Qin Luan's feelings for Ren Li are often back and forth between "our friendship has come to an end" and "this second goods is quite pleasing to the eye", and there can be two hundred impulses to strangle her a day, but she didn't start because no one will be empty when she quarrels, and Ren Li should be in a similar mood to her.

But now Qin Luan still feels that she should have a blood feud with Ren Li, otherwise how could she send a canned herring over and pull Ji Weishuang to open it together? What is the concept of canned herring? This thing opens in the square, and the square dance aunt can't help but rush up and beat people! She might as well send a knife directly to put herself on her neck and force Ji Weishuang - are you going to act in a stage play?! If you don't go, I'll die for you!

Qin Luan had no other way, holding the mentality of a dead horse being a live horse doctor, hiding around the corner with a courier box, and glancing at Ji Weishuang's door from time to time, his sneaky appearance did not look like an attempt to create a forcible encounter, but as if he wanted to take the opportunity to stuff an explosive bag into Ji Weishuang's house.

There was movement at the door of Ji Weishuang's house, Qin Luan peeked at it, it was Ji Weishuang who came out to throw away the garbage, and she hurriedly opened the express box while walking towards the safe passage.

Ji Weishuang threw the black garbage bag into the trash can, clapped his hands, and turned around to see Qin Luan approaching.

"What a coincidence, Miss Ji." Qin Luan greeted her as usual, and Ji Weishuang nodded with a smile, which was considered a response.

Qin Luan threw the courier box into the trash, and suddenly the mysterious Chao Ji Weishuang squeezed her eyes, she held up a bright yellow can taken out of the courier box, and asked, "Does Miss Ji know what this is?"

Ji Weishuang glanced at the text on the can, Surstromming? She shook her head, "I don't know."

Qin Luan's eyes lit up: "The best in the world, dare to try?"

Ren Li sent all the can openers, and at the same time, there were disposable covers, masks, and gloves, which can be said to be a warm service to the home, but Qin Luan didn't dare to take it out and use it, Ji Weishuang was still standing next to her, and wearing those things was not just written from head to toe to pit people, isn't this a defensive gesture?

One of the taboos of canned herring must inform all the people around before opening the can to prevent accidents.

The gas in the canned herring expands because of the herring fermentation, and the can in Qin Luan's hand is bulging, which means that the herring has been pickled, which is also the time when the smell is the strongest.

The second taboo for opening canned herring is not to open the canned food in a closed environment, otherwise the consequences will be very strict.

After hearing the notoriety of canned herring for a long time, Qin Luan was still a little eager to try, she held her breath, and operated the can opener knife on her right, and at the moment of piercing, a sewage-colored mysterious liquid shot out.

The blade cut through the tinplate, and an indescribable stench gushed out, like the smell of a mixture of inferior blended vinegar, ** grease, and rotten eggs.

Qin Luan paused for a moment, choked violently, at that moment there seemed to be a mournful auditory hallucination, as if there were countless demons and monsters howling in her head, her nose was sour, tears welled up in her eyes, this thing is still spicy eyes!

If it weren't for the canned food she opened herself, she would have thought that she had made some kind of biological weapon, and could she eat this?! No matter how you look at it, it will only make people think of the word "intestine piercing"!

In the hazy eyes of tears, Qin Luan glanced at Ji Weishuang, she maintained the posture when she opened the can, and she didn't say a word, and she was a little demented in her piety.

Finally, I could see the whole picture clearly, there were a few raw fish soaked in the turbid gray-yellow liquid, and the silver-white scales were still shining!

This smell is really too exciting, the smell is like a hand going straight to Tianling Gai and turning his head to pick your throat and eyes, Qin Luan's stomach acid turned to his throat, and his hands and feet pressed the edge of the table uncontrollably, and lifted the table!

The all-white oak folding table was easily overturned by her, and the cans on the table also flew out, and the fish inside flew with the soup in the light, Qin Luan watched it spill onto the floor, onto the wall, and onto the drawn solid-colored curtains, and finally couldn't help screaming-

"Ahh

Ren Li, I don't share it with you!!

Qin Luan grabbed the stunned Ji Weishuang, rushed out of the door with lightning speed, and slammed the door out of the posture of shaking the ground.

Qin Luan was leaning against the wall, her stomach twitched for a while, she covered her mouth and nose, and told herself to grit her teeth and hold back, she couldn't vomit into the corridor! She looked up at Ji Weishuang with teary eyes: "Miss Ji, can you borrow a bathroom......"

Ji Weishuang moved, she raised her hand and wiped her nose with her sleeve, wiping away a dazzling bright red, Qin Luan was shocked, Ji Weishuang had a nosebleed? !

Ji Weishuang covered his nose as if he didn't care and nodded.

she's really smoked to the point of nosebleeds! Qin Luan forgot about her discomfort, she was still staying, but she was helped up by Ji Weishuang.

In just two days, he entered Ji Weishuang's house again, the TV was on in the living room, and the little short legs were squatting on the sofa, and when he saw them coming in, he made a piercing cry like being stepped on by his tail, and the hair on his whole body exploded, and he popped out like a lightning bolt and disappeared at once, Qin Luan obviously felt that Ji Weishuang was stiff.

Her actions became rough, and she walked quickly to the bathroom with Qin Luan, closed the door, and let go of herself to wash the blood on her face.

Qin Luan stumbled to the edge of the toilet and vomited, fortunately she didn't eat much, Qin Luan felt that someone picked up her hair and tied a hairband for her, Qin Luan looked back, it was Ji Weishuang who still had water droplets on her face, and she was a little moved for a moment, she wanted to tell Ji Weishuang that you are an angel! You and Little Shortlegs are angels!

But before Qin Luan could express his gratitude, another feeling of vomiting came up.

When she finally emptied the contents of her stomach, she could only cover her stomach and retch, this is really a big death, is it really not counterproductive to make Ji Weishuang so wolf?

Qin Luan felt a little better, she took out the phone and called Shi Feiwan.

After three rings, it was connected, and Qin Luan was angry and called Sister Yufei.

The voice on the phone was a little surprised: "What's wrong with you?" Why is your voice so unenergetic? ”

Ji Weishuang went out, Qin Luan turned on the speakerphone, put the phone aside and leaned against the wall: "It's nothing, it's just that I opened a canned herring in the house." ”

“…… I know. "When you open a can of herring in the house, do you mean you're stupid? Or are you brave or better? Shi Feiwan still relaxed, "I'll deal with it, are you okay?" Do I need to go to the hospital? ”

"No, I'm here with Miss Ji." Qin Luan remembered something, "Sister Yufei, it's best to let the people who come over wear air filtration masks, the smell is really not something that humans can bear." ”

A call came in, Qin Luan glanced at the screen, and quickly said to Shi Feiwan to contact him and then connected to the phone: "Ren Li, you still dare to call!" ”

"Sounds pretty energetic." Ren Liming's tone was very unsatisfactory in Qin Luan's ears, "How is it?" Is Ji Weishuang with you? ”

"I'll go to your uncle's!" Qin Luan wanted to vomit for a while when he thought of that smell, and couldn't help but scold, "Even if I pull Ji Weishuang, what can I do?" If you have a nosebleed from everyone, you can promise you that there will be a ghost! ”

Ren Li completely ignored Qin Luan's point, and she said step by step: "How is it?" Do you feel very kind when you look at Ji Weishuang now? ”

Qin Luan's mind immediately popped up with Ji Weishuang, who had just tied her hair, and it was the first time she had seen Ji Weishuang so closely, her long eyelashes were still stained with water droplets, her lowered eyes looked serious and religious, her fair face seemed to be about to glow, Qin Luan didn't know how to remember so many details at a glance, but the intimacy? It's really kind, she pulled Ji Weishuang out to Ji Weishuang pulled her in, just a few minutes, as if she had an unparalleled sense of trust in her.

As if they had just experienced a life-and-death catastrophe, they had established an invincible revolutionary friendship.

Even if people are confused, their psychological defenses are fragile, isn't that?! She just gave Ji Weishuang trust like that? Qin Luan looked at his mobile phone incredulously, he had opened canned herring together, and he could also be listed in the four major iron relationships in life?

"So, Ji Weishuang must feel the same way when I look at you now." Ren Li was still chattering on the phone, but Qin Luan didn't hear her foreword at all, so what was it like?

The sound of the lock opening and closing the keyhole, Qin Luan looked towards the door, and the door of the bathroom was pushed open.

"Take this opportunity and let Ji Weishuang perform a stage play."

Almost at the same time as Ji Weishuang walked in, Qin Luan cut off the phone.

Ji Weishuang glanced at the mobile phone on the ground lightly, she didn't even have a formula smile on her face, she had an expression that was neither cold nor cold, it was light, so faint that you couldn't understand the taste, Qin Luan inexplicably felt that this was Ji Weishuang's real expression under the smile.

Ji Weishuang missed Qin Luan, walked to the shower, and took off his clothes as he walked.

Qin Luan's eyes widened and he almost bit his tongue.

Start undressing?!