13. Chapter 13
γChapter 13γBecause after the founding of the country, it is not allowed to become a refinement.
Lu Yunfeng stood opposite the sofa, his face was full of color, and he couldn't say anything.
The man on the sofa with tears on his face is munching on the pet mooncakes he brought to Ergou earlier at the moment, and he has no image at all. Feeling Lu Yunfeng's gaze falling on him, he raised his head, the ears on the top of his head moved, and a pair of eyes were still a little swollen because he had just cried, and he put down the hand holding the moon cake.
"Don't talk!" Lu Yunfeng held his forehead.
Seeing that the other party immediately looked injured and drooping and crying, Lu Yunfeng felt that his head hurt even more.
"You just said, what's your name?"
ββ¦β¦ Didn't you tell me not to speak?! The man said angrily.
Lu Yunfeng sneered: "Then do you say it or not?" β
Probably seeing that Lu Yunfeng didn't have the slightest appearance of being friendly to himself, the man, who was already a little angry, weakened again, he was a little nervous with the moon cakes with two hands, and said:
I said...... My name is Wang Zilang. β
When he said this, he lowered his head slightly, and secretly looked at Lu Yunfeng.
Then, he heard a cold snort from the other side.
"Wang Zilang."
Lu Yunfeng repeated these three words.
The person who β‘β‘ before was only wearing a blanket at this time, and he didn't cover much where he should have been. If he is a gangster, then Lu Yunfeng is the first time he has seen this kind of gangster.
I didn't take anything, and I was naked in the master's room to hit the plane β.
When I think of the smell in my room...... Hehehehehehe.
Lu Yunfeng suddenly approached, grabbed the man's hair and forced him to look at him. He bent down, his face close to the other, his warm breath spraying on the other's face, the corners of his mouth hooked.
"You started by saying, 'You're my dog?'"
The man's eyes were already closed when he grabbed his hair, and when he heard Lu Yunfeng's voice at this moment, he swallowed even more nervously.
"Speak." Lu Yunfeng's voice sounded in his ears again.
He nodded tremblingly.
"Huh." Lu Yunfeng laughed, his voice was extremely low, "Ergou, I just asked you to talk." β
He felt the body in front of him visibly stiffen.
Lu Yunfeng stretched out his other hand and pinched it on the furry ear.
ββ¦β¦β
"Smack!" The silent living room was filled with applause, "Stinky rascals!" β
Lu Yunfeng was beaten and looked confused.
The man wrapped himself tightly in a blanket, his eyes red and swollen, and his whole body trembled, as if he had just been violated.
"You're trying to rape me! Rape a dog! β
Lu Yunfeng, who had just come back to his senses: "......"
Be reasonable.
I'm going to rape you when I do something.
The other party suddenly threw the leftover moon cakes in his hand: "Perverted human!" β
Lu Yunfeng: "......"
The two sides were deadlocked for a while, and Lu Yunfeng, who was still a little hot on his face, spoke: "I said, are you really Ergou?" β
"Phew! Prince Lang! β
Lu Yunfeng decided to change the subject: "Are you a dog demon?" β
There was a hint of hesitation on the other party's face, and then he deliberately pretended not to care and asked, "Dog demon, what is it?" The latter sentence is almost as small as a mosquito humming.
Lu Yunfeng heard it.
He coughed dryly and said, "It's a dog that can turn into a human." β
"Are they all huskies?"
"No, there are other dogs too, like Teddy Samoyed or something."
"I've never seen any other dog that can turn into a human," the other party was a little upset, "I've only seen huskies." β
Lu Yunfeng grasped the point of his words: "Then you are really a dog demon?" β
The other party thought for a moment and emphasized: "If it's really like you said, I should be a husky demon." β
Lu Yunfeng was serious: "Then I'm going to call the police." β
"Hold on?" The other man flinched back again.
"Police." Lu Yunfeng wanted to tease him, so he leaned over again, "That's what it means to call someone to arrest you." β
"Arrested? Why?! β
"Because after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a fine."
"I don't understand."
Lu Yunfeng: "............"
Lu Yunfeng suddenly felt powerless, and he took a deep breath: "So, are you really a second dog?" β
"Humph!" The other party slammed down the sofa hard, "Said!" Many times! β
The ears and tail that really grow are the same as the two dogs, plus a certain intuition...... Lu Yunfeng felt that although the reality was very mysterious, it might really be like that.
He asked, "Why did you hit me just now, Ergou?" β
The man, or rather, Ergou got angry at the mention of this, and was furious: "You touch my ears!" My brother said that the people who touched my ears were all bad people who wanted to sleep with me! β
"But I've touched it before."
"That's different!" Ergou was so angry that he almost sat up from the sofa, "Anyway, you have already touched my ears, you will be responsible for me, we ...... It's all like that! β
Lu Yunfeng: "............ Oh. β
Lu Yunfeng didn't want to argue with him about whether he needed to be responsible for this topic, he said, "When did you become a sperm?" β
"I don't understand what you're saying."
"I say, when did you find out that you could become human?" He felt that it was a bit difficult to stand there and speak, so he simply sat down next to Ergou, "Does Xue Huai know, or are you only okay after you come to my house?" β
Ergou moved to the side a little uncomfortably, and then said, "I can become a human from birth!" It's the best we've got there. When he said this, his face was full of pride.
So Lu Yunfeng was also very cooperative: "So powerful?" Where are you there? β
"It's a lonely ......" Ergou suddenly remembered something and pursed his mouth, "I can't say." β
Despite this, Lu Yunfeng couldn't help but laugh. Although the person in front of him looks very much in line with his aesthetics, his IQ is ...... But it is obvious that there is no change at all from the previous two dogs.
He grabbed the tail that was moving behind him, and pretended to be careless: "If you don't say it, you won't say it, if I want to see it, you must be bragging just now, so you don't dare to say it." I've heard people say that powerful husky monsters are exactly like people, look at your big tail, and your ears! It's not great at first glance. β
Ergou angrily pushed him twice: "You are talking nonsense!" I don't care about you! β
Lu Yunfeng's face darkened.
"You say it again?"
Ergou: "......" said to turn his face! QAQοΌ
"How did you not become an adult before?" Lu Yunfeng saw that he was quiet, so he eased his face and asked again.
Ergou pulled the blanket aggrievedly and said, "Before, I couldn't change ......"
"Huh?"
"Before, my strength was locked up by my brother, and I couldn't move." Speaking of this, the other party seemed to grit his teeth a little, "Second brother, the worst!" β
Lu Yunfeng thought to himself which husky this second brother might be, and then corrected him: "It's strength, not strength." β
The second dog pretended not to hear, and said, "There is a big moon outside today, and when the big moon comes out, I will have strength." β
Lu Yunfeng thought that he probably wanted to talk about the Mid-Autumn Festival.
I've only heard of wolves transforming into the moon, and now dogs can do it too? Lu Yunfeng smiled at his own thought.
Just as he was thinking about something, he didn't notice that the people around him were writhing unbearably, their faces flushed, and the corners of their eyes were moist.
"Uh-huh......" moaning couldn't help but overflow from his throat, which attracted Lu Yunfeng's attention.
"What's wrong with you?" He frowned.
"I don't know...... Suddenly it's so hot, it's so up...... Hmmm......"
Lu Yunfeng suddenly remembered what Ergou was doing in the room when he first came back.
He was in ...... What for?