Chapter 62: Immortal Jump
The name on Ma Yi's passport is Niu Dazhuang, a name that is so dirty that it is scum, but it is also in line with the temperament of the real local tyrants in China. So when he took the passport from Manager Kong, he was originally unhappy and accepted it after Manager Kong's patient explanation. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In fact, Ma Yi is not a hypocritical person, Niu Dazhuang's name is just a cover, since it is good in the island country, it will be used.
After paying the deposit for the room, the waiter took him to the room. Ma Yi looked around, the room facilities are average, and his own Binhai International Hotel can not be compared, the difference is not one or two grades, but the sanitary conditions are OK, the floor, mattress are clean and tidy. Ma Yi put down the salute he carried, then took a cold shower, and lay down on the bed ~ to rest. After a long journey, Ma Yi fought with the island air force on the way, and he was actually a little tired, but when he was lying on a strange bed, he couldn't sleep, and he couldn't sleep when he counted sheep to 1,890.
He simply got up, put on his trousers, and sat down in front of the window in contemplation. Suddenly, he remembered a question, that is, although he teased the island country's air force today, he did not report his name, how could he know that this was his masterpiece when he went into the mountain? Since he doesn't know, what about the shocking effect of Mao on him?
Stupidity!
Ma Yi slapped his head, feeling annoyed, thinking that he should have revealed his identity loudly at that time, slapped his chest, and shouted: "Anbei Xiaoer, I am Huaxia Ma Yi, come out and die!" But then he thought about it, if he let An Bei go into the mountain and know that he was not driving a Shenma UFO, not any type of flying machine, but a cymbal wheel, it would certainly scare him, and it was estimated that he would have to make headlines.
Regarding the headlines, for Ma Yi, who has always liked to be low-key and does not need to sell his face or sell his body to live a happy life, it is actually not a happy thing.
As the old saying goes, you can't have both, and there are always unsatisfactory things in life!
There was a knock at the door, and Ma Yi thought it was a waiter, so he got up, put on his coat and went to open the door again.
Unexpectedly, there was a scantily clad island woman standing outside the door, she wore heavy makeup, thick eye shadow, lips were bright red as blood, and she was wearing a pink transparent gauze on her body, the hood and the small inner were clearly visible, and a small bag with a metal sling chain on her shoulder, and her high heels were as thin as gong studs.
Ma Yi hurriedly looked at the rudeness, looked at the nose, and looked at the heart.
"Enlarge your seven babies! Hello! ”
The exposed woman seemed to be familiar with herself, and she didn't care about Ma Yi's dodgy gaze at all, first greeting in island Chinese, and then greeting in Chinese. Although her Chinese language is quite weak, it is commendable enough for an exotic lady who mixes with the dust and sells meat for a living, and can express her meaning in Huaxia to understand her meaning! Of course, Ma Yi will not feel that our Chinese language has finally gone to the world and is loved by more and more foreigners, because in his opinion, this is not something worth feeling about, because language is a tool for communication, and it does not represent anything.
The exposing woman is very sexy~ sensitive, and she is also very active, she didn't wait for Ma Yi to respond, so she threw him a few flattering glances in a row.
Ma Yi didn't understand the amorous style and completely blocked it. The island country is a country famous for producing adult love movies, so before he went out, he expected that he would inevitably meet these island women who sell meat for a living on his trip to the island country, so he had already formulated a deal plan in advance - just ignore it!
The exposed woman saw that her soul hook couldn't hook Ma Yi's soul, so she directly pasted it on him.
"Boss, I'm Teacher Cang's personal disciple! Everyone has got her true biography! Bag you comfortable and crooked! She has an arrogant face and a little coquettish, amorous and charming, as long as a man will have unhealthy thoughts at this time, but Ma Yi is an alternative, he even has the slightest reaction, as if the person standing in front of him is not a beautiful woman who can be on the market immediately as long as she gives money, but a plastic mannequin that can be seen everywhere in the fashion store. He pretended to be stupid and asked, "Which teacher Cang?" Do I know each other? ”
"Ouch, boss, don't you know Teacher Cang? Don't lie to anyone! The exposed woman pouted, and then there were all kinds of coquettishness, but her eyes were eyes that I understood all men in the world. Ma Yi suddenly had goosebumps all over the ground, he instinctively retreated, but unexpectedly, the exposed woman followed, he took a step back, and the exposed woman followed a step, and before he knew it, he had already entered the room.
She grabbed Ma Yi's hand and shook it constantly, pretending to rub it on her chest inadvertently.
"Teacher Cang is the goddess of your Chinese man's house, Cang~well~empty! Don't tell me you don't know? Maybe you've often been alone in the dead of night, hiding in your room, following her plot performance, and can't help but countless times? Hee-hee...... "The exposé woman covered her mouth and snickered self-righteously.
Although Ma Yi often advertises himself as a pure-minded five-good young man, but the name of Sora Aoi, he has still heard of Di, as for the exposed woman in front of him who claims to be the female disciple of Master Cang, to be honest, he is really not interested.
And he is not interested in her, definitely not because of the taboo on him, but really not interested, of course, he does not despise them, because snakes have snake paths, rats have rat paths, everyone has their own life path and way, as a bystander, he has no qualifications and no interest in making irresponsible remarks about her. But she was so sticky to herself, which made Ma Yichao unhappy, he shook off her hand and scolded: "Laugh at your sister!" Is Lao Tzu such a tasteless person? ”
The exposed woman always carried forward the spirit of being a shameless woman, didn't care about Ma Yi's reprimand at all, and still pestered Ma Yi with a dead face, "Oh, boss, don't be angry, I know you're a serious person." The exposed woman reached out and grabbed Ma Yi's hand as she spoke~ and then put it on her chest, Ma Yi broke free of her hand again, and said: "Girl, I am indeed a serious person, so please respect yourself!" ”
The exposed woman was stunned, because she had been in the wind and dust world of the island country for many years, and it was the first time she had met a cat that didn't eat fish. After determining that Ma Yi was a real serious person and that it was impossible for her to get any benefits from him, she immediately put away her charm~ smile, and a trace of ruthlessness flashed on her face, and then quickly became panicked, she quickly tore off her tulle jacket, leaving only the suspender of her underwear and tearing off half of it, and then shouted outside the door, Ma Yizheng was inexplicable, and two short and fat island men rushed into the door.
The two men were about twenty-five or sixteen years old, with short legs and thick hands, tattoos on their arms, and fierce facial expressions.
"Yours, do you work for Mao to tease my wife?" One of the island men asked, pointing at Ma Yi.
"Huaxia people, die, die, die!" The other is helping on the side, and the exposed woman is like a woman from a good family who has suffered a lot, crying on the side, but unfortunately her acting skills are too poor, no matter who she is, she can hear that she is fake crying.
After Ma Yi was stunned for a moment, he immediately understood that he had encountered the legendary "Immortal Jump".
But he was not angry but secretly happy, because he was worried about how he could cause something to attract the attention of the island people, but he didn't expect someone to send a ready-made one, just like you are sleeping, and suddenly there is a stupid person who stretches out his thigh to give you a pillow, that kind of snickering can only be understood, not spoken. The only regret he had now was that this matter was too small, so small that even if he killed the three people in front of him, it would be impossible to attract the attention of An Bei Jinshan. But it doesn't matter, dripping water becomes a river, grains of rice become a basket, there are too many small things, maybe it will become an earth-shattering big thing? Anyway, being idle now is idle, Ma Yiru comforted himself.
After comforting himself, he smiled coldly: "Dwarf, which eye did you see me molesting your wife?" Is it her who leads me? Nima is forced, wearing a green hat on his head and daring to boom, if it were someone else, he would have bought a piece of tofu and hit the ball head-on! "The two islanders originally thought that after the intimidation just now, the Chinese people in front of them would kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, and then offer a lot of money. Before, they had blackmailed several Chinese people in this way, basically one knock on the other, because the Chinese people are timid in money, and they have always been superstitious about breaking wealth and eliminating disasters.
But the Chinese people in front of them completely subverted their worldview, so they couldn't play anymore, and immediately revealed their true form, and the island countryman who claimed to expose the woman as his wife was annoyed and ashamed, pointed at Ma Yi and scolded: "Yours, the work of the sick man in East Asia, hand over all the money, otherwise you will die!" ”
"Your sister is the sick man of East Asia!" Ma Yi was furious, and then suddenly reached out to hold the fingers of the island countryman, and then pressed hard, only to see a crisp sound of "click", the island countryman's finger was broken by him, and before he could shout, Ma Yi raised his foot, kicked him out of the door, and lay on the ground, and there was no movement after a few kicks, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive. Another island guy just wanted to make a move, but unfortunately Ma Yi moved faster than him, and the last shot came first, and a straight punch slammed into his stomach.
"Knock ......" a muffled drum sounded.
"Oh......" The island guy clutched his stomach, his face was flushed, and he slowly knelt on the ground, tears, snot, and saliva mixed together and flowed down. He struggled for a long time, then raised his head and said to Ma Yi: "Huaxia Yan, you have a special kind of dare to fight the people of the Black Dragon Society!" ”
"Black Dragon Society?"
Ma Yi smiled, the Black Dragon Society really has a fate with him!
"Lao Tzu is fighting the Black Dragon Society, what's the matter, you bite me?" He smashed his fist on the temple of the island countryman, the temple is a person's death hole, fortunately Ma Yi didn't want to kill for the time being, so the force was controlled quite well, he just knocked the island country guy unconscious and didn't want his life, and then grabbed his collar and carried him out of the door.