【Chapter 2】Lu Yunfeng, Dog Language Level 10.

There was only one light in the living room, and a man and a dog stared wide-eyed.

Two hours ago, Lu Yunfeng promised his friend to adopt the dog temporarily.

Two hours later, he felt a little regretful.

He moved the corners of his mouth and spoke: "From now on, you will be called Ergou." ”

The dog first looked at him deeply, let out two whimperes from his throat, and then slapped his paw twice and turned his head angrily, not wanting to look at Lu Yunfeng a second time.

Lu Yunfeng said with a smile: "What's the matter, you still don't want to?" ”

He stepped forward and pinched the collar around the dog's neck, and found that there were three big characters written on the tag: Wang Zilang.

"Your name?" Lu Yunfeng was a little stunned, "No, Xue Huai gave you this name?" ”

If you can give a dog that name, it must be sick!

The dog twisted its head in the other direction again, and the whole dog lay on the ground, apparently not intending to deal with the human in front of him.

At this time, Lu Yunfeng's interest came up, he also squatted down, stretched out his hand to caress the dog's head, and smiled slightly: "Zi He Lang, you will call Lao Tzu Ergou!" ”

“…… Whew. ".

Lu Yunfeng, who successfully bullied a dog, was obviously in a good mood at this time, he took out the chain given by Xue Huai and tied the dog to the balcony first, and then walked into the kitchen to prepare to solve today's dinner.

There is still a note left for me by my roommate on the refrigerator a few days ago, to the effect that he will not come back because of something recently.

Lu Yunfeng looked at it again, took off the note from the refrigerator, rubbed it and threw it into the trash.

The other party is a senior of the same school who has been two terms older than him.,Recently, I've been busy with my thesis and graduation project.,Almost all stayed in the school's real room.,I haven't come back.,It's estimated that it won't take a few days to move out of here.。

While washing the vegetables, Lu Yunfeng casually thought about what requirements he should write when he hired a roommate after the senior moved out, such as not smoking, being single...... There was a frenzied dog barking on the balcony.

Oh...... Lu Yunfeng thought distraughtly, and he had to indicate that he had a stupid dog.

He put down the half-washed dish in his hand, wiped it off on the apron hanging next to him, and walked to the balcony. The second dog was jumping and chasing his tail, and he was still screaming in his mouth.

"Shut up."

"Whoa, whoa!" Why aren't dogs allowed to talk!

The second dog can be regarded as out of the way, and he barks at Lu Yunfeng more than once.

"Stop screaming."

"Whoa, whoa!" Just know that if you bully a dog, people will ignore you!

Seeing this, the corners of Lu Yunfeng's mouth raised a vicious arc: "Okay, you continue to call." ”

He turned around and went into the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, then thought about it and went into the bathroom and took out an electric razor, "Come on, you choose one." He buzzed with his razor, and the kitchen knife in his other hand was still grinding on it.

Ergou: "...... Oh. ”

The sky outside was already a little dark, and the street lights on both sides of the downstairs walkway happened to be lit up at this time, and a few car horns sounded from time to time in the community.

Lu Yunfeng stared outside for a while, and his gaze fell back on Ergou. The afterglow of the setting sun just fell on the side of his face, and the golden red light blurred the contours of his cheeks, and the whole person looked softer and softer.

Ergou cautiously took two steps back.

"Now Ansheng?" Lu Yunfeng said.

The husky, who had just made a good noise, whimpered quietly, and a pair of ice blue eyes secretly turned upward, staring at Lu Yunfeng cautiously.

"Did Xue Huai never hit you?"

"You've got a big temper."

"If you can understand me, if you understand, you will snort." Lu Yunfeng turned off the vibrating razor and put it on the ground behind him with the kitchen knife.

Ergou was silent.

"Now pretend you don't understand me? I thought you were a good man. ”

“……”

“…… Woof. ”

Lu Yunfeng was so angry that he lost his temper, and stepped forward and stroked two handfuls of dog heads vigorously. Ergou thought that the other party was coming to beat him, so he hurriedly closed his eyes nervously, but with the terrible barking of the dog, it was Lu Yunfeng who fell on his head, although it was a little rough, but it was not particularly rough......

"Isn't that pretty good?" Lu Yunfeng patted him, and then smiled again, "Oh, like this, you just thought I was going to beat you?" ”

Ergou continued to stare at Lu Yunfeng cautiously with those ice-blue eyes.

If he hadn't been a dog, he would have been flushed by now.

Lu Yunfeng was very satisfied with the current appearance of Ergou, and suddenly felt that it was not a wrong thing to bring it back. He remembered the scene at Xue Huai's house not long ago, so he asked, "Why are you so fierce to Xue Huai and don't like him so much?" ”

Ergou: "...... are you talking to me?"

I'm a dog.

Oh my God, you don't expect me to answer you, do you?

Lu Yunfeng: "......" MDZZ.

Today is definitely evil.

Do I still expect a dog to answer me?

He held his forehead, a little helpless: "I'm going to make dinner now, can you be quiet here?" ”

"Wang."

After that, the husky really lay on the balcony according to what Lu Yunfeng said, his eyes blinked, and his big paws occasionally slapped twice on the ground.

Lu Yunfeng came out after cooking dinner, and the other party was trying to stuff a paw into his mouth.

Lu Yunfeng: ......

Two dogs: ......

Ergou calmly took out his paws, humming left and right, just not looking directly at Lu Yunfeng's gaze.

Fucking shame.

I'm just itching with my paws!

Lu Yunfeng laughed out loud.

He put a pot of rice mixed with broth in front of Ergou and said, "I'm going to buy you dog food tomorrow, let's take it today." ”

As he spoke, he stroked two more handfuls of the dog's head.

At this time, he was already convinced that the husky he had just adopted was actually a genius dog with high intelligence and human nature, and he had no doubt that the other party could understand his every word.

Sure enough, after putting his nose into the basin and sniffing it twice, the second dog began to eat heavily.

Lu Yunfeng stared at it for a while, then walked to the table and began to settle his dinner.

A gaze crept behind him.

Lu Yunfeng pretended not to see the little eyes staring at him, and ate without changing his face. He was thinking about when he was free to take Ergou to the hospital for a check-up, and he got the vaccine that should be vaccinated, and he would settle down at home in the future.

As for those little bugs...... Let's change it slowly in the future.

Ergou suddenly had a cold shiver for some reason, and felt that Lu Yunfeng seemed to be looking at him, so he hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to be serious about eating.

Lu Yunfeng hooked his mouth, and was about to say something, but the mobile phone placed on the side of the dining table rang at this time.

Xue Huai called.

He waited for a while and answered the phone.

"Brother Feng!" The other party's tone was a little anxious.

"Well, something?"

"I just forgot to tell you, this dog's name is Wang Zilang, you call it something else and it doesn't care about you, and ah, it's a bit of a picky eater, it's best to add some meat to its meal on weekdays......"

"Wang Zilang?" Lu Yunfeng pressed the phone down and said to the balcony, "Ergou, are you done eating?" ”

For a moment, the restless world was quiet.

A small dog barking came from the balcony, but it just happened to reach the ears of the person on the other side of the phone.

The other side was silent for a while, and then said tentatively: "Brother Feng...... Who are the two dogs? ”

"It's your dog—oh, it's mine now." Lu Yunfeng's tone was relaxed, "His name is Ergou now." ”

Xue Huai: "......"

Why?! It's not fair!

Xue Huai sensed the deep malice of his former pet towards him.

After hanging up the phone and tidying up the dining table and kitchen, Lu Yunfeng walked to the balcony and unchained the husky who had been tied there for a long time.

Ergou looked at Lu Yunfeng with vigilance in his eyes, and when Lu Yunfeng's hand touched him, he also reflexively arched his body and wanted to dodge to the side.

Lu Yunfeng frowned, but it was not good to be too entangled with a dog.

"Come with me to the bathroom, I'll give you a shower." As he spoke, Lu Yunfeng walked in the direction of the bathroom. However, the dog behind him did not follow, and after he walked a few steps, he found that the second dog was still in place, thinking that he didn't understand, so he turned around and said, "Why don't you keep up?" It's too dirty, come with me to the shower. ”

He also made a gesture of holding his head unkempt.

To his surprise, instead of stepping forward after hearing this, Ergou shook his head and quickly retreated.

"Woo-woo-" The cry was almost pleading.

Lu Yunfeng suddenly felt that he might have realized a problem.

"Are you ......," he said tentatively, "afraid of taking a bath?" ”

The second dog lay down on the spot and buried his face between his two front legs.

"Why, haven't you ever seen a husky who doesn't like to take a bath?!

Lu Yunfeng was amused by this look, and walked patiently to Ergou's side and said, "That's not good, it's dirty, I don't want you to sleep if you don't take a bath." ”

"Whoa!" Don't, don't, don't!

"Come on, Ergou."

"Whoa!" No good no good no good way!

Ergou's beautiful big tail was wagging angrily behind him at this time, firmly and firmly expressing his protest against the absolution of dogs' nature by bathing.

Lu Yunfeng finally straightened his face: "The hair is too dirty, you can only shave if you don't wash it." ”

Ergou: ".................." Ma Ma helps why this human always beats my hair idea QAQ

Lu Yunfeng finally got his wish and dragged a reluctant dog into the bathroom.

He tested the temperature of the water with his hand until he felt that the temperature was just right, and then said to the second dog who was cowering in the corner of the door, "Okay, come here." ”

"Whew-" Is it really impossible not to go......

"Obedient."

"Whew...... "I'll cry to show you!"

"Hurry up." Lu Yunfeng's face stiffened again, as if his patience was about to run out.

Two dogs: ......

He lowered his head and walked slowly towards Lu Yunfeng.

While walking, he secretly rolled his eyes and peeked at Lu Yunfeng.

Lu Yunfeng was already overjoyed in his heart, but his face was still as black as the bottom of the pot, he coughed twice, and sure enough, he saw a certain Wang speed up his pace and run to him with a smoke.

"Lean against the faucet."

Ergou immediately did so.

Lu Yunfeng nodded, turned on the shower head that had just been temporarily resting on the bathtub, and after confirming that the water temperature was normal, he sprayed it on Ergou......

- "Whoa, whoa! Fuck - your uncle burned the dog! ”

“………………”

Lu Yunfeng's first reaction was: What kind of calf, I have tried the water temperature, and it is just right. Please do not question the professionalism of a top student in veterinary medicine.

Lu Yunfeng's second reaction was...... Who is the hell Nima said to me that he is not allowed to become a fine man after the founding of the country?!!

I'm going to call the police!!