Chapter 41: I'm scared to pee my pants

Peshawar is Pakistan's main transportation route to Afghanistan, and it is also a military town, and was a trading center on the Silk Road in ancient times.

During the war in Afghanistan, the black market for weapons in Peshawar became an important source of weapons for the Afghan resistance. In particular, the U.S. imperialist capital sent support weapons to Afghanistan in Guò, blocking the Soviet army.

The overland journey from Kabul to Peshawar can be a dangerous journey. But flying is very convenient, Chen Xu knows the direction of Peshawar, so according to the level and gyroscope, the plane can fly accurately towards the target.

It is estimated that Chen Xu reduced his altitude and speed when he entered Pakistan, and the Pakistani Air Force could basically guess that it was a smuggling arms dealer when flying in the direction of Peshawar at such a low altitude and low speed. The black arms market in Peshawar was originally set up by the top military officials, and there may be high-ranking air force officials involved in it. Therefore, if the pilots do not have special instructions from their superiors, they are generally too lazy to take to the air to intercept, and they will be scolded by their superiors if they don't talk about fuel.

For a long time, these smugglers and the Pakistani Air Force have formed a tacit understanding, as long as you obey the rules and fly, I will not come to intercept you.

Chen Xu was familiar with the rules, so he reduced the height and speed to the specified values in time.

The big man reclined in the seat, his chest and abdomen rose and fell slightly, and the whole person was surprisingly quiet. Just staring at the bright moon outside the window in a daze, this may be the closest in his life, and he can see the moon so clearly.

Looking at Zhong Siyang's distracted appearance, Chen Xu squatted up with a spoof, and when the plane entered Pakistan and was about to descend, Chen Xu pressed down on the nose of the plane, and the plane slowly dived downward.

"Big man, we're running out of gas! What to do...... We're dead. Chen Xu held the joystick tightly, his back pressed against the seat, pretending to be very anxious, and shouted hoarsely.

Where did Zhong Siyang understand that the plane was just slowly decreasing altitude, he just felt that the plane was flying downward, coupled with Chen Xu's panicked and dying, he was suddenly frightened and his hair stood on end, and Chen Xu even saw goosebumps all over his body explode instantly.

"Director Chen! What do you mean that there is no oil, haven't you calculated how much oil you have to burn on the road! What to do now. Zhong Siyang grabbed the seat with both hands, his eyes rolled from side to side, and the cold sweat on his forehead burst out.

"There are too many munitions in the back, and the plane consumes too much fuel, why should the plane descend so fast, we will crash in two minutes at most!" Chen Xu shouted, as if the plane was really about to have an accident.

"I knew I wasn't going to make your plane, ah...... I saw the mountains, and I was going to die! ”

The plane descended to a certain altitude allowed by the Pakistani Air Force, and in the bright moonlight, the Karakoram Mountains and the Hindu Kush Mountains were clearly visible as if draped in a silver veil below.

"Kidding you, how could I be so stupid as not to calculate the fuel and distance before takeoff, even if the fuel capacity of this plane is fully loaded, it can meet our flight to the destination." Seeing that Zhong Siyang's face was pale and his breathing began to become short, Chen Xu finally flattened the plane and continued to fly steadily.

"Why are you like this! How can this kind of thing be used as a joke! Zhong Siyang pursed his lips and sniffed, tears came out.

"Hahaha! It's just to let you experience the thrill of the rest of your life! Doesn't it feel transparent and refreshing? Chen Xu smiled heartlessly, and suddenly he saw water flowing out from under the big man's seat, stretched out his head to go over, and suddenly screamed in a fuss: "Oops...... I'm scared to pee! ”

"I'll never talk to you again!" Zhong Siyang covered his crotch and ran to the back cargo hold to clean up his wet pants.

When Chen Xu and Zhong Siyang left Kabul, they didn't expect to catch Beretski on the first night, so they didn't take away the luggage left in the hotel, but fortunately, it was just some clothes, and it didn't matter if they lost it.

The big man quickly walked back, wiping the urine stains on and under his seat with a canvas he had found in the cabin, then tossed the canvas aside, sat in his seat and turned his head and never spoke again.

"Hey...... Don't be angry! I promise I won't tell you about it! The process of flying was very boring, and it was still far from landing at this time, Chen Xu would not let go of the opportunity to tease the big man, so he stretched out his hand and flicked his arm.

……

The two of them teased and teased all the way, and when the sky was slightly bright, they finally arrived at Peshawar, and he could see the landmark buildings of the city below.

However, what distressed Chen Xu was that he found himself disoriented, because he did not find the landmark building, and he couldn't find the location of the improvised runway for a while.

After three laps over the city, the sun finally rose lazily when the fuel was running out, and the onion-headed building built on the top of the hill with gold leaf emitted a golden glow like a beacon light, and sitting on the plane was like seeing a small sun.

The golden bright spot was found, and the improvised running path hidden between the trees on the side of the mountain finally came into view.

"I'm almost going to land at Peshawar International Airport, and if we land anywhere, all the arms on our plane will be confiscated." Chen Xu patted his chest and congratulated himself on his good luck.

Chen Xu passed through the field at a low altitude twice in a row over the simple runway, signaling that he was about to land on the ground. When it was the third time, Chen Xu staggered to the ground, slowed down, and stopped, all in one go.

"After getting off the plane later, you can follow me what I do, don't itch your hands and touch everywhere, you know!" After the plane entered the tarmac and came to a standstill, Chen Xu told Zhong Siyang some rules after getting off the plane, warning him not to walk around like a baby.

After getting off the plane, six soldiers each grabbed an AK47 and walked over, Chen Xu opened the cabin door behind the plane, and the two walked out, standing next to the plane and waiting for these people to come.

"Are you Chinese? Do you need help moving these munitions to the warehouse? A middle-aged officer at the head stretched out his hand to check his passport and visa, but seeing that both of them were Chinese, he tried to ease his mind a little. Compared with the white-eyed wolf country like Beibang, Pakistan is a brother country of China, and the treatment of Chinese in Pakistan will always be bad.

"Do you need money to move out? If it's free, I'll bother you. "The two guys entered the country secretly, so naturally they didn't have visas, but they still had passports.

Chen Xu handed over the two passports, Chen Xu didn't understand what the rules of the black market of weapons in this period were, and there might be changes with future generations, so it was always right to ask more. Moreover, he had not much money on him, except for the little loose money he had brought with him when he went out to eat in Kandahar, and the rest were all money and watches collected from Beretski's three hairy men, which were not worth a few dollars, and he had to sell the arms and planes in the afternoon to regain his wealth.

"Nope! It doesn't cost to move, are you visiting Peshawar for the first time? However, after each successful transaction, the airport is given a commission of three percent. The middle-aged officer casually glanced at the two passports and confirmed that Chen Xu and Zhong Siyang were real Chinese, and only then did he have a smile on his face.

Chen Xu is not afraid of the people here pit themselves, this airport and the weapons black market next to it are all set up by the Pakistani military, and the military direction of the minibus has a close relationship with the domestic military, and domestic arms dealers will always be warmly welcomed here.

"When will the market open? Where is breakfast here? Chen Xu's Urdu is not very good, and he can only speak in English, but the middle-aged officer's English is obviously worse, and the two of them can only communicate in English and Urdu.

"Breakfast? You come with me, my men will help you move your goods into the warehouse, and when the market opens at two o'clock in the afternoon, you can go and sell them, and you can definitely sell them for a lot of money with so many munitions! The middle-aged officer handed back his passport to Chen Xu, and then signaled that he would personally send the two to a place to eat.

"Wait a minute!" After Chen Xu finished speaking, he trotted into the plane, and after a while, he ran out with five TT33 pistols inserted in cowhide holsters, and then distributed the guns to the five soldiers, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Come on!" We are good friends, good brothers, and this is a greeting gift! ”

Ordinary foreign trade versions of Soviet-made pistols are cheap on the market, but what Chen Xu sent was the standard equipment of the Soviet army, and the reliability and power were obviously higher than a grade.

The middle-aged officer and the other four soldiers were naturally knowledgeable, they all looked at each other with pistols, and they gave guns when they met for the first time, and they were also the ones who gave them good guns, they were really the first time in their lives, but the friendship between China and Pakistan was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Everyone saw Chen Xu's appearance that if you don't accept it, you won't give face, and they smiled at each other and accepted it.

Subsequently, under the guidance of a middle-aged officer, the two were taken to a hotel called "Rose". Then negotiate with the front desk in person and let the back kitchen deliver the food.

"Do you want to go upstairs to rest after eating? After all, there are still seven or eight hours before the market opens in the afternoon! The middle-aged officer asked loudly at Chen Xu, who had found a seat and sat down.

"Just book a room for us! I'm tired from a night on the plane, and it's really good to get a good night's sleep. Chen Xu stretched out his thumb and nodded in response with a smile.

After arranging food and rooms for the two, the middle-aged officer said goodbye and left.

The two of them finished a hearty breakfast with peace of mind, and walked down the spiral staircase of the hotel to the fifth floor according to the guidance of the front desk.

It was very comfortable to step on the soft Persian carpet, and after entering the house, Chen Xu took off his shoes and socks to release his toes, and glanced back at the big man who was still walking around the room as if he was a little affected, and he still couldn't let go of the matter of peeing his pants just now.

Chen Xu shook his head with a smile, then picked up the phone on the cabinet at the door of the room and contacted the front desk: "Can I call the tailor?" I need to order two suits at once. ”

"Yes! I'll go and get the tailor over for you right away. The guy at the front desk responded immediately, and then hung up the phone.

When Chen Xu came out of the shower, there happened to be a knock on the door, and after the door was opened, the front desk led two old tailors in.

"Big man, the tailor is here, if you want to change into new clothes, hurry over and let them help you measure your figure." Chen Xu took off his bathrobe cleanly, wearing only a pair of shorts, and generously asked the old tailor to measure all parts of his body with a tape measure.

"I'll take a shower first." The big man sniffed his hands, and he smelled of urine on his body, and he didn't want the tailor to smell it, so he hurried into the bathroom.

When Zhong Siyang came out of the shower, the tailor stepped on the stool to measure his figure, and then told him that he must bring the suit before two o'clock in the afternoon, and then he retired and left.