After going back, He Zhixing told Yufang that they were going to be teachers, Yufang and the others had surprised expressions, and then they guessed after thinking about it, and said, "Are you trying to tease Xiao Lingyi?" Was Miss Song's seventeen-year-old daughter born in fifteen? ”

He Zhixing said: "It is worthy of you who is the dearest by my side, your husband knows everything he wants, rest assured, she will not become our big family in the end, but I have such a ...... Identity...... Come here, it's not interesting not to have some fun, right? ”

He Zhixing didn't say that he crossed over, after all, some of his women's army didn't cross over with him.

Yufang didn't say anything, only said: "If you decide, just do it, we are your backing, anyway, we will follow you wherever you go, we won't go where you don't let us go, I know that your ambition is to lead to the super power of the realm of immortals, so everyone will cheer up!" ”

He Zhixing gently hugged them in his arms and said, "It's good to have you, thank you for your understanding!" ”

The next day, He Zhixing went to the school early in the morning to teach the students, his class was the second period, and when he arrived at the second period, He Zhixing walked in calmly, and everyone saw that the teacher with a new unfamiliar face did not respond: "Why is there such a young one?" Where's that Teacher Su from yesterday? Everyone couldn't help but talk about it......"

As soon as He Zhixing walked to the podium, he saw dozens of students, as well as Xiao Lingyi, and said to everyone that they were in class, and they greeted politely: "Hello teacher!" ”

He Zhixing also responded to them: "Hello students! Then he said straight to the point: "You must be very confused, right, why didn't Teacher Su come?" Teacher Su has something to go home, and I will be your teacher for the time being for the past ten days and half a month, so don't question it. ”

"Okay, let me introduce myself, my name is He Zhixing, you can call me Mr. He or Mr. He, I am from a small village in the south of the Yangtze River at the foot of the mountain, my mother picked up a child when she went to the thatched house, that is, I am now growing up, I don't know what my biological father looks like, I am a super handsome guy who loves flowers in the wind and the wind, so that countless beauties are like and fall into god-like characters, All the beauties here have seized the opportunity, after this village is not as good as this store in the world, it is difficult to find such a good man, so if you like it, sign up quickly, and if you don't like it, please throw your shoes OK? ”

As soon as He Zhixing's words fell, he immediately snickered at a large number of girls and the disgust of the boys vomiting blood, and threw embroidered shoes and leather shoes towards the podium. One by one, they were thrown back to their table like lightning, and they fell steadily without making a loud noise, and this hand was really beautiful!

And he quickly "sent" their shoes back, the whole process took less than three minutes, and it was his deliberate slowing down, when he sent the shoes of his female classmates back, he deliberately took them to his nose and smelled them, raised his eyebrows and looked at the girl's eyes to return them with a smile and sucked, revealing an intoxicated expression: "Well, it's so fragrant......"

The last shoes sent were Xiao Lingyi's, Lao He was even more pretentious, and he was intoxicated for a long time: "Well, this shoe is very fragrant, hehe I like it, cough ...... A gentleman doesn't take the favor of others, eh! Belle...... Give it back to you! ”

After saying that, the shoes skillfully flew to her desk, a perfect parabola, and the secret weapon skillfully returned to their desk to stun everyone for a long time.

In the shy blushing of the girls and the surprise of the boys, He Zhixing clapped his hands, picked up the chalk and said with a smile: "Okay, students, start the lecture, today I want to tell you about the history of the development of Chinese characters and the charm of Chinese characters!" ”

Now let me talk about the origin of the oracle bone inscription, the earliest written word in China, saying that tens of thousands of years ago, the world was still chaotic and indistinguishable from heaven and earth, at that time there was a dick called Pangu, this person is very dick, he was born to eat a strong aura and grew up, this person's body grows very fast, it is definitely a masterpiece, and soon grows 99,999,000,999, standing up to the sky, and there is a spirit axe by his side!

Absolutely good artifact, I saw him take the spirit axe and wave, and suddenly heard the sound of a super powerful earthquake breaking out at the same time in every corner of the world, and the giant axe between the earth was split into two halves, separating the sky and the earth, and after separation, he still felt that something was missing, and then he felt very sorry that all parts of his body turned into flowers, trees, mountains, rivers, etc., and the spirit axe was nowhere to be found.

It's just that this fool died too early, otherwise you can marry a beautiful daughter-in-law and enjoy it, soon after his death, a woman was born who captivated the country and the city, I heard that when he grew up, he had a super figure, so that every man can be tempted by the best, and there is also a natural water spirit, the plump two steamed buns did not give birth to children and have that full of RU juice, sweet and sweet!

The juice is full of aura, something more delicious than the spiritual spring, but unfortunately no one was able to enjoy it at that time, there were no human beings at that time, and that beauty was lonely, lonely, miserable, it was really a masterpiece that had been ruined for three days!

Ladies and gentlemen, can you guess who that superb beauty is?

The female classmates heard the version of the story He Zhixing said a little crying and laughing and couldn't stop, no one had ever told the story in this way, it was very ingenious and spoofing, and the male classmates were all listening attentively and drooling.

Hearing He Zhixing ask, someone who had heard the mythical story said: "Is it Nuwa Niangniang?" ”

He Zhixing said: "Bingo, the answer is correct! ”

He Zhixing suppressed everyone's private chat, and continued: "Actually, this superb woman still has a man later, do you know what the reason is? There is a reward for the correct answer of the female student......"

He Zhixing, this guy, is really the best home.

Xiao Lingyi also listened very carefully, feeling that this class was too interesting, her eldest lady's style had been released at the moment, and it was completely integrated into the joyful atmosphere of her classmates!