"Okay, you can walk slowly, look calm, and walk safely."

"Stand, stand naturally, feet shoulder-width apart, knees slightly bent."

"Sit, it's best to sit cross-legged, fold your hands and put them on your navel, or pinch the trick."

……

Shao Qingchen muttered speechlessly for a long time, and muttered: "The legendary ** explosive immortal cultivation novel looks like this?" I didn't expect it to be such a novel of cultivating immortals, what about cool? **This? This is obviously a technical science atlas, right? It's not really used to cultivate immortals. ”

was Amway in the dormitory next door for a whole month, and as soon as the final exam was over, he borrowed the "Mortal Immortal Cultivation Record" from the buddy next door and read it. This is a novel of cultivating immortals, obviously it is a secret book of cultivating immortals, right? If it weren't for the fairly clear outline of the main story line above, he really thought that this was a textbook for cultivating immortals made up by the author of some idle egg.

Shao Qingchen fell asleep when he saw it, and finally stuffed the novel under his pillow and went to sleep.

Before going to sleep, I didn't forget to complain: "I really don't know where the cool point is......"

After falling asleep, Shao Qingchen also had a strange dream, dreaming that he was crushed under a thick snake, and when he was about to be crushed to death, he struggled to wake up. After realizing that it was a dream, Shao Qingchen slowly breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that what was pressing him was just a realistic heavy inflatable doll. After a while, I realized that the situation was wrong, and there was no one in the dormitory playing with inflatable dolls! Shao Qingchen immediately looked up at the room and realized that this was not his university dormitory, but a strange room! (What a normal post-crossing reaction)

Just when he suspected that he was being pranked by his roommate, a feeling of dizziness came (what a normal inheritance memory plot), a breath

Warm air currents flowed through his brain, and tidal memories came back from his brain. This is another person's memory, recording all the memories of this person since he could remember, until last night, when he blended in with a high-fidelity inflatable doll in a riding position.

The evidence that has not yet had time to be processed on Tintin can prove that this person died of a stroke.

Now Shao Qingchen can't help but be confused, if he can't even tell the difference after reading countless articles on the end literature network, he will call himself the end glutton! But this crossing wears, do you dare to break the eggs a little more?

This male, also surnamed Shao, graduated from compulsory education in Huaxia District with a bachelor's degree in software engineering. This academic background looks quite bluffing, but this special worldview is the future interstellar! Mecha are everywhere, and there are as many battleships as dogs! The compulsory education undergraduate is equivalent to nine years of compulsory education in his time! That is, the level of junior high school education! Not to mention finding a job, it's good to learn all the basic common sense! Today, this young man, who is equivalent to a second-class disability, lives on the national minimum subsistence allowance.

Because the five bodies are not diligent, and they are too lazy to do physical work, and they have no skills, the house is full of the cheapest convenience food boxes. There is no deposit, this live-action inflatable doll is a special second-hand product!

Not even parents, this house is allocated by the state. Single single room standard, 25 square meters, unified furniture and home decoration matching. Looking at the room that is now □□ like a garbage dump by this four-no person with no education, no skills, no savings, and no parents, the corners of his mouth can't help twitching.

After accepting this reality after about ten minutes, Shao Qingchen got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower and clean up. It took three hours of cleaning to remember where the tools had been placed, and the room became tidy. But the five big bags of black garbage bags are proudly placed in the room, and they are really spectacular!