Chapter 22, daily flirting
The ghost shark and Deidara were sent away every day, and set off to spy on the information of the rock ninja village, as well as standby, and now the ninja world war has been forced by the arrow every day, and the major ninja villages are making preparations, and there will be formal action when the conference is over, and when the time comes, every day is responsible for attacking the entire ninja world, so it is up to Deidara and the ghost shark to determine the specific location of the tailed beast.
After attacking two villages in a row, the major ninja villages have now entered a state of combat readiness, and the information on the nuclear peace agreement has been exposed, so there is no reason for this group of ninjas to speculate on a way to defend.
In other words, if one village goes to the past, the combat efficiency of nuclear leveling and land washing will be compromised.
At about two o'clock in the afternoon, I took Tomie and Temari to the Tiandi Bridge every day.
The pocket hasn't arrived yet
Unfold a scroll behind him, a large number of puppet birds appear in the scroll, take off, disperse, and after the prosthetic eye is activated, a multi-vision joint vision appears in the eyes of Tiantian.
Since I haven't arrived, I'll wait a while.
I don't know who will come.
Sakura alone? Or brought someone? Or will it not come?
It's a little bit of anticipation every day, and if it's all expected, it's no fun at all, and it's not bad to have some small surprises once in a while without destroying the premise of getting down to business.
I don't know how long I waited, but the sun moved in the sky overhead, slanting a little westward.
I'm bored squatting on the bridge every day.,I really want to have a game console in my hand now.,I'm so tired of playing real fighting games.,I have to make an appointment for a PK.,I don't want to lose too ugly.,I have to think hard about the battle plan.。
The most important thing is that it really hurts to be beaten, and if it weren't for the pain, I wouldn't even have the idea of getting close to the enemy every day.
Far less convenient than a play-and-play console.
This Hokage world is really enough, the old lady really wants to lie in an air-conditioned room and play electric ah, hey.
Every day, the tight placket of the kimono is torn open, revealing a smooth and round collarbone
It's not a seduction
It's hot
In this weather, the kimono will get prickly heat after wearing it for a long time, and in other words, it's always time to design a new uniform, a women's suit, trousers, leather shoes, and white socks?
How is it?
I thought about it every day, shook my head and gave up, I was not tall enough, and I couldn't wear temperament.
So, over-the-knee or ultra-short sailor suits?
I always feel like I'm bursting with help when I look at it
Think again, the fluttering magical girl battle suit
And then how about forming a seven-color washing, shearing, and blowing team? And then sing together about it? Fight the landlord, hey!
Shame on you! Stop!
Red leather tights and a black cape, embroidered with the words "Absolute Evil" embroidered on the cape, how about shaving your head again?
Looking at it, there is a temperament that bursts into the mouth
It feels like it's interesting.
Girls shave their heads or something, well, you can try!
Clap your hands every day, it's so easy to be different!
Doesn't it mean that as long as you are bald, you will become the strongest, then, it is okay to shave yourself, it seems that the old lady has found an invincible shortcut
"Bald Cloak Bombard?"
Every day he muttered, his eyes rolled, and he laughed out loud.
Fiercely stood up from the frog squatting posture and shouted: "The old lady's bomb only needs 1 shot 998!" Kindness! Yen! ”
In fact, the daily bombs, including the manufacturing costs of the nuclear peace agreement, are so cheap that people can't help but cry bitterly.
Before you know it, you're in a daze.
Tomie was startled by Tiantian's sudden movements, and his straight eyes shrank and retracted, licking off the saliva from the corners of his mouth
It's so bearable to be in a daze every day~
I want to eat it in one bite!
Tomie's sexual orientation,In the original work,To tease men for fun.,But I like to like very beautiful girls.,It's already very telling (the real lily is only she seems to have exposed something.,Isn't this the combination of the cannon sister and the perverted mount next door?,Well,Sister Fried and the ghost animal mount)
Temari looked at the intermittent convulsions every day with a loveless expression, this situation, she has been strange for several days, at the peak of the illness, she can't understand a word of what she says every day, she knows every word, but she doesn't understand the meaning at all when put together.
Tian Tian just raised his hands to the sky, straightened his waist, swung his hands in rings, and finally closed them in front of his chest, sending out a classic Ultraman light wave pose, stepping forward, stepping heavily on the hard soil, with his own Ultraman overlapping echo sound effect, humming.
"Hah!"
"Humph!"
“BIUBIUBIU~”
"Nari!"
"DiDi Di Di"
"Oh no, the lights are turning red! It's almost out of power! ”
"Power bank! Damn it! At home! ”
"This monster is amazing!"
"There's no way, 5,000 yuan, call the nuclear level agreement to support the strike, give me ten sets!"
Tian Tian had already knelt on one knee with his chest covered, and then stood up with a calm face, and the mechanical female voice said: "Hello, your application is submitted, this cross-world bombing company will serve you wholeheartedly, please provide the current coordinate point." ”
it!
Temari looked at Tiantian's performance dumbfounded, completely dumbfounded, this thing can also be ventriloquisted?
"Hmm" I covered my chest every day, staggered and staggered, trembling, stretched out my hand, up and down, left and right, left and right, and pressed the air keys all the way.
"This big move is so difficult to rub" wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead, looked at the air of the other party from a distance every day, and said coldly: "Your end has come, monster, this is the sanction of justice." ”
"Whoa~" A terrifying cry of a cute female monster sounded.
At this moment, Tiantian's face changed, and he became mechanical and silent again, and said mechanically: "Hello dear customer, after verification by our company, your balance is sufficient, please renew your phone bill." ”
bite
An embarrassing melodious jingle that sounded out of nowhere (ventriloquism)
In a gust of wind, it is even more lonely in the back of the sky
Every day, he fell to his knees in a frustrated way of bending forward
"It's over! Bastard! ”
The desperate female voice of unwillingness and humiliation sounded.
Tomie looked at Tian Tian and whispered from time to time to laugh.
The corners of Teju's mouth twitched, and then twitched violently, and the whole person's face was completely stiff and distorted
Can't laugh!
Temari!
Definitely can't laugh anymore!
Laugh and you lose!
This guy is your enemy! Or a change (harmonious) state!
Finally, a smile uncontrollably appeared on his face
My master is a tease, how to break? Wait online, it's in a hurry!
Teju covered his mouth violently, lowered his head, his shoulders shook badly, and what was even more powerful was that he didn't let out a trace of laughter, worthy of being a ninja, if he was tortured, he was definitely a hard-core character who would not explain anything to me.
But
A place where Temari and Tomie couldn't see out of sight
Tiantian, who knelt on the ground with his hands, pouted after the corners of his mouth were raised.
It seems to have paid off.
I don't think I hate it that much.
Human beings, however, are very fickle.
In short, this level is not enough, add more force.
Tian Tian stood up silently, turned around and stared at the hand bow silently, until the other party seemed to be aware and raised his head sensitively.
Staring at Temari's eyes every day, the calm black eyes can't see the slightest emotion.
Temari only felt her scalp tingle, but she hadn't forgotten what kind of bad existence was on the other side.
The pretty face that was red from smiling gradually turned white
Temari uneasily put his hands behind his back, his fingers stirring together and writhing
Half-ringing, Shouju looked away weakly, and observed Tiantian's expression out of the corner of his eye
No, why is it because of my weak heart, I haven't done anything wrong!
Ahhh The expression is terrifying!
It's scary!
Temari sweats profusely on his forehead
Suddenly, every day showed a friendly and simple smile
Temari was stunned
Then it is full of words with a variety of murderous and unique flavors, and word by word pops out of the mouth of Tiantian.
"Give-me-forget-go-go!"
The whole body stood up, nodded frantically with a bow, and said with a trembling voice: "I didn't see anything!" It's true! ”
I keep this extremely kind smile every day.
His eyes were extremely cold, and he looked at Temari.
Not only the bird muscles, but also the gold on his scalp was also erected one by one, and a breath of cold air poured directly from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.
It's so fun to bully Temari!
Tian Tian nodded secretly in his heart, and his kind smile turned into a cold face little by little.
Take your time and don't play bad~
Well!
He glanced up and down at Temari and turned around again.
After a long sigh of relief, he collapsed to the ground with a weak body. The heart palpitations are like rubbing the heart cavity that is twitching violently, well, D's Oupai
It's so dangerous, it's almost there, and the punishment of the training that is close at hand will come to the top of the head, fortunately
Mom, it's so scary, there's a super terrible Shake S here!
The hand bowed and his nose was sore, and his eyes were slightly red.
Who am I messing with? Is it wrong to be pretty?
If you are trained, it is better to die, and if you want to die, you can't die, it's enough!
Tears of grievance flickered in Teju's eyes.
No, no, girl, you've been trained, have you heard of Stockholm syndrome?
Hawkers, you must not have heard of it, and the day when you turn your back pouts and don't explain.
Tomie looked at Temari with an envious expression.
As for every day
it!
The movement of the pocket is too slow!
The speed of light has shifted his attention to something else.
Wrinkling his little nose every day complaining, it's just looking for a pump!
Take off your pants and cut them into dices! Stir-fry the diced chili peppers and feed him to eat!
The old lady is angry!
In fact, it was she who came early
Dou was on the way, and there was a chill all over his body, and a bad premonition swirled in his heart.
I always feel that I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today.