184. 184. You should die at the hands of a woman
Hearing Lu Feng's shouting, the hippopotamus took the lead in running out of the room, Lu Feng saw it, and laughed: "Hippo, you guy don't look at the biggest, as soon as you hear that there is food, you run faster than anyone else!" Beware that you can't run anymore if you gain weight! ”
Hearing Lu Feng say this, the hippopotamus also laughed and said, "Boss, don't worry, even if you add another 1200 catties, I will still run as fast as now!" Besides, I didn't run out so quickly just to eat something delicious, but mainly to obey your boss's orders! He looked at Lu Feng with a smile on his face, and said with a smile, "I'm not like a few of them, I don't come out when I hear your boss's order, don't I treat your boss as a bad thing?" ”
Hearing the hippopotamus's words, Lu Feng couldn't help laughing and said: "Hippo, you guy not only patted my fart, but also sowed discord, see if they come out and don't kick your hippopotamus to pieces!" ”
At this moment, the snow wolf, the stegosaurus, and the spear god all came out, looked at the hippopotamus together, and said, "Hippo, there are three of us, you have two halves of the buttocks, and one kick is not enough!" Say, where do you owe the kick? ”
Hearing others say this, the hippopotamus covered his buttocks as big as a millstone with both hands, and said with a smile: "It's not enough anyway, you don't have to kick anywhere!" ”
Seeing that the glasses also came out of the room, Lu Feng shouted upstairs again: "Hongmei, Ke'er, hurry up!" ”
The glasses slowly came down from upstairs, and saw that Lin Miaoke and Xuehong had not come down yet, and muttered in a low voice: "Mom, women are trouble!" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said: "Women are troublesome, then don't look for women in the future, be single for the rest of your life!" ”
The glasses lifted up his glasses, and said with a smile: "Boss, I'm not like you, I can't do without a woman at any time, be careful of being robbed by a woman!" He looked upstairs and whispered, "Boss, I'll give you a heads-up!" The two women upstairs, both like you! I see that the red girls are already jealous! These two women are very troublesome, if you don't handle it well, we will have a lot of fun below! ”
As soon as the glasses said this, they only heard the blood-red voice shouting upstairs: "Damn glasses, what nonsense are you talking about?" Your glasses are shattered, aren't they? ”
The glasses pursed their lips and whispered, "Mom, the voice is so small, you can still hear it!" ”
Lu Feng looked at the dejected glasses and gloated: "Call you kid talking nonsense!" ”
The glasses rolled his eyes and said, "Boss, I kindly remind you that not only do you not appreciate it, but you gloat, your mother really has no conscience, you deserve to die in the hands of a woman!" ”
Before Lu Feng could speak, the blood red who had already walked out of the room shouted again: "Glasses, your kid's computer also wants to be broken, isn't it?" ”
The glasses looked at the road wind, shrugged their shoulders, and said in their hearts: Mom's, you haven't gotten together yet, and you have learned to be consistent with the outside world!
Lin Miaoke walked to the glasses, looked at him silently and looked a little depressed, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "What did you just say to make Sister Xuehong unhappy?" Why didn't I hear anything? ”
The glasses shrugged and said, "I didn't say anything!" ”
Lin Miaoke looked confused and said, "But just now Sister Xuehong clearly said that you were talking nonsense!" ”
The glasses smiled and said, "Ke'er, don't listen to her nonsense, she has a problem with her ears!" Speaking of this, seeing that Xuehong glared at himself fiercely, he hurriedly changed his words again, "No, no, I said it wrong, it's because I have a problem with my ears!" I have a problem with my mouth too! ”
Lin Miaoke looked at her glasses and said sympathetically: "You, you also have something wrong with your brain, right?" ”
The glasses hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, my brain is full of water, and the problem is serious!" ”
Listening to the glasses laugh like this, everyone else laughed. Seeing this, Blood Red snorted: "Virtue!" ”
Lu Feng saw it, smiled and said, "Okay, let's get in the car, go to the best hotel in Huadu, eat a big meal, don't get drunk and don't return!" ”
When everyone heard this, they all happily started to get on the bus. The hippopotamus wanted to sit in the back, but the stegosaurus wouldn't let him sit and said, "You guy has three seats for one person, so let's sit in the driver's seat and drive well!" ”
There was no way, so the hippopotamus had to reluctantly sit in the driver's seat. Lin Miaoke pulled the blood red and sat in the Maserati, Lu Feng saw that everyone was seated, and was about to get into the car and sit in the driver's seat in front, but suddenly frowned slightly. When the hippopotamus saw it, he couldn't help but shout: "Boss, what are you grinding, get in the car!" ”
Lu Feng looked at the people in the car, smiled bitterly and said, "Brothers, I'm really sorry, I'm afraid we won't be able to leave now!" ”
The hippopotamus was about to ask why, but suddenly he heard the roar of wheels in the distance, and the sound was coming from here, and after a while, it had already driven to the front of the hotel.
When the hippopotamus heard this, he turned over and jumped off the open-top Humvee, and laughed: "Those people don't just come when they say they come, do they?" If that's the case, that's great! My bombs are where they come in! So saying, he ran into the house to get his bomb.
Lu Feng waved his hand to stop the hippopotamus and said, "No need, it's not them!" ”
Listening to Lu Feng's words, the hippopotamus stood on his feet and said, "Who is that?" ”
Lu Feng smiled and said, "Just go out and have a look!" He said to the others, "Sit in the car first, don't come out!" Then he walked towards the gate. Before he could reach the gate, the gate was pushed open at once. I saw that Director Wang, who had been beaten by himself for blackmail some time ago, had a blue nose and swollen face, while pushing open the door and shouting outside: "This is it, come in and arrest him!" ”
With Director Wang's words, hundreds of heavily armed policemen and heavily armed special police officers poured in like the wind, and soon surrounded the road wind, and hundreds of black hole guns were aimed at the road wind, and even the hippopotamus ten meters away and the gun god and others sitting in the convertible car were also surrounded inside. Luckily, the yard is spacious enough, otherwise these people would not be able to squeeze in!
Surrounded by so many guns, the hippopotamus not only did not feel a little scared and nervous, but instead looked at the gun god with a big mouth and laughed and said, "Fuck! We really have a lot of face, so many people came to see us just came here! The gun gods listened and didn't speak, just smiled faintly, sat motionless in the car, as if they were watching the excitement of others.
Director Wang walked up to Lu Feng and said with a wicked smile: "Lu Feng, I'll see where you're running today!" ”
Lu Feng looked at the newly replaced front teeth in Director Wang's mouth, smiled faintly and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, Director Wang has also changed his teeth!" Do you have dog teeth or pig teeth in your mouth? ”