138 gorillas
Yue Lingshan found that she had crossed into a giant orangutan and was being paid to watch.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the biggest discovery of the century, a super gorilla!" A man shouted and agitated.
PIU!
The host hangs.
If you dare to use this senior sister as a monkey, this senior sister will use your head as a ball to kick.
The crowd in the theater went violent, and the gorillas broke free from the chains and killed people!
Yue Lingshan carefully picked up a newsstand, causing an exclamation. The newspaper is too small to pick up, so it's easier to pick up a kiosk.
Yue Lingshan's eyes almost widened, and finally saw the date on the tiny newspaper, 1933.
No wonder the people on this street are dressed so old-fashioned.
The military arrived in a hurry, but it was just a gorilla thirty or forty meters high, and it was done casually with a machine gun. [Note 1]
Yue Lingshan calmly drew words on the ground: Negotiation
"Shoot!" The military doesn't care.
Half of the people who saw the gorilla writing at the scene scolded,!
This is an intelligent creature that understands words and can communicate, why attack?
The military commander was very calm, what's the big deal with an orangutan who can write, isn't it just an orangutan, there are some in the zoo. Communicate? Negotiation? That's what the do. For brave American (Chinese) soldiers, any creature that dares to offend the United States, even if it is only 30 meters tall, has only a dead end.
Bang bang!
Yue Lingshan sneered, this is without strength, no one will take you seriously.
Soldiers are all hanging!
The people at the scene were shocked, how could the huge orangutan be so agile and so fast that it was almost invisible! This violates the common sense that huge animals must be clumsy.
Huge creatures must be clumsy? A group of biological experts will jump out and slap in the face, there is no causality here at all, okay!
"Mr. President, we must retreat immediately." Staff said.
Roosevelt asked in surprise, what happened, I seemed to hear gunshots.
The staff smiled wryly, and a huge orangutan was killing all the way here.
You're right?
I also hope it's an April Fool's joke, but the hundreds of servicemen who have already died in the military clearly don't think so.
Yue Lingshan entered the White House and sat calmly on the lawn.
"The fighter will arrive in 5 minutes, attack?" The adjutant asked.
The general said helplessly and stopped the attack.
Roosevelt was still inside, damn it, the gorilla ran too fast, the goal was too clear, and it didn't take the slightest detour at all.
Now it's just a matter of waiting for the animal experts to figure it out.
A man stormed the lawn of the White House like a madman.
I'm Clarke, a reporter for the New York Times, and I saw your writing on the ground, can we talk?
Are all the reporters in Temo crazy?
The general is angry, isn't the blockade done yet? A random neurotic rushed in.
The adjutant wiped his sweat, not yet, the bulk of the troops were still on the way, and now there were only a few White House security guards here, and they couldn't stop the neuropathy at all.
Yue Lingshan wrote on the ground: OK
Journalist Clark was ecstatic, and the general was dumbfounded.
Clark is in tears, and after 10 years of being a little transparent, it's finally headlined! Sure enough, love to fight will win.
Clark sorted out his thoughts, the first question, must be seriously considered, must be explosive, do you ask, are you happy?
Sou! Another figure rushed into the lawn.
The general is furious, are the White House security guards all rubbish? One more man rushed in and shot them all!
"I'm Louise from the Daily Planet, excuse me, can you make peace with humans?"
Clark glared at Louise, what a rotten problem, no depth, no breadth, no explosiveness, it was a waste of the first kill.
Yue Lingshan wrote, of course, I came for peace and brought greetings from the Zenith people.
Depend on! Alien.
The White House security guards desperately blocked the surging crowd, squeezed again, squeezed again, and shot Lao Tzu!
The same front-page headline ran in newspapers all over the world that day.
Zeniths invade Earth!
The people are crazy, is the earth going to be destroyed? For the first time, I learned that there were aliens, and they were super huge aliens with powerful attack power, and the earthlings did not feel the joy that human beings were not lonely in the vast universe, but went crazy with fear.
In the thirties of the twentieth century, not many people were able to accept the concept of extraterrestrials, all non-terrestrial life was a source of fear, and people who believed in God could not accept any extraterrestrial intelligent life. How serious is the fear of aliens? The 1938 radio drama "The Martians Invade Earth", based on "War of the Worlds", caused at least 170 people to believe it and panic in extreme panic.
An alien from Zenith, confirmed to resemble a gorilla, is lying on the lawn of the White House.
This news is enough for the entire human race in Europe and the United States (Asia is too closed to get the news in time) to start discussing, whether to kill the alien with artillery, or to kill it with airplanes, or to go with airplane cannons.
Journalists were completely excluded, and scientists began to step in, first to determine whether it was a prank by a trained orangutan, or if it was really an alien. What can't a circus orangutan do except run for president?
And it seems that there are a couple of directors and actresses who claim that this is not an alien, that they brought it from an island.
"No, this must be an alien, and besides, it's an alien who has been lurking on Earth for a long time." A certain physicist said categorically.
The evidence is too obvious, Yue Lingshan has begun to communicate with physicists about the mass-energy equation, pay attention, it is communication, not silent writing, a large group of physicists have begun to seriously put forward some difficult problems in research, seeking help from aliens.
Scientists are not stupid people, as long as they can bring science forward, what about aliens, let alone a friendly alien who is willing to share high-end scientific and technological achievements with the earthlings, knowing how likely it is that the aliens will destroy the earth? 99.999%! This is enough to show how rare Yue Lingshan is.
Yue Lingshan said that when she is hungry and thirsty, she will first quench her thirst with a few tons of champagne, then 50 roasted whole cows, and finally a few tons of ice cream for dessert. Remember, you have to change the tricks every day, and tomorrow I want Chinese food.
The U.S. agriculture, animal husbandry, and catering industries have felt the benefits of aliens, and government orders for agricultural products, alcohol, and meat have soared.
"Do you remember me? I've come to see you. A beautiful actress said softly to Yue Lingshan.
Who are you, so ugly. By the way, I'm going to see beautiful women dancing, speed arrangement.
Scientists ponder, do aliens have the same aesthetic view of humans? Do you want to find someone who looks like an orangutan to be a beautiful woman?
The next day, Yue Lingshan, who was surrounded by a group of blonde beauties feeding bananas with a smile, showed the facts that the scientists were thinking too much, and they were just seeing a strange orangutan.
The scientists nodded, it seems that aliens do have a very similar place to earthlings.
Roosevelt began to ponder, is this good or bad for the United States?
Scientists despise the fact that the technology that leaks out of Yue Lingshan's mouth can make a major difference in the livelihood of the people in the United States. Just look at the improved air conditioner, washing machine, vacuum cleaner.
Scientists from all over the world arrived in the United States and asked to intervene in communication with aliens. This is the most important news in the world, belonging to all mankind, if the United States dares to say half a word, Britain and even the whole of Europe will not hesitate to let the United States return to the Stone Age.
Roosevelt seriously asked the scientists, is the benefit worth fighting against the whole world?
Physicists nodded heavily, at least 100 years ahead of Europe in the United States!
Roosevelt did not hesitate to order, this is the alien discovered by the Americans, the Americans paid a huge price, and only the Americans are the aliens' designated partners.
Paralysis!
Britain is angry, is this going to be fought?
Roosevelt gritted his teeth, he did not believe that Britain had the ability to officially start a war with the United States, the vast sea once helped the Americans defeat Britain, and now it can.
Britain sneered, are you afraid of an economic blockade? Are you afraid of the ban on navigation and fishing? The Eight-Nation Coalition is attacking the United States from Canada, are you afraid?
Roosevelt was not afraid, but the people behind Roosevelt were afraid.
For the sake of an alien, bankruptcy, is it worth it? The thought behind Roosevelt was not worth it.
Eating alone will naturally be besieged, eat most of it, divide it into small portions, isn't it OK?
Scientists from various countries communicated with Yue Lingshan in an all-round way.
When did the Zeniths arrive on Earth, scientists ask?
Yue Lingshan sighed, about 100 million years ago.
…… 100 million years ago? Are there any humans? Scientists have decided to refresh their understanding of human history and the history of the planet.
Yue Lingshan began to correct human understanding of the earth.
We Zeniths were the vanquishes of the Great Magellanic War and had to flee to the backward and remote Earth. Human beings are just a weak intelligent life in our galaxy, but after a long 100 million years, our Zenith people have been gradually eliminated because they are not adapted to the environment of the earth, and instead the once weak humans have become the rulers of the earth.
Biologists wipe sweat, and Darwin's theory of evolution is thrown in the trash?
Yue Lingshan despised it, the correct part of the theory of evolution is the evolution of living things, but the other parts, especially the origin of life, cannot be proved at all good or not? As science, it must be proven, otherwise it is just a hypothesis, which is basic common sense, okay?
Biologist Waterfall Khan, although he knows that Yue Lingshan is an alien, but being taught scientific principles by a gorilla is really fascinating. By the way, how did the Zenith know about evolution and relativity?
Yue Lingshan despised it, as an intelligent creature that could travel through the vast universe, didn't he even have the technology to monitor life on the earth? You underestimate the civilization of the Zenith.
Roosevelt wondered, didn't he say that the theory of evolution was correct?
Biologists despise, aren't you a Harvard graduate?
Roosevelt wiped his sweat, and it was rare to be honest once. Liberal arts student, majoring in politics, journalism, history, and illiterate in science and engineering.
Biologists have completely ignored the President of the United States, and the lesson is that the theory of evolution is famous, and there are many political factors, and it has been mythologized as a new doctrine that overturns the theory that God created man. Darwin's debates have always been orators' debates, not scientific debates.
The core of evolutionary theory is biological evolution, which is true, but what other humans evolved from gorillas, what bears that were thrown into the sea will evolve into whales, what good evolution will be retained and continue to evolve, and so on, is all nonsense. The emergence of human beings and the domination of the earth requires countless miracles in the entire process of biological evolution, which are so many that they have become inevitable and do not conform to a trace of scientific truth at all. [Note 2]
Roosevelt still didn't get it.
Biologists sigh, simply put, it is unreasonable for life to suddenly use humans as the best choice in the process of evolution. It is simply inconceivable that in the years when the whole world was born at the same time with a life that had been qualifies for survival by sharp teeth and powerful claws, it was simply inconceivable that the whole world would turn its back on the path of power and embark on a brain evolution that would seem useless for tens of millions of years.
Roosevelt didn't understand it at all, but it didn't prevent him from understanding a little, and if he didn't understand it, let alone the face of the president, I completely understood! In a word, humans are extraterrestrial life brought by the Zenith from an alien planet.
A certain British scientist whispered to Yue Lingshan, Great Zenith, the British Empire welcomes you.
I have food and drink in the United States, dozens of beautiful women dance hula to me every day, and I want to go to England for Mao?
Freely! Britain can give you freedoms that the United States does not have. Could it be that the great Zenith people are willing to be placed under house arrest in the United States?
Well, you moved me.
The UK and Yue Lingshan discussed that they would prepare a ship in Rhode Island to smuggle Yue Lingshan to Canada, and then they could take a luxury cruise ship to the UK to enjoy the free air.
"Zenith Star Man Yue Lingshan is gone!" Staff report.
Roosevelt was shocked, those guards were all dead?
It's really all dead people, and all the American (military) people who protect or guard Yue Lingshan have been (killed), it is (poison), and the earthlings have done it, and it will definitely not be wrong.
Roosevelt blackfaced, he knew that foreigners were unreliable.
It's easy to follow up on the clues, and such a large orangutan, no matter how it is transported, is too conspicuous.
The British did it! Roosevelt gritted his teeth, and the evidence was conclusive.
Is it a dumb loss, or is it an announcement? Roosevelt hadn't thought about it yet, and he had already been stabbed in the media.
Yue Lingshan, the alien alien Yue Lingshan, the most important partner of the United States and the human friend who helped the Americans get the latest high-quality air conditioner washing machine vacuum cleaner, was hijacked by the shameless British!
The Americans who enjoy the more comfortable life brought by the aliens are angry, since Yue Lingshan, all kinds of improved household appliances, let American workers work overtime 24 hours a day, let American factory orders receive soft, let the world's money pour into the United States, let the United States get rid of the predicament of economic weakness, get rid of the economic crisis, now, is this cash cow snatched away?
The Americans unanimously demanded that the British return the cash cow, no, return the Americans' partners, otherwise, go to war!
The British refused, and we did not hijack Yue Lingshan.
The whole world despises it, and the British are just brazen.
The U.S. Congress quickly passed the bill, and Yue Lingshan, a Zenith star, became an honorary citizen of the United States, and the United States will protect American citizens who are held hostage by evil forces at any cost.
"Is this a war for a gorilla? Or even in the face of a powerful Britain? Roosevelt was astonished.
The staff couldn't hold back and scolded, in addition to shouting slogans, putting out their mouths and the unspoken rules of the rich bankers, do you understand the economy, do you understand public opinion, do you understand politics? If you don't go to war now, you will step down immediately.
Roosevelt did not hesitate to declare war on Britain.
United Kingdom.
"Where is Yue Lingshan? At this time, why is there no news from Yue Lingshan? "The British Prime Minister is angry, this group of waste, obviously planned perfectly, and is about to bring a big cash cow to the UK, improve the UK's scientific and technological strength and economic strength, and ensure that the UK will continue to lead the world for 500 years, and suddenly I heard that the cruise ship carrying Yue Lingshan disappeared in the vast sea, what are you kidding!
The minister wiped his sweat and has already dispatched the entire navy to search, and I believe that there will be news soon. The only good news is that it is sure that it is not in the hands of the United States.
The prime minister flipped the table, Mao didn't get any benefits, and he was going to war with the United States, which was really unlucky.
The minister persuaded whether to explain to the people that Yue Lingshan was not obtained, or to continue to shirk.
The Prime Minister pondered, not denying, not admitting.
High!
Since the war cannot be stopped, it is clearly in the immediate interest to make all the British people think that they have taken advantage of it and fight for Britain's continued world domination.
Germany.
"Can you really make a powerful bomb?" Lao Xi asked.
Heisenberg and Hahn wipe their sweats, you can't be wrong, any physicist can get the same result by calculating, this is an incomparably powerful weapon.
Lao Xi is crazy, so what is there to hesitate about, for the revival of Germany, immediately go and study!
I really didn't expect that Yue Lingshan, a Zenith star, would secretly give a German scientist a copy of all the information on cutting-edge technology, it's really pie in the sky, by the way, the relevant personnel must strictly keep secrets, and any leakage will be punished as treason.
The United States and Britain began a major war, European countries began to get involved, and the United States singled out Europe.
"Mr. President, this is a top-secret document sent by the German ambassador." The Secretary of State said.
Want to buy an American machine? Centrifuge? What is it? Whatever! As long as Germany is willing to maintain good trade relations, anything will be done.
The situation of the war was very unfavorable to the United States, and the European coalition forces easily rushed into the United States from Canada, and the American Army did not fight at all. What is even more tragic is that the Soviet Union has not declared war on the United States, and the little brothers of Latin America are not at peace.
Roosevelt believed that it was time for the United States to fight for its survival.
Lao Xi, I will give you whatever you want, weapons, ammunition, oil, gold, coal, grain, trucks, airplane engines, all for nothing, but you must immediately join the side of the United States, first declare war on Britain and declare war on the Soviet Union.
Lao Xi refused, there is no problem in fighting France, I don't have warships in fighting Britain, fighting the USSR, I'm not so stupid.
Roosevelt laughed, don't be afraid, the Soviet Union and Japan will fight, you just have to fight France and Britain, I don't believe that Britain and France, which fought on two fronts, can fight over virtue. When the time comes, you get Europe, I get Canada, everyone is happy.
The world war entered a wonderful change. The Axis of Evil, led by the United States, Germany, and Japan, faced the Justice League led by Britain, France, and the Soviet Union.
Asia, a certain bald head hesitated to join the ranks of the USSR to take out Japan, or join the ranks of the United States to take out the USSR? Or do you reap the benefits on both sides at the same time and do nothing?
Several generals angrily reprimanded, idiots, of course, to join the United States, and then go south to seize the British and French colonies, Southeast Asia, Australia, it was all for nothing! We don't have any enemies in Asia at all, and as long as the war is over, we will be the rulers of Asia! I know that all those who graduated from Japanese military academies have no strategic vision and are like Japanese idiots.
In a certain American (military) team, a young man who used to be a screenwriter was at a loss, if Yue Lingshan hadn't been brought to the United States, would all this have happened?
Eight years later, the United States had lost at least 5,500 people, the entire northern and eastern coasts of the United States were sparsely smashed, the European countries lost almost the same number of people, and Britain lost its position as the leader of the earth.
Einstein Bohr united hundreds of the world's top scientists, artists, writers, and sociologists to issue a common appeal, mankind needs peace, truce!
Everything is a conspiracy of Yue Lingshan, a Zenith Star Man!
It is the Zenith people who are unwilling to accept the control of the earth by the once weak human race, so they launched a conspiracy to encourage human beings to kill each other and destroy human beings!
At a time when tens of millions of human beings were dead, the evil Yue Lingshan was snickering in the corner, planning a counterattack on the earth, the Zenith people's space fleet was approaching, and the ground forces of the Zenith people were making final preparations!
For the sake of humanity's existence, all humanity must unite to fight the evil Zenith!
The miracle of the Second World War came to an end.
After a few years of fighting, everyone can't move, the blood that should be shed has been drained, the benefits that should be obtained have been obtained, it's time to stop and lick the wounds, there is a step, hurry down.
The United Nations passed the latest resolution, in view of the fact that the origin and motives of Yue Lingshan, the Zenith, are completely unreliable, and all the completely unfounded theories revealed by Yue Lingshan, especially the theory of alien migration of human beings on the earth, are absolutely nonsense, and we must resolutely believe that Darwin's theory of evolution is correct, and if there is no evidence, we must also create evidence, and resolutely believe in the correctness of human evolution from monkeys.
At least hundreds of millions of Americans and Europeans snorted together, knowing that aliens are all ill-intentioned to the earth, and only brain-dead scientists think that science has no boundaries, and that there are also good intentions among aliens, and the scientists who have killed tens of millions of human beings should all be shot.
Lao Xi regretted that in a few years, the □□ would come out, and Germany would be able to unify the world.
Hahn persuaded, it's okay, in a few years we have □□ to continue fighting, the United States has long been abolished, Britain and France have almost lost all their colonies, it is already over, the Soviet Union and Japan have fought bloodied, and they have lost Vladivostok, it is estimated that it will be over, who else in the world can stop the rise of Germany? The most important thing now is, where is Yue Lingshan? It must be guaranteed to be a good friend of the German people.
Lao Xi didn't know at all.
On a certain island in the Atlantic Ocean, Yue Lingshan is seriously considering that neither the United States nor Britain have been destroyed, it is a pity, the will of the Europeans and Americans to fight is too resolute, at least they must fight until one side is destroyed. It seems that the Japanese should be given a superweapon next time, and with the madness of the Japanese, less than 100 million jade shatters, there will be no truce.
Five years later, a theater in the United States.
"It was so perfectly shot! completely showed the evil of the Zenith Star people to the fullest, especially that Yue Lingshan, who was evil, greedy, shameless, despicable, cunning, and evil, almost jumping out of the screen. The audience applauded.
The director is very modest: "As the first part of the "Zenith Trilogy", we carefully referred to the legends of the European Middle Ages, found traces of the Zenith, and tried to ensure that the conspiracy of the Zenith on the earth was exposed on the premise of respecting history. ”
The reporter asked: "I heard that the actor who played the spy sent by the Zenith people among the human race was beaten?" ”
The director said seriously: "This shows the professionalism of the actors and the audience's sense of justice, but I still have to remind everyone that this is just a movie, and the actors are not spies of the Zenith, but are firmly anti-Zenith." ”
In another 20 years, the earth finally entered peace, and human beings began to face up to the existence of aliens.