The third male protagonist (5)
Group headquarters.
A high-level executive passed by Guan San, who was shaking his head and humming a song, and casually teased: "Third uncle, why are you so leisurely?" ”
Guan San snorted: "Isn't it like I haven't had any work recently." ”
"That's right, third uncle, the male protagonist ......" The senior suddenly remembered something, and his face showed a look of wanting to say something.
Guan San smiled faintly confidently, his face was full of confidence: "Don't worry, the male protagonist this time will definitely not be ...... again after careful overhaul."
As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang like a nightmare for him.
He glanced down at the caller ID, the smile on his face froze suddenly, and he seemed to hesitate for a few seconds before picking up the phone with a trembling hand, and his face changed instantly after listening to a few words-
"What!? Do you want to return an item? Wait, can you ask the reason first......"
“…… He plugged your toilet?! A cold sweat broke out on Guan San's forehead, "Wait, I'll send someone right away!" ”
Facing the smiling eyes of the high-level leaders, Guan San's face turned pale.
That male protagonist,Won't he be randomly added any skills such as "diarrhea" and "frailty", right?
There's no reason, obviously he hasn't touched Xiaofu No. 2 during this time!
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What Zhong Erbing didn't expect was ......
A few days ago, I was still laughing at night, and my body was so delicate, but after eating some spicy strips, I occupied the toilet for several days, and in the blink of an eye, this kind of schadenfreude turned into happiness and sadness!
Because--the night is dead, and he actually got the toilet! Stop up! Finish!
Not being able to go to the toilet is still a trivial matter, the key is that since that day, the whole house has been filled with an indescribable smell, so that Zhong Erbing, the owner of the house, has been unable to bear to hide in the unit or go to Bai Yueguang's house for one night these days.
Of course, she didn't think of a way, but it seemed to be cursed by something, obviously the corridor was full of small advertisements on the walls, but she found a few people who had access to the sewers in a row, either something was wrong or there was an accident on the road, so that the problem was not solved for several days.
Zhong Erbing, who couldn't return home, became more and more irritable, and after she couldn't solve the problem, she simply found Guan San directly, and after hearing Guan San's promise on the other end of the phone, she was relieved and ready to clean up the culprit.
Receiving Zhong Erbing's angry eyes, he knew that he had made a big disaster in the past few days, and the night warrior who shrunk at the foot of the bed like a trembling groundhog showed a desperate expression on his face, and the rest of the spicy strips were hidden in his clothes, so now, he shrank pitifully in the corner, covering the "big belly" stuffed with spicy strips, looking at Zhong Erbing with tears in his eyes, like a little white flower that has been oppressed, in vain to win her pity with such a shape.
However, the hard-hearted Zhong Erbing was unmoved, his face was gloomy and he pressed towards him step by step, his eyes fluttered in a panic, and he suddenly found something and pointed to the table and exclaimed: "You, you see ......"
Knowing that he was trying to divert his gaze, Zhong Erbing just glanced casually in the direction he was pointing, but the next moment, her expression became solemn.
- The location of the little doll that needed to be charged for forty-nine days in the original lottery was located, and at this time, there was only a burnt wire and a circle of charred black on the table!
After discovering that something was wrong, Zhong Erbing didn't care about finding Ye Wuxian to settle the account, her first reaction was to pinch her fingers and calculate the time, this calculation, her cold sweat flowed down.
Oops, it seems like it's not just forty-nine days, it's even ...... It's been almost three months?
Don't...... Incinerated?
This wonderful ending made Zhong Erbing feel complicated.
Even if she doesn't attach much importance to this first prize because of the group's products, she still makes her ...... if it is wasted for no reason
Ye Wuxian didn't think about it so much, only carefully buried himself in the quilt, only revealing a pair of eyes to secretly watch her reaction, at this time his heart was full of joy of "temporarily escaping".
Just when the two of them were thinking about their own affairs, suddenly the window was broken open from the outside, and at the same time, a man in black who was cold jumped in from the window with agility, and the moment he landed, the cold gaze just met with the sight of the night.
Suffering from this change, Zhong Erbing first reflexively grabbed her mobile phone and planned to call the police, but the next moment, she noticed that the mark on the man's forehead belonged to the male protagonist.
Recalling Guan San's assurance, Zhong Erbing let go of the phone and thought very suspiciously-
Could it be that this is the new male protagonist who will be sent by Guan San to atone for his sins, and he will go to the toilet?
"This, this is your new favorite? Want to replace me with instant noodles and spicy noodles? Compared with Zhong Erbing's relative composure, Ye Wuxian, who was originally shrunken, saw a natural enemy at this time, and the thorns all over his body were erected, glaring at the man in black as if he was facing a great enemy, and roared very repulsively, "No! I'm not going! The spicy strips are mine! Instant noodles are mine too! I'm still waiting to enter Lanxiang to learn to drive an excavator to the pinnacle of life! ”
seems to fantasize about the beautiful situation of reaching the peak of his life, and the whole person has fallen into a state of madness, jumping and rolling on the bed, but he doesn't want to be replaced.
"Beat him." Zhong Er looked at him coldly, and ordered angrily.
Before he had time to meet Zhong Erbing, the new male protagonist who received the order looked at Ye Wuxian with a frosty face, and he didn't have the idea of "why is he too anxious to fry each other from the same root", and smashed his fist into the tumbling Ye Wuxian.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Zhong Erbing glanced back at the two of them who were fighting together and went to open the door.
Outside the door was Guan San, who looked depressed.
Zhong Erbing welcomed him in, and after accepting Guan San's repeated apologies and infinite praise for the new male protagonist, the two stood at the door and began to watch the rare situation of the two male protagonists beating each other heartlessly.
One is strong in martial arts, strong in strength, and very proficient in fighting due to professional problems, and the other is small in size, flexible body, constantly dodging, and from time to time successfully sneak attack once or twice.
The two fought for a long time and didn't decide the winner, but Zhong Erbing, who was watching, yawned and said impatiently to stop: "Come on, don't fight." ”
After receiving the order, the two male protagonists reluctantly stopped. Even so, the fighting spirit between the two has not dissipated, and it seems that they will fight each other again after Zhong Erbing gives an order.
Zhong Erbing didn't bother to pay attention to the strange aura between them, and after rummaging through the cabinets for a while, he finally found a few bags of spicy noodles and instant noodles that had not expired, stuffed them into Ye Wuxian's arms, and said angrily: "You go, this is a practice ceremony." ”
"I ......" Ye Wuxian's eyes suddenly nailed to it, and he finally withdrew his gaze from above, and was about to speak, but Zhong Erbing pulled down his face: "If you don't go, you won't be able to do this!" ”
Ye Wuxian, who got the food, was very undisciplined, he took the initiative to walk up to Guan San with the newly obtained food in his arms, glanced at him with his spare eyes, and said compassionately: "It's time, let's go." ”
Tube 3: "......"
Although it is no wonder that such a male protagonist is abandoned, of course, there will be no trace of affection on his face. Guan Sanfang did not change his color, and followed him behind him with spicy strips, and pushed the new male protagonist on the side to Zhong Erbing's position, and prompted with encouragement; "Meet your new master."
The new male protagonist who has no battle goal first lost focus for a few seconds, and under the urging of Guan San, he seemed to come back to his senses as if he had just woken up from a dream, and then looked at Zhong Erbing.
The new male protagonist is dressed in a black short fight, with long inky hair tied up high, and half of a silver mask on his face, and his eyes behind the mask are cold to the bone, without a trace of human breath.
I don't know if it's an illusion, Zhong Erbing always felt that the moment he looked over, there was a murderous aura in his eyes.
Could it be that there is any deep hatred between him and himself in his "memory"?
didn't wait for Zhong Erbing to figure out what to smell, Guan Sanyan, who also noticed that scene, quickly pressed the new male protagonist's shutdown mark.
The new male protagonist fell straight down, and his head hit the foot of the bed with a loud "bang".
Guan San didn't seem to have heard it, and said with a smile: "Haha, it will be a little bit of a small impact for the two male protagonists to be together, but don't worry, the new male protagonist will be perfect and give you the best quality experience!" ”
"Wait-" Originally, if Guan San didn't say this, Zhong Erbing would still think that what he saw before was an illusion, but after he blurted out the words of three hundred taels of silver here, it deepened Zhong Erbing's suspicions.
She subconsciously wanted to stop her, Guan San seemed to sense her thoughts, and after his face changed, he quickly dragged Ye Wuxian towards the direction of the gate.
Just when Ye Wuxian, who was holding the spicy strips and didn't let go, was dragged out by the nervous Guan San, they happened to meet a man who was carrying vegetables and preparing to enter the door.
Seeing this scene, the man turned sideways slightly to make way for them, and hung his head slightly unconsciously, whether intentionally or unintentionally.
And Guan San, who was busy reprimanding Ye Wuxian regardless of the occasion, didn't have time to pay attention to others, and Ye Wuxian was a guy who was full of spicy strips, so the two sides passed by safely.
Chasing Guan San and the two to the door, Zhong Erbing noticed this strange man who had just entered the door.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but she always thinks he looks a little familiar.
After the two sides looked at each other a few times, Zhong Erbing finally remembered something, his heart moved faintly, and he pointed at him in disbelief: "You are not ......"
Before the words fell, the man had already meekly lowered his head: "Master." ”