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The Joker has escaped from Arkham again.
This news squeezed the headlines of all the newspapers in Gotham, and even when Lee Winter was at school, as long as he looked up at the TV or the news column, he could see Director Gordon's stern face announcing Gotham's martial law and reminding everyone to be careful.
Joker, a supervillain in the DC world.
Lee Winter is not familiar with the life of this character, and what he remembers most clearly is that he made up three completely different scars in the Batman movie, and he is a madman who can't believe ten sentences.
- At the same time, he is also a capital Batman fan, and the most passionate thing in his life is to destroy Batman and the people around him, and the rest are just soldiers he uses to achieve his goals.
Lee Wintert looked at the clown's crime photos that appeared in the newspaper, and chatted with his parents on the other side of the ocean with the phone between his shoulders.
Li Winter: "Well, so now you and your father have left the Imperial Capital for the Demon Capital?" Are you used to renting a house? How long will this dispatch take? …… It's going to be three years so long, do we have relatives in Moji? I'm not at home, so pay more attention to your body. ”
"I know you know more than I do, uh-huh, I get along well with my classmates, what about you and your new neighbors?"
"Oh, my kid is in his second year of high school, so you have experience to pass on...... Hahahaha, okay, I don't tease you, just get along with the neighbor Mr. Kong's family. ”
Li Winter's expression was still smiling, but the next moment the smile in her eyes froze.
Li Winter put down the newspaper, picked up the phone with his hand, and couldn't help but raise his voice: "...... What do you say the boy in the neighborhood is called? ”
Mother Li's voice came across the ocean through the earpiece.
"It's called Kong Kenan, the one who denies himself and revenge, and the south who fights in the south and the north, what's wrong? Do you know each other? ”
Li Wintert swallowed hard: "No, I don't know...... It's nice to have such a neighbor. Safe. ”
“…… Really super safe. ”
After hanging up the phone, Li Winter was a little distracted.
She knew that the dimensional wall had been broken, and DC and Marvel had even come in, but she really thought that the popular Weibo "My country's superhero Kong Krypton man" she saw on the first day was a joke! Now I'm talking to her about the DC family's new Shanghai Superman has come in, and her parents have moved to Shanghai Superman right across the door!?
What does this Superman have to say when he fights criminals? Nayi to do special? Don't make trouble, he still has a year to take the college entrance examination!
Li Winter forced himself to calm down for a moment, and then felt from the bottom of his heart, this is the situation......
…… There doesn't seem to be anything bad about it.
There are already superheroes in this world, and it's at least safe to live opposite Superman.
Li Winter comforted himself like this, and then suddenly someone tapped him on the shoulder.
As soon as she turned her head, the black cloth bag suddenly slammed over her head, and before she could react, her captor stunned her with a knife.
It took absolutely no more than three seconds, so that her fingers had already touched the iron weapon, but she was still unconscious - the silver metal that had wrapped around one of her fingertips lay back in her satchel, shrunk into a hand/gun that was missing bullets.
It was only in a trance that he felt as if he had heard a nervous laugh.
Today's newspaper on the street slowly fell to the ground, and a black Joker poker, comically sandwiched between the newspapers, was weird and cold.
The Joker is the worst of the villains who can't be justified by common sense.
His purpose is to destroy the rules and morals of Yiqiē and turn the world into purgatory, and he is fortunate to perform the most comical drama in the center of purgatory, which makes him laugh.
Batman hates the Joker. The Joker ruined countless important things for him.
Every time a clown appears, it will bring disaster, without exception.
He had said his purpose from the very beginning.
Batman,Youcomplete… me.
What he wants is to force Batman to kill him, to force this knight who has the power to override the rules, to abandon the moral code in his heart, to abandon the self-righteous sense of justice, so that he can become a lynchman, become a monster who is no different from them, and listen to the sound of the code in his heart that restricts his behavior like a falling glass lamp in the hands of a child.
It's going to be the most beautiful sound in the world.
The sound of pulling this dark knight into hell completely.
"You just won't kill me, will you? I said earlier, Batman, we're going to fight for the rest of our lives! ”
“I・miss・you――”
"Haha
On the TV screen, the clown's nervous smile pierces the eardrums.
Batman slammed his fist on the keyboard and gnashed his teeth as he stared at the huge display inside the Batcave, "How the hell did he get out of Arkham?" ”
Compared to Batman, Alfred was much calmer, and while locating the most vulnerable targets to the Joker, he took the time to reply: "He's very good at demagogy, maybe Arkham's system needs to be checked and upgraded." ”
He pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Of course, you have to get him back first." ”
Batman: "...... According to the video signal, has he been located? ”
Ah Fu said: "It's still judging - okay, the verdict is out!" I'm going to send the location to your computer. ”
Batman bowed his head and was about to enter the Batmobile to catch the Joker, but was suddenly stopped by Ah Fu's strange tone.
Alfred said, "Young Master...... Something is wrong. ”
He turned around with a solemn expression: "Everyone is safe and sound." ”
Batman: "...... What the? ”
Alfredra opened everyone's location information: "The mayor, the prosecutor, the police department, and the family of Chief Gordon—"
He looked solemn: "Everyone is safe. ”
"What?"
Alfred turned around: "Young master, the Joker's target this time is not any of these people. But who else is qualified to make the clown 'favorable' besides these people? He calmly scoffed, "This one never knows how to keep a low profile. ”
Batman walked into the console, inquired about everyone's situation, and took the time to say, "Have all the people checked?" ”
"Yes, young master, and there is no news on the current affairs news that clowns attack ordinary people." Alfred's words suddenly paused, and panic appeared in his eyes, "...... Not everyone. ”
Alfred lowered his voice, "And your newly hired assistant, the young lady you tried to hide from me. ”
Li Wintert opened his eyes, and all in front of him was a bright white light.
The inferior player in his ears was playing the street rock music of the last century at a loud volume, and I don't know how long this music had been played, so that Leewin's whole mind was in a state of confusion, and his temper became a little bad.
After getting used to the lighting for a while, Li Wintert saw his situation clearly.
She was tied to a wooden chair with her hands tied to the back of the chair with nylon ropes, a huge incandescent lamp hanging from her head that was absolutely out of order, and her mouth was taped with duct tape - a little painful.
Then she saw the clown in a purple tuxedo standing in the middle of a group of mercenaries with loaded guns.
His face was painted with colorful oil paint, and the sides of his cheeks were pulled up in the most gaudy red, making him seem to be laughing comically no matter what kind of expression he was in.
Lee Winter was almost 100% sure that the clown in front of him, who seemed to enjoy this kind of messy rock music, was Gotham's Joker, Batman's sworn enemy.
Lee Winter: ...... I suddenly feel a little wronged? I'm an Avenger caught by the evil elements of the DC family??
The clown noticed Leewin's awakening, and he greeted him by opening his arms and saying something in an exaggerated voice.
Lee Winter tried hard to hear - unfortunately, rock 'n' roll was too loud.
The Joker apparently noticed this, instructing one of his men to turn off the music, then pulled a chair over and sat down in front of Leewint, smiling brightly, "Wow, our protagonist tonight is awake!" ”
Li Winter subconsciously wanted to avoid the clown's approaching face, but the other party pinched his chin and squinted, "Come and let us see Gotham's new warriors?" I saw you save Batman, huh? ”
Lee Winter: "????? ”
Didn't Bruce Wayne delete the monitor's records afterwards!? Damn, isn't he a little incompetent as Batman!? When has the vigilance been so low!
Before Lee Winter could continue to spit on Batman in his heart, the Joker had already forcibly lifted her face and squinted at her: "Our guests don't look very happy? ”
Lee Winter: "......"
The clown turned his face and said to his men with some distress, "Is there a way to make our guests happy?" ”
Suddenly, a sense of foreboding welled up in Lee's heart.
Sure enough, the next moment the clown turned his head with a smile, took out a somewhat outdated, but still touch-screen series mobile phone from his pocket, connected to the Internet, and smiled in front of her to show her.
"--Why don't we come and see some shows?"
Lee Winter's pupils narrowed almost as soon as he saw the place on the screen—Peter Parker's home in Queens, New York.
Li Wintert motioned to the clown angrily with his eyes, but the clown seemed to be pleased with her expression, and raised his hands like a conductor to signal her to be quiet.
The clown said, "Do you know I have a theory? If it weren't for that outfit, he would have looked like a scholar, "A bad day can turn anyone into me." ”
He smiled: "It's been a long time since he's been in contact with 'innocent' people, and that makes me bored too, so I decided to give you this gift." ”
"A bad day that you can remember."
Li Wintert watched a group of mercenaries with guns in their hands approach the brightly lit Parker House, the corners of her eyes were red, and her body trembled a little with anger.
Suddenly, Li Winter calmed down.
In the screen, at some point, Spider-Man jumped on the monitor on the Joker's contact, gave a big thumbs up to the monitor, and then sprayed the camera with high-intensity spider silk all over his face without hesitation!
Li Winter suddenly wanted to laugh.
In the next moment, the sound of gunshots, screams, and the sound of the young man's "yo ha" that was still relaxed and excited when he passed the voice changer were all clearly resounding in this abandoned and dilapidated building, so real and terrifying.
Oh, it's horrible, it's almost impossible to see.
Li Winter couldn't help but bend his eyes.
The clown apparently noticed something was wrong, and he jerked back to the screen, only to see a screen of white spider silk.
"What the hell! A bunch of rubbish! ”
The clown angrily pulled out his hand/gun directly from his waist and fired a shot from his hand, which startled Li Winter by the fragments provoked by the bullet.
The clown calmed down for a moment and said with a twisted smile: "Aha, it looks like you have a lucky friend, but it shouldn't be the case for everyone, huh?" ”
Li Winter thought for a moment and nodded.
It's true that spiders don't usually kill people, but Natasha can't say for sure.
As soon as the clown finished speaking, his other cell phone rang, and he escaped from it, motioned to Li Winter to wait, and answered his call.
As soon as the call was answered, the mercenary leader yelled at the clown.
"I knew I couldn't trust you funny freak!? What do you say to me? An ordinary building? It's the Stark HQ! Do you know what Stark stands for? You clown from the country! Let's fight Iron Man yourself! ”
"!!"
The clown calmly hung up the phone, let go and let the thing fall to the ground, he ran over without care, squinting at Li Winter: "...... It seems that he doesn't understand you either. ”
Lee Winter looked innocent.
"But that's okay." The clown laughed nervously, "It's a shame that your parents won't have good luck living in Superman on the other side—"
Lee Winter: "......"
The gagged Lee Winter didn't know how to tell the dedicated villain in front of him, her parents had just moved a few days ago, and they were really superhuman on the other side...... Even if you plant a bomb all over the neighborhood, Conkinan won't let you touch the territory he covers.
This is the principle of society/society/democracy/righteousness superman.
Fortunately, the clown's people soon informed him of the news.
The interception failed, and there lived a monster boy with a laser eye living in the opposite door.
The clown still had a smile on his face, but he kicked the chair in front of him!
He walked up to Li Winter in a few steps, tore the tape off Li Winter's face, and whispered, "It's okay, but at least your death can still bring me a little fun." ”
Li Wente couldn't stop coughing, feeling the other party pinching her neck getting tighter and tighter, she struggled, "You...... No...... Can ......"
The clown seemed to have heard some joke: "What? I can't? No, no, no, no...... You're underestimating—"
The clown discovers that his fingers really can't go any further!
He let go of his hand, amazed at his complete disregard for self-conscious hands.
"Wow...... It seems that Batman doesn't just don't know you-"
He drew his hand/gun and pointed it at the center of Li Winter's eyebrow, and it was a shot!
The bullet grazed Leewin's head and fired into the wall.
Li Winter looked at the clown calmly: "I said it, you can't do it." ”