54 Functions of the Moon God
Ye Ze has been holding his thighs professionally for many years, and it is naturally not a problem to pass the small exam.
Song Xuran leaned on the head of the bed at home, stretched his legs, and flipped through the textbook "History of Economic Thought".
Ye Ze glanced at the cover of the book, and reflected on himself for the hundredth and first time: this kind of person who still holds the textbook after the exam is definitely not a person.
Why didn't I pay attention to it before?
He walked over and sat on the other side, leaned over and asked Song Xuran: "Old Song, since you need the power of faith, wouldn't it be better to be an idol star, you see that those young boys and girls who chase stars are all like entering the religion." ”
Song Xuran hooked the corners of his mouth, showed a contemptuous smile like Wang Zhi, and looked down at Ye Ze: "Childish, even idols are disliked by some people, my goal is to get the faith of as many people as possible." ”
Ye Ze looked confused, and couldn't guess the plans of the people around him at all.
"So my current career goal is to become a financial god who can control the market. As far as I can see, mortals who don't like money are very few. ”
Ye Ze: "...... Mortals who perform well will give a bull market, when they are in a bad mood, they will descend into a bear market, and if they are angered by stupid mortals, they will directly set off a financial crisis? ”
Song Xuran smiled and nodded: "Almost." ”
Therefore, the times are developing, human beings are progressing, and God is also advancing with the times, and the way God punishes and destroys the world is not only by meteorites hitting the earth, but also by creating a financial crisis.
Ye Ze was secretly determined to stay away from the financial industry, so he didn't want to compete with Comrade Song Shen.
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In the afternoon, Ye Ze was playing a game, and suddenly the doorbell rang.
He was a little puzzled, except for takeaways, there were few visits to his house. He stood up to open the door, and there was a teenager standing outside.
The young man's appearance was quite strange, with short white hair, dark green eyes, hidden dark light, and similar height to Ye Ze, but his body was weak, as if he had been malnourished for many years. There was no superfluous expression on his face, like a puppeteer wandering out of the world.
Ye Ze was stunned, thinking that this was the person introduced by Gu Mingfeng, who came to him with a problem? It doesn't look like this guy looks like a human.
The young man looked at Ye Ze at this time and said, "I'm looking for Ji Ling." ”
Ye Zegang wanted to say that you have found the wrong door, we don't have this person, so we feel that a shadow is shrouded in it, and he is completely included in its spatial scope.
Song Xuran stood behind him, wrapped his arms around Ye Ze's waist loosely with one hand, lowered his head slightly and asked the young man, "What are you doing here?" ”
Coming to Song Xuran? Ye Ze's mind turned, and he became more and more sure that the young man in front of him was not a human being.
"You should know what's going on," said the boy, succinctly, "save her." ”
Song Xuran tilted his head and put his chin directly on Ye Ze's head, and his posture was usually rare arbitrary: "Okay, the price is that you want to be my subordinate god." ”
There was finally a trace of fluctuation in the young man's eyes, but he seemed to have expected it, and quickly regained his composure, and nodded to Song Xuran: "Yes, you can sign a contract now, and then you have to save her immediately." ”
Song Xuran bowed his head, patted Ye Ze, and whispered: "You go in first, remember not to look back." ”
Ye Ze was a little curious, but he still left as he said, and he couldn't help but turn back after taking two steps, but he could only see a gray mist, and there were faint silver and green light patterns intertwined in the mist.
He felt dizzy and fainted.
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Ye woke up in bed at home.
There was only one bedside lamp in the room, emitting a faint orange glow, and the whole room was a little dark.
Ye Ze felt a burning thirst in his throat, opened his eyes a little dazedly, and felt the person next to him go out of the bedroom and turn around, the sound of pouring water sounded, and then a white ceramic cup was handed over - it was his drinking cup.
Song Xuran lowered his eyes helplessly: "Tell you not to look at it, it's a contract of the gods, it's not that I'm going to finish your life." ”
Ye Ze drank the water in one go, realized that he had done something wrong, and whispered embarrassedly: "I dare to see it only when I know that there is you." Because Song Xuran was there, he couldn't help but want to look back and make sure he was okay.
Song Xuran suddenly let out a low "En" and stopped talking. The lights in the room were too dim to see him blushing slightly.
Ye Ze's consciousness returned to the cage at this time, and remembered the events of the afternoon, the pointer of the wall watch on the wall had already pointed to "twelve", thinking that he had been asleep for a long time.
He put down the water glass and asked Song Xuran, "Who is that white-haired person in the afternoon?" What is the matter with him coming to you? You okay? ”
Song Xuran shook his head: "It's nothing." That's the god of calamity you've been looking for, he woke up and found himself a girlfriend, it seems that the two of them are about to get married now, but her girlfriend has been dead for many years, and now she can't even maintain the basic 'live' state, so he came to beg me to save that girl. ”
Ye nodded in good understanding. He is now easily receptive to this information, which is beyond the scope of Marx's grandfather's interpretation.
But there is still one thing I don't understand.
Ye Zedao: "Aren't you all gods? Looking at Gu Mingfeng's performance before, the God of Calamity was still very powerful, why couldn't he save himself? ”
Song Xuran smiled contemptuously: "He is just a pure output DPS, he will only destroy, and he can't do constructive work." ”
Song Shen rarely showed a little embarrassment: "A compound talent like me who is most needed in the new century, facing the world and the future, will do anything, contribute to China and influence the world." ”
Outside the window, there was a sudden sound of feathers fluttering, and Erhei, who had not been seen for a long time, grabbed Sanbai, who had been missing for a long time, and returned at the same time.
Erhei threw Sanbai to Ye Ze's side in a dashing manner, flew back to his bird's nest and stood up, and suddenly said in his mouth: "Dividing yin and yang, holding life and death, fixing dawn, and maintaining the time sequence of the world, these are all the functions of Lord Luna, and bringing a mortal back to life is just the simplest thing." ”
Song Xuran's face was like frost, and he said to Erhei: "Who made you speak suddenly." ”
Erhei completely ignored it, blinked his black bean eyes and said to Ye Ze: "Let me tell you another secret, after Lord Moon God came into the world, one day divided into yin and yang, one day determined life and death, one day passed the time sequence, and then fell into a deep sleep." So theoretically, he really grew up with your childhood sweetheart. ”
Song Xuran touched his nose in embarrassment, and said to Ye Ze: "Erhei is actually my subordinate god, and theoretically all subordinate gods must listen to the main god." ”
Ye Ze felt very curious, but immediately remembered another thing: "If you make the God of Calamity your subordinate god today, that is equivalent to demoting him?" How could he be willing? ”
Song Xuran nodded: "That's right, after signing the contract of the gods, he will change from a main god to my subordinate god." ”
"It's called taking advantage of people's danger." He smiled slightly, suddenly looked away, lowered his eyes, and his eyelashes cast a shallow shadow on his face.
"I know he's going to say yes, because if it were me, I'd do the same."
Ye Ze saw Song Xuran pick up Erhei and Sanbai and throw them out of the window in a hurry, then turned around and said to himself: "Ye Ze, the moon god likes you." 166 Reading Network