251 Survive to the End (2)
Boss Wu looked at Daoist Yun Zhen and sighed in his heart. This fang is a strange person, and there are really a few brushes. He deserves to be called the king of tongues.
This guy is not only active, sharp-toothed, and pretending to be stupid is unmatched. It can be said that it is difficult to find in the world, and it is ancient and modern.
For the sake of a little dough, he was so quick and wise, but he used it in the wrong place. If it had been used in cultivation, I am afraid that it would have broken through to the Great Grandmaster long ago.
The most important thing is to pretend to be stupid in front of the master and fool the grandfather. Isn't this Guan Gong playing a big knife in front of him, and talking about the butcher in front of Ku Ding?
You old Taoist will pretend to be stupid, won't Wu Mou?
Thinking about it in his heart, he kept talking: "Oh? What did the Taoist chief say? Wu didn't hear clearly. As he spoke, he gave a puzzled look. But there was a smile on his face.
The three people in front of Lao Dao are masters, and they know their meaning in the blink of an eye, clasping their hands together, silently chanting 'Amitabha Buddha', looking at Lao Dao's face full of compassion for my Buddha, that is called a fake, like gloating.
The fat dragon and the thin tiger are the masters of the pit and abduction, pretending to be stupid and fooling people is the best at it, it can be said that he is a master of this way, he has insight into the deep meaning of the words, and he can't help shrinking his neck, looking at the old Taoist with deserved eyes, still staring at his buttocks, these two lack of virtue and are old and strong.
Hearing this, looking at the auctioneer's puzzled eyes and playful smile, Daoist Yun Zhen immediately understood, and secretly said in his heart, 'It's not good', how can I forget this stubble, I really want to give myself a big mouth, so I really lift a stone and shoot myself in the foot.
This guy in front of him is really powerful, and he uses his strength to fight with perfect fire, which has the meaning of treating others in the way of others.
Look at this guy pretending to be stupid and stunned, listening to this fang's words, it clearly means that he didn't hear the words clearly, but in fact he implied that there was no such thing as Buddha fat, if he was a little careless, let alone a little dough, even the duck in his hand could fly.
Hey, this little ghost is really not a mortal, he is really a talented person from generation to generation, and he has led the way for hundreds of years. It seems that the fish and the bear's paw cannot be both, and the old man should retreat bravely, otherwise, the hair will not be caught.
However, even though the old man sighed to himself, he lost the verbal confrontation. But these words can still be said to be a little subtle.
Thoughts in my heart, but blinking. Thinking of this, Yun Dao Chang shook the dust, twisted his long hair in his hand, and looked at the auctioneer with a smile like a chrysanthemum: "Hehe." The treasure was in front of him, and the old man was excited when he saw the Buddha's heart, and he got carried away for a while, and hoped that the martial arts would be forgiven. Then again, what Wu Xian said was a wise saying. ”
Speaking of this, the dust shook and his face was full of shame: "Hey, Lao Dao thought he had looked down on fame and fortune, but he didn't expect to see Chongbao, and he was still a little excited in his heart." No matter how strong a warrior is, that's still a human being!
can't escape the seven emotions and six desires. Or Wu Xianfeng thinks long-term, and his words are like heavenly sounds, which makes me feel a lot. The old man is far from being as good as him, and he has lived for so many years in vain. It's not as good as a hairy boy, hey. After sighing, he sat down with a 'chirp'.
This scene happened so quickly, from the auctioneer's doubts, to the old man sitting down, it was only a dozen breaths.
Many warriors thought that the old way was like the green pine straight and straight, no matter how strong the wind was, it would not fall. The auctioneer just said that he was going to make a killer move, and after you sighed, what do you mean by sitting down? Could it be that the tongue king on the rivers and lakes is cowardly? I couldn't help but look at the old way.
At this time, Yun Zhendao's face was indifferent, and he flicked three strands of long hair from time to time, with a high-ranking posture, as if nothing had happened. He turned a deaf ear to the gaze of everyone around him, and even the surprised gaze of the Qingling Dao Master beside him was also ignored.
Boss Wu looked at this guy and despised him in his heart. The sycophant wizard is really extraordinary, look at how beautiful that is.
In addition to flattery, the words are vague and ambiguous, and no one knows what it means, not to lose face, but also to keep the Buddha's fat.
This fang is so cunning and cunning, and he has been fooled in a few words! It seems that this guy has been obsessed with this way and has been doing it for a long time.
Thinking of this, he turned his eyes to the three of them: "Three masters, if you are tired, please sit back and the auction will continue." ”
"Amitabha, good, good. The three monks clasped their hands together.
Lichen looked at Yunzhen Dao Chang: "Dao Chief, I have a saying in Buddhism, cause and effect, cause and effect, today's cause will be fruitful in the future, and chance will not wait for anyone." After speaking, the big bald head shook and strode away with the two junior brothers.
The auctioneer looked at the majestic back of the master, and couldn't help but praise in his heart, this bald donkey's eyes are really poisonous, and he can guess a thing or two.
Throwing down the wooden card in his hand, he looked at Daoist Yunzhen who was doing nothing: "Since Daoist has admitted defeat, then Wu won't say anything." However, seeing that you are a strange person, I will nag a few more words.
You are stuck in the bottleneck of the congenital peak for more than 20 years, and you are not allowed to step into the liquid pill. But there is a reason, without him, that is, I care too much about your bullshit king, even if you can win the world, what is the use?
You have no intention of being different from others, you are deliberately pursuing, caring about statements, engaging in debate competitions, and promoting your name as a king.
For fear of being taken away, if you die to save face, you will suffer from it, and if you are too obsessed, it will be difficult to step into the realm of liquid pills. Wu Mou's words are all here, and he hopes to do it himself. ”
Regardless of the ugly expression on Lao Dao's face, he shook one hand forward: "Everyone, due to some trivial matters, the auction has been temporarily terminated, but it has made you laugh." As he spoke, he bowed slightly.
Raising his eyes to look at everyone, he smiled: "Hehe, there are more than 600 people present, if everyone comes, then the auction will not need to be carried out." Wu's ugly words are ahead, and any doubts can be raised. But if you make something out of nothing and maliciously disrupt the auction, Hugh blames Wu for not being emotional. At the end, there was a fierce glint in his eyes.
Seeing this scene, many warriors had a smile on their faces, and someone swept their eyes and nodded their heads, calling the smiling tiger in their hearts.
After sweeping his gaze, Martial God Tian's voice continued to sound: "Everyone, the Buddha fat is right in front of you, and you must have been impatient for a long time. Well, the auction continues. ”
Raising the glass bottle in his hand: "The first Buddha Fat was obtained by the Seventeenth Dragon Cloud Gate Yunzhen Dao Leader." Congratulations to the chief for making a good start. ”
Between the words, he also bowed his hand to Yun Zhendao and said goodbye. It's like everything before was an illusion. At this time, his face was full of sincere smiles like that of the master, cordial and harmonious, which can be described as a spring breeze.
Yun Zhen Dao Chang is not an ordinary person, he has long recovered his master's demeanor, his face is full of indifference, and when he heard that the Buddha fat was photographed by himself, it was regarded as dust landing, and a smile appeared on his face.
"Hehe, Wu Xian is polite, thank you Wu Xian for taking care of it!" Seeing that the auctioneer was happy, he grabbed in front of the Qingling Dao Chief, shook the dust, smiled harmoniously on his face, and bowed back to him. It's as if nothing had happened.
Seeing the two of them like this, the warriors around them couldn't help but be amazed. The three monks looked left and right, and sighed in their hearts that neither of them was good at stubble. The fat dragon and thin tiger are still staring at the old way, and their eyes are still nostalgic somewhere. The new sycophant wizard can be said to have a lot of benefits.
Reaching out to put the glassware on the tray, Martial God Tian pointed to another bottle and glanced back and forth at the martial artist in front of him: "Everyone, the heavy treasure can't be missed." The reserve price of the second Buddha fat auction is twenty elixirs, and each price increase shall not be less than five elixirs, and the auction begins. ”
, "Thirty elixirs." Before he could finish speaking, someone raised the number plate. Seeing that someone took the lead, those who were interested in Buddha fat were all competing for cards.
"Forty elixirs. ”
"Forty-five elixirs. ”
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Soon, the auction hall resounded with the sound of bidding one after another, and the atmosphere was even worse than before, after all, there was one less Buddha fat.
Even after this insignificant episode of Yun Zhen Dao Chang, many martial artists were in the mentality of watching the show, and it was a pity that the first Buddha fat was snatched away by this trick.
At this time, the auction continued, the heavy treasure was in front of him, there were only eighteen bottles left, and the three masters were ready to overwhelm people with their bare arms. Who wants to miss it? Who still remembers Yun Zhen Lao Dao, the king of the tongue of the rivers and lakes?
Everyone in the auction hall roared like thunder, one person shouted to bid, and many people bid only halfway through the number plate, and the fight was extremely fierce.
The number of elixirs continues to increase, and the reserve price of Buddha fat has doubled. The auctioneer had no chance to interject and liven up the atmosphere. Constantly looking away, he smiled at the person who was bidding.
"Ten thousand-year-old medicines. "In just three or two minutes, the reserve price of Buddha fat has increased dozens of times. When Shui Lingyun shouted out ten old medicines, no one in the hall continued to follow the price, and it seemed a little quiet.
After waiting for a while, Martial God Tian looked straight ahead, and his voice was also resounding: "No. 6 and ten thousand-year-old medicines, are there any higher prices?"
Seeing that no one raised their cards to bid on the left and right, after a few breaths, according to the auction process, he glanced back and forth in front of him, and asked again: "Ten thousand-year-old medicines are out on the sixth, can you have a higher price here?"
There was still no response. "One, two, three. The sound of counting resounded in the hall, and after three sounds, the final word was made: "That is it, the deal." Congratulations to the second Buddha fat that was auctioned on the sixth. Congratulations. ”
While speaking, the old man also smiled and said goodbye to the red hand. The latter got up and returned the salute, and his ruddy old face smiled like a chrysanthemum.
After the second point was auctioned, the auctioneer did not delay, pointing to the Buddha fat on the tray: "Everyone, the reserve price of the third Buddha fat is twenty elixirs, and each increase in price shall not be less than five elixirs, and the auction will begin." ”
"Forty elixirs. Before the words fell, a loud voice resounded throughout the hall, and the eardrums buzzed. The auctioneer looked sideways, heh! The slippery head was very piercing, who else could there be if it wasn't dust?
At this time, the master didn't show his chest and bare breasts with bare shoulders, but just rolled up his sleeves, his face was solemn and serious, and there were two horses waving flags and shouting beside him. Looking at this posture, it is a must-win for the Buddha.
However, Buddha fat is a great treasure, and no one wants to miss it. It doesn't matter if you are a bald donkey or not, it is useful to look at the momentum and bluff?
"Fifty elixirs. Before the master could finish speaking, a voice followed. The auctioneer raised his eyes, and it was the Tianshui Gate Elder Xiang. Xiang Old Man doesn't bother with how to deal with the eldest woman when he goes back.
At this time, he squinted at the monk, his face was full of disdain, and his loud voice echoed in the hall, and he was competing with the master for power, which can be described as high-spirited.
"Sixty elixirs. ”
"Sixty-five elixirs. ”
"Eighty elixirs. ”
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"Someone took the lead, and many warriors were not to be left behind, and they raised their cards to bid, and suddenly, the shouts were like a tide, wave after wave. Listening to everyone's shouts, Manager Wu's eyes moistened.