But in general, Han Feng is still very satisfied with the "Zhu Xian" that was completed on the first day this time, at least the manuscript fee alone has doubled, and in addition, he also got a first-day 2,000 gold immortal powder. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Two thousand gold immortal powder on the first day, enough for Han Feng to be in front of those immortals for a while!

However, Han Feng was happy on his side, but on the other side, half of the immortals in the fairy world who received the gift in return were forced.

There is no other reason, just because most of the return gifts received by many immortals this time are strange, not at all like the original Coca-Cola, Honghuang Strange Fruit, etc., which are so easy to accept.

Among the return gifts received this time, some of the fairy families received a special iron pot, and some of the fairy families received a simpler return gift, which was directly a dozen chopsticks for eating.

Wok? Chopsticks? Don't dislike this, it's all good!

Balloons, bubble gum, chocolates, evasion sets, etc., etc., these return gifts are everything, and I don't know which immortal family will have such good luck to receive that box of evasion sets!!

In short, the gift that Han Feng returned this time was all a mess of things, and even he didn't pay attention to it.

"Damn, what is this?"

In the fairy world, the Well Dragon King, who lived in the broken well next door to the land, looked at the blue box that fell from the top of his head to his hand with a confused expression, and then took out a few small packets of red packaging from the box.

The small red package feels soft to the touch, and I don't know what it contains, but the line of Chinese simplified Chinese characters on the packaging, the Jing Dragon King can still know, who called us a good fairy who loves to read!

"Beloved outfit, natural rubber small set, connotation one."

"What the hell is this?" The Jing Dragon King touched his dragon beard, and the whole person was a little dazed, and he couldn't figure out what this sentence meant.

However, since this thing is a return gift from the white and black immortals, it shouldn't be an ordinary product, right?

Thinking so, the Jing Dragon King casually tore open the small red package, but when he took out the contents from the bag, he was dumbfounded, "Sanqing is on top, what the hell is this?" ”

The Jing Dragon King looked at the small handful of milky white gelatinous things in his hand with a confused expression, and there was a little bulge on it, and he pulled it slightly with his hand, feeling full of elasticity.

However, this thing is just a little more flexible, and it doesn't seem to have any other uses!

Divine sense, mana, the Well Dragon King has tried it, and this thing has not moved at all. After working on it for a long time, King Jing still couldn't figure out what the milky white gelatinous thing in his hand was.

In the end, he could only secretly guess based on the urine properties of the white and black gifts in the past: "Could it be that this is also something that can be eaten?" ”

What to eat? That's a possibility!

Think about the first few return gifts from white and black, either Coca-Cola or Wild Fruits, these things are all edible, and they are not ordinary.

As soon as he thought of this, King Jing casually threw the milky white gelatinous object in his hand into his mouth, ready to try whether this thing was edible or not.

However, before he could chew twice, he spit out the contents of his mouth, accompanied by a disgusting urge, "Bah! What the hell is this? This Nima is too unpalatable! How do you feel the salty taste in your mouth? ”

The vomiting Jing Dragon King didn't notice that on the red package he had discarded earlier, there was actually an English letter on the back that read "durex".

Of course, even if he found out, he wouldn't know the English phrase, and he would only take it as some kind of sign.

However, if there were men from the mortal world present, it is estimated that as soon as you see this sentence in English, you will know what it is!

Durex, Durex! Set of brand-name products in the world, Tong Su is not bullied!

"Damn, white and black, what kind of gift is this special gift? It tastes so bad! After vomiting for a long time, King Jing Dragon couldn't help but scold.

Although this thing is salty in the mouth, it is chewy, so the Jing Dragon King still thinks that this thing is a kind of food, but the taste is too unpalatable, and he doesn't think about anything else.

At this moment, at least half of the immortal families in the entire immortal realm who received Han Feng's return gift were suffering from the same situation as the Jing Dragon King, but the things were slightly different.

For example, an immortal who received a balloon gift in return, his situation is almost exactly the same as that of the Well Dragon King, but he is a little better than the Well Dragon King, at least he doesn't feel salty when he tries to eat it!

Another example: a certain fairy who received a bubble gum gift in return, his situation was not so optimistic, when he was eating bubble gum, he felt good and sweet at first, but when he swallowed bubble gum, Nima's whole person was tragic!

What is bubble gum? I think most of you who have eaten it know that it is made of natural gum or glycerin resin-based edible plastic as the base of colloid, mixed and pressed with sugar, starch syrup, mint or white orchid flavor.

It's non-toxic and non-irritating, but it's not easy to digest! Especially when he is swallowed into the digestive tract, it is especially slow to digest by the human body alone, and it is very sticky.

Originally, if you only had one or two bubble gums at a time, it would have no effect even if you swallowed them in your stomach.

But this immortal who received the bubble gum gift in return, Nima ate all the dozens of bubble gums in his hand in one go, so when he swallowed these bubble gums in one gulp, it was a tragedy!

Dozens of bubble gums, full of weight, sticky, not suitable for digestion.......

So, just as the immortal swallowed the bubble gum, the thing naturally slid down his throat and into his stomach. But halfway to his stomach, the thing snorted and stuck to his intestines.

A big lump of bubble gum stuck to the intestines, if this rests on a mortal, then you have to find a way to get it out! Otherwise, it will definitely affect eating!

However, resting on the immortal will not affect any eating, but it will only make the immortal vomit for a long time, and he almost didn't vomit his intestines.

In this way, it seems that the immortals who received the pots and pans in return were the luckiest, at least they knew at a glance that the gifts they received this time were not for eating.

However, the immortals don't have to eat grains, so those immortals who received pots and pans, etc., and their own strange gifts in return, still couldn't help cursing Bai Jiahei in their hearts!

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PS: The third short story is over, and the next step is to enter the countdown to the end of the book!!