Text Text_Chapter 073 You are a real man
The second egg is not going to ride a girl's house, and he doesn't have that ability for the time being. If there was, Erdan would have directly knocked Liu Ruying down just now.
The house of the idle man Li Baotian, this is a dilapidated courtyard located at the end of the village.
The three-room tiled house has signs of collapse on its mud walls.
In the small courtyard, Li Baotian was sitting at a small square table, a bottle of bud grain roast, a plate of peanuts, a plate of fried beans, a small plate of soybean sauce, on which were placed two green onions, a few corn tortillas.
Li Baotian drank the wine deliciously.
The daughter-in-law ran away, the child was also taken away, and he was left alone, and he didn't want to do anything, and the crops were so-so.
In such a life, what else do you want, there is wine today and drunk today.
The door of the small courtyard, which was never locked, was pushed open for the first time tonight.
"Yo, Brother Baotian, the wine is very moist." Erdan walked in.
Li Baotian threw a peanut into his mouth, squinted his eyes and said, "That is, there is no big fish and meat, we still drink it deliciously." ”
Listening to this bad tone, it seems that he knows that the Erdan family invited the village cadres to the banquet.
Erdan took the small bench and sat down.
"What's the matter, you Tian Erdan has nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, come to me for my few acres of land." Li Baotian said, "You have contracted so many families, and my land is in the middle, and you don't even make a sound for me, what do you mean." ”
Hey, this guy is really angry. Erdanxin said that he was going to tell you, and you don't know what moths are going to come out of.
"Hey, isn't this a special visit?" Erdan laughed.
"It's late!" Li Baotian said with a stiff neck, "I'm not going to wrap it up for you,"
As he spoke, he peeked at the second egg, and saw him smiling and groaning, unconcerned, as if he really didn't plan to cover his own land.
“…… Bags can also be used, after all, the villagers are a thousand per mu. Li Baotian hurriedly continued.
Erdan was noncommittal and took the things out of the bag.
"Brother Baotian, the first time I came to the door, there was nothing to bring, it was a little interesting."
As he spoke, he placed the two magazines on the table.
Li Baotian took a look, my mother, such a handsome big girl, naked with a big breast, scratching her head and posing.
Ah, cough, cough, Li Baotian almost choked on a mouthful of residual wine in his mouth.
Quickly stabilized his mind, reached out and touched the magazine, and picked it up again pretendingly, "What is this......"
Erdan smiled without saying a word, picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth.
This old boy, his craftsmanship is not bad, and the peanuts are fried crispy and fragrant.
"Uh-huh, second egg, if you think that you can buy me by giving me these two bare-ass women, then you are wrong." Li Baotian read two pages, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and squinted his eyes.
"What do you say, what is it called bribery, two different things, it doesn't matter." Erdan said with a glare.
I'll go for it, I said it earlier, Li Baotian turned it up again with confidence.
Erdan stretched out his hand and held it down, "But Brother Baotian, we really want to tell you that the times are changing, and people have to look forward and know why the big guys are vying to give me the land, because the city has changed a lot now." ”
A big change? What has changed, Li Baotian was stunned.
"I haven't been in the city in a few days," Erdan said, turning around.
That's not it, an idler, what do you want, how can you have the money to go to the city to be chic.
"Now the women in the city, all of them are beautiful, like this, everywhere, you just go to shave your head, take a bath, it's all such big girls to serve you and make you comfortable." Erdan pointed to the woman in the magazine.
Li Baotian was full of fascination, and turned to his senses, "That's not covered, we are from the village, if there is no land, what else can there be." ”
The righteousness is awe-inspiring, but what I actually want to say is very clear, no matter how good it is, it has to be rich.
Erdan Yile, "That's not, who doesn't know that these ten miles and eight towns, you are a top banker, you can see the name, Baotian, there is no land, what field is still protected." ”
Li Baotian's rare old face turned red.
"But it's still the same thing, the times have changed, Brother Baotian, now in the city, just find a job to do, take a thousand or eight hundred, it's not a problem at all, those few are in a hurry to buy land, it's this abacus, go to the city to find a little work to do, there will be money to get, in this way, one person earns two money, and enjoys the service of the city people every day, how beautiful do you say." Erdan knocked on the table.
"Look, big brother, you are such a dashing and outstanding talent, where can you find some work to do, and you can earn 8,000 a year, so it's still a problem? Even if you don't look for it, the money you have for these few acres of land is enough for you to be chic a few times sooner or later. "Erdan said.
Li Baotian was moved, as a bachelor who has not had a woman for many years, under this illustration and text, in the beautiful fantasy outlined by Erdan, he couldn't help but be moved.
"Then why don't you kid go into the city, what kind of land are you going to pack." Li Baotian raised his head and stared at Erdan in embarrassment.
"Hey, who said I didn't want to, but no. My father, you know, I can't do anything but farm, I want to go out, but he won't let him live or die, he has to say that he will marry his daughter-in-law in a few years and then go out. ”
Erdan slapped his crotch, "Otherwise, with our ability, wouldn't it be a mess of rivers and seas, and there are groups of women?" ”
You're full of flowers and willows. Li Baotian said in his heart. But this kid is really a prodigal, in the village monkeys can be drummed up a city woman to hug, no wonder Tian Changgen is not at ease, if he really spreads out, I don't know what will be drummed.
Li Baotian's last doubts were also dispelled.
"A thousand yuan and an acre, if you don't talk about it, I'll plant it in the middle of your land."
"Ho ho," Erdan was happy, "What, Brother Baotian, I didn't plan to cover you at all, folks, but it's not good to say hello to you, you think too much, hahahaha......"
Erdan smoked the magazine and put it up again. "It's good to plant, it just so happens that we have a companion, I'll go out in two years, and then you'll be old and can't go out, so it's time to be a companion with my dad again......"
A picture appeared in Li Baotian's mind, he was hunched on his waist, his hair was gray, crumbling, and he looked hungrily at the distant county town flower world, but he no longer had the strength to flutter, so he had to sigh and kneel down in pain.
"Let's go, see you tomorrow." Erdan picked up the bag and got up to leave.
Well, there's nothing left, not even two picture books.
"Wait, wait, second egg," Li Baotian stood up and said busily.
"What?" Erdan smiled secretly and turned around.
"It's the same, like other homes, eight hundred and one acres," Li Baotian said, "Let's go, I'll go with you now and sign a contract." ”
"Well, this ......" Erdan muttered for a moment.
"Hey, I said Erdan, you are not allowed to regret it, why are you covering all the surrounding land, not my land, and not taking such a small ......" Li Baotian glared, there is a posture that I will definitely give you mischief and make you regret if you don't cover it.
"Okay, okay, I'll go back to the lord and ask for your few acres of land, alas, my father doesn't know how to discipline me when I go back......" Erdan shook his head and took out the written contract.
The contract was ready, but Li Baotian didn't want to doubt anything anymore, so he signed happily and pressed his handprint.
Erdan counted out a stack of bills and handed it over. This time it was terrible, Li Baotian was a little excited and trembling under the stimulation of alcohol, women and money.
The cooperation was pleasant, the second egg was leaving, and Li Baotian called him again.
"What's wrong again?" Erdan turned his head and said.
"That'...... That ......" Li Baotian pointed to the bag that the second egg was holding, and was a little embarrassed.
"Oh, haha, look at my memory, I brought it to you, why did I bring it back again."
Erdan sent the magazine back.
Li Baotianle's mouth grinned to the root of his ears.
"Erdan, don't be in a hurry, come and drink two cups, I found that chatting with you kid is quite exciting."
The second egg doesn't want to, the small five grains counted at home, what kind of bud grain to burn with you.
Besides, I can talk to you about a hammer.
"Hey, Brother Baotian, look, you're a real man now, and you have the two things that men want most."
"What?"
"Money and women," Erdan said, pointing to the table.
On the table, there is a stack of 100 yuan bills on two magazines of Hot Girls, which looks very exciting.
Sure enough, yes.