34. Three picks
Agarwood received a notice from his uncle Yang Jian, so he came to Hangzhou Peach Blossom Fort with Ao Chun. As soon as he entered the hall, he saw his little cousin Ao Lanze, who had only met once, and his face was still the same as before, but compared with the young man he saw last time, his current appearance was more than a little smaller.
Ao Lanze sat restlessly on Ye Chenxiao's lap, struggling desperately to get off his lap, but Ye Chenxiao refused to let him, and fed him spoonful by spoon with a bowl of rice cereal.
It's all to blame Yang Jian, a cheap father, saying that he checked a lot of information about the dragon clan little dragon cub after he went back, and when he heard Ao Lanze call him over, he also grinded a bowl of rice cereal for him with his own hands.
Ao Lanze: "......" How old was I!!
But there is also a Ye Chenxiao who doesn't think it's a big deal to see jokes, and he has to feed him with his own hands with the paste.
Xiao Ao Lanze really wants to change into his original form again and whip him hard with his tail! Why don't you use a heavy sword pump? He won't give the bad brother a chance to go to the master to complain!!
Ao Lanze's face was full of reluctance, and Ao Chun, who immediately awakened from the instinct of protecting the cub in his blood, picked up Ao Lanze, and pointed at Ye Chenxiao with a look of disbelief, "How can you be so rude to the dragon cub, the dragon cub is going to coax!! ”
Ao Lanze, who was suddenly picked up: "......"
Ye Chenxiao, who was fighting wits and courage with his little brother who didn't want to eat rice cereal: "......"
Ao Lanze covered his face with one hand, the dragon clan is good anywhere, but the adult dragon is a particularly irrational pet when facing the dragon cub. He wasn't very familiar with this eighth uncle before, but he assured that Ao Chun would not usually be in this style.
Ao Chun took the bowl and spoon in Ye Chenxiao's hand and scooped a spoonful to Ao Lanze's mouth, "Come and open your mouth, ah-"
Ao Lanze turned his face away and stretched out his hands to Ye Chenxiao. Stupid brother, don't you come and take me back!!
Ye Chenxiao reacted at this time and took Ao Lanze back, "This is my junior brother, who are you?" ”
"I'm his eighth uncle! That's his cousin! Ao Chun hurriedly identified himself, and the soft little dragon cub was taken away by his senior brother, it's okay, after a few years, let Lilac also give him a dragon egg to hug.
Agarwood pushed Ao Chun with his elbow, "Don't forget to get down to business." "Although my cousin has become smaller, but with my uncle here, there is no problem in thinking about it.
"Where's my uncle? What did he ask us to do here? Agarwood asked Ao Lanze.
Thinking of Yang Jian's current situation, Ao Lanze couldn't help but feel a little funny, and pointed to the back room, "There." ”
Agarwood bowed slightly, Ye Chenxiao consciously hugged Ao Lanze, led the way for them, came to the door of a room, and was about to open the door, Ye Chenxiao noticed something, hugged Ao Lanze and quickly dodged, flashing people at the fastest speed.
And the agarwood that followed him was knocked down by a big black dog, and together with Ao Chun, it fell together like an arhat.
"Uncle Howling?" Agarwood immediately discovered that this big black dog was not his uncle's whistling dog? But why is this body bald in the east and bald in the west?
But after a while, the body was light, and the roaring dog was pulled up, but the roaring dog was not happy to get up, he still felt that the agarwood could give him some sense of security, and desperately called to the agarwood.
"Hot pot, how can you run around, it's not right." Ao Cunxin was holding the Howling Dog in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other hand in front of the Howling Dog, and the Howling Dog's cry was getting more and more miserable.
Agarwood got up and pushed Ao Chun, "That's your third sister, you go and save Uncle Roaring Heavenly Dog." ”
Ao Chun's head shook like a wave drum, "Don't want to, I want to go to you." I think if I go, my third sister will stew me into a bowl of soup. "Seafood, the kind that doesn't need to be salted.
Agarwood walked up to Ao Cunxin, grabbed the little hair left of the Roaring Sky Dog, and didn't let him be dragged away by Cunxin, he called out cautiously: "Uncle? ”
Ao Cunxin didn't recognize Agarwood, just thought he was someone from the Hua family, and shook the kitchen knife, "You are also waiting to eat hot pot, don't worry, I'll do it in a while." ”
When you're done, the Howling Dog is done. Agarwood didn't care if the dog hurt anymore, so he dragged the dog and didn't let go, "Uncle, the dog meat hot pot is not delicious, let's eat something else!! ”
"Doesn't it taste good?" Ao Cunxin let go all of a sudden, Agarwood was dragging the Roaring Dog, as soon as she let go, he grabbed the Roaring Dog and fell backwards together, and Ao Chun, who had just got up in the middle, fell down in unison.
"If it's not delicious, don't eat it." Ao Cunxin didn't care about the three who fell, and left with a kitchen knife.
Agarwood: "......"
Ao Chun: "......"
"Howling Sky Dog, how did you fall into the hands of my third sister?" Ao Chun pushed away a man and a dog and climbed up.
The roaring dog barked a few times, but did not answer positively, but led them into the room, and Yang Jian was sitting alone in the room waiting for them.
"Uncle." "Zhenjun." Agarwood and Ao Chun greeted Yang Jian first.
Yang Jian looked up at them at this time, but his current appearance seemed that he was not in a very good mood, and said coldly: "Agarwood, have you taken back all the 100,000 evil ghosts that were released at the beginning?" ”
Agarwood was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect Yang Jian to ask about this matter when he met, "How can they all be recovered, only to recover more than 90,000, some evil ghosts have been annihilated for various reasons, and some have not been found, I think, they should have already hidden, and they will never be able to find it back." ”
"Then you didn't look for it?"
Agarwood probably realized that something was wrong, and replied loudly: "No, Xiaoyu and I have just gotten married, and we haven't ...... yet."
Yang Jian slapped the table, the agarwood instantly disappeared, and Ao Chun didn't dare to say more.
"You know what this is" Yang Jian lifted the cloth on the wine jar on the side, revealing the starving ghost inside. The evil ghost stinks, covered by the smell of wine, Yang Jian didn't open the cloth that covered him, and they didn't notice him either.
Agarwood was also shocked when he saw the appearance of the starving ghost, "This ...... It's ......"
"This is one of the 100,000 demons. If it weren't for Aze's action this time, when he recuperated, I don't know how many people he would harm in the future, do you still think you can leave it alone? Yang Jian sighed, "Agarwood, I always hope that you are a responsible person." ”
"Don't you think that's all he does?" Ao Lanze finally got out of his senior brother, and he continued, "He also followed Sun Dasheng's example to make trouble in the underworld and destroyed the life and death book of Liujia Village. ”
Agarwood was a little unconvinced, "People in Liujia Village can't die, isn't that great?" ”
Ao Lanze explained: "You ruined the book of life and death, so that the underworld could not hook the souls of the villagers of Liujia Village on time, but birth, old age, sickness and death, in addition to life and death, there are also old and sick. A hundred years later, there was only a group of sick and weak old people in Liujia Village. ”
"You can ask their children to raise them," Agarwood argued.
"This life and death are thin, there is not only death, but also life, and this life has not been ruined by you? Since then, no one has gone to Liujia Village to reincarnate, where is the child? Ao Lanze saw that Agarwood had become an immortal and didn't understand the meaning of this, and couldn't help but be helpless for his innocence.
Agarwood sat on the ground, powerless to refute, and thought of something for a while, "Then Master, I mean Sun Wukong, didn't he also ruin life and death?" Is the monkey in Huaguo Mountain okay? ”
"It's just that compared to mortals, monkeys can survive for hundreds of years more under the hands of the Great Sage. The Great Sage should have also sensed that something was wrong, I don't think he returned to Huaguo Mountain after he became a Buddha. In the past few years, there should be no more babies crying in Liujia Village. Ao Lanze replied.
Agarwood thinks about it, Liujiacun really hasn't had any children born in recent years, so will he and Xiaoyu not be able to have children in the future? "Uncle, you must have a way, don't you?"
Yang Jian shook his head, "This matter is not easy to do. If he could make another book of life and death, Sun Wukong would have done it a long time ago. ”
"No, no!" Agarwood covered her head and muttered a few words, then grabbed the door and ran out.
"Agarwood!" Ao Chun looked at his brother and ran out, nodded to Yang Jian and Ao Lanze, and chased out.
"Anyway, these are your business, this ghost remember to take them. By the way, this is just my friend's house, so I won't leave you and the Howling Dog to eat. Ao Lanze saw that Agarwood had run away, and he lost interest for a while, so he issued an eviction order.
When the starving ghost on the side heard that he could go back to the underworld, his face was full of excitement, urging Yang Jian to take him away.
Yang Jian watched the starving ghost who was completely unsealed crawling out of the wine jar by himself, saying that he could go by himself and not bother Yang Jian to take the jar.
This initiative made Yang Jian can't help but look at his son twice, what did this Aze do to make this powerful ghost so avoidant.
Ao Lanze didn't know what Yang Jian was thinking, so he waved his hand casually, and gave permission to the hungry ghost.
Yang Jian recruited the Howling Sky Dog who had been looking for a place to hide himself, this brother had just attracted his attention, otherwise he wouldn't know how to get along with the third princess with a kitchen knife.
Fortunately, although Nezha wanted to come to visit Ao Cunxin, he didn't come over with him recently, otherwise he was very worried about whether there was a bowl of lotus root soup in the soup at night in the Hua family.
In the next few days, it's better to let the Howling Sky Dog go.
Yang Jian took the Howling Sky Dog away, and the hungry ghost followed honestly and went down to the underworld with them.
Ye Chenxiao held a bowl and ate the rice cereal that his junior brother hadn't finished eating just now, "Wow, this is a fairy, coming and going in the clouds." ”
Ao Lanze snorted, don't overdo it. Stupid brother, obviously I will too.
Ye Ying spread out the rice paper on the desk, Ao Cun twisted his fingers, and lowered his head with a look of "I know I was wrong".
"How can a kitchen knife be taken out casually, and what if it hurts someone? Punish you for writing...... Ten big characters are good. ”
Ao Cunxin obediently took the pen, wrote a big "big" word on the paper, wrote ten in a row, she counted it from the beginning again, that's right, it's this number, put down the pen, clap your hands, you can continue to play!
Ye Ying: "......"
Ye Ying: "Ah Chen, Ah Ze, come here." ”