"No, Tim, Hemp, Annoying?" Zhong Erbing said word by word and coldly.

"That's good, that's good!" Guan San couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and patted his chest with relief...... Oh wait! He suddenly reacted in hindsight, what she said just now seemed to be a rhetorical question?!

After reacting, Guan San looked cautiously again, and sure enough, Zhong Erbing's face was clearly about to turn black into a tablecloth!

Under Guan San's frightened gaze, Zhong Erbing tore off the vegetable leaves above his head in slow motion, and then pulled over the disheveled clothes, and said viciously: "You, say, what? ”

There was still joy and excitement around [fog], but Guan San felt that his heart had sunk to the bottom, he and the store manager avoided Zhong Erbing's eyes that wanted to kill, trembling like two trembling groundhogs, while thinking about his previous convictions, he was not confident enough to make a pale defense for himself: "This ...... It's all a misunderstanding! Listen to me......"

Although he vaguely knew the result in his heart, he still had a glimmer of hope, but in the next second, Zhong Erbing still roared as expected: "Take her and get out-"

"Let's go!" In just a few minutes of speaking, the store manager and Guan San were also smashed with a few broken vegetable leaves by enthusiastic fans, whether it was out of the threat of fans or Zhong Erbing, Guan San had no intention of staying. He wolf-wrenched the vegetable leaves above his head, dragged the store manager and prepared to slip away.

Yan Muhua, who was in the middle of the encirclement, was absentmindedly coping with the enthusiasm of the girls, at this time, Yu Guang glanced at Zhong Erbing's face, and poked out a paw from the pile of sisters very eye-catchingly, grabbed Guan San, who had forgotten himself, and said loudly quickly: "Wait, take me with you!" ”

However, her actions drew outrage from fans, and screams and protests filled each other's ears.

"Ahhh

"Why are you following these two old men?!"

"You two old men dare to touch our male god!"

"Let go of your dirty hands!"

"Ahhh

……

Because of Yan Muhua's actions, Guan San was rewarded with several extra vegetable leaves, and even a rotten egg was smashed by the aunt who sold eggs downstairs.

He shuddered, wiped a handful of egg wash on his face with his sleeve, and quickly shook off Yan Muhua's hand, but he didn't expect this "ruthless" action to cause dissatisfaction among fans:

"Why are you so fierce! To our male god, you stinky old man! ”

"The male god is so pitiful, woo, it's really unladylike!"

"Fuck off, you bastard!"

……

Whatever you do is wrong!

In the end, Guan San was chased by a group of crazy fans, and his assistant dragged Mu Lanhua's head and ran away with her legs.

Although her switch has been turned off and the identity of the custom male protagonist has been exposed, fans are still very angry about it, chasing Guan San and the two for several streets, and the wave almost drowned Guan San.

The original high-spirited Guan Sanyi's oily hair was blown into a killing Matt shape by the wind, and even his shoes fell out in the process of escaping.

Although the process of Guan San and the two of them was comparable to the speed of life and death, they still managed to escape from the fans without danger, but Zhong Erbing had to clean up the mess left by Mu Lanhua.

Despite the help of Xiaofu, it took a long time to clean up the garbage left by fans at home.

Zhong Erbing wanted to apply for a return directly, but the store downstairs had already closed unpredictably, and the customer service phone had become busy, so she jumped to her feet angrily: "This Guan San, it's really ......"

Seeing that Zhong Erbing was in a bad mood, the dull hair on the top of Xiaofu's head shook, and two words popped out: "Bad review!" ”

Hey?

Can you still give a bad review?

Zhong Erbing was immediately attracted by this word, and turned his puzzled gaze to Xiaofu.

Xiaofu received the signal she transmitted, and diligently opened the official website of 123 Romance and adjusted the page for feedback after the sale.

"Well done!" Zhong Erbing sat down in front of the computer with great joy, and vented all the complaints that had been brewing for a while, and before he knew it, he had written a long comment of 1,000 words with a crackle.

The moment he clicked "Send", Zhong Erbing suddenly had a feeling of revenge.

However, this wonderful feeling only lasted for a few seconds - as soon as she posted the review, the webpage showed "503", "502", "First born first", ......

All the text has been replaced by the same article name!

This kind of brainwashing-like visual impact made Zhong Erbing's whole person feel bad.

This is...... Convulsions?

"It's so insidious!" Zhong Erbing commented angrily.

Guan San must have done something to deliberately make the web page convulsive, so that the buyer's bad reviews can't be sent.

"No wonder the pages are all positive!"

Guan San, who was disheveled and finally got home, sneezed.

"Hmph, even then I won't give up on returning the goods." Zhong Erbing stretched out her hand, and Xiaofu bent down to rub her hair cooperatively, "It's enough for me to have you." ”

Such sweet words made Xiaofu swaying with joy, and he volunteered: "Get up early tomorrow." ”

After getting along for such a long time, Zhong Erbing has become accustomed to this different way of communicating with him, she nodded, and said clearly: "You must get up early tomorrow to apply for a return, right?" ”

"Yes."

Zhong Erbing nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, I'm really fed up, drive away all these messy male protagonists, or let's live happily together." ”

A world for two? The silly fur on the top of Xiaofu's head shrank back shyly.

However, to the great disappointment of both of them, Guan San did not give them this opportunity, and informed the branch staff early the next morning to send the next male protagonist to the door.

Before dawn, Zhong Erbing and the others were woken up by the sound of the doorbell.

As soon as they opened the door, they saw a young boy with a delicate face, wearing a pair of heavy square-rimmed glasses on his face, a baggy pullover sweater and jeans, and a sleepy-eyed and listless appearance.

As soon as they met, the other party looked at the two of them with eyes full of gossip, and suddenly thought of something, and his eyes lit up, and then he couldn't wait to take out a small book and a pen from his bag, and muttered while writing something on the notebook: "That's right, that's it!" The daily ...... of the grumpy queen and the cute little white face"

"Are you ......" Zhong Erbing's suspicion turned into helplessness when he saw the mark on his head, and the conversation changed, "What are you writing?" ”

The new male protagonist stiffened, quickly put away the notebook, coughed lightly to cover it, and then pretended to stretch out a hand: "Introduce yourself, I am the new male protagonist of the master, I ......"

Before the words fell, Zhong Erbing and Xiaofu glanced at each other tacitly and prepared to close the door.

Hmph, don't, it's a lazy lazy guy at first glance! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Seeing that the situation was not good, the new male protagonist quickly stopped his plan to make a tirade, and said quickly: "Wait-the first time we met, I also brought you a big gift!" ”

Gift? Zhong Erbing's ears moved, and his movements couldn't help but slow down a little.

The new male protagonist hurriedly handed something to her with a very eye-catching look.

Zhong Erbing looked down and found that it was the notebook he had just written something on it, and he was very puzzled, and was about to open it, when the new male protagonist suddenly shouted nervously: "No! Got it wrong! As soon as the words fell, he quickly put the notebook back and gave Zhong Erbing a big red envelope instead.

Zhong Erbing was stunned for a moment, but still took the red envelope: "What is this?" ”

She opened the red envelope suspiciously, but she didn't expect that there were a few red Grandpa Mao inside, and Zhong Erbing's eyes were straight!

"Hehe, a little courtesy is not a respect." The new male protagonist rubbed his hands and asked expectantly, "Can you let me in now?" ”

With a soft hand, Zhong Erbing's refusal blurted out was silently swallowed back by her, and in Xiaofu's reluctant gaze, she rarely showed a smile: "Come in and sit down." ”

As soon as the new male protagonist entered the door, Zhong Erbing suddenly thought of a strict question, her face was solemn, and she couldn't wait to ask, "Where did you get the money?" Did you pick it up? ”

As soon as this idea came to mind, all kinds of reliable and unreliable speculations popped up one after another, which made her feel terrified. Where did the male protagonist who just left the factory get the money? Could it be stolen? Robbed?

Although he regards money as his life, Zhong Erbing still has his own bottom line, and this kind of ill-gotten wealth must not be taken.

Thinking of this, her face changed: "Quickly return it." ”

"Return?" The new male protagonist was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, smiled shyly, and helped his glasses, "Don't worry, my money was obtained through legitimate means." ”

Without waiting for Zhong Erbing to speak again, he gave her another reassurance: "My program does not allow me to do things that violate the law and discipline, and I am a good citizen who respects the law." ”

The big stone in Zhong Erbing's heart couldn't help falling.

The new male protagonist saw the curiosity on her face, and explained lightly: "Actually, I just borrowed two yuan from someone else to buy a lottery ticket a few days ago, but I didn't expect to be lucky and got five hundred yuan." ”

Zhong Erbing was just about to praise him for his good luck, and he continued.

"Then I paid back the money and went to buy a lottery ticket again, and I won the lottery again."

……

Zhong Erbing's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Buying a lottery ticket and winning the lottery repeatedly?

Did she find a treasure?