1136: Toilet God

In ancient times, these people who played the routine of uprising liked to pretend to be gods and ghosts, and use the power of ghosts and gods to enhance their prestige, to put it bluntly, they were to find an excuse for themselves to turn improper behavior into legitimacy.

Liu Bang was the snake slashing uprising back then.

Once drunk, when a big snake stood in the way, the attendants were frightened and persuaded Liu Bang to go back, but Liu Bang swung his sword and cut the big snake into two pieces. Later, an old woman cried bitterly at the place where the big snake was beheaded, saying that the big snake was the son of the White Emperor, but was killed by the son of the Red Emperor, and after speaking, the old woman disappeared. The attendants told Liu Bang about this. Liu Bang was overjoyed, and then he regarded himself as the son of the Red Emperor, and later the banners of his army were all red!

In ancient times, because of feudal superstition, they were particularly afraid of ghosts and gods, so many people used ghosts and gods as a guise!

But in reality, they had never seen ghosts or gods. Especially these people who use ghosts and gods as a guise, they don't believe it at all!

After all, they themselves are, so how can they believe other people's!

But Liu Bang can't debunk it now, because he doubts Xia Yu, which is tantamount to questioning himself!

"A bold fanatic, dare to pretend to be an immortal, fool Pei Gong, come to someone, take down this guy!" Fan Xu clapped his palms on the table and shouted.

Fan Xu's wife is Lu Xiao, she is Lu Pheasant's sister and Liu Bang's brother-in-law, and she has won the trust of Liu Bang and Lu Pheasant. He used to kill dogs, and Fan Hao dog meat was also particularly famous in later generations. Liu Bang slashed the snake and rebelled, fooling the world, he knew what was going on in his heart. Now that he saw Xia Yu running to pretend to be an immortal, of course he had to reprimand!

Several soldiers immediately rushed in from outside the tent, ready to capture Xia Yu!

Seeing this, Xia Yu smiled, and then said: "You ordinary people, you are really blind!" ”

There is a bronze incense burner on both sides of Liu Bang's handsome case, weighing hundreds of catties, Xia Yu stretched out his hand to grab the pardon, and the two incense burners flew in the air, and then kneaded the two incense burners into a copper ball with his bare hands, and finally threw them on the ground.

As the copper ball fell, there was a muffled bang, and everyone present was stunned!

Even brave generals like Han Xin and Fan Hao would not be able to do such a thing!

No one!

This power is beyond the limits of human beings!

"I am the Divine Dragon Sect Master, the supreme god on a par with the Origin Heavenly Venerable. The Fourth Tribulation is coming, and this is the venue for the decisive battle between the Divine Dragon Sect and the Exposition Sect. If you choose to support Xiang Yu, I will support you. While defeating Xiang Yu, I will also defeat Yuan Shi Tianzun. I know it's hard for you guys to believe, but that's okay, I'll sit down and explain it to you guys slowly! Xia Yu said.

"Throne!" Although Liu Bang was still in a state of extreme confusion, Xia Yu pinched the incense burner weighing hundreds of catties into a copper ball with his bare hands, which is enough to show that he is not an ordinary person!

Even if he is not an immortal, then he has such a power against the sky, and when he arrives on the battlefield, he is definitely an invincible general who sweeps thousands of armies!

The overlord is the king, and the awesome is not good.

But compared to this summer rain, it's just weak!

If Xiang Yu encounters this summer rain, it is estimated that the slap will be slapped to death!

After Xia Yu sat down with Yu Ji, he made a long story short, and just picked up the main thing, but he still stunned the people present. Because they have never been in contact with immortals, they don't know what Xia Yu is talking about!

However, Zhang Liang believes!

In the just-concluded Battle of Julu, the Chu army defeated the Qin army with less victories and more. But in fact, this classic battle that shocked the past and the present is completely Xiang Yu's personal show. Zhang Liang learned that it was Xiang Yu who personally destroyed the 4o thousand Qin army, and Xiang Yu's army, as well as the coalition army of the princes, were watching the battle the whole time!

What kind of concept is this, this is a god descending from heaven!

Zhang Liang only heard about it last night!

In the process of fighting against the Qin army, Xiang Yuzhi played the role of the main force, and his credit was also very great. However, Liu Bang, who had no merit, rushed into Guanzhong before him, according to the covenant of the anti-Qin rebel army "the king of the first to enter the Guanzhong", Liu Bang should become the king of Guanzhong, and Liu Bang also unceremoniously called himself the "king of Guanzhong", which made Xiang Yu very unhappy. Moreover, Fan Zeng also suggested that Xiang Yu immediately get rid of Liu Bang, the scourge!

Xiang Bo had a very good relationship with Zhang Liang, and when he saw that Xiang Yu was about to send troops to destroy Liu Bang, he came to Zhang Liang last night and persuaded Zhang Liang to flee immediately. Zhang Liang was very heartfelt to Liu Bang, so he told Liu Bang the news. Liu Bang panicked to death, he only has an army of 100,000 now, and Xiang Yu has an army of 4o, he can't beat Xiang Yu at all.

Today, Liu Bang called everyone to discuss countermeasures!

According to the historical script, Zhang Liang's strategy for Liu Bang was to ask him to meet Xiang Bo to show his attitude, and he had no ambition to be the king, in short, he pretended to be a grandson.

But what I didn't expect was that Xia Yu and Yu Ji actually came!

Xia Yu explained: "You don't know, after Xiang Yu was reincarnated, he became an immortal, and he was fortunate to become a disciple of Erlang God Yang Jian, who practiced the Nine Xuangong, and now he is a Golden Immortal God. I tried to win him over, but he was too conceited to fight against me, and I severely wounded him and kidnapped Yu Ji. He was angry and angry, and he was at odds with me. Now, the Divine Dragon Sect is about to start a battle of luck with the Divine Dragon Sect, and he volunteered to come down in person. When I learned of this, I immediately went down to earth and came to your aid. In the Battle of Julu, others destroyed 400,000 Qin troops, but in fact, this is nothing at all. In front of the powerful Golden Immortals, you mortals are ants! ”

"What is a Golden Immortal?" Han Xin asked.

"The cultivation system is from low to high, which are ghost immortals, human immortals, scattered immortals, earth immortals, heavenly immortals, golden immortals, and heavenly immortals. Xiang Yu is a Golden Immortal, Yu Ji is also a Golden Immortal now, and I am Tianzun. Now I'm going to give you a brief explanation of what each level is! Xia Yu said.

For a long time in the future, Xia Yu will have to get along with these people, and what they are about to face is not an ordinary Chu and Han hegemony, the nature has all changed, so it is still necessary to give them popular science and cultivation knowledge!

After listening to Xia Yu's explanation, Liu Bang and others gradually realized Xia Yu's awesomeness and sharpness. If Xia Yu wasn't pulling calves, then his strength would indeed be sky-high. Although they had never heard of what the Divine Dragon Sect Master was, they knew about Yuan Shi Tianzun, Chi You, and Xingtian. Xia Yu said that he killed Chiyou and Xingtian. If it's not pretending, it's really awesome!

But what Xia Yu said is too illusory and ethereal, and it is really difficult to be convinced!

At this time, Mrs. Qi, who was silent for a while, actually spoke!

In fact, the moment Xia Yu and Yu Ji appeared, she couldn't hold it back!

Because she knew Xia Yu's identity, and knew how awesome this handsome and big young man was in the Three Realms!

The reason why she is sitting here is to wait for the arrival of summer rain!

Mrs. Qi suddenly got up, walked in front of Xia Yu, bowed and saluted: "Little God Aunt Qi, meet the Divine Dragon Sect Master, Yu Ji Daxian!" ”

Her actions like this not only made Xia Yu a little unable to react, but Liu Bang and Han Xin were all stunned!

In history, Liu Bang only met Mrs. Qi when he was the king of Han. Now Liu Bang has not been sealed. After the Hongmen banquet, Xiang Yu led the army into Xianyang City, burned Afang Palace, killed the prince of Qin, and then began to divide the throne to all the princes, and named Liu Bang as the king of Han, so later, he would take Han as the country name, so as to establish the Han Dynasty.

In other words, at this time, Liu Bang still didn't know Mrs. Qi!

She was able to appear in advance and come to Liu Bang's side because she, like Xiang Yu, Xia Yu and Yu Ji, was not from this parallel world!

In addition to her, there are many people who later became immortals, because they want to participate in and witness this great battle, so they all came!

The purpose of these people is very simple, without exception, they all want to contribute their meager strength, and then please Xia Yu and hug him, a thick-legged one!

Seeing that Xia Yu was a little dazed, Mrs. Qi smiled, and then explained: "The status of the little god is humble, too small, and the sect leader doesn't know, which is also a reasonable thing!" ”

"Uh-there are thousands of Immortal Dao Divine Mansions, I really don't know much about it!" Xia Yu said.

Yu Ji said: "I know, she is the god of toilets, in charge of the world's toilets!" ”

"And such gods?" Xia Yu was surprised.

"Hmm!" Yu Ji said: "This is the righteous god of the immortal class!" ”

"Lu Pheasant tortured me inhumanely, so that I died tragically in the thatched house, because of the sympathy and mercy of later generations, so I was gradually worshiped by the people. After gaining the power of faith, I embarked on the path of cultivating immortals after I was reincarnated, and was finally canonized by the heavenly court. In addition to me, there is also He Mei in the Tang Dynasty. She is the god of Zigu's toilet, and I am the god of Qigu's toilet. It's just that we are all small immortals, and we have no status in the heavenly court, let alone fame, the sect leader is powerful in the Three Realms, and I don't know that a little god like me is understandable! Mrs. Qi said.

She came here at great length, just to let Xia Yu know her!

"Mrs. Qi, what nonsense are you talking about, don't slander Mrs. Lu!" Fan Xu said.

She said that Lu Pheasant tortured her, Nima, which is just nonsense. Fan Hao is Lu Pheasant's brother-in-law, and Lu Pheasant is Liu Bang's original match, at this time, he must stand up to defend Lu Pheasant!

Mrs. Qi is now being spoiled by Liu Bang, but you can't frame and slander Lu Pheasant because of this, this kind of behavior is really vicious!

Mrs. Qi looked at Fan Xu, but ignored him, after all, what she said was the truth, but these are things that will happen later, and they can't explain it now. As long as Xia Yu knows what's going on!

Hearing Mrs. Qi say this, Xia Yu thought that in history, Mrs. Qi was indeed poisoned by Lu Pheasant and died!