May 3rd, half past eight in the morning

"Xiaozhi, isn't there a class in your school yet?" Kirito picked up breakfast after waking up all night

"Huh? Yes! Because the school hasn't been repaired yet."

"Something happened to your school?" Kirito was surprised, "There were no casualties."

"No, it's not actually an accident, the main thing is that our school doesn't have a cooking class?"

"Hmm, how many teachers' stomachs have been broken?" This happens a lot in their school, but after all, there are so many teachers that it is not a problem to find two or three teachers to teach for the whole school in a day

"No, I accidentally used too much gas while cooking, and I blew up two of our school offices."

"I won't mention it first, why didn't your supervisor remind you of this when it was the office?" Kirito feels that there is a big secret in this

"Uhh

"Xiao Zhi~~~"

"A few of us make cookies after school, because one of them is a member of the Discipline Commission, so there is a key," Naoba said embarrassedly, "and it turned out."

"Your school's discipline committee members are blatantly breaking the law," although ours is not easy to get along with, at least we manage people well

"Well" is said so, but the key is actually borrowed by myself ==

"Anyway, brother, don't you go to school yet? When you were discharged from the hospital, your mother told you to take a rest first, didn't you still agree? Naoba glanced at Kirito "Brother doesn't count when he speaks, it seems that it's because I've found a very interesting game again."

"So Nao wants to play together," Kirito said with a smile

"No, I haven't played the game yet" Naoba turned his head and said, "Brother, you clean up the dishes and chopsticks by yourself today, I'll go to the room first"

"Well, let's go" Kirito piled the dishes and chopsticks together

The door of the "click" room was closed, hoping that Naoba would not become addicted to the Internet

"But speaking of which, Naoba won't find a boyfriend, right?" "Online dating is more likely.,Wait until it's quiet at night to check the call history.

"But it's time to go to school, it's time to end it as soon as possible" Glancing at her room, Asuna, I'll definitely get you out

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"Come out, I saw you myself" suddenly looked up at the fork in the road, "The smell of gasoline on your body is too strong"

"Really? I didn't smell much of a woman's chuckle from the depths of the cave, but it definitely did."

"What's the matter with myself," asked vigilantly, "I'm not interested in fighting you again"

"It's nothing~ It's just idle to tease the dog~" The dull footsteps are getting closer and closer, "By the way, I want to know what you're going to do"

"We don't have such a good relationship with each other" The vigilance is getting heavier and heavier, "What the hell is going on, I have nothing to do, I still have something to do"

"I just want to ask you what you want to do, but it doesn't look like you're going to be honest with the answer" I heard the sound of a bullet being loaded, does this guy want to fight here?!

"I'm going to fight out," he bared his sharp fangs, "you madman!" ”

"Come on, knights are not allowed to fight privately, once they fight, they must fight with their lives, but to put it bluntly, this rule is limited to land, do you see that "weaving" and "fighting" are not good now" She has walked in front of herself while speaking, "There are no laws and regulations in the virtual world"

"Do you want to kill me?"

"No, I'm not interested, I know I can't kill you in a hurry" She leaned on it and smiled after inserting the barrel into the ground, "but I want to discipline you, you're a beast, and the beast had better not do anything too much"

"You don't have to worry about my business" cancels her mouth fetish, which means that she will transform from a human to a beast "but if you really want to care"

"I'll tear you apart and devour you!"

"Ahaha~ ridiculous, even if I can't use my full strength here, how can you beat me" laughed and waved his hand

"Zero generation. Dragon Devouring Cannon" The next moment, the huge barrel of the cannon was already aimed at her head

"I'm the "power", and you're just a "chariot", ready to be completely crushed, right? Puppy! ”

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"Bang!" A loud bang echoed in the ears of Lifa and Kirito

"What's wrong?" Yui, who was woken up, poked her head out of Kirito's collar, "Daddy? You okay? ”

"Maybe someone is dueling," Lifa comforted Kirito, "It's okay, I'll be fine later."

"So let's go out from the other side?"

"Well, let's do it," the two of them decided to bypass the front after some deliberation

"Boom!" The next moment there was another loud bang, followed by rocks that kept falling from the cave

"Are you sure it's a cyber duel and not Star Wars?!" The reason why I say this is because there is a lightsaber that brushes past Kirito's ear, and I always feel that I will see this sword again in the future

"I don't know, it can't be a bug in the game, right?" As soon as I mentioned this, I remembered my brother's situation not long ago, no! Log out now!

"Roar!" Just as Lifa was about to summon the main interface to log out, a beast roar was heard in the distance, and then a falling rock directly knocked Lifa unconscious

"Lifa! Lifa! Kirito shook her a few times in a hurry, and the frequency of this chest shaking on her forehead was too bad, no! Now it's time to find a way to get her away

"Get out of here!" After clenching the double-edged sword in his hand, Kirito glared at the monster in front of him coldly, it looked a bit like a toad, but why did it make the same sound as a lion?

The monster was silent for a moment, then just opened its mouth and took a heavy blow on its back, wait, how could the smell around it smell like sulfur?!

"Huh? Someone else is there? "Dismantling the barrel in his hand" can't let him see his face"

"Zero generation. Hummingbird "Double-headed sniper with spear materialization" It's useless to use an ordinary gun against that guy, you can only use a sniper cannon"

"As for that guy, he can be resurrected in the game anyway, forget it, even if something really happens, I can't blame me" said as he narrowed his left eye, "The direction is normal, the distance is normal"

"Bang~" After pronouncing onomatopoeia with his mouth, the bullet flew directly towards the other party

“！” The monster jumped away in a hurry, and then a bullet took away a bit of Kirito's flesh and flesh and passed by him

"Bang!" Moments later, there was an explosion in the rear, it was really Star Wars! Did the Black Samurai skip class to play the game?!

"Tsk, the light is too dark to block my trajectory," complained as he covered his eyes with a mask, "Turn on the infrared"

As soon as he put it on, he noticed that something was rushing towards him

The structure of the weapon in the hands of the "zero assembly" immediately changed "knife"

"It's really hard to react to the fact that you don't have to assemble it randomly," he said with a smile as he pushed the other party away, "Aren't you going to deal with the follow-up situation that may occur first?"

"You are not allowed to move him" fell down like a threat, and the fat body was withdrawn to reveal a pitch-black leopard form

"Do you like it?"

"Roll"

"Forget it, let's clear it together" said as he glanced back through her, "I don't like to leave a little aftermath"

"Get out of here!" Immediately pounced

"Ahaha~ It's scary, it's scary~ You think you're filming a boy and a beast," he made fun of her and relaxed his shoulders

"I'm willing, I kind of try to protect him" sneered and jumped off the rock, "I want to see if you dare to be his shield"

"Zero generation. Gun! The silver-white virtual light immediately turned into a spear, "Come on, no counteroffer is allowed, give me all the orders!" ”

(This guy is really a madman) looking at the dozens of muskets erected beside her, in addition to an inexplicable sense of immediacy, there is also an irrepressible feeling

-- I can't help but feel hungry

"It's weird, call me back at this time" put down the gun he just picked up "There really wasn't anyone who came to disturb me when it was lively, but the other party was an exception"

"Come on, this is the end of the private fight between us" Restore all the guns to the code "You want to climb the World Tree, right, it's really a puppy who only knows how to repay the favor"

"I'll be waiting for you up there, if you want to continue today's fight, go find me," he slowly walked towards the exit

"Why do you want to do it, don't forget the orders that the master gave us"

"I'll give you back this sentence, don't forget your own identity" didn't look back, she just waved her hand "Think clearly and come to me again, by the way, remember to sharpen your teeth"

"Did you use magic to conjure it up?" Kirito lifted Lifa up and hesitated and asked, "That person is your enemy?" ”

"A madman who serves the same person can also be called a colleague" Glared back at him, "Why are you again, it's not fate to meet every time"

"You were saved last time"

"I didn't do anything, now take that woman and go, don't have anything to do with me" Leap and disappeared into the cave "I don't want to see your face anymore"

"The next time you see a bite between us, you'll have to die, real or virtual!"

postscript

"I've been scolded," she leaned back in her chair and groaned. "It's worthy of the gods, and I know about this kind of thing at once"

"Alas~ It's all to blame on that guy, so many things have happened, it's obviously not when I'm on the field" half-squinted and looked at the monitoring screen in front of me, "I don't want to get involved in this kind of thing, isn't it all to show loyalty"

"Not happy...... Even a naïve guy like Zhan Kazuka can stand by God's side, but why can't I?" she gently fiddled with the glass on the table

"It's better for this boring world to self-destruct sooner," the pale blue pupils stared directly at his face in the glass

"Otherwise, I'll probably destroy it first."