"I'm grass, can I think so, I was kicked out of her virtual space by Xiaomei's chick!"

"Okay, you little girl, you dare to kick your master's ass, see if I don't throw this chain in the septic tank, so that you will stink and never see the sun for ten thousand years."

But Chen Hao was about to grab the necklace around his neck, but he hesitated, because the one that Xiao Mei said before, that he could see unexpected benefits after cultivating his qigong mental method to a certain extent in the future......

"Forget it, how can I, Chen Hao, have a lot of trouble with you little girl."

"Damn, it's already seven o'clock, no, it's only a little while, it's already dawn. Today is the last day of the exam, and an excellent student like me, Chen Hao, is not so bad that he will skip class in the exam. ”

"What if I pass the exam, I will find my missing father when the time comes, haha I'm so happy to think about it!"

In the next five minutes, Chen Hao finished everything from putting on pants to peeing and eating breakfast, and sat in the classroom on time at 7:50, ten minutes before the 8 o'clock exam.

"Wow, why was it ten minutes early this time, and I forgot to pee a little longer!"

When Chen Hao was sitting on his desk and about to take the pen from his schoolbag, he suddenly found that he had made a very serious mistake today, oh no, it should be a mistake, not a mistake. Because mistakes are not always reversed, mistakes are often made.

"Damn, the fat man borrowed my pen and forgot to take his schoolbag when I went to school."

"Brother Hao, brother, I really convinced you, the second millennium in your class, actually borrowed a pen from me, the millennium oldest, let's not care whether the grades are positive or backward, Brother Hao, even if you want to insult my brother and me, you can't have the same reason every time!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry brother, Brother Hao, I forgot that you never brought a pen and a brain to the exam, and you relied on slips of paper."

"Brother Hao, Brother Hao, class leader, our school flower class leader must have more than one pen, maybe she will give you one for the sake of you touching her that day, haha......"

The fat man pointed to Su Moxue not far in front of him and smiled very strangely.

"Fatty, believe it or not, I robbed you of the position of the thousand-year-old this time!"

As soon as the fat man heard Chen Hao say this, he instantly greeted him with a smile, rubbing his shoulders and beating his back.

It stands to reason that the penultimate is much more face-to-face than the penultimate one, especially for Chen Hao and the fat man's achievements, but when Chen Hao said that he wanted to give his second-to-last result of the millennium to the fat man, he was very attentive next to him, which has to say one thing before this.

Before the exam, Chen Hao, the super ugly girl in their class, Yang Damei, walked to the podium and said that she had liked fat people for a long time and wanted to be fat people's girlfriends. But the fat man who has always had a crush on Su Moxue, oh can't be said to be a crush, because almost everyone who has seen Su Moxue will like her, so it can't be said to be a crush.

At that time, the fat man was good enough, but he said coldly, "We are all still students, we must focus on our studies, and we must not let the seeds of adolescence kill the future flowers of the motherland." ”

But Yang Damei was unwilling, and had to beg to be a fat girl's friend, and the fat man had no choice but to put forward a condition, the fat man said that as long as he improved his exam results by one place, he would agree to associate with Yang Damei, that is, the position of Chen Hao, the second thousand-year-old man.

So when Chen Hao said that he wanted to take the position of the fat man for a thousand years, the fat man would be very attentive, which is why the fat man didn't even bring a pen in the exam.

There was a lot of nonsense, and I saw that the exam time was coming, but Chen Hao's pen still didn't solve it.

"No, I, Chen Hao, am a good young man of the motherland, I can't study like a bad student like a fat man, if there is no student who has diarrhea on his back, it is very likely that he is still the second in the millennium, but at least borrow a pen to write his name!"

"It's basically impossible to borrow a pen from the boys in the class, because it's good enough for them to bring that only pen into the exam room, and there's no need to expect them to bring a second pen. They would even pray to Amitabha that the pen would be broken in the exam, because then they would be able to brag about the paper with zero eggs after the exam results came down, saying that if the pen didn't happen to be broken, it would definitely be better than whoever did in the exam. ”

If you want to ask me how Chen Hao would know, then I can only tell you that Chen Hao once did this.

"Forget it, let's put the face in my pocket for the time being."

Seeing that the time was about to come, it happened that Su Moxue's tablemate and best friend walked in from the door.

"Hehe, the cutest classmate in our class, Huo Lingling, you are so beautiful today! Come out, a beautiful girl like you, if your classmates want to borrow a pen from you, you will be very happy, right? ”

"Damn, when did I, Chen Hao, learn to say such sensual words, it's disgusting, but Huo Lingling and Su Moxue are really wronged at the same table, they can eat with their faces, and compared with Su Moxue, they have become those who eat by strength, but Huo Lingling's small figure is really tempting...... It's just that that place is a little smaller than Su Moxue......"

"Hehe, I didn't bring a pen to the exam, you want me to give you one, right, no way!"

"A few days ago, I touched the place where our Xiaoxue was, did I borrow your pen to ask you to write out the feelings of touching our Xiaoxue that day when you took the exam writing essay today!"

"Hey, you little rascal, stay away from me, don't get too close to me, this girl is so plump Xiong will bounce you away."

Huo Lingling hadn't taken a few steps forward when she suddenly turned back and said to Chen Hao.

Chen Hao was pressed by Huo Lingling, and was just about to speak, but the class bell rang, and Ma Deliang and Xu Qian walked in with the papers. Chen Hao could only give up on borrowing the pen, and returned to the act stupidly.

"Brother, this time your brother Hao really wants to help you, but this time the position of the second millennium is really going to be given to you."

Just as Chen Hao was talking to the fat man behind him, he suddenly found that there was a pen lying quietly on his desk, and there was a cute blue bear on the top of the pen.

"I'm grass, I'm Chen Hao's character explosion today, I can't find a pen when I borrow a pen everywhere, this is the pen put by a classmate who has been on a boat with me in my previous life!"

No matter what, the pen thing was finally done, but the real test really began, because for a student like Chen Hao, who is the second oldest student in the millennium, the exam is usually a nightmare.

Of course, as I said earlier, it's usually a nightmare, but there are exceptions when it's not.

No, at the same time as Chen Hao's nightmare began, a spring dream also kicked off......