Great, it's literally a profession made for him!

You can hear it from the name of this profession - security guard, to protect the safety of the people.

Looking at this recruitment notice, Xuanyuan Jing's heart gave birth to a long-lost pride, and the shame of being despised just now disappeared in an instant, he glanced at this recruitment notice again, and resolutely pushed the door and walked into the Internet café.

"You...... Are you really here to apply? ”

The owner of the Internet café was an uncle who was about thirty years old, and his gaze at Xuanyuan Jing was very strange at this time, and his tone was full of suspicion.

No matter how you look at it, this is a weak young man with a polite temperament, and he doesn't look like he can fight.

In the minds of the Internet café owner, the security guard should obviously be a muscular man with fierce eyes.

"Of course!" Xuanyuan Jing puffed up his chest and replied very firmly.

The owner of the Internet café looked Xuanyuan Jing up and down, his eyes lingered on his face, but there was even more doubt in his heart, without him, just because he laughed too (silly) and cool, giving him the impression of an innocent and carefree sunny youth.

Sensitively perceiving the suspicion in the other party's eyes, and remembering the painful experience of being rejected just now, Xuanyuan Jing felt anxious, and hurriedly emphasized: "I'm serious!" As long as you hire me, I can do anything......"

In order to be able to stay, Xuanyuan Jing began to speak like a river, he is very good at long speeches, the topic from today's application for security, to the great achievements of once pacifying the rivers and lakes......

"Okay, okay, I see."

also pacified the rivers and lakes, do you think you are the leader of the martial arts alliance? The boss muttered to himself and interrupted him busily, "That'...... Can you demonstrate some real learning? You know, although we don't need academic qualifications here, we hire security guards, not salesmen and salesmen......"

The boss is a kind person, and he is worried about losing the face of the sunny young man in front of him, so he tries to say it in a tactful tone, wanting Xuanyuan Jing to retreat.

Who knows-

"No problem!"

Xuanyuan Jing responded without hesitation.

He is very confident in his martial arts, otherwise he would not have become the first person in martial arts in the first place - although he has no real power.

"How do I prove it?" He can't wait to prove his mettle.

Unexpectedly, he didn't hear his refusal, and the boss was stunned for a while: "Uh...... This ......"

"Just use this!" Xuanyuan Jing dragged straight over the chair next to him, and then, in the stunned eyes of the boss, he reproduced the legendary - splitting the bench with his bare hands!

Literally, of course!

The boss was very frightened, and before he knew it, his knee hurt and he almost fell to his knees.

After coming back to his senses, he looked at Xuanyuan Jing with solemn eyes and clenched his fists: "Strong man!" Please accept my knees! ”

"No, no." Although the words were modest, Xuanyuan Jing's tone was full of complacency, "For a ...... like me"

Seeing that he wanted to make his tirade again, the boss hurriedly interrupted him before this: "Zhuangshi, I have decided to hire you!" Our salary here is 1000 a month, no food or housing, you are okay, right? ”

"No problem!"

"We work at six in the morning and leave work at eleven in the evening, are you okay?"

"No problem!"

"Then I'll get you hired, and this bad stool will be deducted from your salary? No problem? Seeing that he was unexpectedly easy to speak, the boss seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and carefully asked the question he cared about the most.

"Didn't ask...... Wait, what!? Xuanyuan suddenly came back to his senses and looked at the boss suspiciously.

Although he still looked stupid, and his eyes were not sharp, but remembering the force value he had just expressed, the boss still didn't dare to underestimate him, and shrunk his neck: "You broke my stool with your bare hands just now, this stool is very expensive, and there is only one in the whole Internet café, so ......" Speaking of this, the boss looked at the smashed stool with some fear, and didn't dare to repeat the words "compensation" and the like.

"This ...... Naturally, there is compensation to be made. Xuanyuan Jing's smile was a little reluctant, but he still didn't have the courage to be cheeky and not lose money.

"That's good!" The boss was obviously relieved, and he slapped a sweet date, "Let's start work tomorrow!" ”

So, Xuanyuan Jing officially joined the Internet café.

Although the last episode is not satisfactory, the whole is still beautiful, so Xuanyuan Jing is still very happy.

He started humming a song all the way from the Internet café, and returned home with joy, and couldn't wait to tell Zhong Erbing the good news.

I thought she would be ecstatic, but what she didn't expect to see was Zhong Erbing's surprised expression in Xuanyuanjing's eyes.

Hey, that's not what you imagined, huh?

The two looked at each other, Xuanyuan Jing was puzzled, and asked in surprise, "You...... You don't think I can't find a job, do you? ”

"How so?" A trace of guessed emptiness passed in his heart, Zhong Erbing quickly put away the untimely expression on his face, and replaced it with a sincere happiness, "I'm just too surprised!" ”

Xuanyuan Jing was a little skeptical: "Really? Why do you always feel more like "frightened" expressions?

Zhong Erbing pretended not to hear his suspicions, and simply extended on the topic: "Of course! I was so pleasantly surprised! You're more useful than the previous male protagonists combined, most of them don't work, let alone ...... on the first day like you"

Xuanyuan Jing was praised flutteringly, and his self-confidence swelled: "I will definitely work hard and make more money to help more people!" ”

"Uh-huh." Zhong Erbing echoed absentmindedly.

"Ah, I'm a working person after all! In this case, I might as well go to bed early today and be able to go to work seriously tomorrow when I have enough energy. ”

After tossing all day, Xuanyuan Jing was indeed a little tired.

Watching him return to the room briskly, Zhong Erbing inexplicably had an ominous premonition, she withdrew her gaze, and asked Xiaofu next to her in fear: "You say...... How many days will he be expelled? ”

~Jin~Jiang~Yuan~Chuang~Net~

I didn't know that I had been secretly set up by Zhong Erbing, and the next day, Xuanyuan Jing was honorably inaugurated as an Internet café security guard.

Compared with eating and drinking for nothing at Zhong Erbing's house, although this job does not include food and accommodation, after all, it should be satisfactory enough.

However, to Xuanyuanjing's disappointment, this job is not as he thinks it is in the wind and rain, saving people from fire and water, but it is very boring and boring, and he has been doing some trivial things-

"Little brother, I can't leave this copy, go buy a pack of cigarettes for me."

"Dude, do you have a sister, can you introduce me to a girlfriend?"

"Hey, little security guard, I'll sleep first, and I'll look at the glasses here."

"Hey, little brother, help me look at my coat, I'll go to the bathroom!"

……

Etcetera.

However, the upright young man Xuanyuan Jing still replied one by one very responsibly: "Of course there is no problem!" I'll be back soon! ”

"No sister!"

"I'll keep it for you, don't worry, little brothers!"

……

Just when he was getting used to the smoky atmosphere of the Internet café, several sneaky young men came over with a motorcycle.

With worried faces on their faces, they whispered to each other:

"What now?"

"Return?"

"No! Even if you return it, it's too late! ”

"Oh, don't bother, that person is coming after him......"

When they passed by the Internet café, one of them rolled his eyes and noticed that he was sitting at the door of the Internet café, and his whole body was full of Xuanyuan Jing.

He couldn't help but have a flash of inspiration, and in the surprised eyes of his companions, he stepped forward and took out a cigarette cover that was almost: "This big brother ......"

As he handed out the cigarette, several of his wolf companions guessed his little calculation, and their faces couldn't help but smile.

"What's the matter? I don't take bribes. Xuanyuan Jing dutifully, pushed away his outstretched hand, and said with a stern face, "If you want to steal, I will never allow it." ”

What is he saying? This guy seems a bit silly?

Several young people exchanged glances, and their hearts were secretly happy.

The young man who took out the cigarette just now spoke again: "No, we are good people, and we want you to help with something." ”

Hearing this, Xuanyuan Jing unconsciously sat up straight, patted his chest and promised, "What's the matter?" If I can, I'll definitely help! ”

Thinking of his previous deeds of doing good deeds without leaving a name, Xuanyuan Jing's spirit was shocked, and he couldn't help leaning over to those people, and his expression became more focused.

"We want you to take care of this motorcycle for us." The young man asked hesitantly, and several of them stared at Xuanyuan Jing tightly, as if they were a little afraid that he would refuse.

Such a trivial matter?

It was not the same as expected, although he was a little excited, Xuanyuan Jing still agreed: "No problem!" ”

The young men exchanged a look of joy.

-- Sure enough, it's a stupid [beep-]!

"Then please!"

"You're such a nice guy."

"What a help!"

Several young people complimented Xuanyuan Jing sweetly, and Xuanyuan Jing's mouth became bigger and bigger, and he felt that his whole person was fluttering.

It's also strange to say, I used to be a proud son of heaven, bathing in all kinds of colors all day long. Colored people and so on in the compliment. Some of them asked for him, some loved him, some wanted something from him, and those flattering words were good enough to lift people up to heaven.

Even so, those words only made him feel bored, and they didn't even make him happy with these small compliments now.

The fluttering alliance leader didn't notice when the young men slipped away, and what pulled back his mind was an angry shout: "My car!" ”

This roar and thunder generally sounded in the ears, and it had an attack force that was enough to burst the eardrums.

Xuanyuan Jing came back to his senses and saw a man standing in front of him, about to reach out and touch the car left by the young men before.

Drink! Someone would do such a thing in broad daylight!

With a sense of responsibility, Xuanyuan Jing stood up energetically: "What do you want to do?" He drank harshly.

"This is my car!" The man said angrily.

Xuanyuan Jing looked at him angrily: "How can you steal something, I kept it for others!" ”

Keeping it for someone else?

Hearing these words, the other party became even more angry: "It turns out that you are an accomplice of the thief!" ”

"You are the thief, you ......" Xuanyuan Jing, who was bitten back, was extremely angry, and he was just about to speak, but the impatient man had already punched him, leaving a black blue eye directly on Xuanyuan Jing's face.

Xuanyuan Jing covered his eyes, his face full of disbelief: "Why are you beating people!?" ”

The owner of the car pointed at his nose with anger on his face and scolded: "You are the one who hits!" Wolf bèi for treachery! Thief! ”

Not paying attention to his words, Xuanyuan Jing was still very angry: "This is illegal!" I'm going to call the police! ”

After being exposed to TV dramas, Xuanyuan Jing also knew that he had to find the police when he was in danger, and the police here were equivalent to the ancient arrests, specializing in eliminating violence and peace.

"Call the police? Violate the law? The man repeated the words, smiled coldly, and suddenly took out a certificate of mental illness from his bosom.

Xuanyuan Jing intuitively felt that something was wrong, and immediately doubted: "Nonsense, where do you look like you are mentally ill?" ”

The other party said confidently: "I have an acute transient mental disorder!" ”