Chapter 479: I Am the Regular Channel

"Yang Dong, you should understand what the state is using to give you such a price? That's hoping you will retreat! Hao Qingqing persuaded.

It is simply impossible to buy this cruiser, and the United States is ready to auction this retired cruiser, in fact, it wants to give it to the European Union, and everyone can see it.

This is a typical Mi-style diplomacy, they have a high technology that is ahead of the world, especially in the military industry.

That's what a superpower is.

China, on the other hand, is a slightly humble country, with a large population and the world's second largest economy. However, there is a serious lag in high technology, and the most obvious is military science and technology, most of which we use are the technologies of the former Soviet Union.

Our own scientific research is also weak.

"I promised!" Yang Dong's reaction was not to retreat.

"Huh?" Hao Qingqing was also taken aback. "You must not know the difficulty yet, let me explain to you, this is the same difficulty as asking you to go up to the sky to pick the moon-"

The state gave Yang Dong this price, that is, he didn't want to do this business, but it was not good to save Yang Dong's face, so the lion opened his mouth.

"I said yes, I said yes!" ——

"Is this kid crazy?" After Hao Yingying learned about it, her reaction was the same as Hao Qingqing.

"No, a madman can't do such a crazy thing! His mind was now full of saving his cousin, who was already in a demonic obstacle, and he didn't care that he had taken on an impossible mission! ”

"If you can't do business with the state, the consequences will be very serious!" Hao Yingying's brows furrowed.

"Of course, the country does not really have the luxury of getting this cruiser, Midi is so strict with the ban on arms sales to Huaxia, even if Huaxia offers a sky-high price, Midi will not be able to sell it to Huaxia."

"What's the reaction from above?" Hao Yingying was a little worried.

"Rejoice, do you believe it?" Hao Qingqing looked at her twin sister.

"Huh?" Hao Yingying was confused.

"Especially those old things in the military, it is estimated that they are almost senile, only they think that Yang Dong can take this cruiser. I wondered if I would give them some brain platinum during the Chinese New Year. Hao Qingqing severely damaged these military bigwigs.

Hao Yingying's eyebrows tightened in thought.

"Sister, do you think this is dealing with us under the banner of making things difficult for Yang Dong? After all, we have been preparing for many years in this mission to deal with drug lords, and we have failed completely. Will they take the opportunity to reduce our funds? ”

"I don't know, but we have to prepare to help Yang Dong deal with the aftermath!" Hao Yingying is calmer than Hao Qingqing and has a greater sense of the overall situation.

"You're going to wipe his ass, go yourself!" Hao Qingqing rolled her eyes a few times. "This kind of dares to brag, this Yang Dong is a brain-dead."

"If the above is really shameless, then I will hand over Yang Dong and stuff it into the Military Commission, then let the Military Commission take responsibility!"

"The Military Commission can come forward for him and let our National Security Bureau accept him, which shows that this Yang Dong really has some ability, and our job is to develop him!"

Hao Qingqing sat on the chair, "Ability?" I'll give you a general idea of this Yang Dong's ability: rebellious, he turned his face with him when he was a teenager, ran away from home and became a bodyguard, and his glorious years officially began. ”

"When protecting the little British princess, I helped people break the place."

"The Hollywood actress almost ruined her acting career by him!"

"I helped this pervert calculate, the woman he slept with, that is already more than a hundred."

"But his ability is outstanding, and as far as I know, he has missed all the tasks so far!" Hao Yingying emphasized.

"There are many bad reviews and many complaints." Hao Qingqing raised two fingers. The reason why he has been able to stay safe is because someone wiped his butt and made him even more unscrupulous. Therefore, I firmly refuse to wipe the ass of this scumbag. ”

"It's also a skill to have someone wipe his ass every time!"

"-Sister, have you been crushed between my legs for nine months, and your head is stupid?" Hao Qingqing looked at Hao Yingying incredulously.

"Since the military believes in him, I might as well believe in him as well. What if Yang Dong really brought the cruiser back? ”

"Impossible!" Hao Qingqing is very determined.

"Then let's make a bet, if I win, then how about you go and ask Yang Dong for underwear!" Hao Yingying looked at her sister with a smile.

"How disgusting?"

"You can think about the odds!"

"Yes, it's disgusting, but you can't win, I promised." Hao Qingqing thought about it, this was simply impossible. "What if I win?"

"Do you think you're going to lose?" Hao Yingying asked rhetorically.

"Of course not."

"That's it, you definitely won't lose, why should I agree to your conditions?" Hao Yingying asked, her sister was at a loss.

Obviously, Hao Yingying was pressed under Hao Qingqing's crotch for nine months, not only did she not crush her head, but she broke Hao Qingqing's head.

Hao Qingqing was encircled by her sister like this.

Of course, Hao Qingqing doesn't care, this kind of bet, can I lose? ——

The next day, at just over five o'clock in the morning, Hao Qingqing received a very important task.

"The cruiser has already departed from the port of the United States, ready to take over!"

"Take over?" Hao Qingqing woke up suddenly, "What do you mean?" ”

Yang Dong boasted about Haikou, and Hao Qingqing was still waiting for Yang Dong to make a joke. But only one night later, Yang Dong took down the cruiser.

"The people of the United States are too unprincipled, right? What the hell, such a big cruiser, it's child's play. ”

Hao Qingqing's side was furious.

And the bigwigs in the military are already jubilant. Although they knew that Yang Dong would definitely be able to win it as long as he was willing.

But I didn't expect Yang Dong to spend only one night.

The national auction of cruisers, the process is very complicated, and if it can be won within a year, it must be a big concession made by one side.

And Yang Dong won it overnight, this is no longer a miracle, it is simply a dream.

Hao Qingqing arranged for someone to accept it, and she herself went to Yang Dong to ask for clarification.

Yang Dong was sleeping, she didn't care, and rushed into Yang Dong's room by herself.

"How the hell did you do that?"

Yang Dong rubbed his eyes, "The spring dream was interrupted by you, don't affect me, I want to go back to the dream just now." ”

Hao Qingqing grabbed Yang Dong's quilt.

Yang Dong woke up all of a sudden and grabbed the quilt. "Damn, what are you doing? I slept naked. ”

"Get me up!" Hao Qingqing pulled Yang Dong's cup off.

Yang Dong lay on the bed naked, "Okay, you pervert, see?" Satisfied, right? ”

Hao Qingqing's face turned red, thinking that Yang Dong was lying to her, but she didn't expect this Yang Dong to really have no clothes, "Hooligans!" ”

"I'm hooligans in the bed and affect society? You're a hooligan, you came to lift my quilt early in the morning, I hate it. ”

Hao Qingqing gasped, directly pulled out the gun, and pointed at Yang Dong's crotch, "Dress me." ”

Yang Dong was so frightened that the crotch of his pants instantly chilled, this girl is too domineering, direct gun-to-gun, and her own gun can only admit it.

"Don't wear underwear!"

“——”

Yang Dong, who was dressed, sat on the edge of the bed.

"Tell me, how the hell did you get the cruiser!"

"I called the Pentagon and asked if they were going to sell the cruiser, and they replied yes. Then I asked what the price was, and it was cheap, and I was going to buy it, and they agreed. I offered to send them a hitchhiker. ”

Hao Qingqing looked at the serious Yang Dong in disbelief, "Are you teasing me?" ”

"I swear to the Virgin Mary."

"What the hell are you telling the truth!" Hao Qingqing pulled the bolt.

"Okay, I said, I stole it!" Yang Dong lowered his head.

"Stole? How did you steal it? ”

It is impossible to get it overnight through regular channels, but it is indeed possible to steal.

"Huaxia has so many American knives in his hand that he refuses to spend foreign exchange in life or death, and the people of the United States have long hated Huaxia so much that it is impossible to sell it to Huaxia. Internationally, Huaxia is a typical profiteer, and formal channels are definitely not good. So I asked a hacker group to help, hacked into the Pentagon first, got a group of friends to help, and drove the cruiser out of the Navy's port first! ”

"What you said is true?"

"I swear by my face!"

"Why didn't the people of the United States chase it?" Hao Qingqing asked, it was only one night, how far could the cruiser go.

"I was worried that they would chase, so I stole three of their nuclear warheads by the way, one in New York, one in Los Angeles, and one in Washington, and they didn't dare to chase!"

Hao Qingqing put down the gun, "Yang Dong, if you tell me something from your heart, is what you just said true?" ”

"Yes, I swear by my face, it's serious." ——

What Yang Dong said was simply exaggerated, and Hao Qingqing couldn't believe it at all.

After taking Yang Dong's underwear back, Hao Qingqing also deliberately investigated this matter, she wanted to find out how Yang Dong did it.

But at this time, her twin sister called her, "You would never have dreamed of how Yang Dong got the cruiser." ”

"Could it be that you hacked into the Pentagon and stole someone's nuclear warhead?"

"—how do you know?" Hao Yingying asked in surprise.

"Yang Dong said!" Hao Qingqing said angrily, no, "Damn, this can't be true, right?" ”

"Of course it's true, although the country of rice has blocked the news, but for such a big event, there must be rumors of it, and now the country has become a joke!"

"This Yang Dong is a genius, by the way, what about the underwear!"

Hao Qingqing looked at the underwear in his hand, very disgusting, "The one that just came off the body is still original, are you sure you want it?" ”

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