Chapter 369 There are strange things every year, and there are especially many of them this year

Fang Qiu came alone, very low-key, mixed in with the audience, it was difficult for people to notice.

Of course, this is not because Fang Qiu is not handsome enough and not outstanding enough, but because there are too many people.

Many of the people who came to participate in this kind of singer competition were young people in their teens and twenties, and they all brought many groups of relatives and friends, which made the scene even more lively.

These groups of relatives and friends held electronic LCD cards, such as "Come on so-and-so", "so-and-so, you are the best" and so on.

Although there is no live TV, the group of relatives and friends plus those young boys and girls who love to sing, the scene is so popular.

Fang Qiu found his place and sat down quietly.

He is also busy, and Long Hao's affairs can't be solved for a while, so it's better to relax and relax, hehe.

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is the competition site of the preliminary round of the 'Chinese New Generation', and we welcome all the audience to our site. This event is sponsored by Kalaoji, thank you for your ......"

With the host's fluent opening remarks, the preliminary round officially began.

Nowadays, the more popular singing programs generally imitate the "Voice of China", and four judges and teachers score and select students.

However, today is only the preliminary round, and the four judges and teachers are scoring and selecting some powerful singers to enter the semi-finals.

The first to take the stage was a somewhat chubby boy, and as soon as he got on the stage, his group of relatives and friends held up signs and screamed loudly: "Ding Xiaopang, you are the best!" โ€

"Ding Xiaopang, come on!"

This seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy is not stage frightened at all, and he is experienced in typhoons.

As soon as he got on stage, he bowed to the audience, then grabbed the microphone in his hand, closed his eyes, and listened to the accompaniment with great enjoyment.

As the accompaniment music played, his body writhed with the music, and his hands clapped rhythmically.

"Sometimes I feel like a little bird, I want to fly but I can't fly high......" The fat man was shocked as soon as he spoke, and the audience was stunned.

This...... sang so outrageously, is he sure he sang "I Am a Little Bird"?

The fat man didn't have the consciousness to sing out of tune at all, and when he reached the high * tide part, he grabbed the microphone and roared hysterically: "I'm a little little bird, I want to fly, I want to fly, but I can't fly high......"

Looking at his intoxicated appearance with his eyes closed, everyone only felt sick to their stomachs, and the roar shook people's ears.

"Oh my God!"

"It's murder!"

"Others ask for money when they sing, but he sings to death!"

While shouting and scolding at the bottom, the fat man was still self-absorbed and sang very highly.

His group of relatives and friends didn't know if they were like him or covered their ears to listen to the songs, and they kept waving the "Ding Xiaopang, you are the best" sign.

Fang Qiu shook his head again and again, if Liu Liang sang like this, he would definitely pull her down and plug her mouth with stinky socks.

"Stop!"

The judge teacher finally couldn't stand it anymore and shouted directly, Ding Xiaopang woke up from his intoxication and looked at the judge teacher with his eyes: "Four teachers, am I not singing well?" โ€

One of the very fat judges, Zhang Hong, said very unceremoniously: "Not only are you not good at singing, if you also call singing, you can also listen to the dog bark!" โ€

Ding Xiaopang cried aggrievedly, crying very sadly.

The audience also felt that Zhang Hong's mouth was too poisonous, but when they thought of Ding Xiaopang's singing level, they felt that Ding Xiaopang also deserved it.

If you don't do what you can, this is the end.

Ding Xiaopang's family was also very angry, but they didn't dare to offend the judges and teachers, so they could only stare at each other, daring to be angry and not daring to speak.

The host walked over to the round: "Chubby, although the judges' evaluation of you is not very good, and you failed in the preliminary competition this time, I think it is courage for you to stand here." What's next you'd like to say to the audience? โ€

Ding Xiaopang wiped away his tears and said very affectionately: "When I was a child, I liked singing very much, but the kindergarten aunt said that I couldn't sing, and the children also said that I sang like a wolf, I was very sad, but I didn't despair!" So I practiced singing hard every day, thinking that one day I would be able to appear on the big stage of the whole country, and said loudly to my aunts and children in kindergarten, you are wrong! โ€

"Poofโ€”"

The audience in the audience spat on the spit, and the mineral water directly sprayed mineral water, even Fang Qiu almost choked.

What kind of psychological quality is this thing, who gave him such confidence? Ahh

Even the aunt in the kindergarten dislikes you, do you still feel good about yourself and say that others are wrong?

Wrong your sister!

The host wanted to laugh very much, but he couldn't hold back his laughter, and his face was very hard: "Little fatty, I hope you will have the opportunity to stand on the same big stage in the future......"

"Wait, I have a few more words to say." Ding Xiaopang still stayed on the stage and didn't leave, and the host was embarrassed to bomb him, so he wanted to hear what he had to say.

Ding Xiaopang continued: "Teacher Zhang Hong, you are my idol, I would like to enter the semi-finals, and then be selected by you to be your student, and then become a heavyweight singer like you, although very fat but very successful......"

"Get out!" Zhang Hong's face flushed, and he roared very unfiguratively.

Ding Xiaopang shuddered and got off the stage tremblingly.

He didn't understand what he said wrong, why was Teacher Zhang Hong so angry?

The audience has been laughing happily for a long time, there are strange things every year, and there are a lot of them this year, haha.

Fortunately, there was no live broadcast, otherwise the show would have been a lot of fun.

Ding Xiaopang went down, and a girl dressed in a very gothic style came up.

Long false eyelashes, deliberately black eyeshadow and dark circles, pale face, the whole person stands there, like a zombie in the Western Middle Ages.

"Hello everyone, I'm Xu Lele, and the song I want to sing is my original song "Let Me Bite You".

Xu Lele walked to the piano and began to play and sing to himself, "I am a zombie from an ancient castle, sleeping for thousands of years just to meet you." Your blood is so delicious, let me bite you, and then we'll turn into zombies together and live together forever......"

The eerie music was accompanied by shrill singing and terrifying lyrics, and the audience couldn't help but shiver and get goosebumps all over their bodies.

"! This woman is so perverted! โ€

"Can this also be called a song? The crow's cry is better than this song! โ€

The judge teacher also frowned, and immediately shouted to stop: "Stop singing!" Stop it! โ€

Xu Lele stopped playing the piano and stood up very elegantly, smiling: "Teacher Huo Feng, I like you very much, can you let me bite you?" โ€

"Maniac!" Huo Feng, one of the four judges, gritted his teeth angrily, "Next!" โ€

Fang Qiu didn't expect that he would find so much fun listening to Liu Jing's singing competition on a whim, it was really fun, haha!

The third one was a girl in her early twenties, dressed like a college student.

The four judges secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally came to a normal person.

The girl's voice was very good, and her speech was very polite: "Judges, teachers, audience, good evening." My name is Yu Xiaoyan, and the song I want to sing today is "Courage". โ€

The judges nodded, and the group of relatives and friends in the audience also exclaimed.

Yu Xiaoyan held the microphone, and as the musical accompaniment sounded, she opened her mouth and sang: "Finally made this decision, what others say, I ignore it, as long as you are the same......"

It's okay that Yu Xiaoyan didn't open her mouth to sing, and as soon as she opened her mouth to sing, all the audience took the dog again.

This girl looks good and has a good voice, but why can't she find a rhythm for singing!

The accompaniment has run to the center of the Pacific Ocean, and her lyrics are still on the shore of the Pacific Ocean.

The judges were speechless, and no one forgot to stop.

When the accompaniment was over, the girl was halfway through the song.

She was a little puzzled, and sighed in surprise: "I haven't finished singing yet, why is the accompaniment over?" โ€

Everyone fainted!

The judge teacher was about to vomit blood, and Zhou Yuan, one of the four judges, waved his hand: "Girl, you go down, next!" โ€

"I gave too much to sing. When I was a child, I was criticized by my teacher for not doing my homework because I spent too much time practicing songs. In junior high school and high school, everyone was busy falling in love, and I ruthlessly rejected the boy who chased me, just for one ideal: singing. โ€

Yu Xiaoyan stood still, her eyes teary, "The most regrettable thing is that once I was competing in a foreign country, and I was not around when my grandmother was seriously ill and died, woo...... My grandmother was still watching TV before she died, following my game, woo...... I beg the judges to give me another chance...... Whining...... My grandmother's spirit in the sky will definitely come and thank you in the evening......"

Fang Qiu couldn't help but be happy, this year's talent competition sometimes chooses not singers, but stories.

Every singer on stage has to tell a touching story related to singing, as if she can't sing well without telling a touching story, this girl knows how to do tricks.

It's a pity, can you find a compass first when you sing, you have to keep up with the rhythm first!

Zhou Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, and roared angrily: "Next!" โ€

The next selection is quite normal, the average contestant can complete a song normally, and occasionally there are a few strange ones, at most, it is used as the audience's fun, and it will pass after laughing.

Liu Jing was the last, the audience was very tired, and the judges were a little impatient.

However, Liu Jing's image still makes everyone's eyes shine, youthful, beautiful, lively and vibrant.

There are really not many girls who come to participate in this kind of competition, and have this kind of temperament.

Liu Jing was a little nervous, glanced at the audience seat again, and found that her family did not come, and couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

However, she quickly lifted her spirits, mustered up her courage, and smiled: "Four judges, teachers, audience, good evening, my name is Liu Jing, and my song is "Pretty Girl". โ€

"Oh my God! She chose such a difficult song! โ€

"Yes! That is the pinnacle masterpiece of the queen Yang Xiaozi! โ€

"Okay, such a little girl."

Listening to the audience's amazement, Fang Qiu couldn't help but be a little surprised.

It's a masterpiece of the world music scene, it sounds so good, and everyone seems to be able to sing a few words, but it's quite difficult to really interpret the whole song perfectly.

There are many singers who cover this song, but none of them succeeded, and the difficulty can be seen!