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"Second brother, don't be impulsive! Although this Liu Neng did deceive us, in the final analysis, it was the iron calculation Li Yin of our Yun family, if it weren't for the iron calculation of Li, there would be no problem with our family's ancestral grave, and beating people is not the solution to the problem. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info [so much to look at]"

Liu Neng, who was hiding to the side, also hurriedly echoed: "Village Chief Yun, what your eldest brother said makes sense, Poor Dao really didn't mean it. ”

Yun Lin, who was stopped by Yun Yang, also calmed down at the moment, he stared at Liu Neng with a cold face and said: "Big liar, Lao Tzu can not beat you today, but you must spit out the three thousand yuan you received from us, otherwise I want you to look good." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll give you back the money now."

Liu Neng, who was afraid of being beaten, hurriedly returned the 3,000 yuan he had collected before to the two brothers, Yun Lin and Yun Yang.

After Yun Lin received the money, he snorted coldly and said, "Count you as knowledgeable, otherwise you won't be able to leave Qingshan Village today." ”

To say that Yun Lin is a person who has been the village chief after all, it is really scary to really start a fire, and in the face of Yun Lin's threat, Liu Neng can only keep laughing and saying: "Yes, yes, there are a lot of people in Yun Village, please don't be like the poor Dao." ”

Seeing that Liu Neng, who was still majestic before, was now in such an embarrassed appearance, Yun Shiyi couldn't help but ask with a smile: "Liu Neng, didn't you say before that you were a Taoist priest from Laoshan Mountain?" Why can't you even pack a zombie? ”

Facing Yun Shiyi's ridicule, Liu Neng smiled awkwardly: "Hehe! The little brother laughed, in fact, although I used to be a Taoist priest in Laoshan, but I have always had unclean hands and feet and like to fool others, so I didn't stay long before I was kicked out by Laoshan. ”

Saying that, Liu Neng sighed lightly and said, "Alas! I'm ashamed to say that although I am a Taoist priest from Laoshan Mountain, I have only learned a little bit of fur skills, so I can only watch feng shui for others within a hundred miles around this Qingshan Village. (77NT Qianqian) (800)”

Yun Shiyi didn't expect that this Liu Neng was really a Taoist priest from Laoshan Mountain, but now it seems that Liu Neng really didn't learn any real skills, if he had real skills, it is estimated that he would definitely be prosperous now.

Seeing Liu Neng's pitiful appearance now, Yun Shiyi was not in the mood to tease him anymore, so he said: "Liu Neng, after all, you often help people look at feng shui, then the matter of collecting the bones of my ancestors will be handed over to you." ”

"Okay, okay, leave this matter of collecting the bones to me!"

After seeing Yun Shiyi's true ability, Liu Neng felt a sense of awe in his heart.

It is said that Liu Neng can become a famous feng shui gentleman within a radius of 100 miles in Qingshan Village, and it is not all in vain, under his guidance, the two brothers Yunyang and Yunlin soon collected the bones of the ancestors of the Yang family.

After the bones were collected, Yun Shiyi and his party went down to Jinfeng Mountain and returned to Qingshan Village.

When he returned to Qingshan Village, it was just time for lunch, so Yun Shiyi and his party arrived at the house of his second uncle Yang Zhen.

Because Yun Shiyi saw through his true face, Liu Neng didn't get a penny for looking at feng shui this time, and then walked away.

When he arrived at home, Yun Lin carefully put away the urn where the bones of his ancestors were stored, and then looked at Yang Yunyi and smiled with relief: "Xiaofeng, thanks to you this time!" If it weren't for you, your father and I don't know if we would be able to get out of Jinfeng Mountain today. ”

Yun Shiyi smiled embarrassedly: "Second uncle, don't say that, in fact, I just did a small favor." ”

"What's the small favor!" Yun Lin saw that Yun Shiyi was so humble and immediately shouted: "Xiao Feng, your hands against zombies are even more amazing than in the movie, I really wonder where you learned these Taoist techniques." ”

In fact, Yun Shiyi has always thought that those zombie movies are deceptive, but since he got "Qingtian Neijing", he knows that in fact, there are some weird events in real life that are more terrifying and scary than those in the movie.

Yun Yang also asked with a puzzled face: "Xiaofeng, haven't you been studying at Jingbei University?" How did you learn these techniques of Feng Shui physiognomy? Is there such a thing taught in your school? ”

Sure enough, it came! After subduing the zombies, Yun Shiyi knew that his father would definitely ask him this question, but he didn't plan to tell his father about getting the "Qingtian Neijing".

Because there is a saying that "the husband is innocent and guilty", "Qingtian Neijing" has a huge temptation for some people, in case he gets the "Qingtian Neijing" is spread out, then not only he will be in trouble, but his family will also be in trouble.

But fortunately, Yun Shiyi had already thought of an excuse, only to see him cough and smile: "Dad, Jingbei University is a Chinese institution of higher learning, so naturally it will not teach these feudal superstitions, and I learned these feng shui techniques from an old professor." ”

"Old Professor?"

Hearing Yun Eleven's explanation, Yun Yang's face was full of puzzlement.

"Yes!" Yun Shiyi continued to explain: "This old professor is a professor of the Department of Archaeology of our university, he is very famous in the field of archaeology in the country, and he is very proficient in feng shui, kanyu, fortune telling, these things, I met this old professor by chance, he saw that my bones are wonderful, so he taught me some feng shui techniques. ”

After finishing speaking, Yun Shiyi felt that his face was hot, in fact, what he said was seven points false and three points true, there is indeed an old professor of the Department of Archaeology at Jingbei University, and this old professor is said to be an expert of the national archaeological team.

Of course, as for whether this old professor understands any feng shui techniques, Yun Shiyi doesn't know, in short, it's best to use him as an excuse.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Yun Yang suddenly said: "I see, it seems that this Jingbei University is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." ”

Yun Lin also said with envy on his face: "It's good to go to college, you can learn anything from school." ”

Seeing the expressions of his father and second uncle, Yun Shiyi couldn't help but feel embarrassed, after all, everything was made up by him.

In order not to make a flaw in his words, Yun Shiyi opened his mouth and asked, "Second uncle, when are you going to move the grave?" ”

"This." Yun Linzhen thought for a while and said, "Moving the grave is a big deal!" It is important to think long-term. ”

"Hmm!" Yun Yang nodded and agreed: "What the second brother said is right, it is because the feng shui gentleman invited by our father back then was not good and harmed our two brothers for a lifetime, so we must be cautious about moving the grave this time." ”

Yun Lin said: "Yes! But the most important thing now is that it is too difficult to find a reliable feng shui gentleman, we can no longer find a big liar like Liu Neng who has no ability, and after finding Mr. Feng Shui, let him choose the cemetery and determine the date of the grave relocation. ”

Hearing this, Yun Shiyi secretly said in his heart: "It seems that my second uncle was completely miserable by Liu Neng this time!" ”

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