I woke up from a long sleep, my eyes seemed to be close together, and when I opened them, I still had that dry pain, as if I hadn't opened my eyelids for a long time.

Nine Fox's face met my eyes, and he propped his head on one hand, watching my sleeping face with great interest.

Before I could speak, he lowered his head, imprinted a kiss on my lips, and reached into the tip of his tongue to delicately outline the walls of my mouth, the tongue coating felt like a layer of sand, and the grain was obvious, with a light salty taste.

Finally let go of the mouth of the nine foxes, I hurriedly got up and gasped, I was going to suffocate if I kissed like this, this is the nine fox-style murder!

"Miss." Jiuhu hugged me, rubbed my neck affectionately with his chin, dropped countless kisses, and murmured: "It's good, the eldest lady can see me when she wakes up." ”

"That's the other way around, right? You should be able to see me as soon as you wake up, right? ”

Jiuhu smiled and did not refute.

He got up and got dressed, and changed back to his well-dressed appearance, only I know what kind of ghost/animal and pervert the nine foxes under that layer of clothes are!

Metamorphosis is indescribable in words!

Speaking of ghosts/animals, it suddenly occurred to me that Jiuhu used to use handcuffs and candles, could it be that he is a person with that kind of hobby?

I shuddered, and couldn't help but ask, "That...... Nine Fox, do you like to tie up? ”

"Huh?"

"That's why you ...... when we first met? You want to tie me up? I paused, and suddenly it occurred to me that he had amnesia, "Oh no, you don't even remember." ”

"Oh, if the first time I met the eldest lady, I used a bundle under it, then the only explanation is...... I didn't want the eldest lady to escape, and I wanted to tie up the eldest lady and put her hands on it. Nine Fox's eyes narrowed, and in the darkness, his pupils flashed with a strange light.

I took two steps back, shocked. Wait, did I remind him of something?

"If the eldest lady wants nostalgia, we can try." The corners of the nine foxes hooked the corners of their mouths, with a trace of imperceptible arc, a little evil.

"I don't want to! Last night's events ...... "My face immediately turned blue, and a certain pain beneath me reminded me from time to time of what had happened.

"Don't tell anyone else about last night!" I'm hoarse!

"Huh? Why didn't the eldest lady say it earlier? I accidentally took a photo of us covering the quilt on the bed last night and posted it to the monster forum, this is the ......" His face was dyed with a little pink, as if he was a little sorry, raised his hand and blurred a circle in the air, there were many comments and replies on it, most of them were ", the housekeeper of the tanuki family actually succeeded so quickly?" We're going to work harder......"!

I hid my face with my hands, I should have known...... I should have known about this unreliable man a long time ago.

"There will never be a next time!" I picked up the pillow and threw it at him!

"The eldest lady has a temper like this, I'm really embarrassed...... It's better to train you again. "What Jiuhu said was very sincere, I was scared.

"Okay, okay, whatever you want......" I can't go against this dangerous man anymore, my lower body reminds me. By the way, this kind of reminder is really painful, physical and psychological.

"Speaking of which, humans have a honeymoon." Nine Fox suddenly said this.

"What's that?" I got up and brushed my teeth with the pain between my legs.

"It's what newlyweds have to do." Nine Fox replied so seriously.

Could it be...... Sweet things to do for a month?!

"I guess it's what the eldest lady thinks, but I've already posted this question on the forum, so you can see what the answer is."

I clicked on the inquiry area that Jiuhu said, and there was a clear sentence written on the post - [What is a honeymoon? What to do? 】

Soon, there was a monster irrigation answer below:

There are big trees in the bright moon: probably ...... Mating \ mating for a month, right? Wait until the pregnancy may be over.

...... Mating/mating? Is that what happened last night?

Jiuhu's eyes suddenly became ambiguous when he looked at me, I covered the reply, and shook my head firmly: "I've heard that there is such a thing as excessive honeymoons, oh, it's not this!" ”

"Then the eldest lady said, what is it?"

"Yes...... It's that, I can't remember it now, but I can remember it when I see the correct answer! ”

Witty as I am, it must be right to coax Jiuhu like this, as long as you choose a correct answer......

So I looked for other responses.

The professional housekeeper of the Qinglong family: It must be such a thing as mating/mating, the life span of human beings is short, and the most important thing is not to reproduce?

Ji Yu: You're all wrong, this means going to a place called a honeymoon, and only when mating will you give birth to the best offspring!

………………

Wait, why is it all the answer to copulation/mating?

You also say that humans only remember to reproduce, obviously it's you, right?! What I pay most attention to is actually copulation/mating!

You perverts, you're really a scumbag...... In addition, why do you upload such a thing as twenty-three methods of mating/mating to Nine Foxes? I know you have a lot of resources, but this kind of thing is too ......

Can you explain to me what the hell these things are? What else is it?!

It feels like the door to another world has been opened, as if I have been instilled with something strange!

"Since the eldest lady likes ...... Then, we can only do what they say, mate/mate for a month. ”

Jiuhu buttoned the button on his throat, and a vague black mist appeared around him, and the red light in his eyes was surprisingly bright, and the corners of his mouth were slightly curled, revealing his small white fangs, which seemed to have been premeditated.

∑(°△°|||) ︴？！！

What's going on with this condescending demonic aura?! I feel like the nine foxes are going to blacken...... Yes!

So, I succumbed to the obscenity/coercion of the Nine Foxes, and it took me 300 rounds to get out of this and that.

When I got up, I managed to ...... I can only let the nine foxes carry me away (ˊ^ˋ).

"Hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you...... x1000。 "I complained so uncontrollably, the pain under my body was bursting and flowing, and it seemed that it was about to disappear, and it was all because the healing ability of the monster was too strong, and it could still be intact after three hundred rounds of the battle.

Even the advertisements of human beings playing a certain private / tight part are also using monsters as a metaphor, cough, this kind of thing, still few people know.

"If the eldest lady says this again, I can't help it."

"Huh?" What kind of perverted hobby, saying that it hates you, will also arouse sexuality/lust?!!

"I'm right to the eldest lady, but I'm in a state of picking up a gun anytime and anywhere." Jiuhu said ambiguously.

"Big ...... Big pervert. "I put the back of my hand against my lower lip and tried to turn my face to the side as much as possible not to look at the Nine Foxes, this kind of conversation is so shy.

"Speaking of which, I noticed one thing." Jiuhu leisurely, "Miss, why don't you like to eat vegetables?" ”

"Huh? Vegetable? Carrot or cabbage? ”

"All."

"You've seen ...... Cats that eat vegetables? ”

The nine foxes were silent for a moment and said, "I've seen foxes eating vegetables. ”

That's right, it's himself.

Nine Fox loves vegetarianism, and in all seriousness, he is a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat, which is a bit unbelievable.

I decided to make up why I don't like to be a vegetarian, otherwise Jiuhu will definitely bother to force me to eat because he likes to be a nanny-style boyfriend.

I touched my chin, looked at the sky and thought for a long time, and said, "This is a not very pleasant story, are you sure you want to hear it?" ”

"Hmm." He bought popcorn and Coke, and now he's sitting next to me, looking excited.

∑(°△°|||) _Do you want to look forward to it?_

"A long, long time ago, my family was very poor, you know, the tanuki clan has always been looked down upon in the monster circle."

Jiuhu chewed a popcorn: "If you come to me at that time, it would be fine, a child daughter-in-law or something, I also like it and am willing." ”

"Don't take the other off the hook, it will affect the nature of my storytelling." I lectured him, "Then, in order to save money, I only buy meat and not vegetables, because I buy both, and my family's economy does not allow it!" Got it now? I now eat meat every day to remember the bittersweet and sweet, and I can never go back to the time when I loved eating vegetables when I was a child. ”

It's a great excuse, I praise myself.

Jiuhu took a sip of Coke and raised his hand to question: "But...... Vegetables are cheaper than meat, why would the head of the house choose to buy meat instead of vegetables? ”

"Huh? This seems to be a problem as well. I pondered, "Oh, that's right, the head of the house prefers meat." He's a very strong father, what he likes to eat, what I have to eat, now you know? ”

"The head of the house seems to only like to drink."

"Well, that's me lying." There is no way, if you are exposed, you must have the courage to admit your mistakes.

"The eldest lady is really dishonest...... "Jiuhu let out a crisp laugh, "Then, let's punish it." ”

He turned his head sideways, lifted his chin slightly, and kissed me on the lips.

Or in broad daylight, showing affection in this awkward posture.

Whew, no, it's ...... It's going to be burned.

With tears in the corners of my eyes, I lowered my head with a shortness of breath.

"Since the eldest lady likes to eat meat, then in the future, eat me." Jiuhu smiled brightly, "If you mate/mate for a month, you still have 29 days to eat." ”

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