"Hey, hey!" She laughed, "That's what it means." www.biquge.info I used to say the same thing, but my father said that he and I didn't meet the soldiers before the show, it was purely a mouse meeting a cat, and there was no way at all but to obediently disarm and surrender! ”

"Hahaha!" He almost burst into tears: "The mouse meets the cat!" Hmmm, that's too graphic. I remember when I was a child, I watched a very classic domestic cartoon called "Sloppy King". It's about the actor's playfulness, and after eating a sugar pill by mistake, his body became smaller and entered the mouse hole, witnessing the rights and wrongs of the mouse world. One of the most famous passages is: 'Rats are afraid of cats, that's a rumor!' ’……”

"What's so scary about a kitten?" Before he could finish speaking, she quickly picked up the conversation and continued loudly: "Raise the guts of the rat and defeat the cat." Millennial prejudice, completely overthrown! ”

"Oh?" He smiled and squeezed her hand, "You've seen this cartoon too?" I thought we were a lot different in age, not people of the same era? ”

"Phew!" She sneered, "Aren't you three or four years older than me!" Still pretending to be an old man here? ”

"Good, good! We are the people of our time! He smiled and put his arm around her shoulder: "Okay, then I'll be like the old man, as two mice who surrender to your cat." We belong to the kind of people who are more pragmatic and never fantasize, what prejudices and overthrows, we never want to, so we obediently obey your majesty, okay? ”

"Hahaha!" She laughed: "It's pretty much the same, the attitude is still relatively correct!" Okay, Miss Ben is happy, I'll take you to eat something delicious now, okay? ”

"Oh?" He was suddenly interested, "What's delicious?" Let's hear it first! ”

She smiled and said, "Look at your gluttony, let's go!" You'll find out when you arrive! ”

"Good!" He was about to run after her, but stopped again: "Wait a minute! I just said I was going to the bathroom, but I haven't gotten there yet! When there's something delicious to eat, I'll have to empty my stomach first, and then let go of it and eat it! ”

"No, no, no!" She smiled and squeezed his hand: "Who told you not to let the toilet just go, just take care of bullying others." I want to go now, no way! Bear with it! Hurry to the garage! I'll talk about it when we get to the place where we eat! ”

"Oh my God! You're too domineering! He let out a wail, "I have to endure it for so long, I want to die!" ”

"Hee-hee!" She laughed and said, "Who made you a cat and a mouse!" Now that you've done it, let's accept your fate! ”

"Oops!" He was very helpless: "They all say that they have now entered a feminist society, I didn't believe it before, but now it seems that I can't believe it if I want to!" ”

"But", he suddenly changed his words, and leaned into her ear, "Baby! I, the mouse, must listen to your cat's instructions. However, I'll be honest, this man holds his urine, but it's the most taboo. If it affects reproductive health, the baby born in the future will not be as beautiful and cute as the 'little angel' just now! ”

"Oops! You! She was stunned for a moment, and then punched him in the chest: "You bad guy! Anything is pulled up here! Well, you rat beat the cat today! Let's go to the toilet! I'm waiting for you here! ”

"Haha!" He laughed: "Then I'll go!" Don't worry, I will ensure my reproductive health well and I will not let you regret it! ”

"Nasty! Still not leaving? She raised her hand and pretended to fight, but he had already fled quickly, and turned back to make a grimace at her, "I may be going longer, you better sit there and wait!" We're tired of our cats, and I don't have any rat food to eat! ”

"Nasty!" She smiled and sneered, "If you grind harder, it's really beaten!" ”

He turned around with a smile, went to the bathroom, booed hard, and then came out after washing his hands, and found that she didn't sit down, just stood and waited for him, and couldn't help but feel a little moved.

I was about to step forward and take her shoulders and walk together. However, at this time, an unexpected thing happened!

Probably there was a travel group of people who all came to the bathroom, so there were a lot of people all of a sudden. Because there were many people, Lu Qing also retreated. But this retreat didn't matter, just in time for a person to come over quickly and bump into her. The two of them immediately let out an exclamation: "Ahhh ”

This is a delicate-looking woman carrying a bag, looking like a college student who has not yet graduated, and at this time she kept nodding her head and apologizing to Lu Qing: "I'm sorry!" There were too many people, I didn't see it clearly, I bumped into you, are you okay? ”

Lu Qing kept rubbing her shoulders, probably because she was really hurt, but looking at such a female college student who was younger than herself, she couldn't be annoyed, so she shook her head at the moment and responded: "It's okay!" ”

However, at this moment, Thangka had already jumped forward, grabbed the woman who looked like a college student, and yelled: "What are you doing? ”

The roar

It was very big, and the people next to him were startled and looked at them in a daze.

Thangka didn't show any pity for the jade, and stared at the female college student with wide eyes: "Hurry up and take it out!" A little later, and you'll have to move away! ”

Lu Qing was also stunned all of a sudden, wondering what was wrong with him?

Is this because he was hit by someone, and then he was uneven, because he felt sorry for himself, so he stood up for himself?

Well! He can do this kind of thing! However, what he said about "taking out" and "transferring" or something, it was not like blaming the girl for hitting him, but as if the girl had taken something from him.

Thangka looked back at her at this time: "Look, your phone is still there?" ”

Lu Qing suddenly realized, and hurriedly went to touch the mobile phone in his pocket: "Oops! Really, my phone is gone! I was still in my pocket just now! ”

"Humph!" Thangka sneered: "Don't look for it!" This girl hit you on purpose just now, that is, when she hit you hard, she had already succeeded. Your phone, right on this girl! ”

It turned out that this girl was a thief, and just now she took the initiative to bump into Lu Qing by taking advantage of the large number of people, and deliberately hit Lu Qing's shoulder painfully. As soon as this attention shifted to the pain in the shoulder, it invisibly lost its other reaction. So, the female thief was very freehand and stole the Apple six mobile phone in Lu Qing's pocket.

All this can be hidden from Lu Qing, but it can't be hidden from Thangka.

As soon as he saw this girl collide with Lu Qing, he knew that this girl had no good intentions. Sure enough, just when Lu Qing was grinning in pain and desperately rubbing her shoulders, the girl had already used her hands as pliers, pulling and pulling, as if she was taking something from her pocket, and took Lu Qing's mobile phone away at once.

He saw all this in his eyes, because when he was serving in Gaoling County, many places relied on the power of the Dao, and he was often with Ah Hui, Ah Cake, and Chen Xiang, and he heard and witnessed a lot of things on the Dao. So, if this girl wants to bargain in front of him, there is no door!

If the female thief stole someone else, he wouldn't care. But it's Lu Qing who steals, this can't be done, the master's fiancée, was given by a little thief like you, and the master won't be mixed up in the future!

So, he rushed up with an arrow and caught the girl at that time.

At this time, what made people feel strange was that the female thief did not have any panicked expression on her face, neither said that she had been wronged, nor admitted it, so she replied coldly: "What are you talking about?" I don't understand! ”

He was slightly stunned, he didn't expect this female thief to be so arrogant, he was familiar with this way, he quickly realized that this female thief didn't look young, but she was a veteran, and the reason why she was so fearless showed that she was not alone, and there were accomplices next to her.

Suddenly, he began to get nervous. Think about it, this is Beijing instead of Xijing, not your own land, you are not familiar with the place, and the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake. If several people really hugged him and surrounded him and Lu Qing, it would be more than worth the loss.

Having said that, in front of Lu Qing, you must not show weakness. Anyway, now that her mobile phone has been stolen, as a big man, she must protect the interests of women.

Can't let it, can't let it go a step!

Infinite pride surged in his chest, and he secretly used force in his hand, pinching the female thief's hand fiercely, so painful that she grinned, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said: "What do you want to do?" ”

"What for?" He sneered: "What do you say I want to do?" Now the question is, what did you do? Thought I didn't see it? ”

"Ouch!" The female thief suddenly raised her voice: "You hurt me!" ”

He was shocked, it was obvious that this was the female thief signaling to her accomplices again, asking them to rush to support, and he and Lu Qing would soon become the targets of the thieves' siege.

What to do? Now it's hard to ride a tiger, so if you continue to be tough, you and Lu Qing will suffer in the end. At that time, instead of being able to vent this evil breath for Lu Qing, it will cause her to fall into an unpredictable humiliating situation.

If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan, and at this time, you will only be angry with this female thief, which is indeed happy. But in less than five minutes, you will pay a very heavy price for the pleasure of this moment!

Is it worth it?

His mind was spinning, and although he couldn't think of any good strategies for a while, he decided to give it a try with a few small tricks.

The first move, knock on the mountain and shock the tiger. Don't get into a head-on confrontation with these guys, and try to scare them away.

He had already thought of this weapon to knock on the mountain, if it was nothing else, it was the black talk that had accumulated after coming into contact with Lao Huo and Old Man Luo's gang of Taoists over the years.

There are bandits, and there are bandits. If you want to talk about black words, this is a technical job, just like Yang Zirong in the new version of "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", the stepping stone into the bandits' den is that the jargon on the road is more slippery than the bandits!