"Gentlemen, this is the snail stuff you wanted."

Ten minutes later, the waiter used a large iron plate to fill three large portions of snail brew, and put them on the table one by one, reminding him loudly.

As soon as the snail stuff was on the table, Tang Mingrui lifted the chopsticks, picked one up and put it in his mouth and said, "Let the young master try it again, this snail stuff is unhygienic in the end, and will it have diarrhea if you eat it." ”

"Young master, I am willing to accompany you to the sword mountain and the sea of fire, even if you have diarrhea, I am willing to accompany you to the toilet." The short man immediately lifted his chopsticks, took one in his mouth, and said loyally to Tang Mingrui.

Seeing this, the sturdy follower also hurriedly stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the snails, and said while eating: "I am also willing to accompany the young master to the sword mountain and the sea of fire, even if I have diarrhea, I will help the young master to go up and go behind myself." ”

The first time the three of them ate such a delicious thing, or the first time they ate at a roadside stall, they couldn't help but feel very excited and excited, and they ate several chopsticks in a row.

Seven or eight snails were stuffed into the mouth, and the chili flavor contained in them immediately took effect, and the mouth began to become hot and hot.

"Siha...... Siha. The three of them ate with relish, and at the same time, they were stimulated by the hot sensation and breathed in the air.

After eating a few more, Tang Mingrui finally couldn't hold it anymore, picked up a cup brought by the waiter on the table, stretched out his hand and said to Lu Xuan: "Damn, Young Master Ben can't stand it, it's too spicy and refreshing." Lu Xuan, pour me a beer. ”

Lu Xuan didn't speak, picked up the only remaining beer with an expressionless face, and poured a glass for Tang Mingrui.

"Cool!" Tang Mingrui picked up the wine glass and drank it directly, the cold feeling was like fire, and it instantly made him feel polite in the hot summer, and suddenly entered a room with air conditioning, the feeling of ice and fire was really wonderful.

Seeing this, the two attendants quickly picked up the cups one by one, put them in front of Lu Xuan and said politely, "Mr. Lu Xuan, please pour us a cup too." ”

These two followers were obviously changed a lot by the taste of the snail brew, at least they asked Lu Xuan to add two gentlemen politely.

Lu Xuan was not inferior because he poured wine for others, he raised the bottle in his hand without waves, poured a glass for the two of them, and filled it for himself.

At this time, there is no alcohol left in the last bottle of beer, and a bottle of beer can fill four disposable glasses, and you can't even want to have one more glass.

Before, Lu Xuan thought that they wouldn't eat it, so he just ordered two bottles.

"Thank you." The two said politely, then picked up the cup and drank it all like their young masters.

After drinking, they couldn't help but let out a long breath and shouted from the bottom of their hearts, "Woo...... It's so cool! ”

After drinking, they immediately put the wine aside, picked up their chopsticks again and quickly ate the snail brew.

They ate more and more with relish, and the speed of sucking snails changed from unfamiliar at the beginning to a snail eating master who came out as soon as they sucked out, and the speed also increased suddenly.

In less than ten seconds, they killed eight or nine more snails, which was enough to see that the gap between them and Lu Xuan was gradually narrowing, and there were not many left.

"Lu Xuan, give Young Master Ben another beer." After eating for a while, Tang Mingrui's mouth became hot again, and he quickly grabbed the cup and said to Lu Xuan.

Lu Xuan's face was unwavering, and he responded lightly: "There is no more, if you want to drink, call it again." ”

"What? Without? When Tang Mingrui heard this, he gasped and said in surprise.

Immediately, he glanced at the table, and after finding that the two bottles were empty, he immediately turned back to the boss and shouted: "Boss, put on another beer, you want ice, hurry up!" ”

"There are also three major snail brews." As soon as Tang Mingrui finished speaking, the short attendant immediately shouted along.

As soon as the words fell, the short attendant immediately lifted the chopsticks, picked up a snail on the plate in front of Tang Mingrui, put it in his mouth and sucked it, and the plate in front of him was already empty.

As soon as he clamped it, another sturdy follower also stretched out his hand and sandwiched a snail on Tang Mingrui's plate, and this guy also finished his share.

The two attendants were red-faced, and their heads were sweating bigger than soybeans, which was enough to see how fast and crazy they were eating just now.

Tang Mingrui turned around, just in time to see the two followers stealing snails on his plate for the second time, and immediately showed dissatisfaction, and said angrily: "I'll take your lungs, you dare to steal this young master's things, tired of you?" Believe it or not, go back and deduct your wages. ”

"Young master, we were wrong, I was just afraid that the young master would eat too much, so I took the lead in eating it, and took the initiative to help the young master test whether this snail was harmful to the human body. My starting point is for the good of the young master, please be clear to the young master! The short attendant showed an expression comparable to eating Coptis chinensis, explained with grievances, and stretched out his chopsticks to clip it as he spoke.

The sturdy follower nodded desperately, and echoed: "Yes, young master, our loyalty to you is like a surging river, and we are trying to eat a little more, so as to detect whether this thing is dangerous or not, so that the young master can avoid being in a dire disaster." ”

"Smack!"

Tang Mingrui stretched out the chopsticks to block the chopsticks that the two subordinates stretched out again, and grabbed the plate of snail stuffed and came to him, glared at the two of them unhappily and said, "Who do you think of me Tang Bohu?" Is it the kind of person who is greedy for life and afraid of death? With such a great task of testing whether food is poisonous, how can this young master let people do it for him, and doesn't it make people laugh at me Tang Mingrui for being cowardly? ”

After he finished speaking, he lowered his head, endured the hot spiciness in his mouth, and quickly devoured a few pills, as if he was afraid that two henchmen would come and rob him and prevent him from completing this great poisonous figure.

When Lu Xuan saw this, he only felt funny in his heart, the three of them were really funny.

If there is an Oscar in the world, Lu Xuan feels that the whole world owes them a gold medal for the three of them.

"Sir, your beer." At this time, a waiter carried a piece of cold beer under the table.

After finishing the beer, another female staff member came over with two plates, put a fried noodle and a few skewers of barbecue in front of Lu Xuan, and said softly: "Sir, this is the barbecue and fried noodles you ordered before, please use it slowly." ”

"Thank you." Lu Xuan said politely, pulled the fried noodles in front of him, and lifted the chopsticks to prepare to enjoy.

Since the last plate of snail brew on the table had been monopolized by Tang Mingrui, the two attendants who had nothing to eat could only look at it with blank eyes.

Seeing that Lu Xuan suddenly changed to a new variety to eat, the two attendants showed doubts one by one, and asked out loud.

"Mr. Lu Xuan, are these things you ordered delicious?"

"yes, are there any harmful factors in it? We also want to experiment with it. ”

Lu Xuan was completely speechless, and his heart was completely amused by the three masters and servants.

Damn, you can eat whatever you want, and say what noble words to test the poison, as if the human race of the whole world still owes them a monument of merit.

Speechless, it is estimated that the whole world is Tang Mingrui's master and servant, can he be so cute and funny, so shameless, right?

"Okay, then let's eat together and test the poison for yourself." Lu Xuan pursed his mouth, pushed the fried noodles that he wanted to enter the stomach to the center, and opened his mouth so that the two attendants could also eat together.

The two attendants looked at Lu Xuan with gratitude on their faces, and then stretched out their chopsticks to pick up the fried noodles on the plate and put them in their mouths to taste.

Fried noodles are a very common thing in restaurants and night markets on the streets, almost men, women and children like to eat, and it becomes very popular in winter, sometimes waiting in line for half an hour without eating.

In fact, there is not much to put in the fried noodles, that is, pork and various vegetables are matched, and soy sauce is added to season and stir-fried together. If you like spicy food, you can also put some chili peppers, and you will have a hot and spicy feeling when you eat it.

The most important thing is to eat fried noodles while they are hot, even if you don't put anything but oil, salt and soy sauce to stir-fry, it is very delicious. As soon as it is cold, it has no taste at all, and it even feels very greasy.

However, the best fried noodles are fried pho, and the rice noodles in Liangguang are the best, soft and silky. Pho in other places is a bit hard, or it's too slippery to clamp up.

Lu Xuan and the others ate the rice noodles produced in Liangguang, which became very delicious as long as the oil, salt, soy sauce and soy sauce were fried.

"Well, it tastes good, I'll taste it again, after all, I can't test if it's harmful in one bite!" With a mouthful of fried noodles in his stomach, the short attendant couldn't help but exclaim, and raised his chopsticks to try it again.

The sturdy attendant also nodded, and Ying He said: "That's right, after all, you can't test its toxicity in one bite, and you have to eat a few more bites." ”

Tang Mingrui saw that the two attendants were eating so with relish, and he couldn't help but put down the plate containing the snail stuffing, and with curiosity, he stretched out his chopsticks to the fried noodles, and said with great righteousness: "Since there is such an arduous task of testing the poison with oneself, how can there be no young master Ben?" Come, let me see if this thing is harmful to the human body. ”

A mouthful of fried noodles like a mouth, Tang Mingrui couldn't help but praise and said: "It's very delicious, but whether there are any harmful factors to the body, we have to wait for Ben Gongzi to eat a few more bites, and then I can conclude it." ”

Tang Mingrui said, picked up the fried noodles with chopsticks, and put them back into his mouth.

While he was eating fried noodles, the two attendants stretched out their chopsticks together, holding the two snail stuffed snails left on Tang Mingrui's plate, and righteously played the banner of helping the young master test drugs.

"Damn, next time you eat with stealing, I'll punish you very severely, believe it or not?" After Tang Mingrui finished eating the fried noodles, he saw that the plate was empty, and immediately glared at the two subordinates.

When the two subordinates heard this, they immediately nodded, and replied vigorously: "Young master, we know that we are wrong, and we will not dare next time." This kind of resolute task must be handed over to the young master to complete first, whether it is on the sword mountain or down to the sea of fire, we will always hide behind the young master. ”

"That's right, even if there is a rain of bullets ahead, we will unswervingly hide behind the young master, and we will never take a step forward to hinder the young master's fame." The sturdy attendant echoed.

"Huh?" Hearing the words of the two followers, Tang Mingrui couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and looked over very curiously, his eyes were cold.

Seeing this, the two attendants were quickly startled, and explained: "I'm sorry young master, except for testing poison with our bodies, we have always stood in front of you and blocked all dangers for you." ”

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This time, Lu Xuan was completely speechless, Tang Mingrui's master and servant, the three of them, are really a group of two goods, two and two add up to a Go board, and the whole board is two horizontally and vertically.

Soon, Tang Mingrui and their newly ordered snail stuffed were sent over again, and each of them asked for a fried powder.

While eating with relish, they chatted with Lu Xuan, and occasionally the three masters and servants staged scenes of hilarious jokes.

Through this drinking and eating, the relationship between the four of them has obviously increased a lot, and the two attendants also introduced their names.

The short guy is nicknamed Skinny Monkey, and the sturdy guy is called Big Bear.

"Oh, no, I need to go to the bathroom." After eating for a while, Tang Mingrui said loudly.

Hearing that Tang Mingrui was going to the toilet, the two attendants immediately became vigilant and asked seriously: "Young master, are you poisoned?" Do you want me to call an ambulance? ”

"I'm poisoning your sister, I'm too full to shit!" Tang Mingrui glared at them and said angrily.

This book was first published in Reading Book Worm