166: I'm a serious person
Seeing that Jiang Mengnan, who was young and beautiful, with long legs and big breasts, really seduced Xia Yu's interest, lit a cigarette and smoked it, and then said, "You are dying, do you know!" β
Jiang Mengnan looked at Xia Yu in surprise, not knowing what to say, and a little bit didn't understand!
I'm not good now, why am I dying soon, do you want to kill me first?
Seeing Jiang Mengnan looking dazed like a fool, Xia Yu said: "Your pet Persian cat is actually a cultivated lizard, and during the time I was with you, it was secretly sucking up your yang energy every night, causing your yang energy to be seriously depleted. Your Yin Tang is black, your face is bloodless, your expression is dull, your eyes are blank, and your whole body is weak. If you don't get timely treatment, at least three or five days, or at most seven or eight days, you will die violently! β
Jiang Mengnan was frightened after hearing this, if someone said such a thing to her in normal times, then she would definitely treat the other party as a fool, but now, she had to believe it. Because she witnessed her pet Hani transform from a Persian cat into a hideous and ugly lizard, and that guy can also speak. It's not a dream, it's true!
"Why did that lizard spirit get stuck with me?" Jiang Mengnan asked, she has a lot of questions now!
"Because you're unlucky!" Xia Yu said: "However, you are very lucky to have met me!" β
"What do you call a strong man?" Jiang Mengnan asked.
"Why do you have to know each other!" Xia Yu said lightly: "You don't know me, but I know you!" β
"You know me?" Jiang Mengnan said in surprise.
"I used to be a hardcore player, I once watched your live broadcast, but I didn't expect to see me today!" Xia Yu said.
"You've seen my live stream!"
Jiang Mengnan was very surprised, but this is fine, this can shorten the distance between her and Xia Yu, after all, she knows very well in her heart, all the people who watch her live broadcast are slings, the reason why she watches it is that she wants to be on her, as for the comments, they all ask her how much money she spends a night, drink her foot washing water, and use her aunt to make Mao Xuewang - in short, it is all kinds of insults, and the research is often her body structure, since Xia Yu has watched her live broadcast, it means that he also has thoughts about himself!
"Let's not talk about that, I'll tell you about your situation. Your current situation is very bad, the hospital has no way, ordinary people can't save you at all, under normal circumstances, you can only wait for death slowly. Xia Yu said.
"Can you save me?" Jiang Mengnan asked in horror.
Xia Yu laughed, took a puff of cigarette, then sat next to her and said, "I have the means to kill demons, so it's natural to save you, but I'm very entangled, because I don't want to save you!" β
Hearing Xia Yu say this, Jiang Mengnan was stupid, big brother, what do you mean, you can save me, but you don't want to save me, you have to be kind. But after thinking about it, Jiang Mengnan understood that Xia Yu was talking to her about conditions!
Although Xia Yu has watched her live broadcast and knows that there is her in the live broadcast industry, Xia Yu and her don't know her after all, why do people want to save her?
The breasts are so big that you don't want to touch them, are you still reasonable?
If she doesn't give some benefits, how can Xia Yu give her a wonderful hand to rejuvenate?
In Jiang Mengnan's opinion, Xia Yu must have thought that she would resist that kind of thing, but in fact, how could she resist. Xia Yu is so handsome and chic, he is simply a god-like man, if he is whipped by him, not only will he not lose, but he will also earn it. She felt that Xia Yu wanted benefits, but it was difficult to say it, otherwise she would seem to be not a gentleman enough, and then she wanted her to take the initiative. After all, men like to pretend to be forced, and Jiang Mengnan is completely understandable, because she herself is a super pretending bitch. But now that she is in danger, she can't afford her to pretend to be forced in front of Xia Yu!
Thinking of this, Jiang Mengnan grabbed Xia Yu's arm, and then said, "Big brother, you must save me, as long as you can save me, let me do anything!" β
"Don't be like this, I'm a serious person!" Xia Yu pushed Jiang Mengnan's hand away and said seriously.
Jiang Mengnan was very speechless, and said in his heart that they are all like-minded people, why should you be like this!
But she is powerless to refute now, because Xia Yu is her lifesaver!
"Big brother, what is your name, who are you, and what's the matter with the lizard spirit, is there really a demon in this world?" Jiang Mengnan expressed the doubts in his heart.
"My name is Xia Yu, I am a monk, that is, a cultivator, as for the demons and monsters, this is real, and it has existed since ancient times, in those film and television dramas and novels you have watched, those spider spirits, scorpion spirits, pipa spirits, fox spirits, and all the gods and monsters in myths and legends, all exist. There's nothing you can't think of, only what you haven't seen, you don't know, and that's because your memory has been erased. It's like tonight, the picture of me fighting the lizard spirits, but anyone who sees it with his own eyes will have their memories erased until tomorrow morning. Originally, your memories would have been erased, but because of me, you escaped this! Xia Yu said.
"Oh my God, the world is so horrible!" Jiang Mengnan was shocked.
"These cultivated monsters like to eat people, and even if they don't eat people, they will absorb the yang energy of human beings, and in this way improve their strength. I can only say that you are really lucky, this lizard spirit has been with you for two months and has not even eaten you, it seems that you can really go buy lottery tickets! Xia Yu said.
Thinking that he had shared a bed with an ugly lizard spirit for two months, Jiang Mengnan felt panicked, and the past was really unbearable!
Xia Yu took a puff of cigarette, and then asked, "By the way, do you have a boyfriend?" β
"Uh-no!" Jiang Mengnan was very surprised, Xia Yu suddenly asked what does this mean?
But seriously, even if she had a boyfriend, she wouldn't admit it. If Xia Yu has thoughts about her, then she can directly change her boyfriend from the current to the ex!
"You need to replenish your yang energy now!" Xia Yu said.
"Big brother, I don't understand!" Jiang Mengnan said.
"Everything in the world is divided into yin and yang, male is yang and female is yin, and when combined with each other, yin and yang will transform and complement each other. If you stay at home for a long time, you will feel tired, and then you will feel better when you go out in the sun. You are now severely depleted by your yang energy, and if you are with your boyfriend, his yang energy will naturally be absorbed and transformed by you. But your current situation is relatively bad, even if you squeeze your boyfriend dry, it will be a drop in the bucket, and it will not save your life at all, unlessβ" Xia Yu did not continue.
"Unless what?" Jiang Mengnan hurriedly asked.
"Unless you find dozens of Yang Qi in full bloom, and then accumulate more with less, in this way, your depleted Yang Qi will be replenished, although it can't save your life, but at least it can delay your death!" Xia Yu said.
Jiang Mengnan was stupid after hearing this!
I'll strangle the grass and find dozens of them, so I won't kill Miss Ben, even if she can bear it, then she will have to foam at the mouth. And you're too ridiculous, how can you save people in this way? What's more, you clearly don't treat me as a human being, and I'm not a, how can I let people ride casually, besides, find dozens of them, even if it's a, they may not be able to bear it!
"Big brother, don't tease me!" Jiang Mengnan said pitifully.
Xia Yu said seriously: "I really didn't lie to you, I am an immortal cultivator, I can fly into the sky and the earth, and there are endless changes, I am the one who collects the aura of heaven and earth, gathers the essence of the sun and the moon for cultivation, and knows the theory and mystery of yin and yang, this method really works!" β
"If that's the case, then I might as well wait for death, you may think I'm not a good thing, but I'm definitely not the kind of water-based poplar, whoever wants to be on it!" Jiang Mengnan said innocently and aggrievedly.
Xia Yu smiled, and then said: "This method is really difficult to accept, but in addition, there is another way. β
"What's the solution, big brother, say it quickly!" Jiang Mengnan asked eagerly.
"This is what I'm thinking about, in fact, it's not difficult to save you, as long as I instill the yang energy in my body into you through kissing, I can restore you to the healthiest state, after all, I am an immortal cultivator, far from being comparable to ordinary people. But the problem is that I have a girlfriend, and I can't do things that are sorry for her behind her back, not to mention, you and I don't know each other, and I'm a serious person, and I never mess around outside, even if my girlfriend doesn't mind, then I will mind very much, although I can save you, but I can't save you! Xia Yu said.
Jiang Mengnan felt very speechless after hearing this, saying a thousand things and ten thousand, don't you still want to get on me, I didn't say that I won't let you go, what are you pretending to be. Originally, she was very pretending, but she didn't expect to meet a master today. When the brave meet on the narrow road, they are born from the same root, so why be in a hurry!
"Big brother, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, you can't see death without saving it!" Jiang Mengnan took Xia Yu's hand again and said.
"It's not a question of whether to save or not, it's a matter of principle!" Xia Yu said with an embarrassed face.
"Big brother, just let me beg you, you don't have a psychological burden, and I will definitely not pester you!" Jiang Mengnan said sincerely, and then took Xia Yu's hand and put it on her lap!
Xia Yuhu's body was shocked, and then he said seriously: "If you do this again, I will call the police!" β
Jiang Mengnan couldn't cry or laugh a little, feeling that it was time to show his true skills, so he got up and sat on Xia Yu's lap, and hugged his neck and said, "Big brother, if you don't kiss me, let me kiss you, right?" Anyway, she didn't care whether Xia Yu wanted it or not, she directly overwhelmed Xia Yu, and then offered her red lips and kisses!
"Hurry up, I'm a serious person!" Xia Yu resisted.
"I'm not a serious person!" Jiang Mengnan said, and then kissed even more violently-