54. Wu Shiyi
Lu Xiaofeng sat at the dining table in the Shenhou Mansion, bowed left and right, and used his hands together, eating so much that oil was hanging on his mustache, and his appearance was very indecent.
Ao Lanze sat beside him and moved to the side in disgust, "Lu Xiaofeng, you eat better, otherwise my mother will see it, what if I learn from you?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng didn't do it when he heard it, was it easy for him to escape? With an accusatory face, he complained: "Big liar! The Jade Rakshasa said that it would not do anything to me? If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be so miserable! And you! ”
Gong Jiu looked at Lu Xiaofeng blankly, not understanding why Lu Xiaofeng was looking at him, he silently dodged and revealed Ye Chenxiao beside him.
"Gong Jiu, it's you, what are you hiding!" Lu Xiaofeng's oil-stained fingers pointed at Gong Jiu, and moved with Gong Jiu's movements.
Gong Jiu retorted: "I haven't done anything recently, I don't believe you asked the girl with an inch heart." ”
Ao Cunxin, who was named, shook his head honestly, "I don't know! ”
"Inch Heart Girl-I know your heart, how can you not know...... This. Gong Jiu took a slap in the head, and his words stopped abruptly, he picked up a flying locust stone from the ground, and looked around, there was no one else except those present, "How can someone still plot against me when I eat?" ”
"Lu Xiaofeng, tell me, what's wrong with me?" Gong Jiu casually threw the flying locust stone aside, he really hadn't done anything recently, and he didn't want to be accused by Lu Xiaofeng casually.
Lu Xiaofeng swallowed the meat in his mouth, took another sip of wine, and took a handkerchief to wipe the oil off his hand, "Do you know Shaman?" ”
Gong Jiu glanced at Ao Cunxin, who was concentrating on eating, and was a little weak-hearted, "That, I haven't gone back yet, after I go back, I'll dismiss her immediately." ”
"That means, it's really your woman!!" Lu Xiaofeng can find the right owner now, his eyes and words are full of accusations.
You must know that Lu Xiaofeng ran away with oil on the soles of his feet when he saw Shaman for the first time that day, but Lu Xiaofeng's characteristics were too obvious, the red conspicuous cloak, and his iconic two mustaches that were the same as his eyebrows, almost everyone on the rivers and lakes would immediately know that he was Lu Xiaofeng when they saw him.
Therefore, whenever Lu Xiaofeng found the next restaurant and inn, this woman named Shaman would always appear beside him, not talking, just drinking quietly, waiting for his curiosity to attack and take the initiative to find her.
In this way, no matter how stupid Lu Xiaofeng is, he knows that trouble has found him again. He is familiar with this kind of accosting business.
The reason why Shaman looked for him was a very common bloody reason, she was taken by a rich and noble family, and the man forced her to marry her, but this person is not easy to mess with, except for Lu Xiaofeng, she can't think of anyone else who cares about this kind of thing.
Lu Xiaofeng: "......" What does it matter to him, if he robs a people's daughter, why don't he go to the government to sue him! The drum is standing there, and no one stops you from knocking it!
I have to say that Lu Xiaofeng has learned to be obedient, and he can still distinguish what he can manage and what the government can manage.
Shaman shook his head, "If you can't control it, they can't control it even more, because, the person who forcibly married me is called Gong Jiu, and he is ......"
"Wait, what's his name?" Lu Xiaofeng plucked his ears with his little finger, did he hear the name wrongly.
"Gong Jiu."
It seems that it shouldn't be the Gong Jiu he knows, after all, there are so many people with the same name in the world, and a village called Xiaofeng may be able to smash two or three.
Lu Xiaofeng was relieved when she thought about it, and Shaman babbled a lot about the "Gong Jiu" she talked about, in her opinion, this "Gong Jiu" was a more terrible existence than the devil.
But the more she said, the more Lu Xiaofeng felt that Gong Jiu he knew was not a person, although the Gong Jiu he knew, although he was slippery and hateful, but in order to follow Cunxin, he lost most of the Central Plains, when would he have time to force a woman to marry him, the object was completely wrong, if it was said that it was possible to force Ao Cunxin, but Gong Jiu might not have that guts......
But the problem came back again, Shaman wanted Lu Xiaofeng to help her escape from the clutches, but Lu Xiaofeng had just provoked a jade rakshasa a while ago before escaping from that clutches. Could it be that Lu Xiaofeng is so famous, everyone looks for him when they have something? Lu Xiaofeng secretly thought, he wants to change! He shouldn't be wronged, whoever is in trouble will take care of it himself, and he will look for him if he has nothing to do, and he is not an official, so why should he take care of everything.
Besides, this Shaman is now free to block him here, but not to escape? Don't you have time to go to the government to file a complaint?
Lu Xiaofeng, who felt that her IQ was on the line, categorically refused Shaman's request, Shaman's eyes showed incredulity, her cat-like eyes looked at Lu Xiaofeng for a long time, and finally sighed and took off all the clothes on her body.
You're going to do something!
This time, Lu Xiaofeng ran faster, and he felt that he might be able to win next time he was competing with Sikong Xingxing, because he had to break through the limit of his escape practice recently.
And one more point is-
#果然前面说的都是借口, this woman just took a fancy to my beauty#
Lu Xiaofeng finally didn't have to run away anymore, and now she was entangled by a woman again, that Shaman really was, she didn't seem to be alone, as if there was some helper helping her, no matter how Lu Xiaofeng hid, she could find him.
In the end, Lu Xiaofeng heard that Ao Lanze and the others lived in the Shenhou Mansion, so he ran over to eat non-stop.
Originally, it was just a joke, telling them that a person named "Gong Jiu" had caused him trouble, but this time he persevered and didn't look for trouble. The result is good, his "Gong Jiu" is really this Gong Jiu!
Carry your own pot! Uncle Lu is gone! (╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻
Chasing Life couldn't help laughing, "Shizi, some people say that you robbed the people's daughter, do you want us to take this case for you through six doors?" ”
Gong Jiuyi was aggrieved when he heard it, "Inch heart girl, don't listen to these two mustaches talking nonsense, I ......"
Ao Cunxin sandwiched a chopstick dish, and when she heard Gong Jiu call her, she raised her head blankly, and Ye Ying gave her another chopstick dish, "Eat your meal, don't worry about other people's business." ”
"Oh." Ao Cunxin obediently lowered his head again, and no longer paid attention to Gong Jiu.
Gong Jiu: "......" I can not be someone else!
Gong Jiu was unhappy, he slapped the table, "Where did the son of this world rob the people's daughter, then Shaman was redeemed by me from the women's branch, and the deed of sale is still in my hands!" Besides, I'm in the capital these days, and I was with you Lu Xiaofeng before, don't you know if I forced Shaman to marry me? Besides, people are now bent on ......"
Ao Lanze interjected coldly: "Since there are people in the family, they still eat white rice here every day, pestering my mother." ”
Gong Jiu: "...... this, that, he can explain."
But he still didn't finish his meal, so he was pulled out and beaten by Ao Lanze. It's a pity that Bian Que and Sun Simiao returned to heaven after treating ruthlessness, Gong Jiu's martial arts method would make the wound recover quickly, but because of this, it also encouraged Gong Jiu's self-abuse, so they disappeared, and now Gong Jiu is holding a pig's head, so that Uncle Lu Xiaofeng, who was implicated before, is very happy.
Gong Jiu didn't contact his subordinates before, it doesn't mean that there is no one available under him, his subordinates are all over the place, but he didn't call out to serve him when he thought he could recognize Lu before. Now he summoned his subordinates to ask, and sure enough, he learned that Shaman used the previous palace nine to respond to her requests and asked his subordinates to look for Lu Xiaofeng everywhere for her, it was really ......
This Shaman is ruthless, he is really ruthless, even if he saved Shaman who was sold into the fire pit by his brother before, he responds to Shaman's requests, Shaman will give him whatever he wants, no matter how rare things are, although he is not a generous person, he never frowns, and he has never refused Shaman. This can't make this woman have any feelings for him, even with the most basic gratitude, and try everything possible to escape, then come to think of it, Shaman really dislikes him to the extreme.
took Shaman's deed of sale, Gong Jiu threw it directly to Lu Xiaofeng, that woman wanted to be free, let her be free, a person who wanted to betray him all the time, he Gong Jiu really couldn't afford it. For the sake of the past, he won't kill her.
So this pot returned to Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng looked at the deed of sale in his hand, and pounced directly on Gong Jiu's body, "What if this woman takes a fancy to me, I don't want to be the next Chu Liuxiang!" ”
"Who cares about you, since she is looking for you, you will be a good person to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and solve it together, anyway, I won't do it, what if the girl with an inch of heart has a bad image of me?"
"Are you sure that Aunt Xin has such a thing as an image of you?"
"Lu Xiaofeng?" A slightly familiar voice made Lu Xiaofeng and Gong Jiu, who were scuffling together, stand up in unison, patting the ashes on their bodies, Gong Jiu also took out his pretending fan and slapped it twice, pretending that nothing had happened just now.
"Oh, it's Little Master, why did you come down the mountain?" Lu Xiaofeng took a look, isn't this the little master who is busy with Lin Shiyin and Erniu's marriage? However, Lu Xiaofeng's biggest image of him is his master who talks so much that the monster commits suicide and his stick that knocked down Li Xunhuan's flying knife.
Sun Wukong got the Baolian lantern and immediately went to Ye Mansion on the shore of West Lake to find Ao Lanze and ask what to do next, but he didn't find Ao Lanze.
So he inquired about the Hua Manlou who was helping Aze take care of the flowers and plants in the courtyard, and learned that all of them had come to the capital, and immediately a somersault turned over to the capital, and after learning about Ao Lanze's location from the land lord, he did not recklessly find him directly, but became a little monk who changed before, so as not to be seen by others and cause unnecessary trouble.
"The poor monk is here to find Aze, is Aze inside?" Sun Wukong asked.
"Whoever is there, is inside, and you can find him when you go in." Lu Xiaofeng answered Sun Wukong's words while pulling Gong Jiu away, and Sun Wukong was looking at him vigorously.
"Then I'll go find him, farewell." Sun Wukong finally took his eyes off Gong Jiu, and turned to look for Aze, but he left and said in pieces: "Who did this face, it looks like Bajie, I want to give him a piece of ears and nose." ”
Gong Jiu: "......, my face of the jade tree in the wind!"