I heard that there was a new Taoist temple in the city, and the god Axia enshrined in it was very effective, so when 2015 was about to pass and 2016 was approaching, a group of people poured into the temple to pray for the blessing of the god Axia.

Because of the lack of money, Juan Juan temporarily took extra money, came over to act as a gatekeeper, helped maintain law and order, and by the way, he instructed everyone who entered the Taoist temple: "I tell you, Ah, the god is the god in charge of pure love, you can only pray for love with her, and you can't pray for anything else, otherwise...... You do it at your own risk. ”

Most people take this advice to heart, but there are also a few people who disagree, muttering in their hearts, "I don't believe it!" "Ah Xiashen's pure love standard is completely different from ours!" "What about the pure love that you said you were talking about?" Wait a minute.

Although Ah Xia Shen didn't speak, he had already kept this group of people in his heart, Diao Min, you will regret it!

Yes, that's you, you just said it! You said pure love...... Hehe!

The first pilgrim Sardinia

"Pure love...... Hehe! Satin let out a sigh and walked into the view.

I don't know if it's his delusion, he feels as if a cold wind is blowing through his neck, so he can't help but hug the beautiful woman in his arms a little tighter, so as to draw warmth from the other party.

"I heard that Ah Xia God is very effective." The beauties around him hugged his waist with a happy face, "Especially in terms of courtship, it is really very effective, so you make a wish with me and let us be together for the rest of our lives, okay?" ”

"Okay." Satin responded to her with a smile.

But when he was burning incense, he closed his eyes, but what he thought in his heart was: "I want to be young forever, always handsome and beautiful, God bless me to be able to cheat more rich women next year, and the money in the □□ will be doubled and doubled......"

As he bowed down, an unfamiliar voice sounded in his ears.

"Actually made such a filthy wish to the pure god of love......

Satin was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly looked up, and found that the golden god on the throne had opened his eyes at some point, looking at him majestically and coldly.

Sardin's outlook on life, worldview, and materialism has taken a critical hit......

"Diao Min, you'll regret it!" Two pink rays of light shot out of Ah Xiashen's eyes, "Accept the punishment!" Pure love rays! ”

The light shone into Satina's eyes, and he screamed and fell to his knees.

"Honey, what's wrong with you?" The beautiful woman next to her hurriedly asked.

Satin kept rubbing his eyes, tears kept flowing, and finally wiped away the tears, he said that it was okay, it was okay, he raised his head, and the moment he saw the beautiful woman next to him, he was frightened.

"What's wrong?" The beautiful woman looked at him with concern, her eyes full of deep feelings.

But this feeling, Sardinia can't afford it!

Because in his eyes, the beauty clearly has a curly face!

"You, why are you here?" Sartin's teeth began to chatter, and so did his bones, and the memories of her beatings seemed to come back to her body.

"What are you talking about, my dear?" Curly in expensive fur looked at him suspiciously, and reached out to help him up.

Sardin broke free from her embrace, fled out of the door in terror, and accidentally bumped into a pilgrim who came to pay homage to the god Axia, the other party grabbed him and let out a majestic male roar: "Bumped into Lao Tzu, do you want to run away without apologizing?" ”

Satin turned his head, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

Because the man in front of him also has a curly face, and a curly face with a full beard.

What the hell is going on in this world!

Sardinia is simply about to collapse.

What made him even more devastating was that he staggered down the street, and he found that the men, women, and children all over the street had a very long face—a curly face!

"What's wrong with the aesthetics of this world......" Satin looked at the pedestrians on the street with a desolate face, he felt that the world was hopeless, and all the plastic surgeons should be dragged out and killed.

As the sun sets, Satin stands quietly in the street, casting a bleak reflection behind him.

Since then, there has been one less fraudster in the world, and one more recluse on the island, not that Sardin does not want to cheat, but that he is facing a creature with a curly face...... He...... Can't get up!

Sardinia's New Year's Day finale "The whole world is you" was achieved.

The second pilgrim Shen green porcelain

Shen Luci doesn't believe in Buddhism or Taoism, and she has no interest in Jesus, so the reason why she came to this Taoist temple is to send a lunch box to Juan Juan.

The contents of the lunch box are very rich, except for cauliflower, which is used as a side dish to adjust the aesthetics, and everything else is meat, cumin, mutton, stir-fried beef, etc., all of which are things that Makmakan likes to eat.

After eating, he clapped his hands, walked into the temple, and when he came out, he held an incense candle as thick as a child's arm, and offered it to Shen Green porcelain like a flower: "Take it!" This is said to be the incense candle that the viewer has collected for 50 years, and it has mysterious power. ”

Shen Luci originally wanted to say that he was not interested in praying to God and worshiping Buddha, but when he saw the bright eyes curling up, he couldn't bear to refuse her, so he reached out and took the huge incense candle...... It's so heavy!

Shen Luci carried the incense candle on his shoulder, snorted and panted, walked into the Taoist temple with heavy steps, lit the incense candle, and put the girl on the ground like a cupola, closed his eyes, and prayed in his heart: "I hope to ...... Today next year, today the year after...... Ten years later, a hundred years later, I can be scrolled with the roll. ”

As she bowed down, an unfamiliar voice sounded in his ears.

"Ah, it's delicious...... No way! What's the matter, my stomach hurts, this incense candle has expired for fifty years! ”

Shen Luci was startled when he heard this, hurriedly looked up, and found that the golden Ah Xia God on the divine seat had hit the street at some point, and after a little hesitation, Shen Luci walked over and asked softly, "Are you okay?" ”

Because of the stomachache, the golden god was still rolling around on the throne, wah, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

Until Shen Luci handed over his lunch box.

"Woo woo, you're such a nice guy." While chopping curry rice, the golden god looked at her with touching eyes, in order to thank you, let me fulfill your wish! ”

After speaking, she put down the lunch box, pointed at Shen Luci with the scepter in her hand, and shouted a spell: "The pure power of love shines on you!" ”

A pink-pink light shone towards Shen Green Porcelain, enveloping her entirely.

Just like the bubbles floating on the sea when Venus was born, after the pink bubbles floated by, Shen Luci slowly opened his eyes, and then frowned, feeling that he seemed to be looking at things from a slightly different angle than just now.

Things around are getting shorter...... No, it's her getting taller.

She lowered her head and found that her long, white fingers had widened and widened, her originally raised breasts had become flat pectoral muscles, and her slender waist had been replaced by powerful abs......

"She" has become "him......

Shen Luci touched her chest muscles, and touched her face, although her body has changed a lot, but her face has not changed very much, she is still so beautiful, even more beautiful than when she is a woman, there is a magical charm between men and women, between strength and weakness, which can simply stop the flow of time for him.

The pilgrims who came in one after another from the outside could no longer see Ah Xia Shen in their eyes, and they were all looking at him.

When he was a girl before, some people dared to come forward to talk, but now both men and women dare not come forward to talk, because they think he is as beautiful as a statue, and even if he comes forward to say a word to him, it is a great blasphemy.

After Shen Luci confirmed his condition, he raised his head and looked at Ah Xia Shen with a kind smile on the throne, his heart was pounding loudly, he bowed deeply to her, and then turned around and ran out.

On the way, he suddenly stopped, took out a hundred yuan from his pocket, and politely said to a female pilgrim, "Can you sell me one?" ”

The female pilgrim was holding a bouquet of lilies in her hand, which had originally come to offer to the god Axia, but after hearing his words, she immediately hurriedly stuffed the flowers into his arms and said incoherently, "Send you to you, no money...... You, can you smile at me? ”

Shen Luci took the bouquet of lilies and smiled at her.

The female pilgrim covered her forehead with her hands and fainted happily.

When Shen Luci walked out of the gate, the people inside reacted, and then chased them out together.

"I, my roses are also for you!"

"My gold earrings, gold rings, and gold anklets are all for you!"

"You're so vulgar! Go away! I'll give you my □□, and you can smile at me! ”

Fortunately, after becoming a man, the body also rose, Shen Luci ran for a long time before he got rid of this group of crazy brainless fans, he wiped the sweat on his forehead, looked at the flowers in his hand, frowned, reached out and took out the only complete one from it, and the other broken and damaged ones were thrown away.

After that, he silently walked through the shade of the tree and came to the door of the Taoist temple.

The pilgrims all ran after him, and the Taoist temple, which was originally full of incense, became very deserted, and Juan Juan was sitting on the stone steps at the entrance of the Taoist temple, holding his face with his hands, his eyes closed and enjoying the afternoon sun, and his body was filled with a lazy, lethargic and peaceful atmosphere.

Shen Luci looked at her quietly for a moment, then walked out of the dim shade and came behind her silently.

He leaned over and tried to put the lily hairpin in his hand in her hair.

"Who is it?" Curly opened his eyes alertly, turned his head, and then touched his lips on the dew-stained lily.

Shen Luci smiled at her, squatted down opposite her, closed his eyes, and kissed the lily as well, just like kissing her through the flower.

Shen Green Porcelain's New Year's Day finale "Kiss Lily" was achieved.

The third pilgrim Lin Fu

"Alert! Alert! An extremely dangerous patient has escaped from the city's psychiatric hospital, so please don't go out casually recently! If you must go out, feel ready to fight! ”

Because of the spread of this news, the street was deserted everywhere, and even the Axia Taoist Temple, which was originally flourishing with incense, had no pilgrims.

With a creak, the door was suddenly pushed open, and a young man stepped up the high steps and walked into the deserted Taoist temple, wearing a blue hospital gown and holding an incense candle as thick as a child's arm in his arms.

I heard that Shen Luci spent fifty years of incense candles to gain the power of female to male.

So this three-hundred-year-old incense candle! Enough for him to become a son of God!

With this expectation, Lin Fu lit the incense candle on the fire, and then began to pray to the golden god on the throne: "I want to be the king of the world, I want to be the king of the world, I want to be the king of the world......"

As he bowed down, an unfamiliar voice sounded in his ears.

"Mary's next door! Who is it! He actually gave me something that was a hundred years old to eat, and he wanted to eat me to death! ”

Lin Fu raised her head and saw that on the divine seat, the golden Ah Xia Shen had opened her eyes at some point, and she was holding the incense candle that had been buried in the ground for a hundred years, and there was still a tooth mark on the incense candle.

"You slut trying to kill gods! Woo cough cough! She raised her hand to wipe the blood from the corner of her mouth, and waved the incense candle in her hand furiously, "Let you see the wrath of God!" Go to hell! God's punishment - pure love torture! ”

A black light hit Lin Fu, and when Lin Fu opened his eyes again, he found that he was no longer in the Taoist temple, but in a room that was empty on all sides.

What's going on?

Lin Fu's face was dazed.

The next second, a voice suddenly sounded on the radio.

"Kuku Kukuku...... Welcome to the Academy of Despair, I'm the host Black and White Bear. In the screen hanging on the wall, a half-black, half-white bear figure appeared, and it said maliciously, "This is the inner world of a certain neurotic, this neurotic has split twenty-four personalities, and in the next time, all personalities will have to carry out a battle royale, and only the winner can gain control of the body......"

Lin Fu smiled.

Murder of personality, that's what he does best.

However, in the next second, the black and white bear began to chant: "Now the list of these twenty-four personalities will be announced, Sadako, Chainsaw, Freddy, Chu Renmei......"

In the empty room, Lin Fu's desperate cry sounded: "No!! ”

Lin Fu's Christmas ending "Your Uncle's Battle Royale".

The fourth pilgrim scroll

The day's part-time work was finally over, and Juan Juan took the salary of today's part-time job from the golden god, counted it, and found that it was ten yuan less, and immediately glared angrily: "There are still ten yuan!" ”

"Woo, people have a bad stomach today, so they have to use the incense money to buy Huoxiang Zhengqi water to drink." Holding the scepter in his arms, the golden god cried and said, "Otherwise, if you make a wish, I will help you realize it, and you should mortgage the ten yuan." ”

Curly raised his nose disdainfully: "My wish, I will make it happen myself!" ”

"Really?" Jin Ah Xia tilted his head and looked at her, "You're not very good at falling in love, you've grown so big, you've never been in love, do you want me to help you?" As long as I unleash the pure power of love, men and even women all over the world will fall under your pomegranate skirt...... In the future, you won't need money for anyone's house to eat. ”

Are you sure?

Juan Juan was a little moved......

"No, I don't." A large hand reached out from behind him, grabbed her head, and pulled her into his arms.

With a cigarette in his mouth, the knife glanced at the golden god coldly, and then lowered his head and said to the scroll: "Didn't you say that you were going to celebrate the New Year's Eve together tonight?" ”

As he spoke, he handed the plastic bag in his hand to the roll.

It's full of snacks, beer, game consoles, and so on for New Year's Eve.

"Let's go!" Juan Juan hugged the plastic bag in his hand and couldn't wait to say to the knife, "Let's go back and play quickly." ”

On the throne of the gods, the golden god held the scepter in his hand, looked at the two shadows opposite, held hands, walked away one after the other, cut his mouth, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "I hate the couple dog the most, and I actually ran to show my affection in front of the god...... Woohoo! ”

On the lonely December 31st, the single god sat alone on the throne of the gods, and made a single dog sizzle to the sky.

Ah Xia's Christmas ending "Pap Woo Woo" was achieved.