Zhong Erbing's gaze fell on the top of his head, raised his eyebrows, narrowed his eyes dangerously, reached out and pulled his stupid hair, and circled his fingers a few times: "Huh? What is the reaction to this, are you upset with me? ”

didn't expect her actions, Xiaofu was a little stunned, and then tears appeared in his eyes due to pain, and he whispered, "No." ”

Zhong Erbing let go of his hand, watching the dumb hair dangling dizzily, he felt very interesting, and couldn't help but play it again before reluctantly withdrawing his hand.

Xiaofu fixed the stupid hair with palpitations, protected it tightly, and then made a decisive and serious statement: "The master is cute." ”

Zhong Erbing nodded: "Of course." ”

Small: "......"

Fortunately, at this time, Bai Yueguang and the two appeared.

When he found Zhong Erbing's location, Bai Yueguang was holding a fluffy teddy bear in his arms, and his face was so happy that he blushed.

As soon as she saw Zhong Erbing, she couldn't wait to touch the teddy bear and show off: "How is it?" Isn't it cute, this is what we won by participating in the event, Guessing Battle! ”

When Zhong Erbing heard this, he looked her up and down suspiciously: "You...... Guessing? ”

"Hey, don't underestimate me, I'm ......" As soon as the words of boasting were halfway through, Bai Yueguang's afterglow unexpectedly glanced at Yan Muhua, who was smiling and silent beside her, she paused, and then reluctantly changed her words, "Well, in fact, there is a little credit to him...... Well, he's quite good at guessing riddles, it's really unseemly! ”

Pretending not to hear the meaning of Bai Yueguang's words, Yan Muhua smiled at Zhong Erbing with bright eyes: "Master, I still have a lot of advantages, waiting for you to discover them slowly ♂~"

Bai Yueguang snorted at him: "Sister Erbing, don't pay attention to him, he is simply a personal electric motor, just now a lot of girls came to ask for the phone, ahhhh Thinking of the experience just now, she couldn't help but hold her head and complain.

At this time, she couldn't see the indescribable infatuation with Yan Muhua at all.

When she talked about this, it aroused Yan Muhua's interest, he touched his chin and smiled politely, but what he said was very obscene: "Speaking of which, I really saw a lot of cute girls, girls are dressed very cool in this weather, which is really pleasing to the eye~"

“…… Dead rascals, get rough! ”

In addition to the fact that he particularly likes to discharge women, Yan Muhua, the male protagonist, is still very cost-effective as a whole.

Although he usually looks a little out of tune, and he is not proficient in all kinds of martial arts like Xiaofu, he doesn't know why he is not averse to doing housework, but likes to sweep the floor very much.

Even if he is doing down-to-earth work such as sweeping the floor, Yan Muhua looks extraordinarily fresh and refined, and his every move is like a painting, indescribably floating.

Moreover, Yan Muhua likes to show such skills very much, and he has to sweep the floor three times a day very diligently.

Especially when there are guests, he will sweep the floor very frequently, and the whole process is very slow, it is important to ensure that every sweeping action storyboard is very beautiful.

- Simply a proper performative personality →_→

However, there are also people who eat this set, such as Bai Yueguang, who likes to watch him sweep the floor.

Speaking of Bai Yueguang, Zhong Erbing is also a little strange, obviously she still looked like a spring heart when she first met with Yan Muhua, and she also went to the playground and participated in activities with him, but after that day, that little bit of pink disappeared completely, as if it had been formatted.

Although Bai Yueguang was still a nymphomaniac when Yan Muhua Su got up, he no longer appeared like a girl's heart, on the contrary, the two always seemed to look at each other unpleasantly, and repeatedly dismantled each other and complained about each other.

However, in terms of Yan Muhua's sweeping skills and ornamental value, even Bai Yueguang, who worked hard to pick thorns, had to admit that he really couldn't pick a bone in the egg.

On the contrary, she also secretly expressed her appreciation to Zhong Erbing and tried to poach: "Oops, he swept the floor really well, why don't you let him go to my brother's store to sweep, and we will pay him according to the treatment of interns!" ”

Zhong Erbing was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked at Yan Muhua.

At this time, it was precisely because of the arrival of Bai Yueguang, a guest, that Yan Muhua deliberately swept the floor back and forth several times in front of Zhong Erbing, and the ground was almost spotless.

She's ...... Think his appearance rate is too high, and he is deliberately talking back? Zhong Erbing thought uncertainly, carefully looked at Bai Yueguang's expression, but did not notice any clues, but she still felt strange in her heart, so she waved her hand at Yan Muhua: "It's hard work, you go and rest first." ”

Obviously kindly asked him to go down to rest, but Yan Muhua acted as if Zhong Erbing was ready to kill him, and his face immediately hung with disappointment.

He waited for a few seconds with the broom and didn't see Zhong Erbing planning to retract this order, so he had to drag the broom in disappointment and leave Zhong Erbing's sight listlessly.

Bai Yueguang stretched his neck to look at his back, and it wasn't until he disappeared from sight that he reluctantly withdrew his gaze and sighed: "Hey, why did you let him go in a good way, he looked quite disappointed." ”

Zhong Erbing was stunned: "...... Ah, but, didn't you imply that I let him go? ”

Bai Yueguang felt confused at first, and only reacted after recalling it for a while, and couldn't help crying and laughing, "Oh, Sister Erbing, you don't think I'm joking, right?" I'm serious! ”

Infected by her "serious" attitude, Zhong Erbing also cooperated and repeated in a serious tone: "Serious...... Let him go to your shop as a performative cleaner? ”

Bai Yueguang chuckled, then waved his hand while laughing and explained: "No, my brother recently opened a small shop, specializing in selling pen, ink, paper and inkstone, just let him go to the door to write big characters to help promote it." ”

"Ah, okay, I'll ask him when I get back."

Oh yes, I have to say, in addition to Yan Muhua these days, Xiaofu is also weird.

Not long after Yan Muhua was driven away, Xiaofu appeared with a gloomy aura dragging a mop.

He carefully dragged every inch of the ground that Yan Muhua swept several times, not letting go of any edge and corner. By the time he walked away with a mop on his brisk footsteps, the ground could be illuminated.

Zhong Erbing and Bai Yueguang's eyes followed him until he left the living room, and then the two looked at each other. After a long time, the corners of Bai Yueguang's mouth twitched and he spoke: "Are you playing ...... game of 'you sing and I will appear'?" ”

Zhong Erbing was about to speak, when suddenly a piercing scream came from inside the house.

This voice was too sharp, so Zhong Erbing didn't hear whose voice it was for a while, and thought that there was some uninvited guest at home.

The smile on his face was slightly raised, and Zhong Erbing pulled Bai Yueguang: "Let's go over and have a look." ”

"Help!"

"Help, someone!"

"Ahhhhh

……

As the two approached step by step, the voice became louder and louder, and it became more and more heartbreaking, as if the person who spoke out would be in danger of his life in the next second.

They finally followed the sound and stopped at the door of a certain room.

Bai Yueguang took a deep breath, his face showed a look of death, and he held Zhong Erbing's hand tightly and was about to push open this evil door [fog], but Zhong Erbing stopped her.

Eh, is Sister Er Bing scared? It was rare to see Zhong Erbing showing such a little girl's side, Bai Yueguang felt a little joy in her heart inexplicably, thinking that there was another person next to her who was dependent on her and needed [Great Fog] her, she suddenly felt full of pride, and she was not even afraid of the unknown danger in front of her.

"Don't be afraid, I'll protect you!" The words swirled around her mouth, but they were silently swallowed back when she noticed Zhong Erbing's thoughtful expression.

Ah, she's so good ^_^ at reading things like this!

At this time, Zhong Erbing next to him of course didn't know that Bai Yueguang was already out of the world, but looked at the door in front of him with a strange expression.

Wait, this ...... Isn't this room, Isn't it Muhua's?

Only then did Zhong Erbing realize that the voice was indeed a bit like Yan Muhua, but it was so distorted and distorted that she didn't hear it at all.

But maybe something bad happened, Zhong Erbing soon stopped thinking about it, and hurriedly pushed the door in.

However, the scene in front of her made her jaw drop-

The fairy-like man, who has always been elegant, noble, and unhurried, climbed desperately on the windowsill with his hands and feet at this time, looking like he wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the building.

At the same time, he looked back at the ground anxiously, as if he had been frightened by something.

Until Zhong Erbing and the two appeared at the door of the room, he still closed his eyes and screamed loudly, and his voice was sharper than that of a woman.

Zhong Erbing: "......"

In an instant, several Weibo topics scrambled to pop up in my mind.

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……

"What's wrong with you?" Although he felt a little subtle about his image at this time, in line with the principle of humanitarian care, Zhong Erbing still didn't care about laughing at him, and carefully patrolled the ground three times with his sight, but he didn't find the reason.

Hearing her voice, Yan Muhua immediately rushed over from the windowsill as if he had seen a savior.

Probably because the speed was too fast, Zhong Erbing was stunned and didn't notice how he came to him.

After rushing to Zhong Erbing's side, Yan Muhua didn't say a word, he quickly wrapped himself around Zhong Erbing like a koala, regardless of the fact that he was a head taller than her, and the situation of "big birds and people" looked very funny.

For example, Bai Yueguang next to her, although she tried hard to look stricter with her face strained, but judging from her stiff facial expression at this time and Zhong Erbing's understanding of her, her inner activities at this time must be a series of "too beautiful pictures to look at 2333333".

"What the hell are you ......" Zhong Erbing grabbed his arm and tried to pull him down, but he couldn't get rid of it because he hugged him too tightly. In desperation, Zhong Erbing had no choice but to take such a posture, intending to ask the ins and outs of the matter first.

"Just now...... Unexpectedly, as soon as he started, he was interrupted by a haunting voice-

"You ......" Xiaofu, who was also attracted by Yan Muhua's screams, stood at the door, staring blankly at the scene in front of him.

As if receiving some kind of signal, the dull hair on the top of his head suddenly glowed green, and the top of his head looked green.

"Can't you see it? My master and I are enjoying the hug of love ♂~" It seems that he has received some kind of signal, and the performative personality of Yan Muhua, who was still shaking like a sieve just now, went online in time, and he leaned on Zhong Erbing with a charming face, and talked nonsense with a fairy face.

Clearly feeling that his body was still trembling, Zhong Erbing hesitated, but still did a good job in the psychological construction of humanitarian care and did not demolish him.

Xiaofu pursed his lips and looked at Zhong Erbing with a blank eye, probably wanting a reasonable explanation, and his eyes seemed to be a little aggrieved.

Ah, what a poor little pet. Zhong Erbing's heart softened, and he was about to explain, but Yan Muhua preempted Zhong Erbing's statement and put his face closer to Zhong Erbing's face more affectionately; "Don't waste your energy, you are so stupid, the master will not ...... you at all"

Before his words fell, as if he had been poked at a certain lightning point, Xiaofu's eyes suddenly turned cold, and without saying a word, he took out a weapon from his waist that he had never seen before. I didn't see the assembly, and when I raised my hand, I aimed at Yan Muhua with an expressionless face.

The whole process took no more than three seconds, and the others present did not react at all.

As for Yan Muhua himself, he was even more surprised, although at the moment when the danger came, he reflexively turned his head and narrowly avoided this dark arrow, but he showed a palpitating appearance afterwards.

After Yan Muhua calmed his breath for a while, his eyes wandered to Xiaofu's waist and his cold eyes, in the face of such a threat, he didn't dare to provoke again, he honestly climbed down from Zhong Erbing, and even consciously moved away from Zhong Erbing.

And Zhong Erbing and Bai Yueguang's eyes were about to fall at this time.

How did such a weapon of mass destruction come to him?