"Director, you are at home for me, and you are not allowed to go anywhere until I come back. Today we are going to have a pair of important guests from the brigade headquarters, they are driving jeeps, they are all soldiers, they are here to pick up a hero and go home, I will go to find someone now, do you hear? The old secretary said word by word.

"I know the old secretary, I won't go anywhere until you come back, I will definitely wait for you to come back, and I will never leave the team headquarters for half a step!" The security director said.

"Okay, you must remember, this is a person sent by the central government, even if the sky falls, you can't leave!"

"Remember the old secretary, you can hurry!"

After the old secretary finished speaking, he got up and walked out, but he was stopped by a person before he walked out of the door, the old secretary saw that his nose was almost crooked, and he saw that the dog's front body was covered with dirt, and the side and back were clean, how to look awkward, the more you looked, the funnier it was, when did you say this sloppy egg could look like a person!

"Go and look in the mirror yourself, huh? I haven't seen what the land lord looks like, but I believe that his old man must be the cleanest person in the world! Look at you again, huh? Tell me yourself, if you give you a good face when you see it, I won't be the secretary of me! I still think I'm counting you all day long, isn't this looking for a bed with a radish on your back, ah? The old secretary said with a slap in his face.

"Less to you! What's the matter, it's cheap, it's good, ah? I don't ask you to beat the gongs and drums to welcome you, oh, you treat the hero who came back in triumph, ah? Let me ask you, are you a revolutionary cadre under the leadership of the party? That's how you treat revolutionary heroes, huh? Gou Yu unceremoniously put his hand in his pocket and glared at the old secretary and said.

"Haha, cut, just you? Also heroic? What do you think, huh? I've seen heroes, I know heroes best, and I'm also the most important hero, just like you, you are also worthy of being a hero? Next life, you! The old secretary said disdainfully.

"I see!" Gou Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at the old secretary with contempt and said, "You are unloading the mill and killing the donkey, you are calling crossing the river and demolishing the bridge!" Your behavior is an authentic villain's behavior, to say that my dog is not a thing in your eyes, tell you that you are not even a human being! ”

"Hey, I said you're a bastard, don't talk about you, you're still energetic, and you're cursing at every turn, do you know who you're talking to, huh? Tell you the dog, this is the last time, let me hear your insulting words again, see if I don't beat you up! The old secretary glared at him and said!

"Old gangster, old stubborn, old thing, old bastard, you bullshit old secretary! I don't scold the sky or the earth today, and turn around scolding a big bastard like you, what's wrong with you! Gou Yu said angrily: "You are the leader at work, you are an elder in life, I have won glory for the leader as a junior, solved the worries and difficulties, and fought for the elders with a long face, not to mention verbal praise for me, not even a kind word, and I scolded you!" Tell you, I'm not only going to scold you today, but I'm going to scold you for being a bloody squirt! ”

"Shout! Listen to you, you did something earth-shattering? Then I'm going to hear it, tell me, tell me what great things you've done? ”

"What kind of garlic are you, ah? Am I stupid, or are you pretending to be confused, huh? I took down the boiler in Beidu, don't you know, ah? Without me, are you as proud as you are today, huh? This is a bet we made, and my dog has won! What's wrong with you, you want to pay the bills? ”

"Hahaha! This thing! Dog leftovers, pull it down quickly, you, just you? You did it, huh? Tell you, dog, if you can do this, unless the sun comes out of the west, the devil will believe it! As soon as I heard you there on the phone, telling you that the dog was leftover, I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat, and my first reaction at that time was, as long as you don't stab me Louzi, I will be Amitabha, and boast that the boiler was made by you, and this cowhide is too big, right?! If I hadn't asked Uncle Yao to come over, maybe things would have gotten to you to the point! ”

"Old gang! I'll make another bet for you today, the phone is on the table, you call Lao Chen now, you see what he says, you ask if this is done by my Uncle Yao, or if my dog is leftover, you will know! Facts speak louder than words, if Lao Chen said that it was done by my Uncle Yao, I would leave with my dog and my ass, and from now on, I will never kick your door again! ”

"Pull it down! I just talked to Lao Chen on the phone in the morning, and they didn't mention you half a word, but they thanked me, and they thanked you Uncle Yao, who has a half-cent relationship with you, ah? It's so beautiful that your liver hurts! You dodge me and tell you that the dog is leftover, I have something important to do now, I don't have time to give you idle nonsense, and I will talk about it when I finish the big thing! ”

"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated! You have never treated me as a person, I have done a big thing for you that no one can do, you adults and waste, you still treat me as a person, and you still go to do big things? Tell you, you don't want to! Gou Yu was in a hurry, Gou Yu took out a slingshot from his pocket, pulled the bow full, took a few steps back, and was always ready!

"What do you want to do, huh? I'll tell you, dog, I have a big thing to do today, I'm going to find a hero, and the people sent by the central government will come in a while, this is not a joke, you can't eat and walk around if you delay a big event, you hurry up and get out of the way for me! ”

"Heroes? The hero is standing in front of you and you are ruined for nothing, you go to find the hero? You're a big bastard! Come on, you pass my hero pass today, or you won't even want to go! ”

"It's the opposite, it's going to be a rebellion! Security director, tie this rabbit cub up for me! The old secretary is also anxious, he can't delay any longer, he has to hurry up to find Lao Yao and tell him about it, otherwise he can't afford to delay the big thing!

"Stop! Tell the security officer, you go one step further, you watch your left leg! You are unreasonable, I will be unreasonable with you today! ”

"What are you doing? Hurry up! The old secretary was anxious and yelled at the hesitant security director!

The security director had no choice, so he had the courage to rush to the dog.

As soon as the security director took two steps, he heard the sound of "pop", and he heard the director of security "oops" and hugged his left leg, lay on the ground and began to roll!

The old secretary was stunned, he saw that Gou Yu was going to play really, and the angry old secretary pointed at Gou Yu tremblingly and said: "Gou Yu, you are a good bastard, you are really against you!" Tell you dogs, if I don't cure your sins today, the sky will really fall! ”

The old secretary had no choice, and when he encountered this situation in the era when communications were not developed, he could only ask for help from the Public Security Bureau. He walked into the room reflexively, grabbed the phone and dialed the phone!

"Hey, hey, the Public Security Bureau?" The old secretary called eagerly!

Syllable!

With the sound of "pop", I saw that the old secretary suddenly threw away the phone, covered the hand holding the phone, and squatted on the ground to only leave the sound of "oops"!

"Now I can see it, when my mother told me about the Water Margin, I just listened to haha, and I never took it seriously, I always thought that the things in the story were all nonsense. But now I don't think so, that's all true, I know what it means to be forced by officials to oppose the people! ”

"Doctor Wang, Doctor Wang!" There is no one in the brigade headquarters, and now in addition to him and the director of security, there is only Dr. Wang in the infirmary, and the old secretary shouted loudly!

"If you have the ability, you will shout, tell your old gang of dishes, come to one and I will fight one, no matter who it is, as long as the person who listens to you today is not a good person, I will never be polite!" The dog held the launched slingshot at all times and said indignantly!

Time passed minute by minute, and the old secretary didn't know when the person sent from above would arrive, so it seemed that he couldn't pass this hurdle today.

"Dog leftover, do you know who this hero I'm looking for today is, ah?" The old secretary squatted on the ground and said in pain.

"I don't care who he is, I know that the hero standing in front of you is me! You don't distinguish between right and wrong, good or bad, I won't allow you to do something big today! I can't wake you up today, bastard secretary, I don't deserve to be this hero! ......"Gou Yu knew that he was in trouble, but he felt very wronged, the hero was not recognized, and he was wronged for no reason, he just couldn't take this breath!"

"Oh, my little ancestor! You beat the state cadres, you committed a heinous crime, and you were still wronged, ah? ”

"Little ancestor, you can't call grandpa! Am I the kind of unreasonable person, huh? This was all forced out by you, and I won't finish with you if I can't tell you about it today! Woo woo, tell you the old gangster, you're too much of a bully! ”

"I really didn't play around with you, he's Lao Tan! I just received instructions from above, and the people sent down from above will arrive immediately in the car to pick up Lao Tan and go home, Lao Tan is really going home this time! ”

Dog Leftovers is in town! Lao Tan has been waiting for this day for so many years! Lao Tan once said that he is now a dead man, he has no hope in this life, and no one will be able to remember him as an unsung hero again! That being said, anyone can see how much Lao Tan is looking forward to this day!

"What you said is true?" Gou Yu asked in surprise.

"My little ancestor, hurry up, hurry up and call Lao Tan over, you just say that I have something important to tell him! By the way, call your Uncle Yao and Heizi over, they are witnesses, go quickly! ”

After hearing this, the dog put away the slingshot, touched a handful of tears, and ran out like crazy!

The dog ran straight west from the gate, and ran until he reached the wall of the livestock farm, and he crawled to the top of the wall in two strokes, and jumped into it!

"Hahaha! Dog, look at your rough appearance of the day, the sky is falling, ah? Tell me how many heels I've fallen, look at the dirt on your body! Lao Tan saw the dog running over in a hurry and said.

"Quick, quick, come with me, hurry!" The dog bent down tiredly, held his knees with both hands, and said to Lao Tan breathlessly.

"What, you're just going to let me go with you, huh? Don't rush, speak slowly. Lao Tan said tepidly.

"Can't slow down, Old Tan, you're saved!"

"What, I'm saved? What a mess, what is this, ah? Who sentenced me to death, huh? It seems that you have received the holy decree to keep people under the sword, which is this! ”

"Hurry up Lao Tan, I really didn't lie to you, old secretary, old secretary!" The dog was really tired and couldn't even say a word.

"Old secretary, what's wrong with old secretary?" As soon as Gou Yu said the old secretary, Lao Tan was alerted, so he hurriedly asked: "Slow down and talk about Gou Yu, it seems that there is really something wrong, you can make it clear." ”

"It was the old secretary who called me, he said, he said that someone was sent from above, saying that he wanted to take you home, and the car would arrive soon, and told you to hurry up and go to the brigade headquarters, hurry!" Gou Yu finally made his words clear, he also sat on the ground with his ass, dirty, dirty, anyway, he can't be clean in this life, anyway, no one takes his words seriously, what do you like!

Lao Tan was stunned, and the expression on his face immediately became solemn! The old secretary had told him more than once that he had already reflected his affairs to the above, so that he could rest assured that once there was news, he would definitely come to inform him!

Could it be true? Did the above really send someone? Are they really here to pick me up? Lao Tan raised his head in a daze and looked straight ahead, and two lines of tears came down at once! He said to himself over and over again, "Am I really going home, is that true?"

Lao Tan turned around and went into the house, and didn't come out for a long time.

"Old Tan, hurry up, what are you still inking, hurry up!" Sitting on the ground, the dog left shouted into the house.

With little effort, Lao Tan came out of the house. Gou Yu suddenly saw a different Lao Tan, and saw Lao Tan wearing a faded, very well-fitted, clean-washed, and neat Eighth Route Army uniform, standing in front of him!

Gou Yu slowly stood up from the ground, he looked at Lao Tan without blinking, he saw a hero, he saw a real hero image!

Lao Tan faced the dog left, slowly raised his right hand, and solemnly gave a military salute to the dog leftover! Two lines of tears flowed down again!

This novel is from the King of Books