The Fifth Male Protagonist (7)

Xuanyuan Jing, who broke into such a catastrophe, was naturally swept away by the owner of the Internet café.

Before leaving, he tried to get the boss to stay, but after the idea was mercilessly rejected by the boss, he still showed his lack of eyes, and said unwillingly: "Boss, but my salary ......"

However, he didn't get a penny.

Hearing his words, the boss's face suddenly turned blue, and he casually picked up a broom resting next to the door, and waved it to slap Xuanyuan Jing's face.

Although Xuanyuan Jing's agility was not disfigured, he was still rubbed with a gray face. However, the boss seemed to be even angrier than him, the victim, he roared loudly, spitting at Xuanyuan Jing's face: "Get out of here!" You have caused me such a big disaster, and you still have the face to ask me for money?! If it weren't for the fact that you were poor, I would have to pay you for mental damages! Roll on! ”

Xuanyuan Jing, who was weak-hearted, had no choice but to roll out of the Internet café in disgrace.

After looking left and right to make sure that the boss did not chase him out, he slipped around to the back door of the Internet café, hid next to the trash can, and began to rub the wifi of the Internet café.

In reality, he was not as hopeless and lost as he seemed.

Although it was true that there was a flash of frustration, in his heart was more of the excitement brought by new dreams.

However, he had no clue how to realize this new dream.

He used the wifi of the Internet café to swipe the forum for a while, and after swiping Weibo, he suddenly had an idea and posted a post on the small pink forum where famous authors gathered.

- "How to be a villain?" 》

[As the title suggests, the landlord has encountered a lot of bad things recently, he is disheartened, and he feels that the world is very gloomy, and now he has changed his mind, and I have decided that I will no longer be a good person, and I want to be a big villain. So the question is - digging, no, how to be an excellent villain of Gao Su zhì? 】

Compared with the brain-dead teenager who is full of middle and second diseases, Xuanyuan Jing, who has been exposed to the Internet café for a while, is very handy, and if you ignore the content, the tone is also very down-to-earth.

And he thinks that the place he chooses to post is also very suitable - although the Haijiao forum is more popular, it is not as popular as the small pink forum with many authors and full of brains.

However, when Xuanyuan Jing refreshed with anticipation, all that greeted him was cynicism.

- Poof, villain? Haven't you passed the second phase of secondary school?

- Got a holiday? Elementary school students are popping up!

――Landlord, please don't give up on treatment!

――Puff, a cute person who wants to be a villain in a serious post...... Ah, I suddenly thought of a cute stalk, and the code word went!

……

What the hell is this?

He kicked the trash can in displeasure...... How can these people be so cynical about his great dreams?

However, he soon turned his anger into joy, because except for the few floors that deliberately disturbed the [fog] at the beginning, most of the people seemed to be very serious about giving him a sincere advice.

- Villain? Judging from my experience of watching so many TV series, let's start with a hairstyle change, and the most important thing is to have another smoky makeup or something, cool and crazy! Oh yes, remember, the clothes are either black or red, uh...... If it's the villain type behind the scenes that is revealed at the end, I didn't say it.

-- Upstairs is really witty→_ → contemptible, let me add a little bit of humble opinion. The landlord also has to change the way he speaks, and he wants to "If you don't obey me, then die!" "Surrender, mortal!" "Heaven is unfair, I'd rather become a demon!" "My life is up to me!" "You're just a bed warmer" on your lips, and be sure to take the line "I'll be back again" to heart! Remember, you must comprehend the skill of "doing everything possible to harm the protagonist but reaping the consequences"!

……

These buildings are written very carefully, and they are empirical at a glance. Xuanyuan Jing carefully copied and pasted them into the notepad that came with his phone, and was ready to read them slowly when he was free.

The following buildings are all similar, Xuanyuan Jing looked at it casually, and was suddenly attracted by one of the IDs. This ID is a distinctive red color, which is very dazzling, and if you are not mistaken, it probably represents the VIP members of the forum.

In fact, the name of this ID is also very cool - the vice president of the High Royal Noble Association of Kill Matt.

[Villain? Isn't this talking about our association? Kill Matt Club, day. The oldest and most senior aristocratic ......]

After a long introduction, the owner of the floor also included several selfies of himself, as well as photos of members of the so-called noble guild.

…… What the heck? Looking at those "nobles" with a pair of panda eyes and colorful and strange hair, Xuanyuan Jing's eyes were about to flash blind.

I thought it was a prank, but I didn't expect the following posts to confirm the identity of this person.

- Ah, the red coat is actually out of the mountain.

――That's right, that's the most popular style right now.

――→_→ male god actually appeared.

……

Seeing such a situation, the row of words that were originally intended to be typed out to complain about the main grade of the layer was deleted by Xuanyuan Jing.

He stared blankly at the licking screen of a group of people on the screen, and deeply felt his loneliness.

- What kind of red coat is this...... Is it famous?

This question was sent out by him inadvertently. In exchange for everyone's enthusiastic reply.

- That's right, the red coat is a well-deserved forum water god!

- Of course, the red coat is a popular male god in the forum, and even the third uncle has to bow down!

――That's it, the red coat is a beautiful man who is always at the forefront of fashion [fog]

……

Xuanyuan Jing couldn't help but be stunned as he looked at the crowd who rushed out to watch the red coats.

Male god? Fashion frontline? Adonis?

Don't...... Is there a collective problem with their eyes? Obviously, the painting style of this layer master, which they call "red coat", is very strange.

Wait, but ......

As the former leader of the Righteous Martial Arts Alliance, he represents "white", since it is diametrically opposed to his own aesthetics, doesn't that mean ......

That's right, it must be so! This is the taste of a real villain!

Although I can't appreciate this beauty yet, it must be because I still have good thoughts in my heart, and I will definitely be able to adapt to this beauty after I transform it!

After finishing this mental construction, Xuanyuan Jing stood up with great ambition, shook his numb legs, and walked into the nearby barber shop.

As soon as he entered, he fell in love with a barber who looked like the one who killed a member of Matt's Noble Guild in a forum post, and intuitively told him that this unattractive person would bring him the most radical change.

"You're going to let me give you a haircut?" Kill Matt's barber played with the scissors in his hand, squinting at him proudly, every pore on his body exuding the message "You stupid human", "Can you understand my haircut philosophy?" Can you understand the true meaning of killing Matt's nobles? Do you know how noble it is to kill the nobles of Matt? He aggressively asked a litany of questions.

Hearing the familiar word "kill Matt", Xuanyuan Jing hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, I won't tell you, the reason why I want to change my hairstyle is because it is a senior on the forum,"

"Forum?" The Barber who killed Matt pricked up his ears and asked pretending not to care, "What's that person's name?" ”

"It seems to be called killing something...... association"

At this time, a person suddenly rushed out next to him, and said to Xuanyuan Jing quickly: "Sir, please come here, this is still an intern, and he can't ......."

"Get out of the way!" The barber who killed Matt pushed him away aggressively and looked at Xuanyuan Jing, "Is it the Association of Killing Matt's Senior Royal Nobles?!" ”

Unexpectedly, the barber spat out this long full name in one breath, and his eyes were still shining.

Xuanyuan Jing couldn't help but be surprised: "Ah, how do you know? I was instructed by the vice president of this association......"

The barber, who was originally looking disdainful and squinting at him from beginning to end, heard his words, and his eyes were filled with admiration and envy for a moment: "You actually met this big man who has not seen the head and the end of the dragon!" He was even able to be personally instructed by this big man......" As he spoke, he seemed to think of a possibility, and couldn't help but be in awe, "Could it be that you are the legendary man with the qualifications of a natural villain?" ”

"That's right, being a veritable villain is my dream!" In the eyes of the barber who killed Matt became adoring, Xuanyuan Jing's vanity was well satisfied.

"Don't worry, for the sake of my idol's face, I will definitely do my best to design an exclusive look for you and ensure that it will be stylish!" Confirming his guess, the barber who killed Matt became more enthusiastic, patted his chest, and swore that

"But......" The barber, who had just tried to stop the two from making a deal, appeared in front of them out of nowhere, wanting to say something again and again.

"Fuck off! I contracted this brother's head! Don't try to steal my business! The barber who killed Matt pushed him away and yelled at him impatiently.

"That's right, I want the feeling that only he can cut out!"

Xuanyuan Jing, who had already hit it off with him, of course did not allow others to bully his good brother, so he immediately said cooperatively.

The barber looked at Xuanyuan Jing, sighed, and had no choice but to turn around and leave.

After the two sang and squeezed him away, the friendship rose even more, and fearing that he would be hindered again, the barber who killed Matt quickly took Xuanyuan Jing to an empty chair and began to show his skills.

This barber has great respect for the culture of killing Matt, and in the process of getting a haircut, he has been chattering to Xuanyuan Jing to teach his own experience and feelings, and he looks like he has the essence of killing Matt, which undoubtedly makes Xuanyuan Jing have more confidence in him.

I don't know how long it took, the drowsy Xuanyuan Jing felt a heavy slap on the shoulder, and a joyful voice sounded in his ears: "It's done!" ”

Sure enough, when Xuanyuan Jing opened his eyes again, what was reflected in the mirror was a familiar and unfamiliar self-

The man in the mirror has unruly multicolored hair, which blooms on the top of his head in a thunderbolt shape, and the long bangs are diagonally placed on the forehead, covering one eye except the other deep eye, exuding a melancholy look.

Such an image is too impactful, and at first glance, Xuanyuan Jing was stunned in his position and dumbfounded.

“! Big stick! ”

He was awakened by the sound of cheers in his ears.

Xuanyuan Jing seemed to be petrified, and turned his head stiffly to look at the barber who killed Matt who made a sound. saw that his face was red at this time, and his eyebrows fluttered and said, "This is the most perfect hairstyle I have ever made!" It must be the gods who are protecting me in the dark! ”

Under the praise of the barber who killed Matt, Xuanyuan Jing gradually accepted this different beauty.

Suddenly, he remembered the most important thing, his eyes rolled, and he said uneasily, "But...... That, the money ......"

The barber who killed Matt patted him on the shoulder, continued to be in a state of red light, and said with a spittle: "What kind of money!" You're my confidant! What kind of money do confidants talk about? Vulgar! ”

"It's just that," he paused suddenly, sneaked a glance in the direction where the shopkeeper was, and whispered in Xuanyuan Jing's ear, "You have to say a few more kind words in front of your idol." ”

Even the hairstyle was touted by him flutteringly, although he felt that the forum god was elusive, and he didn't have too many opportunities to contact him, but because of his face and empty pockets, Xuanyuan Jing still stiffened his head and agreed.

After receiving his assurance, the barber was very happy: "Good brother, it's really righteous enough, come on, come on, I'll help you paint some makeup, and make sure that the icing on the cake will make you more like a big villain!" No money! ”

Hearing descriptions such as "icing on the cake" and "more like a villain", Xuanyuan Jing was of course moved, and this barber had already confirmed his strength [Great Fog], so Xuanyuan Jing handed over his face to him very relieved.

The barber opened the drawer humming a song, pulled out a pile of bottles and cans, and began to smear them on Xuanyuan Jing's face. He hooks eyeliner and wears eyeshadow, and he is very passionate.

Simple makeup is much faster than a haircut, and soon, a new image of Xuanyuan Jing was born in the mirror - black lips, heavy smoky makeup, like a ghost.

At the beginning, when he saw his new image, Xuanyuan Jing of course refused, but he couldn't stand the first-class brainwashing skills of the barber, and he even felt that such a self was cool and full of evil charm, evil and domineering, domineering and noble, and he was an out-and-out villain - his demon protector named Su Shumei seemed to be the same appearance.

And with the birth of such a shape, his mood seems to have undergone a drastic change - it seems that the boundary between black and white has been completely blurred.

Xuanyuan Jing stood up and turned around in front of the mirror, admiring his new image from all angles, and startled the shopkeeper who happened to be looking at it.

The shopkeeper watched Xuanyuan Jing admire it dumbfounded, and walked out of the door with his head held high, until his back disappeared from sight, and then he woke up like a dream and pointed at the barber who killed Matt and scolded the others: "Didn't you let you watch and don't let him make trouble?" We don't want to have a business in our barber shop yet! ”

"The shopkeeper...... said the barber who had tried to stop him but failed, "I said that, but the customer asked for ...... by name."

The shopkeeper was speechless, shook his head, sighed, and couldn't help but feel a trace of worry in his heart.

Why is the current young aesthetic so strange...... Is it really time for your store to change its style?