43. Kindergarten level

On the third day of the signing, Xu Jie arranged work for Ye Ze: to take a set of promotional plane photos.

The route he designed for "Ye Lingyue" is to remain mysterious, controlling the frequency and depth of its appearance in front of the public. In this regard, his official explanation to the company was to continue to hang the appetite of the market, and the real reason was that he knew that Ye Ze and his senior sister could not appear for more than half an hour, so naturally they could not take on the work with a large workload, and just wanted to send him and himself to quickly find out if Chen Xiao had any problems and leave quickly.

Xu Jie was stunned that all kinds of arrangements had been made in advance, and that there were arrangements after Ye Lingyue, and the photo work must be completed within twenty-five minutes, urging the staff to complete the work with the highest efficiency. As a result, after Ye Ze took the propaganda photos, he met a group of reporters who heard the news through various channels and tried their best to sneak in.

Ye Ze and Xu Jie both knew that thirty minutes were almost over, and Xu Jie arranged for someone to stop him, while signaling Ye Ze to run quickly.

Today's Ye is running, and ordinary people can't catch up.

Zhongyu Ji, who was stopped, watched Goddess Ye Lingyue run all the way into the ...... The men's restroom at the other end of the hallway.

They were stopped and couldn't get over, the guards didn't come, and Xu Jie and the others couldn't take them away for a while. Between the tug-of-war between the two sides, the entertainment reporters began to click and take pictures in the direction of the bathroom at the other end.

What they think is, there is no secret passage in anyone's bathroom, and people have to come out when they go in, right?

As a result, five minutes later, an ordinary-sized young man came out of it, Ye Lingyue, she just didn't come out and disappeared.

So Ye Ze went home and saw the latest headlines-

"Goddess Ye was surrounded by reporters, ran into the men's toilet in a panic, and was cleared and left by the suspected staff".

Ye Ze looked at the attached back picture of the suspected staff walking with his head down, and found that it was indeed him.

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In the afternoon of the same day, Ye Ze actually received a call from his mother.

I have always felt that "I am very relieved to follow Ah Ran", so the first sentence of Ye's mother, who basically can't remember her son, when she called, was: "Son, you can't do anything to be sorry for Ah Ran." ”

Ye Ze couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, and said, "Mom, what do you want, Song Xuran and I are not that kind of relationship, how can I do something sorry for him......"

Ye Mu was stunned for a second, and then said, "I mean, even if you like people, don't hit Ah Ran's girlfriend's attention." ”

So it was.

The last time Song Xuran rode a motorcycle to pick up Ye Ze, his back was photographed, and ordinary people couldn't recognize it, but Song's father and Song's mother would definitely be able to recognize it. The adults of the two families all agreed that it would be good for them to handle the child's affairs by themselves, and they both believed that Song Xuran was sure of doing things, so they didn't ask.

This time, Ye Ze's back is on the news again, and Ye's mother will definitely be able to recognize it, and she is even more sure that the girl named "Ye Lingyue" knows her son and Ah Ran next door. And the girl who made up such a beautiful girl must be Ah Ran's girlfriend next door, and her stupid son may secretly like others when he sees them beautiful. So I decided to call my stupid son to remind him not to make a mistake.

Ye Ze was impressed by his mother's strong imagination, and at the same time, he was ashamed in his heart that he wanted to blame his mother for being crooked, because the logical chain of brushing the school forum in the past few days had become a post of "Song Xuran rejected Yun Meiyi for Ye Ze", and was disrupted by the comments below.

He hurriedly explained to Mother Ye that he didn't like others, and neither did Song Xuran.

Mother Ye said in a tone of "don't lie to me": "I don't know you yet, you have liked to be beautiful since you were a child." When Ah Ran and his family first moved in, Ah Ran didn't pay much attention to you at all, not that you saw that people were good-looking at that time, and they played with you every day. ”

Ye Ze didn't remember that he still had such a dog-legged black history!

He took the opportunity to ask: "Mom, I also called Brother Song Xuran when I was a child?" ”

Talking about her son's childhood, Mother Ye suddenly became interested: "That's not it, Ah Ran's birthday is three months older than you, and he seems to be earlier and more sensible than you. ”

Ye Ze hung up the phone with sadness. The saddest thing is that when he was a child, he didn't remember anything, how could Song Xuran remember it clearly!

The so-called blessing and misfortune are not one-way, and Ye Ze soon received a notice from Xu Jie, saying that Chen Xiao wanted to see him at night.

Ye Ze: "This won't work, I have a modern history class in the evening." ”

Xu Jie asked him to take leave without mercy, and said that he was born during the Kangxi period, experienced the entire modern history, and could make up lessons for him.

Ye Ze secretly hated who used him to make up for the lesson. The key is that it is extremely troublesome for them to ask for leave from school, sick leave must be certified by the hospital, and personal leave must be signed and agreed by the counselor and the head teacher, and it is impossible for Ye Ze to ask for leave in a formal manner.

And this class is a compulsory course for the whole school, Ye Ze's teacher is very serious and responsible, every time he will ask the students who did not come before why they don't come to class, students have to answer a subjective question similar to "What do you think is the reason for the failure of the Qing government's attempt to reform" in a very short period of time in each class, which plays a role similar to sign-in, and the homework in question will be picked out by the teacher to find students to ask individually. It is difficult for ordinary students to write two answers with different meanings in different handwriting in such a short period of time, so it is difficult to find someone to sign on their behalf.

But there is one person who can do this without difficulty, and that is Song Xuran. His own handwriting is very good, it belongs to a neat and powerful font, but he can also write with Ye Ze's self-free handwriting, and sometimes even Ye Ze can't tell whether it was written by Song Xuran or written by himself. In a short period of time, it is even more trivial for him to compile a few answers to modern history with different meanings.

So Ye Ze dialed Song Xuran's phone: "Old Song, I have to skip class at night, please cover me in modern history class!" ”

Song Xuran asked him coldly and quietly, "Why don't you come to class again?" ”

Because I'm going to meet a domineering president who seems to have thoughts about my priestess form Yan who is suspected of being behind the scenes.

Ye Ze felt that if he dared to say this, Song Xuran would be able to come over and clean him up now, and then take him to modern history with him to accept the baptism of the spirit of the revolutionary ancestors.

He said: "Oh, it's Ye Lingyue's identity that was called to take photos, and it is needed for work." He has been explaining to Song Xuran that the existence of the priestess is to help him cover his identity and save the world, similar to Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, Hulk, etc., who wear superhero gear after transformation.

After listening to his explanation, Song Xuran kept looking at him with idiotic eyes, and said flatly: "Ye Ze." I've only seen superheroes dressed as animals in movies, but I've never seen anyone dressed up as a girl as a cover. ”

Ye Zeyan told him that it was because DC and Marvel could no longer keep up with the trend, if according to the development of China's online literature, a hero like him would soon appear - didn't Sanbai just read too many novels, so he picked such a skill for him?

Ye Ze felt heartbroken every time he thought about it.

Over there, Song Xuran listened to his explanation and said "en" lightly, and then asked casually as if confirmed: "Didn't lie to me?" ”

Ye Ze hurriedly promised: "I didn't lie to you, I didn't lie to you." ”

Song Xuran said "en" again and said, "If you don't lie to me, I won't do anything to answer questions for you and deceive the teacher...... Unless you beg me. ”

Ye Ze was stunned for an instant, and said in his heart, Lao Song, is this infected with the virus, IQ and EQ have degraded to kindergarten.

But he did have a request for help, and he could only cooperate: "Old Song, I beg you to help me this time." ”

I listened to the person on the other end of the phone and said lightly: "Call me Brother Xuran." ”