37 Couples Q&A-I
Today is the time for the grass lantern to appear, friends in the back, please wave your hands for me to see, okay! Otherwise, I wouldn't have asked any questions lightly, that's it!
And don't be quick to know about any secret things, because Mr. Nine Fox's fox tail is now facing my throat, please be a little more human, and let me finish asking questions alive......
First, Straw Lantern: "May I ask your name?" ”
Nine Fox: "My name is ...... Husband. ”
Ahri was shocked: "Old ...... Husband? ”
Jiuhu sighed with emotion: "Good behave." ”
Grass Lamp: Hey, this is naked bullying, it's really enough, I didn't expect Jiuhu Jun to be such a human-faced and beast-hearted guy, poor Ahri was actually taken away by such a hungry wolf, it's really sad, I have raised my daughter for hundreds of years.
Nine Fox smiled contemptuously: "You...... Comments? ”
After speaking, he raised the fox's tail, raised his chin slightly, and stared at a certain lamp with a disdain for all beings (yes, it's me, I'm a professional runner): "Do you want to pierce the heart with one arrow, or nine arrows through the heart?" ”
Cao Deng swallowed with difficulty: people didn't say anything!
Ahri Falls Khan: "Lord Butler, please don't threaten the host in public, after all, it has a bad reputation. ”
Jiuhu was moved: "My wife is really virtuous, this kind of thing, it's good in private, and it can be done cleanly." ”
Grass Lantern: "I want to run away!" ”
The grass lamp trembled: "What is that age?" ”
Jiuhu was silent for a moment: "I love the eldest lady with all my heart." ”
Ahri shy: "For ...... Why say such things all of a sudden. ”
Cao Deng twitched the corner of his mouth: "Lord housekeeper, even if you don't say age, it will still expose the fact that you may have a pedophilia." ”
Jiuhu smiled: "You, do you want to die?" ”
The grass lamp, who loves to tell the truth, silently shut up.
Straw Lantern: "What is the gender?" ”
Nine Fox affectionately: "Gender male, love Ahri." ”
Ahri was shocked and shy: "This ...... Don't talk about this kind of thing in public, okay...... So shy. ”
Jiuhu took the eldest lady into his arms, lowered his head and kissed the corner of his mouth: "I can't help it, I want to tell the eldest lady my admiration all the time." I love you so humbly and sincerely. ”
Ahri seemed to think of something bad, and his head was full of black lines: "Lord Butler, do you remember that you said the same thing three days ago?" ”
Nine Fox Amnesia: "There is ...... Is there such a thing? ”
Ahri smiled: "And do you remember, what happened after that?" ”
"It happened...... What? ”
Ahri smiled grimly: "After that...... I was bewitched by you, and I fought for three hundred rounds, so the words you said such as humility were used to win sympathy, and I will never be fooled by you again. ”
The grass lantern and the audience were in unison: "(°Д°) is it such a scum?!" ”
Nine Fox killed everyone present with his gaze: "Oh? Recently, the voice of dissatisfaction with me has been getting louder and louder, don't forget, I'm the hero of the gold finger, and it's more than enough to kill a few cannon fodder. ”
Cao Deng, who had successfully been cannon fodder once in the previous book, suddenly fell silent.
Straw Lantern: "What is your personality?" ”
Countless small flowers appeared behind the nine foxes, and they looked at Ahri lovingly: "A good man who is gentle and considerate, and takes care of everything." ”
Ahri stared at the Nine Fox with a look of indifference, and she fell into a long silence before she spoke: "You...... Are you sure? ”
Jiuhu was a little uncomfortable, and suddenly knelt on one knee, holding her palm, and said with deep affection: "Doesn't the eldest lady believe in the sincerity of the subordinates?" Would you like to see this heart cut open to you? I have nothing but tenderness and affection for you, don't you trust me? Or is there something troublesome instigating you? ”
He suddenly turned his head, and a few green rays of light came out of his eyes and swept towards the grass lamp......
Cao Deng shuddered for no reason: "That...... Please believe in the sincerity of the housekeeper."
Ahri was silent for a moment: "It's suspicious, but I believe you." In the past, you imprisoned me and restrained me, probably as an act of affection, and it was very 'gentle and considerate'. ”
Jiuhu decided to pretend to be deaf and dumb, and smiled: "It's rare that the eldest lady understands my pure heart. ”
Cao Deng coughed dryly: "So, please tell me about the character of the eldest lady?" ”
Jiuhu: "It doesn't matter what the personality is, I like what kind of eldest lady I like." ”
The grass lantern looked at the sky speechlessly: Please don't show affection all the time, okay? There's an urge to burn, hey, when did I have an extra torch in my hand?
Straw Lantern: "When did the two meet?" Where is it? ”
Jiuhu said: "Ahem, don't recall this kind of thing." ”
Grass Lantern Commentary: Anyone who has watched the plot knows this paragraph, it is at the moment when the nine foxes were beaten by their brothers, the most embarrassing moment, they were seen by the sympathetic Ahri, which caused the weak nine foxes to be very attached to such a god-like Ahri sister, that's right, please don't refute it.
Nine Fox smiled, pulled out a long blade from behind him and pressed it against Cao Deng's throat - "Do you want to die?" ”
Cao Deng wanted to cry: "Lord Nine Fox let me go, I am sincere to you...... I will never dare to slander you and bully you! ”
Ahri: "Hmm...... Probably in bed, right? You know, I was very unhappy and angry when I was handcuffed. ”
Jiuhu: "Miss, it's all because of love that you will do such unforgivable things." So next time, you can strappen it to your bed...... Then do whatever you want. ”
Ahri fell silent again, and said, "But you need to know...... I don't want to do anything strange to you at all. ”
"But I thought, instead of answering the next question, we'd better hurry up and get home, you know, my unborn child is crying."
"Speak human words."
"I want a baby."
Cao Deng was almost on his knees: "Please say this kind of private words slowly in private, okay?!" ”
Nine Fox pretended to blush and assassinated the host, Grass Lantern.
Grass Lantern Pawn.
Grass Lantern: "Your first impression of the other person? ”
Ahri: "Bad, nasty, terrible. ”
Nine Fox: "Like, like, lick." ”
Grass Lantern belly slander: You pervert.
Grass Lantern: "What do you like about each other?" ”
The Nine Fox King suddenly laughed: "This question is good, and there are many rewards." ”
Cao Deng had no temper with the nine foxes at all, and said helplessly: "Thank you for the reward." ”
Ahri was a little embarrassed, and he couldn't hide his shy mood after coughing a few times: "Probably when he didn't even want his life to save me." ”
Jiuhu nodded with satisfaction: "I like everything about the eldest lady, as long as it's her, I like it all." ”
Grass Lantern: "What do you hate about each other?" ”
Nine Fox: "There's nothing nasty. ”
Ahri: "The mentality and behavior of doing what you want. ”
Straw Lantern: "Do you think you are compatible with the other person?" ”
Jiuhu smiled: "You can't try it." ”
Grass Lantern cried: "Don't dare." ”
Straw Lantern: "What do you call each other?" ”
Nine Fox: "I don't have any opinions, but ...... It seems like a lot of fun to call the owner. ”
Ahri: "I...... I can do it, just call the master or something, don't even think about it. ”
Jiuhu: "Miss, you really hurt my heart. ”
"If it doesn't break your heart now, it will hurt your kidneys later."
"The eldest lady really understands it."
The straw lantern pretended not to understand, and smiled and recorded.
Straw Lantern: "How do you want to be addressed by the other party?" ”
Ahri: "Her Royal Highness. ”
Nine Fox: "Master." ”
Straw Lantern: "If you use an animal as an analogy, what do you think the other party is?" ”
Ahri: "Fox, treacherous old fox. ”
Nine Fox: "Cat, a cat that has no power to tie a chicken." ”
"Why am I adding adjectives and yours being verbs?" Ahri asked.
Jiuhu pretended to be surprised: "Otherwise, what do you think?" That's how it shows, and in some ways, I'm more dominant. ”
"Shameless."
"Since you don't want my face, then the rest of the place, please accept it completely."
Ahri: Great pervert.
Straw Lantern: "If you had to give a gift to the other person, would you give it?" ”
Nine Fox: "Myself." ”
"You're a criminal offender." Ahri added, "I'll probably send ...... Well, homemade porridge or something? ”
Nine Fox rarely groaned and said, "Miss, please don't poison me." ”
"Say it again, what did you say?"
"Miss's cooking skills are the best in the world."
"I'm satisfied."
"Then please satisfy me tonight."
“……”
Straw Lantern: "So what gift do you want for yourself?" ”
Nine Fox: "Miss Guo." ”
The grass lamp is calm on the surface, but inside - I can't hear I can't hear I can't hear I can't hear ......
Ahri: "As long as it's not him, anything else is fine." ”
"Then I'll send you a little nine fox."
"You go away!" Ahri stretched out his hand to push the nine foxes, and said angrily: "I found out when I got on this show, you just have bad intentions!" ”
"The eldest lady makes me sad when she says this, when have I ever had good intentions?" Nine Foxes wanted to cry: "Do you actually know me so much? ”
Ahri, pawn.
Grass Lantern: "Are you dissatisfied with the other party?" What is it in general? ”
Ahri: "When have you ever been satisfied?" ”
Jiuhu: "There is no dissatisfaction, I am sincere to the eldest lady, but the eldest lady is ...... to me"
"I'm not doing you any good!"
"The eldest lady said that she didn't like it, since that's the case, then I'll just go......"
"I ...... I didn't. ”
"There's no need to force this kind of thing, if it's just that I've been moved by saving you again and again, in fact, it's good to just say it clearly......"
Ahri grabbed the sleeve of the nine foxes, lowered her head, her face could drip blood, she bit her lower lip slightly, and said: "I...... I actually like you. ”
"What?"
I said...... Like you! ”
"Good." Jiuhu took her into his arms, looked at the grass lamp, and a smile hooked up at the corner of his mouth, "I'm very satisfied." 166 Reading Network