Chapter 4 Why is there no toilet paper?

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"Your Highness, what are you doing standing there stupidly? Is there anything to see here? Isn't it just some weeds and a well. A crisp voice sounded behind him, and Ke'er's petite body stood behind Li Zhou, looking at Li Zhou with puzzled eyes, not understanding why he was stunned and motionless.

There is still that weird and inexplicable smile on his face, which is strange.

"Is this Your Highness crazy? Otherwise....... There was a sentence, Ke'er didn't dare to say it, she secretly guessed in her heart, staring at Li Zhou.

Li Zhou doesn't know what Ke'er is thinking, just cares about his big house, it's not an ordinary house, don't say he's alone, even if he marries a dozen wives, he can fit it, of course, these are all Li Zhou's obscenities.

"No, no, just look, look." Li Zhou was a little embarrassed, he felt embarrassed for his gaffe, and his face was a little red, but he was quickly covered up by Li Zhou, what are these embarrassments, no matter how much Li Zhou doesn't take it to heart.

After Li Zhou sorted out his expression, he slowly asked, "That...... That one...... Kerr, is this our home? ”

Although it is a little difficult to speak, after all, this body is not the original Li Zhe, but he Li Zhou, and it is a little strange to say anything to this maid, although Li Zhe and this little maid are very familiar, they have been together for so many years, and they know each other very well, but Li Zhou is still difficult to get acquainted with all of a sudden.

Calling her name felt a little stiff, Ke'er didn't pay attention to the changes on Li Zhou's face, pointed to the big house behind her, and wondered: "Your Highness, what's wrong with you?" Of course, this is Your Highness's home, could it be someone else's? Really. ”

"Why is Your Highness so strange today?" The doubts in Ke'er's eyes have become even stronger, from the morning to now, she has a very strange feeling, His Royal Highness doesn't seem to know her anymore, her actions and behaviors are very weird, especially in the morning, she is wary of her appearance, thinking that she is a bad person, but it scares her.

Is it really crazy to ask such a question now? The more she didn't think about it, the more intense that thought became, gushing out like a spring, out of control, but as soon as she saw that familiar face, it was none other than her, and she was sure that His Highness had not left the room since he came back drunk last night.

It's all her who takes care of him with one hand and one foot, if you want to say crazy, it won't be so sudden, right??

As for anyone else, that's even more unlikely.

Thinking of this, Ke'er's heart was lowered again, and his eyes were still on Li Zhou's body, Li Zhou noticed Ke'er's puzzled gaze, and said secretly in his heart: "Oh no, this time it's too obvious, it's better to restrain it, you can't let it go on like this." ”

Li Zhou hurriedly put away the questions in his heart and stopped asking, for fear that Ke'er would find out something, after all, Ke'er has been with Li Zhe for so many years, if it suddenly changes a lot, it is difficult to guarantee that she will see something, so she still has to be careful, change slowly, step by step, and can't be in a hurry.

"I have to be careful, although this little girl doesn't say it, I think she should be suspicious too, right?" Li Zhou coughed, nodded with a smile, a gentle smile, an elegant look, looked ahead, and shook his head.

Try to pretend to be Li Zhe's nerdy and good old man, with an affectionate expression, staring into the distance, Li Zhou looked at his state, and couldn't help but feel disgusted, what is this, shaking his head, not afraid of shaking a concussion.

You shake the method like this, and I don't know how the past ten years have passed, anyway, Li Zhou can't do it, and he can't immediately abandon this behavior, so he can only grit his teeth and persevere, no way, only in this way can he confuse Ke'er.

Don't look at Ke'er's focus on Li Zhe, there are a lot of ideas in his little head, and he is sensitive to things around him, Li Zhou doesn't want to make a name for a madman, in this world, a madman has to be imprisoned, and he will not die in that kind of black and cold black room.

finally came to this world, although some were not very happy, if they didn't come, Li Zhou couldn't change it, since he couldn't change this fact, then change himself.

"Ahem."

Li Zhou sat upright and looked at Ke'er, smiled without saying a word, walked forward, leaving a chic back to Ke'er, Ke'er stared at Li Zhou's back and that look, the look of doubt flashed, and quickly dissipated, His Highness is still the same, no change.

Li Zhou's figure was getting farther and farther away, and Ke'er hurried to catch up.

"Your Highness, wait for me, Your Highness."

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Time passed quickly, and for a few hours, Li Zhou was looking at his home, this home where he would live for a long time in the future, he had to look carefully, this was Li Zhou's greatest wealth in this time, a place to stay, a place to stay.

The palace is very large, and it is not a rich family, although it is a royal mansion, there are a lot of money, and there are many treasures given by his father and mother, calligraphy and paintings, silk cloth, and some bits and pieces, looking like a lot, but in fact, it is not.

From Li Zhe's memory, Li Zhou knew that his monthly salary was 8,000 yuan, how much was this 8,000 yuan, according to the price of the Tang Dynasty, a bucket of rice needed 8 yuan, a bucket of rice was 10 liters of rice, a liter of rice was about 1.25 catties at that time, and the price of modern rice was about 1.5 yuan to 2.0 yuan.

According to the calculation of 2.0 yuan, a bucket of rice is 25 yuan, and 25 yuan is equivalent to 8 yuan, that is, 1 yuan is the modern 3 yuan, but because the price of rice in the Tang Dynasty was particularly cheap, it was almost the cheapest dynasty in ancient China, so it was reduced a little, but how to calculate it should be 1 yuan is equivalent to 2 yuan, so calculated.

He has 8,000 yuan a month, not counting other silk cloth, gold and silver, that is to say, Li Zhe, the prince, has 16,000 yuan a month, which is not too much, and it is not too much.

is several times higher than Li Zhou's salary, it should be said that Li Zhou is very satisfied, but don't forget that Li Zhou's body is a prince, and the prince needs face wherever he goes, and the cost is more, and then, he ...................

These are really not enough, thinking of this, Li Zhou found that he had no other wealth except for the identity of this prince, and if you want to count it, this house can be regarded as one.

"It seems to be a little sad!!"

Li Zhou roughly estimated in his mind, there was no fief, and there was no income, the expenditure was large, the income was almost zero, relying on those money, as well as paying for the food in the palace, the usual expenses, and the wages of his subordinates, so reduced, the money left to Li Zhou was only so much 1,000 yuan, which had Ke'er's ruthless exploitation.

Li Zhou didn't dare to think about it, what could he do with a thousand yuan, he would be gone out for a meal of flowers, and it seemed that he would have to stay at home.

Thinking about it, Li Zhou's stomach was swollen, and he ate too many meals at noon, although it was still those Chinese cabbages, but fortunately, there were other dishes, although there was no meat, Li Zhou also accepted it, judging from his usual expenses, the family really had to thank Ke'er.

Otherwise, Li Zhou really doesn't know how to get by.

However, as soon as he thought of the money, Li Zhou trembled, goosebumps bulged, his stomach swelled, and a very bad feeling came to his heart, and Li Zhou knew what it was.

People have three urgencies!!

Although it didn't come in time.

"That...... That one...... Kerr. Li Zhou was a little embarrassed, his face turned red all of a sudden, Ke'er looked at Li Zhou in a daze, and responded: "Your Highness, is there anything wrong?" ”

"That ......."

"That ......."

After holding it for a long time, Li Zhou didn't say it, he didn't know where the toilet was, at that time, it seemed to be called a toilet, and after shopping for a long time, Li Zhou didn't find it, he just wanted to watch his home well, and didn't care so much.

Ke'er's eyes widened, looking at Li Zhou, waiting for Li Zhou to speak, Li Zhou's stomach kept rolling, wave after wave, continuously, making Li Zhou tremble, I couldn't help it, Li Zhou urged and asked: "Ke'er, that ...... That one...... Where are the latrines? ”

"Toilets? Your Highness, you ....... ”

Ke'er's little face turned red all of a sudden, red and red, red like rouge, bewitching red lips, pink face, Li Zhou couldn't help but sigh, this little girl is really tempting, if it wasn't too strong, he couldn't help it.

"Over there." Ke'er pointed to the back of the house, covering her face with her other little hand, she didn't think too much, and she didn't think about why His Highness asked like this, thinking that His Highness was teasing her, it was so red that it was difficult to dissipate it all at once.

"Okay, I'll go first." Li Zhou couldn't wait, and rushed to the latrine, and after a while, he found the so-called latrine, a dilapidated small thatched hut, tattered, and a few inexplicable pieces of wood.

"Poof."

"Puff puff puff."

Enjoyable, pouring thousands of miles, out of control, everything that can be thought of, after Li Zhou vented, he seemed to remember one thing, that is, there is no paper towel here.

This problem is very serious, Li Zhou looked left and right, up and down, his eyes were focused on those bamboo pieces, at first he was still puzzled, from Li Zhe's memory, he remembered something that made him not know what to do.

That is, there was no toilet paper in the Tang Dynasty, and if you want to wipe your buttocks, okay, look for things anywhere, wipe them if you can, this reminds Li Zhou of wiping the corner of his butt when he was a child, wiping it gently, not caring about the dirt and pain, and leaving after touching it.

"Do I use it or not?"

Tangled.

It's very tangled.

After thinking about it, Li Zhou had no choice but to go up hard, who made himself poor, let's go hard.

He really wanted to look up to the sky and shout, why didn't there be toilet paper!!!!!!!

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