Chapter 1 Reasons for Leave
Ah Leopard suddenly shuddered, and then let out a loud sneeze, he sniffed and said to himself: "Am I that handsome?" It's so late and there are still beautiful women to worry about! ”
Ah Shui next to him responded: "Brother Leopard, it must be a beauty who is worried about you, but for you, it must be a curse rather than a blessing!" ”
Ah Leopard knocked over with a chestnut chisel, "How do you speak?" ”
Ah Shui stroked the bag on his head, and said with a sad face: "Brother Leopard, why don't you know the hearts of good people?" ”
"Are you a good person?" Ah Leopard asked, "Are you cursing me!"
"Why am I cursing you? I'm reminding you, you're in trouble, you're in trouble, you're in trouble, you're in trouble? ”
"Break into your sister!" Ah Leopard raised his hand again and wanted to fight, Ah Shui Ma slipped away, and said as he walked: "Brother Leopard, let's have a brother, don't blame me for not reminding you, just now you sent a red envelope to Sister Li, 250 yuan, right?" You scolded her for being 250? What is Sister Li's temper You don't know, just wait, it's strange if she doesn't skin you! ”
Ah Leopard was suddenly excited, he had just sent the red envelope high, and he almost forgot what his surname was, so on a whim, he sent a 250 yuan red envelope to Sister Li, which not only satisfied her desire to grab the red envelope, but also made fun of her by the way, but completely forgot her temper. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Thinking about it now, he felt that he must have had his brain in water at that time, and he actually made such a joke with Sister Li, she was a violent temper, in case she angered her, she really dared to skin herself! Playing like this by yourself is completely the rhythm of death! But the red envelope has been sent, and Sister Li has already received the red envelope, he has no chance to regret it, the only way is - escape! Sister Li couldn't find anyone, even if she was so angry, she didn't have a way.
Having made up his mind, he immediately beckoned to Ah Shui:
"Ah Shui, you come back to stand guard, I have to ask Lu He for a few days off to avoid the limelight."
Ah Shui was in schadenfreude, "Now you know that you are afraid?" What did you do just now? Will you let me go back? ”
"Boy, can't you come back? I am your captain, you dare not listen to orders, believe it or not, Lao Tzu fired you squid! Ah Leopard was annoyed and angry, pointing at Ah Shui and shouting. Ah Shui was unmoved, "I'm the security guard of the hotel, and I'm also your subordinate, but I'm also a member of the Shuangsha Gang, so you can't fire me." Think about what you should do yourself! ”
Ah Leopard was speechless for a moment, Ah Shui was right, the most important thing at present is how he escaped this catastrophe.
"Brother Leopard, you beg me, you beg me, and I'll come back." Ah Shui took the opportunity to fall into the well, Ah Leopard hated it so much, if Ah Shui was a sweet potato, now he would definitely cook him immediately, immediately, but unfortunately Ah Shui is not a sweet potato, but the only person who can help him at present. Because there can't be no one in the security room, Ah Shui was driven away by himself, and now he has to leave again, in case of an accident, he can't afford it.
However, he must leave and go to Lu He to ask for leave to avoid the limelight, otherwise he will fall into the hands of Sister Li, and he will have to shed his skin if he doesn't die!
Well, those who know the times are Junjie, and they won't die if they open their mouths to ask for people anyway. Ah Leopard comforted himself. Then he decisively said to Ah Shui: "Brother Shui, you come back, I have to go out for a while." ”
"Are you really begging me?" Ah Shui was skeptical.
"It must be begging you, sincerely asking, asking for the five bodies!" Ah Bao said as he clasped his hands together and waved to Ah Shui.
"Are you sure you won't settle accounts after the fall?" Ah Shui is still cautious.
"Never! If I settle accounts after the fall, I will only be able to sleep with women who look like sows for the rest of my life! Ah Leopard decisively swore a poisonous oath. Although the poisonous oath is poisonous, but in this era, the oath is generally not effective, and it is not even as good as a fart, and the fart can pollute the environment, but the oath has a woolen effect! So Ah Leopard swore decisively, loudly, viciously, and resolutely, and there was a little pressure in his heart.
"After work, I want to be a big bond." Ah Shui is not rare and poisonous, he decisively put forward conditions, and the conditions are very down-to-earth.
"I'm in for a treat." Ah Bao readily agreed, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief. As the old saying goes, a problem that can be solved with money is not a problem. Besides, you can't make a few dollars to make a big insurance key, if you can resolve your own disaster, the cost performance is absolutely high. Ah Shui saw that it was cheap and easy to take advantage of, and suddenly his eyes rolled around, and then he sat on the ground unceremoniously and raised the price.
"I want to double ~ fly."
"There's something wrong with the wood!" Ah Leopard promised happily in his mouth, but in his heart he was so angry that he wanted to greet Ah Shui's female ancestors, he didn't hate Ah Shui for taking advantage of the fire to rob, but he was angry that he sat on the ground and raised the price. This kind of behavior is too shameful, put it in the past, this is called speculation, it is to shoot the drop! But reason told him that now was not the time to go crazy, because in case he provoked Ah Shui, he refused to cooperate with him, and he could only catch blind.
Endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky. Ah Leopard repeatedly recited the Cross Sutra in his heart, suppressing the anger in his heart.
"Ah Shui, our brothers are also fate! Brother, I'm in trouble now, are you embarrassed to stand by and watch? After making a promise and suppressing the anger in his heart, Ah Bao began to play the sad card again. Playing the sad card, since being tried repeatedly by the old boy of the Chen family across the sea, many people have followed suit, although the results received are different, there are successes and failures, and even the kid surnamed Chen finally played himself in prison, and there are still people who are happy to do it, as if only this trick is the magic weapon of his life.
"Besides, I won't let you do it in vain, you want to keep the key, I'll treat you; Do you want to double ~ fly, I pay for it, brother does this, are you still not satisfied? ”
"Brother Leopard, look at what you said, is my Ah Shui such a person? I've always stuck a knife in my friend's ribs, and I won't blink my eyebrows on the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, your little favor is a hair, even if you go yours, I'm here! Ah Shui slapped his chest and swore an oath, Ah Leopard was so moved that he wanted to give him a hug immediately, and then call him a good brother.
Unexpectedly, Ah Shui said calmly: "Brother Leopard, our brother will settle the account, and the promise you made just now must still be fulfilled." ”
So Ah Leopard had the urge to greet Ah Shui's female ancestor in his heart, but in the end he held back and rushed to Lu He's room like a gust of wind.
"Mr. Lu, I want to take a long leave." With a sad face, he handed the leave slip to Lu He. Lu He glanced at it, raised his head and asked, "Ah Leopard, what is the matter?" In such a hurry, do you want to leave now? ”
Ah Leopard squeezed his eyes, squeezed out a tear, choked up and said: "Just now, I suddenly received a call from my sister, saying that my father is seriously ill and is dying, so I must rush back immediately to see him for the last time." Ah Leopard said while silently reciting in his heart: "Dad, you have to forgive me in the spirit of heaven, my son really has no choice but to escape in the name of your serious illness, anyway, you have been dead for so many years, you don't care if I curse you to be seriously ill and die, right?" ”
Because Ah Bao rarely talks about his family affairs with the people around him, Lu He didn't know that Ah Bao's father had already passed away. Ah Bao's acting skills are actually very poor, not to mention the professional level, and even inferior to the performance level of peripheral men. But Lu He is an honest man, how could he have thought that Ah Bao would move out of his dead ghost father as a reason to ask for leave! People's father is about to hang up, and he can't stop people from going home to be a filial son! So he decisively criticized the fake, and comforted: "Ah Leopard, if you want to open some, Ji people have their own natural appearance, maybe your father can get through this hurdle." ”
"Borrow Mr. Lu's auspicious words." Ah Bao looked grateful, and Lu He suddenly said "Huh", "Hey, you used to call me Lu He, why are you suddenly polite now and call me Mr. Lu?" ”
Ah Bao was stunned for a moment, he never expected that Lu He, who was like a lump of wood, would be entangled in a title, and blamed himself for being too self-righteous, he originally wanted to act the play more realistically, but it was self-defeating, fortunately he was clever, his eyes rolled, and said: "Mr. Lu, I was ignorant before, no big or small, please have a lot of them!" ”
"Hey, where do brothers need to see each other like this." After that, Lu He took out his wallet, pulled out all the red sun~ inside, and handed it to Ah Leopard.
"Ah Leopard, you take this money and buy some nutritional products for your uncle, the money is not much, a little heart."
Ah Bao was worried that he would say too much, so he didn't dare to refuse, but took the money with gratitude. Lu He looked at the time for a while, and then asked, "Ah Leopard, it's nine o'clock in the evening, do you still have a car back to your house?"
When the leave came, Ah Bao just wanted to leave Lu He's office quickly, this guy was too enthusiastic, and he couldn't stand it a little.
"There's a train at half past ten." He replied.
"Oh, it's not early, let's hurry up, or we won't be able to catch up." Lu He said, put down the work at hand, and stood up. Ah Bao was stunned for a moment, and asked Lu He in a daze: "Mr. Lu, we?" Why? ”
"It's not too early, I'll send you!" Lu He said. Ah Bao was anxious when he heard this, because he just wanted to go out and hide for a few days, he didn't think about going home at all, and now he didn't have a car to go back to his hometown, if Lu He sent him, the lie would be immediately exposed. Ah Bao looked at Lu He, who was more anxious than himself, and he suddenly understood a truth: don't lie to honest people. Because honest people love the truth too much, it is difficult for lies to stand.
"Don't, Mr. Lu, you are the boss of the hotel, and now is the peak period of the hotel business, you can't leave." Ah Bao was in a hurry and found a reason for Lu He's refusal. Sure enough, Lu He sat back and said, "It's okay, but it's okay, I'll call Lu Yun and ask her to come and have a look, let's go ours." ”
Ah Bao became even more anxious when he heard this, because if Sister Li also came over, his future would come. "Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, you are busy with you, there are so many brothers in the hotel, any person can send me, so we don't need to alarm Sister Yun, people are bosses, we are part-time workers, why are you embarrassed to trouble others?"
"Huh. Or are you thoughtful. Okay, in that case, you go, time waits for no one, be careful on the road, and say hello to my uncle on my behalf. ”
"Definitely, definitely." Ah Bao said as he hurriedly left Lu He's office, for fear that Lu He would do bad things again.