Chapter 16 Leek Evil Spirits
Ye Ze got a lot of information, but he still scratched his heart and wanted to know the specific news of that thing.
Gu Mingfeng didn't say anything, but threw him a free task to repay the news money.
The quest calls for the next tomb.
Because of the bad luck and the fact that this kind of place is generally more evil, the reward for this kind of task is generally relatively high, Gu Mingfeng really did not suffer a loss, and took advantage of this condition as much as possible.
Ye Ze followed, and when he came to the entrance of the tomb and asked to turn off the phone, he remembered to call Song Xuran, who was still working overtime.
He said: "Old Song, I have to take another task, which is as short as a day or as long as a week. ”
Song Xuran scolded over there, and then asked him, "Where are you going?" ”
Ye Ze: "Next tomb." ”
Song Xuran chattered again, and the nagging continued: "I said that there are no less than ten crews filming "X Blowing the Lantern", "D Tomb Notes" and various gods and ghosts and ghost films across the country now, right?" The scenery of their tomb is precious. Also, do you know how difficult it is to apply for archaeology students and professors who want to study in the next tomb now? You have to charge an entrance fee to an ancient cemetery, right? Why do you have to do what so many people are rushing to do? Ye Ze, don't do anything that violates the law and discipline...... Really, the police don't care. ”
Ye Ze: "The public security is in charge, don't be wronged." ”
Song Xuran: "En? ”
Ye Ze: "In the news the day before yesterday, there was a place where more than 30 tomb robbers were arrested, and the first popular comment at the bottom was 'You can't fold all the gold here'." You can search for it, you can look it up. ”
Three days later, Ye Ze went back, Song Xuran happened to be resting at home, answered the phone and soaked in a bathtub of leek water, and as soon as Ye Ze went back, he grabbed his clothes and pressed him into the bathtub and did not allow him to come out.
Ye Ze sat in the bathtub and fluttered: "Old Song, what kind of water are you?" What does this smell ......?"
Song Xuran stood beside the bathtub in his clothes, holding Ye Ze's shoulder with one hand, and holding his waist with the other: "Leek water, drive away evil spirits and bad luck, stay well, don't come out if you don't soak for half an hour!" ”
Ye Ze was stunned, and even forgot about the struggle: "...... Old Song ...... Aren't people and other people's homes all about wormwood, wormwood, grass, gray and yellow, and runic water? "Why are you leek water?
Song Xuran smiled coldly: "They are feudal superstitions, and I am a scientific truth." ”
Ye Zehu looked at him suspiciously.
Song Xuran said indifferently: "If you don't believe it, go out and find a ghost now and see which one it is afraid of." ”
Ye Ze opened his mouth: "...... Why don't you just soak in water with rotten durian? ”
"Rotten durian soaked in water?! How did you come up with it. Song Xuran glanced at him, and then said, "And you go to the street to see, how much is a pound of leeks, how much is a pound of durian." Really, will you live ......?"
Ye Ze felt that he should make Song Xuran's abnormal appearance of neuropathy public, so that all his relatives and friends who were deceived by him could see what Old Song really looked like.
As a result, after soaking, Song Xuran asked him to take a bath twice.
Ye Ze: "......"
"I am the one who let you exorcise evil spirits, not me." Song Xuran looked well-argued, narrowed his eyes, "And I pay for the water, electricity and gas bills, what are you dissatisfied with?" ”
Ye Ze felt that what he said made a lot of sense, and obediently squatted back to take a bath.
Erhei stood on the bird's stand and looked at him.
People look like people, but they don't have enough brains. I deserved to be deceived for more than ten years.
However, it also suspected that Ye Ze's head was crippled by Song Xuran - would normal humans really be so stupid? The species is different, please forgive it really doesn't know.
The leaves are washed white and tender and come out to eat.
Song Xuran had already wrapped the dumplings and stuffed them with leeks.
Ye Ze ate twenty-eight without any psychological shadow.
While eating, he praised with emotion: "Old Song, the dumplings you made are so delicious!" ”
Song Xuran was so praised that he was embarrassed to investigate and educate him about his appearance, so he could only soothe: "Ye Ze, you eat slowly, I won't eat, the rest is yours." ”
Ye Ze nodded wildly while eating, "mmmmmmmmmm
The people who went on the mission with him were not normal people, they didn't eat normal food and only took drugs! It is to chew a small red pill to fill it, and the effect looks like Bigu Dan in the novel game.
Ye Ze, who thought he was a normal person, followed them for three days in a row, feeling that the psychological hunger was simply irresistible, and when he saw Song Xuran carrying dumplings to feed, he forgot all the new and old grudges, and only hated that he couldn't make a promise.
Mother Ye once complained to Father Ye: "Your son is a mother when he has milk, and he doesn't listen to me at all, and he is not as obedient as Ah Ran next door." ”
Father Ye laughed and said that who made you not know how to cook as Ah Ran next door.
Ye's father and Ye's mother both worked in a state-owned enterprise, and the departments were different, and Ye's father was on a business trip at that time, and Ye's mother hardly knew how to cook. It just so happened that Song's mother, who was a partner of the local club next door, was also on a business trip, and Song's father was busy with projects at school, working overtime until 90 o'clock every day. So the responsibility of cooking fell on Song Xuran, Ye Ze went to the next door to eat every day, and he didn't want to go back to his house to eat his mother's cooking or follow Ye's mother to eat outside. Mother Ye said a few times and had no choice, so she could only buy vegetables and meat and send them over every day, and she ate porridge in the canteen alone and Father Ye's phone porridge.
When Mother Song came back, Mother Ye couldn't help but praise Song Xuran again and again, and even said that it was a pity that Ah Ran was not a girl, and if she didn't marry us, she would be a lot of good matches. After saying that, she laughed first.
Mother Song was not happy when she heard this, it was not patriarchal, but she was a little unhappy that her son who was so good was said to be a cook for other people's children. She often goes out to talk about cooperation with others, and she can talk better than Ye's mother, so she jokes: "It would be good if she could marry Ran Ran." ”
Ye Mu had no heart or lungs, and after hearing it, she also chimed in: "Alas, it's good." It's a pity that the silly boy doesn't have this blessing. ”
As a result, the two went to college, and Song Xuran still had to cook for Ye Ze. Not only cooking, but also doing all the housework.
Ye Ze thought that this was not because he was lazy, but because Song Xuran was too diligent in pursuing perfection.
As a boy, he used to believe in fortune telling and horoscopes, and the tricks of deceiving little girls, until he inquired about his table on a whim one day in high school.
The girl at the same table told him: "Song Xuran, Virgo, all the girls in the whole grade know it, the school girls know it, Ye Ze, you don't know?" ”
Then he gave him a long day of popular science.
Ye Ze nodded in understanding.
At the same table, he answered without asking: "You are a Libra, you are a good match, but you have to cooperate with him a lot, fight more, if you can't do it, use some extraordinary means to get people first and then get hearts, anyway, you live close and old together, and there are many opportunities to be together...... Song Xuran is very sought-after, don't think that growing up together and next door is foolproof......"
Ye Ze endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but say: "Li Wanwan...... Can you change your Treasure Island accent? ”
To sum up, Ye Ze has since firmly believed that it is not that he is too sloppy, but that Song Xuran obsessive-compulsive disorder.