359. 359. Ninety cents sold the dinghy
Seeing that the yacht didn't press them down and swore not to rest, everyone's hearts were greatly depressed, and the snow wolf couldn't help but scold: "Isn't this a bullying fuck? He looked at Lu Feng and said with some annoyance, "Boss, aren't we too cowardly like this?" ”
The snow wolf also said: "It's too much to deceive people! Boss, it's not a way for us to do this! They drove us away with yachts, and we had to swim desperately, and we couldn't swim ashore, so we had to be tired to death! Anyway, we are also big men, and we were chased by two women like lost dogs, how can we see people when it is spread out? ”
The hippopotamus shouted, "Fuck! Boss, boss, why do you look like you are impotent today? You are so impotent that we can only follow you with impotence! Boss, let me ask you, are we still not men? ”
The spear god shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Boss, this is not a way!" If they keep chasing us like this, we won't die of exhaustion, and we will have to let the waves swallow us! ”
Lu Feng was also very depressed in his heart, seeing that everyone said this, he knew that he should express himself anyway, so he swam hard to the back, and at the same time raised his head and shouted to the top of the yacht: "Hey, don't follow us anymore, okay?" ”
Seeing that Lu Feng finally responded, Jennifer and Catherine looked at each other, laughing and looking at Lu Feng, but did not speak. When Lu Feng saw it, he had to shout loudly again. This time Jennifer finally responded, she smiled and shouted down: "You go yours, we go ours, why did we follow you?" ”
Lu Feng smiled bitterly and said, "Wherever we swim, where you follow, aren't you following us?" ”
Jennifer leaned on the railing, looked down at the road wind, smiled slightly, and said, "The sea is so big, where can't you swim?" We don't blame you for swimming in front of our yacht and blocking our yacht, but you blame us! ”
Jennifer's words made everyone have a black line, and Lu Feng couldn't help shouting: "Are you unreasonable? The sea is so big, where can your yacht not swim well, why do you want to follow us? ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, Catherine smiled slightly and said, "Is the sea your home?" ”
Lu Feng was stunned when he heard this, and said, "No! ”
Catherine smiled and said, "Isn't that enough?" Since the sea is not your home, we can drive wherever we want, can you control it? ”
Catherine's words made everyone depressed to death, and everyone knew that reasoning with women would never make sense. If anyone tries to make a point with a woman, he should first make it clear to the fish in the water that they should not live in the water but on the land. If this truth is clearly explained, reason with the woman, otherwise don't talk about it.
Lu Feng knew that he couldn't explain the reason to Catherine and Jennifer now, so he stopped talking about it at the right time, and shouted to them, "Hey, can you give us back the rubber boat we lent you?" ”
Hearing Lu Feng's request, Jennifer smiled and said, "You want to go back to the rubber boat, don't you?" ”
Lu Feng nodded and said, "Yes!" Throw it down to us! ”
Jennifer smiled and said, "I'm sorry, your dinghy was sold to us yesterday!" I can't pay you back! ”
When the others and Lu Feng heard this, they immediately cried and laughed. Lu Feng couldn't help but complain: "The rubber boat we lent you is ours, how can you sell it?" ”
Jennifer smiled and said, "Your speedboats can be sold, why can't rubber boats be sold?" ”
Hearing Jennifer say this, the hippopotamus couldn't help but explode anymore, and said hatefully: "Fuck! The rubber boat is ours, even if we sell it, we sell it, and we don't need you to sell it! ”
Catherine shouted at the hippopotamus, "fuck! Stinky hippopotamus, what do you say? You sell is selling, we sell is also selling, who sells differently? ”
The hippopotamus loves you Catherine was amazed when she said her name, and couldn't help but shout, "Fuck! How do you know my name is Hippopotamus? ”
Catherine was also surprised, and shouted loudly: "Fuck! Are you really called a hippopotamus? ”
The hippopotamus said, "Fuck! Of course I'm called Hippo, how do you know? ”
Jennifer took over and said with a smile: "Just your head, like a lump of meat, floats in the water, not like a hippopotamus and like a dead pig?" ”
So that's it! The blow couldn't help but laugh when he heard it, and the hippopotamus cried and said, "Fuck! Even so, it's not right for you to sell our dinghy! We sell, the money is it; When you sell, don't you get the money? ”
When Jennifer heard this, she smiled and said, "You are a big man, not small, not big, and you have a little money in your eyes!" Looking at Catherine, she blinked and said, "Honey, did you bring any money?" If you do, give them the dollar you want to sell! ”
Catherine also blinked, looked at the stunned crowd below and said, "Honey, that rubber boat is only sold for cents, why do we want to give us a dollar?" In that case, wouldn't we lose 10 cents? ”
Jennifer sighed and said, "Let's pay if we lose, don't we have no change?" Just give them a dollar and let them take 10 cents of light! ”
The two sisters, Jennifer and Catherine, sang and sang on the yacht, and talked like a matter, but the hippopotamus soaking in the water was so angry that they couldn't help but shout: "Fuck! You sold us ninety cents for the rubber boat we bought for tens of thousands of dollars, and you fucking said we had all of them, did you have your brains in the water? ”
Hearing the hippopotamus shout like this, Catherine pursed her lips and shouted, "Fuck! Your mother's brain is in the water! We're going to see who's going to fuck head first in a few hours! ”
The hippopotamus wanted to say something more, but Lu Feng glared at him and said, "It seems that your kid's brain is really in the water!" People are teasing you, you take it seriously! Let people play like monkeys! ”
A word woke up the dreamer, and the hippopotamus came to his senses and said with a bitter face: "Fuck! This woman is simply the devil, oh the heavens are terrible! After saying this, he said, "Boss, you have to think of a way not to let them bully us like this!" ”
Lu Feng's face was more bitter than that of the hippopotamus, and he said helplessly: "What can I do?" I'm not their boss, they don't listen to what I say, it's not good! ”