbearable emotions towards Lu Hening in the past, he still felt that he was the Holy Mother. Looking at it today, he really underestimated himself. He is not the Holy Mother, he is the Holy Father, and Mencius's sub-sage is estimated to have lost to him.
Guan Yu's prompt, in fact, Chen Lou didn't understand it at first. Those are all Lu Hening's names for him, and it is no problem to listen to any of them separately, but Guan Yu's expression and tone are too sad and angry, so he was stunned for a while, and finally understood - master and apprentice play, doctor play, father and son play......
The shame simply broke through the sky, so Guan Yu's mind was not brains or semen, and he really didn't wronged him.
However, Chen Lou is not on fire, they are now the time for hormones to be stimulated, and there will be no loss of meat when they move their mouths. It's just that it's no good to misunderstand this, in case Guan Yu's heart is for Lu Hening, he doesn't want to continue to be a stumbling block on the road for the two of them.
So Chen Lou denied it very calmly.
Then, Guan Yu also took his denial as a fart as a matter of course. The two of them broke up unhappily in the end, leaving the coffee shop left and right, and they both silently gave each other a fool in their hearts.
Chen Lou's idea is a matter of course, it is not that he did it, Guan Yu has to think that he has done it, it is simply mentally retarded. And Guan Yu's side is not unreasonable-he lives next door to Chen Lou, he heard the corner of the wall clearly last time, and Hening is going to go over again tonight, so the fool believes that nothing will happen.
The thief must be caught for the stolen goods, and the adulterer must be caught in bed. Chen Lou didn't take advantage of this opportunity to confess, so Guan Yu decided to let it go.
It's just that he hasn't figured out how to open up and what to do next after he is open, so he received a series of life-threatening reminders from Guan Feng downstairs.
"Aren't you going home for winter vacation?" Guan Feng asked him straight to the point: "Mom and Dad often talk about you, now that your school is closed, where will you live if you don't go home?" ”
Of course, Guan Yu didn't dare to say that he was renting a house outside, in fact, he was quite scared of Guan Feng, in the previous life, Chen Lou knew that he was kicked out of the house, but he didn't know that before he was kicked out of the house, Guan Feng hung him for a long time, and picked a place with thin skin and tender meat.
Guan Yu haha: "I'm in the same class." ”
"Which fellow scholar?" Guan Feng's tone was calm, but he said unexpectedly strongly: "Send the address, I'll pick you up." ”
"Don't use it?" Guan Yu was stunned for a moment, now is the critical moment, he can't go home even if he is killed, but Guan Feng's attitude is very tough. He paused, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he covered his mobile phone and discussed: "In this way, can I go back early tomorrow morning?" I can't go back tonight, I'm out of town......"
"Outside the city," Guan Feng was silent for a while, and asked slowly, "Is it on the Xinglong Road in the other city?" ”
Guan Yu was startled, and immediately turned his head and looked back.
I didn't see Guan Feng.
"Don't look blind," Guan Feng said, "Look up." ”
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Guan Feng felt that he was a little disadvantageous to go out today, how to say it, first his beloved trot was scraped by an electric car while waiting for the red light.
Compared with most of the gentlemen around him, Guan Feng is low-key in all aspects, but he loves the car deeply, but this time he scraped but there was nothing he could do, the owner of the electric car was very arrogant when he rode the car on a rampage, and when the accident happened, he immediately recognized himself as a grandson, and knelt down for him in front of the traffic police.
There were many people around him pointing fingers, except for the onlookers who were watching the car, Guan Feng finally had no choice but to let the man go, but he couldn't hold back the grievances in his heart.
Then he took care of one more thing in order to spread the fire - at the place where a friend asked him to meet for dinner, he saw a few people bullying a small foreman, he didn't say a word, and went up to bully those people too.
A group of fox friends and dog friends were croaking in the back, Guan Feng's pain did not last for a few seconds, and when he turned his head, he saw the appearance of the little foreman Too young, too simple.
The one who seduced his brother! Oh no, the one his brother seduced!
Forget it, no matter who seduces whom, it must be the one who has something to do with his brother!
So the final outcome was that he borrowed a car from a friend, wanted to send the little foreman back, and finally captured Guan Yu alive at the little foreman's place.
Guan Yu couldn't be more exciting when he was stunned and shocked downstairs, but Guan Feng couldn't wait to smash something down from the fifth floor and smash this bear thing back into his mother's womb for a worry-free sister.
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When Guan Feng walked He Ning didn't know, he sat in the computer chair of Chen Lou for a while, looked at the time again, and felt a little reckless for a while.
Since he looked for various part-time jobs, today is the first time he has been bullied by customers. At that time, there was a waiter in the box, and Lu Hening originally passed by after calling Chen Lou, so he inexplicably suffered this unwarranted disaster.
In all fairness, it's not uncomfortable. However, in addition to the embarrassment of being slapped in the face, he was more worried about Ning Shan's reaction after seeing it.
Fortunately, he had told Chen Lou before that he was coming over today, so when the well-wisher wanted to send him, he reported Chen Lou's address.
When he didn't expect the good Samaritan to know the redhead in the next room. But looking at the person's dress and car, and then looking at the newly replaced anti-theft door sofa and the shiny stove on Chen Lou's side, everything is much easier to understand
It's just that the red hair's gaze at him is too obvious, Lu Hening thought about it, probably his face is swollen, this is somewhat eye-catching, he is in a low mood, and he doesn't want to deal with strangers to explain, so after a few polite words, he pushed down the door of Chen Lou, came in and waited.
He didn't expect Chen Lou to go out without locking the small door, and when he first came in, he breathed a sigh of relief, and after sitting for a while, he felt a little like he had violated other people's privacy.
The room was much cleaner than the last time he came, and the books on the table were still the same as the last time he had sorted them out, except for two question books that had been pulled out and rested on the table to cover the mouse. The quilt on the bed was barely recognizable as a flower roll this time, and the quilt cover and sheets were replaced with small flowers. Sitting in the computer chair, I can just smell the faint aroma of the laundry conditioner.
Lu Hening couldn't help but want to complain when he saw the pattern of small flowers, but when he smelled the familiar smell, he was stunned again.
That's the brand he's always used to, but he's changed it since he broke up with Guan Yu. Now that I think about it, such a move is somewhat superfluous, Guan Yu is not a person who eats back grass, the so-called familiar taste and familiar place have no lethality to this person, and his move to change things is just another degree of self-deception.
Lu Hening sat in a daze on the chair and didn't come back to his senses until Chen Lou came back.
It's just that when the lights are bright and the two look at each other, the opening remarks are a little unpleasant.
“…… What happened to you? Chen Lou didn't hide his surprise, stared at Lu Hening's face and asked, "Someone was beaten?" ”
"......" Lu Hening was originally in a very low mood, and the embarrassment of being slapped in the face was a hundred times more serious than being beaten. But Chen Lou's tone made him cry and laugh again.
"Yes, I was beaten." Lu Hening sighed and asked, "Do you want to accept the results?" ”
"Is this still a test? At first glance, it was beaten by a woman," Chen Lou sighed, put the bag in his hand on the ground, and came over to prop up the table and glanced at him: "Look, the slap is so small, the force is also light, and the palm print is not shown, it is obvious that the skill is not enough!" ”
Lu Hening: "......"
Chen Lou pointed under his eyes again, and said proudly: "And the place where the nails pierce the skin is too low, it is estimated that this woman is only 1.6 meters?" Well, this kind of person generally likes to kick the sky, minus five centimeters, one meter and five thousand, right? Grumpy, either incomplete brain development or menopausal syndrome, but ......"
He paused, and said with a sense of urgency: "The girl estimates that she can't do it, she must be a middle-aged short aunt, who wants to ask you out and is rejected by you, and she hates because of love and anger in anger...... Ah, please call me Holmes Chan. ”
“…… Can I tactfully ask you to get out? Lu Hening was quite serious when he was stared at at the beginning, who knew that the more he listened to it later, the more nonsense he became, but now he was not embarrassed, and he wanted to laugh angrily: "I haven't told you yet, I'm afraid that Shanshan will see and worry, so I will come to you directly, so I didn't bring anything to eat." ”
"It's okay," Chen Lou stood up straight with the table, pointed to the shopping bag, and said, "It's time for you to see the lost food." ”