Chapter 34: Ordinary Dating (I)

Once upon a time, there were two almost identical planets in the distant galaxy M79.

Hundreds of millions of years have passed, and one day some foreign inhabitants suddenly came to one of the planets, and they settled on the planet to live and work in peace and contentment, and future generations of children and grandchildren will live here.

Until the next day, the smoke of gunfire broke out, and the aborigines were divided into two factions, resulting in an indelible conflict.

After the war, the original cat people on this planet were defeated and forced to move to the next planet to live.

"So you Lone Wolf and Dried Fish were actually together in the beginning?" Lu Yunfeng interrupted him.

Ergou was a little distracted, and subconsciously bit his fingers: "Well, when I was a child, my grandfather told me that it was because the cats stole the common treasure of the two clans that they led the ...... of the war."

"Baby?" Lu Yunfeng became a little interested, "What baby?" ”

Ergou was a little embarrassed, and he replied, "I don't know either." ”

Lu Yunfeng: "...... All right. ”

From the moment they were expelled from the planet, the seeds of hatred were completely planted in the hearts of the cat people, and the lone wolf star and the dried fish star were also incompatible.

Different from the strength of the lone wolf star, the dried fish star is more in wisdom, in the long-term war between the two planets, the lone wolf star has repeatedly suffered, and the lone wolf star has even been attacked by various viruses developed by the dried fish star, and the strength of the entire planet has been cut by half.

"The wolf son ambition of the ruler of the dried fish star, they have always wanted to defeat our lone wolf star and enslave the people of the two planets, big villain!"

Ergou gritted his teeth, and words like "wolf ambition" were probably what he had said to him before.

After listening to it, Lu Yunfeng only felt that he had just heard an extremely unreliable science fiction story, which probably felt like a young mentally handicapped version of "Star X Wars", plus those terms such as lone wolf star, dried fish star, werewolf, and cat, which was very joyful.

Ergou said something with different logic, he only felt that there were many slots.

"Is it always your lone wolf star or the cats who are better than you?"

Ergou shook his head: "I don't know...... However, the guys of Dried Fish Star have always been cunning, and even if we win, we always suffer a big loss. ”

Lu Yunfeng said in his heart, you do look quite stupid...... He moved, leaned over to Ergou, and asked, "Ergou, what if you are really infected with the virus as your brothers said?" ”

Ergou blinked at him and didn't speak.

"Speak."

"I ...... If I lie, will you hate me? ”

"Probably."

"Lu Yunfeng, wolves will bite."

"Hmm. What about you, will you bite me? ”

"Huh?" Ergou was suddenly a little confused, "You said ......"

"I said, if you weren't a husky, but a wolf, would you bite me?"

Ergou immediately shook his head: "I won't!" ”

"Then what does it matter if you are a wolf or a dog?" Lu Yunfeng patted him, "You are a stupid dog in my eyes." ”

"Sleep." Lu Yunfeng said.

He made up his mind not to pay attention to Ergou, turned over and turned his whole body in the other direction, turning his back to him.

Ergou looked confused.

He pushed him: "Lu Yunfeng? ”

Lu Yunfeng let out two snorts.

Ergou: "......" is too fake!!

After Lu Yunfeng ignored him, he was also a little bored, just said that he was not sleepy and didn't want to sleep, and he couldn't help but fight with his eyelids at this time, he was thinking about things in a daze in his heart, Lu Yunfeng appeared in his mind for a while, he thought of his father, queen mother and several brothers for a while, and thought of the scene of Lone Wolf Star for a while.

Lu Yunfeng next to him didn't know if he was really asleep, and he didn't make a sound again. Ergou felt that he was about to fall asleep, and he finally rubbed Lu Yunfeng's back gently, and his voice was a little weak: "Am I really a wolf?" ”

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When he got up the next morning, Jiang Yunzhi was still out. Because Ergou hadn't used those toiletries for a long time, Lu Yunfeng boiled a pot of boiling water and scalded it for him, Ergou stood aside and watched, but Lu Yunfeng didn't let him touch it.

"Ahh Ergou suddenly barked, "Lu Yunfeng, did you say that your mother saw my toothbrush before!" Will she know I'm human? ”

"No, it won't." Lu Yunfeng glanced at him calmly, "I told her that I took an extra toothbrush before, and she wouldn't care about these small details." ”

"Don't talk about your mother in the future, it sounds like swearing." He handed the toothbrush to Ergou, "Say Auntie." ”

The second dog is as good as a stream.

Lu Yunfeng has nothing to do today, and there are no classes in the school, just recently the park near their home has just been renovated to play, and the second dog has been really idle at home for the past two days, Lu Yunfeng simply decided not to do anything, and took the second dog out for a day.

Except for the last time Lu Yunfeng took him out to buy clothes, Ergou actually rarely went out, he excitedly turned out the three parent-child clothes that Lu Yunfeng bought last time from the closet, and handed the largest of them to Lu Yunfeng with anticipation.

Lu Yunfeng: "...... Well? ”

Ergou: "Let's wear it together today!" ”

This parent-child outfit is a relatively thick pullover sweatshirt, and if you wear it now, you only need to put on a thin jacket outside. Lu Yunfeng imagined the picture of himself unzipping and revealing Ultraman on the sweatshirt inside...... I always feel that the style of painting is very fascinating.

"I refuse." He said.

"Why?" Ergou was puzzled, "Didn't you say you wanted to wear it when you bought it that day, did you lie to me?" ”

Lu Yunfeng originally wanted to say yes, little stupid dog, I lied to you, but when he saw Ergou's expectant and nervous look, he couldn't say anything for a while.

Anyway, if you wear this kind of clothes by one person, if you wear two people, the stupid atmosphere will be reduced a lot.

He was heartbroken and said, "Bring it to me." ”

Sure enough, when the two of them wore it out, the abruptness decreased a lot, Lu Yunfeng did not wear a long coat as usual, but casually put on a short and medium-sized baseball uniform outside, and Ergou also wore a black vest outside, which looked bright with the orange-red sweatshirt on his body.

was about to walk to a crowded place in the park, and Lu Yunfeng realized that something was wrong.

The so-called parent-child outfit, three people wear parent-child clothes, and two people wear them...... Isn't it just a couple's outfit??

He was a little embarrassed for a moment, feeling that the eyes of the people around him all fell on himself and Ergou, but the person next to him didn't feel anything, and he was very excited to stop and go on the side of the many stalls on both sides of the park, and from time to time he would take a few gadgets to him, and his face was full of praise......

"Lu Yunfeng, look at this!" Ergou pulled Lu Yunfeng's arm and pointed to the place where many people gathered not far away, his eyes flashed, "It's amazing!" ”

Lu Yunfeng looked in the direction of his finger, and sure enough, he saw that it was very lively, several old men and old ladies gathered together to shake the empty bamboo, and there were a few others around shouting hello. He was amused when he saw it: "Do you know what this is doing?" ”

“…… Big yo-yo! Ergou thought for a moment and said firmly.

"What a ball!" Lu Yunfeng patted him on the head, "I know all day long that I watch those cartoons on TV, and I don't know anything I should know." Sue you, this is called empty bamboo, these grandparents are shaking empty bamboo. ”

Ergou didn't seem to understand, and before he could say anything, Lu Yunfeng pulled him over. There was a stall selling empty bamboo next to those old people, and Lu Yunfeng went up and picked one and handed it to Ergou: "Try it." ”

Ergou took it curiously, he learned from those people to gesture in his hands, but he often didn't move long before he fell to the ground with a "snap", Lu Yunfeng couldn't help but laugh when he looked at him.

He took the rod from Ergou's mobile phone, "I also played with it when I was a child before, and I don't know if I can do it well......"

Lu Yunfeng tried to shake it twice and found some feel.

Ergou looked at it with admiration on the side, but he didn't expect Lu Yunfeng to play this big yo-yo so slippery.

"Can you teach me?" After Lu Yunfeng put down the empty bamboo, Ergou hurriedly leaned in and asked.

Lu Yunfeng rubbed his hair, "Want to learn?" It's hard to estimate your IQ. ”

"What's wrong with my IQ...... "Hmph!

Lu Yunfeng didn't tease him, and after buying another empty bamboo, he left here with him and walked to an open place.

"Don't get the threads tangled...... It's not the same yo-yo cartoon you watch! ”

"Take your time, don't be upside down first, pull slowly ...... first"

"Forget it, you're left to fend for yourself."

Lu Yunfeng was not considered a qualified teacher, and after trying to teach Ergou several times to no avail, he gave up completely.

Ergou also felt a little stupid, he put away the empty bamboo in his hand, and said embarrassedly: "Lu Yunfeng, let's go back and learn again......"

"This is going back?"

"......"

"Take your time, you practice for a while as I just said, today I said that I don't have to go so early to take you to the park to play, we will find a restaurant to eat at noon, and take you to the movies in the afternoon, the third part of "Bear Blind Don't Pounce on Me".

Ergou happily hugged Lu Yunfeng: "You're good!" ”

There were people around pointing at this side, and Lu Yunfeng pulled away the second dog who was holding him tightly, a little helpless: "I know that I am blind and happy, do you know what it means to watch a movie?" ”

"Huh? What do you mean? ”

Lu Yunfeng: "........."

"Yes, don't you show me......" Ergou asked cautiously.

"......" Lu Yunfeng was not angry, "Yes, don't look at it, look at what bear blind man, big coconut vs. hazelnut sister is not bad, look at that instead!" ”

Silly dog!