As an amateur writer and an author who does not rely on this for food, Yu Yang can be described as having a big brain on the website and letting himself go.

How to say it, he is a very observant and a person who has a strong desire to complain, but he silently said in his heart that he couldn't enjoy it, and grabbed someone in reality who said that the person was going to break off his friendship with him, so the little assistant had an idea, registered the author number on a website that was related to his name, and began his journey of code words.

When he was a student, no one read Yu Yang's writings.

Since the actual purpose is to complain not to tell a story, exaggeration and incoherence can be seen everywhere, often a few wild readers somehow bump in, read a few chapters and then give up, the author is enthusiastic and poured out countless times, at first I don't realize it, and then it will be a little difficult.

After working and being recruited as Ye Xichen's assistant, I don't know how many swords and swords I saw in the entertainment industry, gossip and inside information, Yu Yang's inspiration was surging, and he was determined to change his station and start over.

The little assistant chose Jinjiang Literature City, alias Green Ding Ding.com.

Without him, the overwhelming green is like countless green hats in the entertainment industry.

Knowing is risky, and exposure needs to be cautious.

In the form of a makeover, the things in the circle will be eighty-one-eight, and there is no fun.

Yu Yang's writing has rarely improved, but his characters, with his character and scheming, intricate relationships and confrontations between you and me, have gradually attracted wild readers to stop.

You can often see such comments in the comment section:

', this is also a Tai Chi product! ’

There is such a brazen man in the world. ’

'Great, how did you come up with that?' I thought that Ning Guogong had taken the wrong medicine, and the logic didn't make sense, but now I know that he had the idea! Kuangshi scumbag, the eldest lady and the third lady are so pitiful, especially the eldest lady, who was innocent by this

'Ah, the maid is handsome, I'm a fan of her~'

I can't imagine what kind of environment Xian Da lives in. ’

I wonder where this inspiration came from! Is there a prototype of the character, is there one? ’

'Looking at the author's writing, elementary school students, junior high school students, college students, and working dogs are all possible, it's really confusing [doge]'

……

I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet?

Although everything written is dressed in the skin of Gong Dou Zhai Dou, the surname has not changed, and part of the content is consistent with what the public knows, as Ye Xichen's status gradually improves, the stars that Yu Yang can access are getting bigger and bigger, plus the readers are getting more and more with the passage of time, he is finally exposed.

The first reader to find out that something was wrong was a fan of a certain star, who knew all the experiences of his idol clearly, and looked more and more like the lady with the same surname in the article, and finally couldn't help but go to the star's forum to post for verification, which attracted a large number of tourists.

The comments left by fans are quite harmonious, after all, this star is a positive character in the text, but with the exposure of the little assistant, the corresponding identities of other characters have been picked up, fans call friends, the articles in the column are turned over and over again, readers tear under the text, tear the author and tear the star and tear the fans, which caused a grand occasion for a while, and there were countless personal attacks on the comments, and they were reported again, during that time, the webmaster was busy deleting comments.

Yu Yang grabbed the ground with his head.

Looking at the soaring data of clicks, he shed tears of remorse: I knew that I should have signed a contract with V, and the cute soft girl coin flew like this!

Well, think too much.

It's better not to sign a contract with your ID card, in case even this is exposed, it is estimated that the agent and Ye Yingdi will not be able to protect it, and they will really have to roll up and get out all day.

In the end, it was affected.,The little assistant writes things more convergently.,The amount of updates is also less.,But the reader base has been formed.,The eyes of the masses are so bright.,Forced him to commit suicide under a pen name.,In the end, it's reluctant.,It's just that when opening a new article,,Silently chose the same person in the genre.。

Alas, it would have been original.

After choosing the same person,Yu Yang began to freely change the gender and surname of the character.,Plus there are many things that the public doesn't know.,There are some things he writes and few people guess correctly.,Even if you guess correctly, you can't confirm it.,So the little assistant found fun again.,Fight wits and courage with everyone.。

Tonight's new article he opened is called "Harem Chronicles", and the first chapter that was thrown up appeared with three characters, the emperor, the concubine and Qian Xiunu.

After complaining, I was refreshed, and some readers began to guess in the comment area, Yu Yang turned off Ding Ding.com and went to chase the new one.

Night shrouded.

Changed to a black BMW that was not very conspicuous at night, Zheng Yuankai went out with Jingjing and the young man.

Qian Qianhang: "......"

Soon after stepping into the door of the young man's house, the young man regretted it.

The dishes on the dinner table are full of color, flavor and flavor, which makes people appetize, but he has already eaten the crew's box lunch, even if he is warmly invited by the host, he can't eat it! can only watch others abuse after eating, so in the end, Qian Qianhang still ate a little, and the more he ate, the more he regretted it, why didn't he keep his stomach?

Zheng Yuankai's family is a good person, except that the housekeeper looks at him a little strangely.

Less than an hour later, they came out, and then Qian Qianhang knew what the so-called "carrying something" meant.

Are dogs things? Isn't a dog a thing?

"Wow~"

The golden retriever looked at the young man curiously and wagged his tail.

Qian Qianhang stiffened.

Zheng Yuankai looked in the rearview mirror: "Qianhang, are you afraid of dogs?" ”

"I didn't!"

Excited tone, loud and bold performance...... Da Shao was very surprised: "An actor who is afraid of dogs? ”

The drama road has narrowed a lot all of a sudden.

"Actually, it's okay, as long as it's not close contact, it's fine."

"Quietly, shake hands."

The golden retriever handed out a paw to Qian Qianhang.

“……”

The corners of the young man's mouth twitched, and when he saw that the dog was persistently stretching out his paws, he had to reach out and shake them, and the golden retriever gave up and put his paws down.

Zheng Yuankai said with a smile in his voice: "To what extent is the intimacy?" ”

"For example, hugging, knocking down, licking, I can't do these," Qian Qianhang said indifferently: "I shouldn't be an actor for long, and I have to take over my father's casino, anyway, I can't be a lifelong career." ”

Da Shao asked: "It's been passed down for more than one generation, right?" ”

"You can see it."

Qian Qianhang looked at the scenery outside the window, rested his elbow on the car window, and said with his chin propped up: "The casino can't be closed casually, otherwise there will be some trouble, this generation is an only son, Dad said to play casually before the age of thirty, he is going to study civil service, retire at the age of 55." ”

He said hatefully: "55 years old is just the minimum age standard, and my father obviously doesn't want to take care of things!" ”

"Just like you."

"yes, I don't want to take care of things."

Qian Qianhang folded his hands and bowed: "I hope my son is a workaholic." ”

Zheng Yuankai laughed: "I always think that your father has thought about it too." ”

"Wang!"

The car was parked in front of a building.

Qian Qianhang was very nervous: "What are we doing here?" ”

He looked as nervous as if he was about to be pushed down, and Zheng Yuankai barely maintained his expression: "You can see clearly." ”

The young man looked up and finally saw the words "Territorial Sea Club" clearly.

He gasped.

It's not because of how loud the name is, it's because of the building. If the whole building is a club, who will be the members there?

Zheng Yuankai took out a big bag, one side of which was netted and breathable, and hugged the golden retriever in: "Be quiet, don't scream, bear with it for a while." ”

He hung the bag on his right shoulder, stood up easily, and went in with Qian Qianhang.

The tall and beautiful welcome lady showed a bright smile, and Dashao refused to lead the way and other services, and went directly into the elevator.

Qian Qianhang was confused: "Don't you want a membership card?" ”

"They know me."

"Can I bring a dog at the club?"

"You can take a dog."

“？”

"Nope."

"But you?"

"Nobody saw it."

"No, they all saw you carrying the dog in your bag!" And this bag is obviously good, it's completely different from the art style here!

"It's a doll."

“……”

Zheng Yuankai went straight to a private banquet hall, and after entering, he put the bag on the ground and opened the zipper, and the golden retriever couldn't wait to run out and shake his hair.

The young man's eyes widened: "Are you sure this is a doll?" ”

"Have you seen Terminator?" Da Shao said leisurely: "There are robots, what is a robot dog." ”

“……”

Robot dog doll?

Tease me?

Is Terminator a modern story?

Zheng Yuankai looked at the time: "People should also come." ”

In less than ten minutes, You Lian, Ji Wenhao, and Han Lerong all came.

"Curly hair, Haozi, Lele, this is Qian Qianhang from Jinghu, an actor, who came to Shanlin City to make a movie with the crew, and will stay for a few months."

Before the two sides met for the first time to say a few words, Da Shao continued to introduce: "Golden retriever, it turned out to be Jing'an's dog, almost martyred, raised for me, two years old, girl, naughty and active, smart and humane, called Jingjing." ”

The golden retriever sat upright, raised his chest and raised his head: "Wang woo~"

Ji Wenhao slapped the table and smiled: "Hahaha quietly, I want to be quiet!" Brother Zheng, did you change your name? ”

“…… Name. ”

"I didn't see it, Jing An is still a fellow believer, it's a pity."

Zheng Yuankai explained: "No, I think Jing'an should be the kind of person who doesn't care about Internet language. ”

"Who knows?"

“……”

I know.

There is no proof of death.

Da Shao gave up arguing about this: "What's the show tonight?" Qianhang's family runs a casino, and he has seen a lot of big scenes, so don't take it out and be embarrassed if it's too ordinary. ”

Yuren: "I don't know. ”

Ji Wenhao asked the neglected young man: "What do you like to play?" ”

Qian Qianhang was a little nervous, always feeling as if he had accidentally stepped into some terrible circle, and said conservatively: "Eh, billiards? ”

"OK, Lele is good at this."

Zheng Yuankai hugged the golden retriever and shook it in front of Han Lerong: "Why don't you say a word tonight?" ”

"I'm out of love."

Someone with facial paralysis said decadently: "Shishi rejected me, saying that I was too boring." ”

Da Shao patted him on the shoulder, and was about to say something......

Yuren: "It's not the first time I've fallen out of love, anyway. ”

Ji Wenhao: "Anyway, it's not the second time I've fallen out of love." ”

Seeing that the two of them had "keep in formation" written in their eyes, Zheng Yuankai withdrew his hand to pat his shoulder and held his forehead: "Anyway, it's not the third time I've fallen out of love." ”

"Huh?" Qian Hang was stared at, and he hurriedly said: "Anyway, it's not the fourth time I've fallen out of love." ”

"Wow!"

The golden retriever wagged his tail and picked it up.

Ji Wenhao gave a thumbs up: "Quietly awesome!" ”

After the blow of his friends, Han Lerong recovered a little bit of energy, took a long breath, and said: "Sometimes I really want to have a fingertip for a wedding doll or something, but unfortunately I don't." What about you? ”

Everyone shook their heads.

You Lianqi said: "Brother Zheng, you don't have it either?" Was the previous one cancelled? ”

TF！