Chapter 008: Pawnshop

“…… There is no restriction on race, age or gender, you can exchange your soul for anything, money, status, beauty, housing, only you can't think of it, nothing you can't do. Those who are interested can go to the Devil's Pawnshop to sell their souls, and the price is negotiable. In addition, our store purchases a small amount of human life. Our address......"

After the advertisement ended, the TV host appeared: "The above is the most interesting advertisement we have received, considering the expensive advertising costs, I personally think that if he has a lot of money and has nowhere to spend it, it is better to go to Qingshan to find a better doctor to have a look." ”

Han Nuo turned off the TV, is Yue Lingshan crazy? Make such a big move.

A few days ago, Yue Lingshan became the Lord of Darkness.

Yue Lingshan was very happy to finally become a creature with magical powers, although he didn't understand what the Dark Lord was.

Yue Lingshan contacted Han Nuo and Chen Jing, returned quickly, and had an interview.

Han Nuo and Chen Jing were shocked, they had never seen the Dark Lord with their own eyes, could it be that something big had happened?

I am the new Lord of Darkness, and I will be your boss from now on, and you will listen to me every time.

Han Nuo asked cautiously, Boss, isn't there only one Dark Master? And the old and the new?

Yue Lingshan calmly talked nonsense. Nonsense! Why are you so shallow, the Lord of Darkness is just a small handyman in the Demon Realm, and there are not 10,000 but 8,000 in the entire Demon Realm. Your former boss was inefficient and fired, and now I'm in charge of this mess. Remember, what's most important in the 21st century? Efficiency, efficiency, efficiency!

Han Nuo asked carefully, aren't all customers designated by the boss?

Yue Lingshan slapped the table, this is the reason why your former boss was fired!

This kind of small business of needles and threads is too uncourageous and boring.

It may have been a very good tool in ancient times when information remained constant, but in the 21st century, the way of doing business must evolve with the times.

Yue Lingshan ordered Han Nuo to contact the TV station, place an advertisement, clearly mark the price, and buy the soul.

Can this kind of shady thing still be advertised? Han Nuo and Chen Jing were shocked, is this new boss crazy.

The TV station watched the advertising slogan and pumped it with a smile, neurotic, a group of neurotics! But why not earn money when there's money?

TV commercials are broadcast in accordance with the air.

After watching the TV commercial, Han Nuo was worried.

Dr. Bai, who also watched the TV commercial, was anxious, was this a harbinger of the devil's big attack? Quickly contacted the TV station and asked to remove the advertisement.

The TV station was surprised, an advertisement is an advertisement, and it will be broadcast when it receives money. Judging from the content of this advertisement, it is a completely neurotic joke, so why take it seriously. Moreover, the far-sighted TV station has long taken preventive measures, not only sending the host to ridicule and sarcasm immediately after the advertisement of "Devil Pawnshop", but also when the advertisement is broadcast, there is a rolling red letter prompt below, the advertisement does not represent the point of view of the TV station, and does not encourage any audience to buy Devil Pawnshop products, and the TV station does not bear any legal responsibility.

The TV station refused to withdraw the advertisement, such an obvious hoax advertisement, no audience will take it seriously, and it does not violate the law, and there is no reason to withdraw it.

Dr. Bai scolded that it would be nice if things were so simple. Although Dr. Bai did not understand why Pawnshop No. 8 was suddenly so lavish, in line with the principle that the enemy agrees with us, we oppose it, and the conspiracy of the Lord of Darkness must be stopped.

Several reporters turned on their cameras and pointed them at the Devil's Pawnshop, which had just been replaced with a new sign. It's really unlucky to be sent to shoot this kind of gossip news, and I want to know what will happen next.

Cutting hands and feet for money is definitely no one to do it, maybe this is an underground organ trade, and the risk is too great. The soul is different, it is something that cannot be seen or touched, if it is fake, there is almost no loss, and some people pick it up.

Look, sure enough, the troublemakers came.

Dozens of golden retriever thugs rushed into the pawnshop with great force.

1000w Hong Kong dollars, the soul can be taken casually.

Your soul is not enough for this price, 10w Hong Kong dollars, sell?

The little gangsters are overjoyed, sell!

Come, sign.

The golden retrievers call in seconds after going out, and people are stupid and come quickly. What the? Could it be that the soul was really taken away? Idiot, Lao Tzu is standing here well, there is not a single hair missing, do you say it is true or false?

Within one day, Yue Lingshan got 1,500 souls.

Dr. Bai was heartbroken to see so many people who planned to earn something for nothing, and did not hesitate to sell their souls for money. Yue Lingshan, this guy is more cunning and cruel than all the devils in the past.

Yue Lingshan realized that the original body had become more powerful, no wonder he wanted to buy the soul, it turned out to be used as energy.

The reporters are ready to withdraw, there are so many gangsters who have come first, and it is estimated that all those who can arrive today are here, and it is so late, it is better to come back tomorrow to shoot.

Wait, look at this person, it seems that he is also here to sell his soul. The old reporter stopped him.

A entered the pawnshop and asked, is it true that you said that you can exchange your soul for anything?

Of course.

I want to get 553w USD, is that okay?

Person A's daughter is terminally ill and needs to go to the United States for surgery, but the medical expenses make him desperate.

Yue Lingshan enthusiastically brushed out the price list. 553w USD? You don't need to use your soul to redeem huàn at all, as long as you use the paralysis of the rest of your life, you can redeem huàn. We will never deceive customers because of unequal information.

It's true? Can you also use paralysis to exchange huàn?

Of course. However, I must remind you that your daughter's terminal illness can only be solved by US dollars? The surgery may fail, the recovery after the surgery may fail, or your daughter may be unlucky and hang up before the surgery. Jianyì you think about directly redeeming huàn's daughter's healthy life, of course, in this case, the price code will change, one life for another, do you want to do it?

The reporters were overjoyed, and after waiting for a day, they finally waited for something that was somewhat newsworthy.

Han Nuo sneered, who would do it? It's better to ask for memory directly, feelings, and the other party will definitely do it.

A trembling asked, "If I do it, will I die immediately?" How do I know my daughter is okay?

Yue Lingshan applauded, congratulations, as the first customer since the opening of this senior sister, I will give you 8.8% off, as long as you sign the contract, your daughter's illness will be cured immediately, and you will die in 30 days.

Signed?

aDon't hesitate to sign up.

Han Nuo was shocked, you are crazy, you believe in this kind of contract, you sign it?

A miserable laugh, such a ridiculous thing, of course I don't believe it. But if it's fake, what do I have to lose? At most, it's just a trick on someone. I very much hope that this contract is true, this is my last hope. I begged everyone I knew, but there was really no way to get the cost of the operation, so I didn't hesitate to pay a price to save my daughter. It's fair to exchange my life for my life, and I have 30 days to get together, which is a big profit.

Han Nuo was puzzled, why didn't you choose to ask for dollars directly, the operation or not fail, you can live happily with your daughter.

Live happily? You're wrong, it's miserable to live. I'm paralyzed, and my daughter needs to support me, and it's going to be very, very hard. Over the years, how many things I have done for my daughter's treatment, I am so tired, really tired, I really don't want my daughter to go through the same life. And I don't have the courage to live after being paralyzed.

Han Nuo was speechless, Chen Jing was speechless.

The TV reporters laughed, and it was time to do a special news issue.

That night, when this news special was broadcast, the audience sighed deeply, the real one was desperate, and they didn't know whether to hope that this pawnshop was real or that this pawnshop was fake.

After looking at the ratings, the TV station decided to continue tracking the report.

The next day, A laughed and rushed into the pawnshop, my daughter really recovered, the doctor diagnosed my daughter's illness and suddenly all cured, thank you, thank you!

Yue Lingshan said, no thanks, barter, fair trade, no one owes anyone.

A smiled and asked, when will I die? How will he die? Forget it, don't ask about this kind of trivial matter, I don't have much time, so I'll go first.

The TV reporter sighed, he was fooled, it turned out that this was a trust.

The audience who watched the news also sighed, in recent years, there are too many soft and hard ads, too many liars, too many fake chicken soup texts, people's hearts are not ancient, and the world is declining.

A doctor called the TV station, no, it's true, I'm the attending doctor, it's definitely not a scam.

According to various media reports, you also came to deceive people by a doctor, believe it or not, and sued you to revoke your medical license?

After 30 days, a died without illness.

Public opinion is in an uproar, there are different opinions, and many people prefer this pawnshop to be really a bit magical.

Dr. Bai looked at the newspaper in his hand and wanted to cry even more, but he couldn't hide it.

The pawnshop welcomed new customers.

Company B is going bankrupt and needs $300W turnover.

Exchange all my good memories.

Don't do it.

b Furious, don't want to kill the pig, I already knew the No. 8 pawnshop, I know the rules, someone has exchanged good memories for money, and used reason to exchange for money, this is bullying me for a new guest, right?

Yue Lingshan glanced at Han Nuo, and Han Nuo broke out in a cold sweat.

Yue Lingshan sneered, don't care what price it used to be, now these vain things, pawnshops don't want them.

B fluted for a long time, 300w dollars, what price?

One month's lifespan is exchanged for 1w dollars.

B seconds, 25 years of life! Neurotic talents! Change to another price code.

One hand and one foot.

Depend on! You're a black shop! bFurious.

You can go to the black market and see which one is willing to pay $300w for one hand and one foot.

b bitter face, 150w dollars, is it just one hand?

You tell me?

B hesitated for a long time, did not agree, and left. If the company goes out of business, it goes out of business, and it is nothing to lose a memory for money, and it is not cost-effective to lose hands and feet.

Yue Lingshan smiled, see clearly, this is the consequence of receiving something inexplicable! Recruit flies!

Customer C asked, my husband cheated on me and exchanged his soul for his dog's life, okay?

Yue Lingshan nodded, so you will lose a lot, I have two Jianyi.

Find someone to hack him to death directly, 10w Hong Kong dollars is OK.

Or, trade your soul for the rest of his life.

It's poisonous! But it's too far away, so it's better to hack to death now. Customer C is crying with a sad face, I don't have 10w!

Yue Lingshan took a look at customer c, exchange it for life, 1 month of yang life, preferential price, exchange?

Customer C gritted his teeth and changed!

Yue Lingshan slashed to death customer C's husband that night.

This business is the most enjoyable, and it has cut the scumbag and earned its life.

c laughed, frantically told sù relatives and friends, the reputation of the devil's pawnshop is too good! Say hack to death, hack to death, it's so cool! A month's life is exchanged for a scumbag's life, it's worth it!

A's daughter came to the door and scolded, everyone else can exchange their souls, but my father has to exchange his life, you cheated my father.

Yue Lingshan sneered, do you think the soul is important or life is important? If you die, you can enter reincarnation, you can go to heaven, you can go to the underworld, the soul is gone, it will be completely over, if you want to use your father's soul more reasonable, I can allow you to exchange goods.

A's daughter was overwhelmed.

Is the soul important?

A lot of people don't think it's important, or don't believe it at all.

Someone goes to the pawnshop to mess around, and the soul is taken, I want to be president! I'm going to open a harem! I want Sister Uchida!

Oh, your soul is not worth enough, gather enough 1000000000 souls to give voluntarily and come back.

Every day, countless gangsters come from all over the world to sell their souls, and there is a lot of momentum in the whole of Southeast Asia, and all the gangsters in the road are organizing groups to see Yue Lingshan, who has many people who are stupid.

Many ignorant women are also ready to move, sign casually, just take 10w, such a good thing to go quickly, if it's late, maybe it's gone.

The queue began in front of the devil's pawnshop, and Yue Lingshan harvested tens of thousands of souls.

Dr. Bai decided to awaken the world and join forces with the church to defeat Yue Lingshan.

Devil, stop it, or take the dog's life!

Yue Lingshan said, who is who, call the police, someone is making trouble.

The bishop was shocked, poured holy water, read the Bible, hung up the cross, and it was useless?

I remembered that this Yue Lingshan was at the boss level, and these bishop priests and priests were at the same level as Han Nuo, and they were all trumpets in the novice village!

Doctor Bai said, you have deep magic, we can't help you, but we will ask angels to come down, ask God to come! I'm afraid, why don't you roll back to hell with your tail between your legs.

Yue Lingshan asked, did you call the police?

Chen Jingnuonuo's reply, not yet, patronized the holy water to hide from the cross.

It's good that you didn't call the police.

Yue Lingshan slashed Doctor Bai with a knife, Senior Sister Ben has already let you go with kindness in her heart, and you still want to force you blindly, thinking that Senior Sister Ben is a vegetarian? Give me all hell!

Doctor White, Bishop Fr. Father Regiment.

The Pope was shocked to receive the news and opened a meeting! Group! Who does DPS, who does MT, who makes milk!

The bishops cried, our catty two, similar to the bishop who donated his life, they are all of the same level, how can a group of 10-level trumpets beat 100-level trumpets? We can't summon God's old man.

The Pope said calmly, I have the God Armament Suit! All kinds of offensive and defensive max

The bishops are still crying, and Yue Lingshan also has a hell suit, which also adds various buffs.

The Pope firmly believes that for the sake of God's honor, even if the Holy See is destroyed, it is for the glory of our Lord.

The Pope decided to personally go out and crusade against Yue Lingshan.

Han Nuo is in a hurry, the Pope is coming, and I heard that he also brought a God suit, so we might as well avoid it.

Yue Lingshan smiled, but it was all slashed to death, and it didn't take 30 seconds to kill them all.

Chen Jing persuaded that it was a big trouble, and it was not good for business.

Yue Lingshan was shocked, no wonder you have no performance, it turns out that you don't understand the original intention of the pawnshop at all.

Yue Lingshan called the Pope, debated live on TV, did you do it?

When the Holy See holds a meeting, there must be a conspiracy, but if you use force, you are only afraid of heavy casualties, so it is better to see what Yue Lingshan wants to do.

Journalists from all over the world gathered, and for the first time, the Pope was openly debating with someone.

Reporter digs deep, devil's pawnshop? Buying souls?

Don't you really be the devil, right?

Who cares, it's the newspaper that sells well anyway.

Han Nuodao, do you think you can win the Pope in a debate?

Yue Lingshan is surprised, why should I win? It's advertising time, you know?

Live streaming.

The Pope accused Yue Lingshan of being a devil, playing with human nature and soul, and violating God's teachings.

Yue Lingshan sneered, the role of religion is to guide people to goodness, not to prohibit people's free choice. Now the price is clearly marked, Tong Suo is not bullied, never forced to buy and sell, never block the way to solicit customers, love to come, do not love to go, where is it not legal? Where is it not in line with human rights? Where is it unethical?

The Pope believed that Yue Lingshan took advantage of the fact that the world did not know the preciousness of the soul and deceived the world with an unreasonable price.

Yue Lingshan sneered, the price is unreasonable? You bid to compete with me, the market economy, welcome competition, never monopoly.

The Pope said that only the devil plays with the soul and buys the soul, you believe in the devil, you spread darkness, you are the villain.

Yue Lingshan asked, freedom of religious belief, I can choose any religion I recognize, can I only believe in light, not in darkness? Why do you think that light is good and justice, and darkness is depravity and evil? Light and darkness are simple phenomena, physics is white?

The bishops in the audience were pleasantly surprised to find a paladin? Who cares why is there no extinction, quickly, God armed the suit and killed Yue Lingshan.

The audience in front of the TV remembered the live broadcast.

The fighter in ancient armor jumped onto the debate stage, and the armor shield and holy sword on his body emitted a soft holy light.

Then he was slashed down by Yue Lingshan, who was covered in black gas, and turned into ashes.

Depend on! It's really the devil!

The number of pious confessors who entered the church was hundreds of times higher.

The scientists shouted wildly, grabbed Yue Lingshan, slice it!

Yue Lingshan has disappeared from the world.

A website inexplicably appeared on the Internet, the devil's pawnshop.

There is a sentence written on the front page, as long as you are willing to give, you can get anything.

Then there is the long price list and the huàn catalogue in terms of life and soul.

Some people wonder if it's a spoof by some programmer, but it turns out that as long as you open this web page, every time you turn off the computer, this web page will appear strangely. Even if you turn off the monitor, even if you unplug the computer, this web page will still display for 99 seconds.

The credibility of the website immediately soared to infinity.

Every second of every day, people from all over the world open this web page and choose to trade.

These people who are willing to pawn their souls and sell their lives have their own difficulties.

Some of them hope to save the lives of their loved ones because they have terminally ill patients at home;

Some are destitute and only seek relief from prosperity;

Some are just trying to live a little longer because scientific research is at a critical juncture;

Some people just want to redeem their lover because their love will be lost;

Some people would rather live a few years less to change to a prestigious university because they did not go well in the exam;

Some people want to exchange their lives for happy families because of their family divorces;

Some hope to break the deadlock because their careers are not going well;

Some are bullied on campus and exchange their lives for revenge;

Some are bent on getting out of trouble because of domestic violence;

Some are seriously ill and want to pass on the remaining life to their loved ones......

Poor people are everywhere, and they do not hesitate to exchange their souls and lives for short-term goodness.

Respectable people are everywhere, and they do not hesitate to sacrifice a qiē in exchange for the happiness of their lover.

Yue Lingshan said seriously, the two of you have misunderstood the original intention of the pawnshop from beginning to end, the pawnshop doesn't care whether the intentions are evil or good, it's just business, each takes what he needs, buys and sells. Just like human beings destroy the environment everywhere in order to develop the economy, in fact, they are just taking money for life. Compared with this, the pawnshop is still a little more atmospheric, at least there is no deception and lies.

Han Nuo suspected, since I took over this pawnshop, I have been forcibly controlled and threatened by the former dark master, which is also called indifferent to good and evil?

Yue Lingshan smiled, and said that your former boss didn't understand marketing at all, and he made a fair and honest business into a chicken and a dog thief, and he was stupid.

Yue Lingshan simply canceled the agreement between Han Nuo and Chen Jing.

Give you back your freedom, and the pawnshop has nothing to do with you. In the future, you are ordinary people, without any constraints, do whatever you like, but also lose your immortality, lose your money, lose your magical powers, as an old employee who has worked for many years, I will give you some benefits, pledge to the pawnshop, you can take it back if you want.

Han Nuo and Chen Jing were suddenly at a loss, leaving the pawnshop that they had been desperately trying to leave, the world was so big, they were at a loss, where to go in the future?

The number of people who sold their souls soon exceeded 1000w.

"Hey, you've been looking a little different lately?"

"Is there one?"

"Why do I always feel that you are missing something, only a shell, no ...... Soul! ”

More and more people are discovering that those who sell their souls have undergone a striking change. Or still laughing, still talking, still working, still living, will be painful, will be hungry, will be happy, but it is as weird as a machine, and there is no sense of reality at all.

They don't have a soul......

That's still not human?

The people around them began to alienate these soulless people, but they didn't seem to mind in the slightest, and they were as usual.

Sure enough, they were just a clockwork that ran with precision. The world thinks of one word in seconds: walking (corpse) walking (meat). This is not human at all!

These non-human beings who are clothed in human (skin) are called soulless.

All kinds of calls around the world to stop redeeming huàn souls, all kinds of calls for Yue Lingshan to come out to explain, and all kinds of calls for Yue Lingshan to return the soul.

Yue Lingshan sneered, do you still want to have a face, a little contract spirit is not okay!

Only then did the world remember that Yue Lingshan was an evil and despicable devil, not a benevolent, kind and loving God, who took the benefits of the devil and did not return his soul in vain.

Sure enough, making a deal with the devil never ended well.

The world hurriedly contacted the Pope, and when it came to the time of crisis, only the old man of God could be relied on.

The Pope and hundreds of bishops, priests, at the cost of their lives, summoned angels.

Tens of thousands of angels descended.

The whole world stopped working and watched the battle of angels and demons live.

The whole world was worried about watching tens of thousands of angels being slashed and killed by Yue Lingshan like chopping melons and vegetables.

Yue Lingshan slashed over Michael, caught the point of light that the corpse had turned into, and looked up to the sky and laughed, I see!

The falling brilliance of tens of thousands of angels finally made Yue Lingshan understand that what she got was not divine fire, but divinity!

Huge pillars of light descended from the sky.

Yue Lingshan casually slashed the sword, and the pillar of light shattered.

Yue Lingshan, who has the power of darkness domination, is definitely not something that God can kill at will.

God speaks, God wars, or negotiates?

In the end of the Dharma era when the gods were in decline, God wanted to save a little precious divine power.

Yue Lingshan laughed, talking about Mao, fighting!

Paralysis! It's a mad god!

The God War begins.

No one knew what the outcome of the divine war would be, but the demon's shop suddenly disappeared.

God won?

No matter how much it is called, no one can feel the slightest bit of God's existence.

Some speculate that God was badly wounded and fell into a deep sleep.

The Holy See calls on everyone to sincerely believe in God, and only faith can awaken God earlier.

There are some people who firmly call on Yue Lingshan, they believe that Yue Lingshan has not fallen, they hope that the devil's shop will continue to exist, they have something that they have to sell their souls to obtain, they think that the devil's pawnshop is their last hope, and they firmly believe that Yue Lingshan loves the world more than God.

This part of the people continued to expand, and finally established a religion, believing in Yue Lingshan, believing in darkness, believing in fair trade, and fighting for tat with those who believed in God.

Don't think God is amazing, we have Yue Lingshan! And God will cut it down!

The contradictions between the two religions are constantly facing, and jihad may break out at any time.

The whole world is powerless to stop it.

Who is qualified to stop the war of God's believers but God?

But the gods never appeared in this world again.