Chapter 353 Don't talk yet, I'll ascend to Da Luo to perfection, soon
Chu Hao looked at the stone platform under the seat of the Buddha with disdain,
"Sitting on the stone platform for so long doesn't you get hemorrhoids?"
If the Buddha was still very majestic, the law was solemn [strict, but he was poked in the sad place by Chu Hao's words!
If the Buddha is crying in his heart, he doesn't slap people in the face, and he doesn't expose his shortcomings when he scolds people!
You robbed me of the Nine Rank Golden Lotus and let me sit on the stone platform for so many years.
If it weren't for the fact that I was harder locally, ten of these hemorrhoids would have exploded!
The Buddha took a deep breath and hinted that he could not lose in momentum, so he said aloud:
"Bold Prison God, seeing me coming, dare to be so rude?"
Chu Hao tilted his head, but sneered:
"How's it about being rude?
"No, you've broken a finger, your dreadnought mark is so ugly. ”
The Buddha was once again poked in the center by Chu Hao.
Almost, Rulai cried on the spot!
Bully!
Woo woo, don't talk about morality!
Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose their shortcomings when scolding.
Ya [one exit poked my two most uncomfortable points!
I just appeared, give me some face, I was bullied until I almost cried as soon as I appeared, how can I live after this!
The Buddha was bitter in his heart, but the Buddha did not cry.
Why do you think the Buddha is knotted with fearlessness?
That's because I'm afraid!
The Buddha has been telling himself: Chu Hao is not afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid......
Poor Rulai Buddha was bullied by Chu Hao to the point that he already had a psychological shadow.
And the three sergeants next to him lost their temper at that time.
Guanyin Bodhisattva jumped out, angrily pointed at Chu Hao and shouted:
"Evil animal, Buddha in person, how dare you speak like this!"
Chu Hao suddenly grinned,
"You have a mole on your leg, and you ...... down your waist"
When he ascended, Manjushri's face was green, and it was so green that it was all red!
Chu Hao looked at the other two bodhisattvas who wanted to stop talking, and grinned,
"You used to like white and blue, so I'll give you one more set in the future. ”
When he landed, Manjushri and Fuxian's faces turned green.
In an instant, Chu Hao trampled on the ground with the momentum of the arrogant Rulai and the three major scholars in a few words, without mercy at all.
If the Buddha took a deep breath, he already had a way to deal with Chu Hao!
That is.
Endure!
The Buddha pretended that nothing had happened just now, his face was extremely thick-skinned, and he looked at Chu Hao coldly,
"The Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God, why did you appear in the underworld for no reason, and still prevent me from transforming the Tang King from the Three Great Heavens of the Western Heavens?!"
"You harbor evil intentions and want to make a trip to the west......
If the Buddha is righteous, he wants to accuse Chu Hao solemnly.
But Chu Hao suddenly shouted, "Don't talk yet!"
"Oh, good. The Buddha naturally closed his mouth and took back the words he was about to accuse Chu Hao just now.
Chu Hao was a little distracted.
[Congratulations to the master, your perverted selfish desires are earth-shattering, forcing the Buddha to come in person!]
[Reward: Ignore all conditions and be directly promoted to the realm of Da Luo Golden Immortal Consummation!]
Immediately, a warm current surged on Chu Hao's body.
In the next second, Chu Hao's realm shackles were broken.
Da Luo Jin Xian is complete!
[Congratulations to the master for reaching the consummation realm of Da Luo Jinxian, the system is being updated, please wait]
【System Update Successful】
【Chu Hao】
[Realm: Da Luo Jin Immortal Consummation (800,000 strands of merit from the half-step quasi-saint)]
[Exercise: Nine Turns, Ancient True Body Decision (Fifth Turn)]
【Magic Weapon:
Heavenly Treasure: God Killer Spear (Heavenly Killing Treasure)
Thirteen Meritorious Golden Lotus (Ten Best Innate Spiritual Treasures);
Killing Immortals and Killing Divine Treasure Knife (the best innate spirit treasure), Seven Treasures Miaoshu (the best innate spirit treasure);
Congenital Lingbao: Fantian Seal (gift of small dome), Duobao Pagoda, Lingxiu Floating Clothes (gift of neon clothes), Qingyun Golden Lamp, Jiujiu Red Cloud Soul Scattering Gourd, Kill Wolf Three-star Bracelet, Douri Net;
Magic Weapon of Merit: Shennong Ding (Super Enhanced Version of Meritorious Treasure), Xuanyuan Sword, Kyushu Ding (Meritorious Lingbao);
Treasure of the Day After Tomorrow: Thirty-three Days of Golden Linglong Pagoda (borrowed from Nezha), Demon Emperor Sword, Holy Spirit Cloak, Nuwa Blood Jade, Bloody Eye Sword;
Acquired Spirit Treasure: Flying Smoke Sword】
[Magical powers: Seventy-two changes of the earth and evil (all), the art of turning rainbows, eight [Nine Xuangong, Buddha Kingdom in the palm, Dharma Heaven and Earth, King Kong is not bad, pushing mountains and reclamation, mastering the five thunders, infinite Xuanbing, Void Wind, Chaos Divine Thunder]
Chu Hao raised his eyebrows, indeed a little puzzled.
I haven't started to pervert my lust yet, how can the system determine that the task is complete?
The mission is over before it even starts?
Chu Hao suddenly understood.
Could it be that the system is actually taking those hors d'oeuvres as a task?
Chu Hao shook his head, how could this system be so simple?
But it doesn't matter.
This saves Chu Hao's plot of exposing his true self, so that Chu Hao's character will not collapse.
Chu Hao was still thinking that he should have received merit before, which should have been promoted to a half-step quasi-saint with one million merits, just because of that time, he got 200,000 merits.
However, Chu Hao was a little puzzled, where did this merit go?
But at this time, Chu Hao saw the Buddha who had been waiting for a long time with his mouth shut on the side.
Chu Hao only remembered at this time that he had been hanging the Buddha here for a long time.
"Aha, sorry to keep you waiting. ”
Chu Hao smiled awkwardly and turned his head to look at the Buddha.
The Buddha's face darkened, he was scolded by Chu Hao just now, shut up, and he has been obediently shut up until now.
Now that I think about it, I am a Buddha in such a dignified manner, why should I be afraid of him?!!
The Buddha was furious and continued to scold:
"The Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God, what crime should you be guilty of harboring evil intentions and wanting to travel west!"
Chu Hao waved his hand, but instead sneered:
"Don't you say that I forgot to ask Xingshi for the crime, you are so bold, you dare to kill the King of Tang without permission, and hook the soul of the King of Tang to the underworld!"
"This matter has deviated from the agreement with my Heavenly Court, you have a big deal, a big deal!"
If the Buddha is angry,
"How is it possible, we have a book of life and death, we are justified and well-founded, and we have a soul to hook the Tang King!
Exactly, at this time.
The Treasure Celestial Maiden, dressed as a dancing goddess, ran over quickly and shouted:
"If you come to the Buddha, Tang Wang needs to have a book of life and death, otherwise the procedures are not complete, give me a book of life and death!"
If the Buddha looked confused, he looked at the treasure goddess and looked at each other.
Treasure Heavenly Maiden: "Buddha, give me the book of life and death, otherwise how can King Tang return to the yang?"
Buddha Nyolai: "I want you to give it to me!"
Treasure Heavenly Maiden: "If you don't give me the book of life and death, how can I give you the book of life and death?"
Buddha Rulai: "I have a book of life and death, how much nonsense do I use here to talk to you?"
Treasure Maiden: "......"
Buddha Nyolai: "......"
The Treasure Maiden and the Buddha fell silent at the same time.
And Chu Hao next to him smiled slightly,
"Here, I'll show you a big baby!"