Ximen Aliang joined the Alliance of the Awakened, and with his SSS super talent, he became a reserve super soldier, and he was also issued a titanium alloy equipment box, and he bought a car and a house in installments, thinking that he was very good and could show off in front of his good brothers.

In the hazy cow drizzle, a person and a cat were as fast as lightning, parked in front of the pickup truck with a yellow color, Jiang Baiyu opened the car door, sat in the passenger seat, and the beckoning cat jumped to the back seat.

"Simon Dashao, I haven't seen you for a long time, and you don't know me. ”

Hearing the familiar voice, Ximen Aliang rubbed his eyes, with a shocked expression on his face, and exclaimed: "Oh, I'll go! Brother Yu went to Siam for plastic surgery, he became tall and handsome, and his skin was so good, I didn't dare to admit it." ”

Jiang Baiyu said unruly: "The aura of heaven and earth has recovered, I have unexpectedly become handsome, you don't have to envy me." ”

Ximen Aliang smiled meaningfully and said jokingly: "Hehe, you won't be ...... It's not happy to be a man, cut it!"

"Cut your uncle!" Jiang Baiyu was furious and said unhappily: "Don't think that if you pull out the flame unicorn arm, you can walk sideways, and I will still flatten you." ”

"it! It's not a, I was drenched in the rain all night, and the awakened flame unicorn arm, my brother has long said goodbye to his hands and become a good man with five golds. Ximen Ah Liang started the pickup truck and drove slowly to the suburbs.

"Which five?" Jiang Baiyu said curiously.

"To have a house, a car, money, a stable job, the most important thing is to have the talent of a martial artist! A man as good as me, more precious than diamonds, has long been extinct. ”

Simon Ah Liang was elated and showed a narcissistic smile, which became cheaper and cheaper the more he looked at it.

"It's almost extinct. Jiang Baiyu sneered.

"It's useless for you to be envious, you are handsome and you can't eat it! I go on blind dates every day, and sometimes I catch up with two or three times a day, and I can't be busy. Ximen Aliang held the steering wheel and said triumphantly.

"Look at your stinky fart, I want to beat you up. Jiang Baiyu couldn't cry or laugh, the thing was still shaking, and said with a smile: "You have a crush on the beautiful teacher who has been a returnee for three years, why don't you chase it?"

Ximen Aliang fell silent and said depressedly: "Don't mention it, I mustered up the courage to confess, but she refused to her face, and said that I was a toad and wanted to eat swan meat, saying that I was delusional and daydreaming, so angry that I almost vomited three liters of blood." ”

Jiang Baiyu was stunned and said: "No, she can't look down on your awakened SSS martial artist talent, and her vision is too high, she is going to turn the sky upside down!"

Ximen Aliang sighed and said: "I confessed a day in advance, and she refused without hesitation. The next day, I registered as an SSS Super Warrior, and she came to confess to me and said she agreed. ”

My buddy said at the time, I am a toad turned prince, you are a white swan turned ugly duckling, one is in the sky and the other is underground, the difference between our identities is too big, it is completely incompatible, she was so angry that she cried and fainted in the toilet. I wasn't bored in college, but luckily I joined the Alliance of the Awoken and settled in Golden City. ”

Jiang Baiyu fell silent, it turned out that this product was stimulated by a broken love, no wonder he went from being taciturn to pretending to be forced everywhere, how to look at it and how to be beaten.

According to the original fate trajectory of Ximen Aliang, the pursuit of returnee beauty teacher success, after graduating from college, the two got married and held a banquet, Jiang Baiyu also went to congratulate, Ximen Aliang settled in Fanghua City, gave birth to children, and lived a small life without shame.

However, his wife is a power worshipper girl, she wants to buy famous brands every day, and she shouts to be in line with the world, Ximen Aliang has no choice but to find Jiang Baiyu to team up for an adventure, go to the dimensional realm to earn cultivation resources, and support his family by the way.

Ximen Aliang is also wonderful, he got rid of his original wife, and the trajectory of his fate has changed so much, this is the rhythm of going against the sky!

Jiang Baiyu was secretly frightened, he suddenly had a strange feeling, because of his rebirth, unconsciously, he changed the fate trajectory of many people, and felt that the whole world was different.

"Brother Yu, have you noticed, how am I different from before?"

"It's only been a few days since I joined the Alliance of the Awakened, and I've learned to pretend to be forced!" Jiang Baiyu teased.

"Get out! I didn't see the cool titanium alloy armor and the desert pickup truck, is my brother so handsome that he bombs the street?" said Ximen Aliang proudly.

"Drive a-yellow pickup, you're such a stinky fart, so handsome that it's almost as good as blowing up a corpse. Jiang Baiyu said with a smile.

"Damn, my Picado Cattle Batch, 500,000 installments. Simon Ah Liang said depressedly.

Meow!

With a crisp and pleasant cat meow, the beckoning cat raised his head and whispered in a cat language that only Jiang Baiyu could understand: "Boss, your friend is chattering, Balabala said all the way, saying that the cat is hungry, is there any dried fish and milk?"

Jiang Baiyu took out five cans of dried fish and two bags of pure milk from the storage bag, put them in the back seat, turned his head to look at the stunned Ximen Aliang, and said with a smile: "My pet cat, do you continue to pretend?"

Ximen Aliang was stunned, and said word by word: "Recruit...... Wealth...... Cat!"

Jiang Baiyu smiled: "Haha, you mistook the cat, mine is a pet cat, and it will only be cute and cute." ”

Ximen Aliang said solemnly: "Don't fool me, the beckoning cat is the second in the heavenly list, the first wanted criminal on the whole network, the notorious scum cat, even if the beckoning cat turns to ashes, I can recognize it." ”

Jiang Baiyu was speechless for a moment, and said lightly: "I said pet cats, they are pet cats, you drive well." ”

Ximen Aliang smiled dumbly, and said mysteriously: "You don't know, right! The female warriors of the whole network are cursing the owner of the scum cat, cursing him for being a single dog all his life, and not having a female ticket for his whole life, Ding Ding shrinks by one centimeter a day." ”

Jiang Baiyu was full of black lines, and a group of crows flew over his head, and said depressedly: "Ximen Dashao, if you dare to curse me again, I will cut you off immediately, do you believe it or not?"

Ximen Aliang's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Brother Yu! You are my eldest brother, you have a beckoning cat, why didn't you say it earlier, I knew you were so stubborn, I would have come over to mix with you earlier." ”

Jiang Baiyu reminded: "Be a low-key person, and don't make waves of obscene development." I have a lucky cat, no one can say, I don't want to provoke the Tianbang female warrior group, they don't want spirit stones, they want to die!"

Ximen Aliang said solemnly: "Good brother is angry, I swear to God, if the knife is on the crotch of my pants, I will not leak it." ”

Jiang Baiyu is also drunk, this guy is getting more and more shameless, swearing that he is so cheap, this is still an honest person I know, Ximen Dashao who has played since childhood?

Ximen Aliang smiled evilly: "Brother Yu, see if you can take things out of the air, you have a storage bag." ”

Jiang Baiyu turned his head to look at the back of the pickup truck, which was full of tent suitcases, and said suspiciously: "No, you are a super soldier with five good men, and you don't even have a storage bag." ”